@theprofessor,
What up, prof
I stay distant from naughty chicks
Keep a wide berth from scorning kids, like Leviticus 13:46
These goofs are unclean to me with their corny hits
They must’ve not cleansed their hands nor did they wash their bits
Homie, all of them lick
Let me get at them like DMX barking and sh*t
Call the dogs to the pit - and I just cursed, that’s just awful, isn’t it?
Now I know what it’s like to be like those foreigner twits
who find it hard to stop the cawing and being vulgar nitwits
They think just because they heard someone else spit it
or they heard Cartman quip it, they can do it too on some copycat biz
Might as well work for Xerox and photocopy some scripts
Go to the office, hand them over to their boss like, “Here’s your slips!”
I catch a fever like Peggy Lee, I fight these mites readily
Make them a catch a flight directly
Connect my fist to their face, without touching the eyes objectively
Get them passing like travel guides through entries
Make their parents come by steadily, crying intensely
Cause tension to these skeptics, throwing fine melodies
Singing lines in medleys
And yes, I smile eccentrically, split thighs like that guy Presley
When I flip the work, I’m like Thierry flying tenderly
Writing mentally then showing the rhymes perceptibly
that portray my insight evidently
While others show keen street minds ostensibly
‘til they get exposed in the light like documentaries
I ponder mentally, wonder with broad perplexity
at why these brothers wanna show off what they flaunt offensively
But every time I confront the vipers, they remark contemptibly
Pull their Victoria’s Secrets down then jerk off sexually
This takes me back to when I was knocked subjectively
Dishonoured unpleasantly, without any positive pleasantries
But now I got the confidence to sock the next emcee
who doesn’t come correct like a test marked with F’s and G’s
Ills