Neverending Rap Battle

for the 2 on 2

you guys are like nsync bitc*es with no dinks
take a minute think b4 you get back init
you take it in your clit
**** spit something true
this is supposed to be a two on two
but im suffocating you blue
no biggie like smalls
u got to have balls
wait till yours fall
then spit back
untill then my scripts will parralax
rip through your sacks
like a viral disease
your on your knees
beggin me to stop please
every line i drop
is supreme cream of the crop
this is hip hop
not pop
these guys are backstreet boys
in the back of streets with vibrateing toys
in the back seat of a toyota
lickin a grown mans choda
yo crazy whats the quota
us 3-1 this **** is it im done
no need to say more we won

silly white boy,
go bak home and watch some dam rugby,
listenin to you rap iz like snortin homeless pee,
you nevva gonna make it you got the wrong key,
how can you make it when people mistake you for a she?
ya i said it, you rap like a girl,
ill take your whack rap and flush down the toilet w/ a swirl,
im only 13, but my mind iz so keen,
my rap iz phat and yours iz so lean,
sorry bro, its time to go to skool,
just know that i sunk you like a steel ball in a pool.

silly white boy,
go bak home and watch some dam rugby,
listenin to you rap iz like snortin homeless pee,
you nevva gonna make it you got the wrong key,
how can you make it when people mistake you for a she?
ya i said it, you rap like a girl,
ill take your whack rap and flush down the toilet w/ a swirl,
im only 13, but my mind iz so keen,
my rap iz phat and yours iz so lean,
sorry bro, its time to go to skool,
just know that i sunk you like a steel ball in a pool.

Not aimed at anyone...
Okay i dont need to use the mum jokes, others come into my mind,
Better look behind, start being kind, my plan is fully designed,
Time to unwind, i think ya'll find, that i'm signed,
Twenty million record deal, how could i ever of declined,
Time to remind, that i'm the best, and i'm getting better,
Get you worried, like when you go to the door and see a red letter,
"You are being evicted, sorry for the problems caused, you have 2 days,"
Set the place ablaze, this crazy **** remind me of my schooldays,
Dont worry, its twitch, making ya'll want some more,
I dont care if you dont like me, call me out if ya want a war.

All this talk about pornos is making me horny,
im gonna call ur sister and she can jack off for me.
Im thrifty, you say that i use a raping book,
nah, ur just saying that cause ur shook.
Yo, if i hear that Vanilla Ice rap one more time,
Im gonna have to take my nine and blow out my mind.
Im sick of u bitches who think ur tough,
because u got a couple guys who think there buff.
I aint scared of ****,
man my rhymes are legit.
Im 6'4'' , 210, u think im scared,
i rip u apart, do u think id care?
You have a crew of five, whatcha want a cookie?
How bout I give ya some of ur moms nookie?
Would that satisfy u, cause I know it would,
I know just thinking about it gives u wood.
Now true I havent been doing this very long,
but im sick of peeps thinking their strong,
because theyhave written over 200 posts,
u aint that good, no ******* need to boast.
Quick kid, u aint **** kid, ull never get a record bid,
and ull never find a place to live.
Ur a hobo for life,
i understand that u go through pain and striffe,
but i just dont care
I know it must be hard with no underwear.
Now there is no need to make up crap,
about saying i screw my dad and i cant rap.
I can tell that ur just trying to pretend im u,
that i have problems and dont know what to do.
Well here let me give ya a tip,
Load up ur gun and put in the clip.
Put it next to ur head and pull the trigga,
save me the time and effort, because im bigga,
and i got better things to do,
then cap ur ass and drown u in my pool.
I do all my own raps and I never stole any lines from professor,
quit making **** up and go blow a line on ur dressor.
Now Proffesor and I are gonna blow this up,
because thats what we do to you fucks.
Theres no way that u take us down,
we are in this bitch round for round, and we'll take u down pound for pound,
until theirs nothing left,
so if u think u got me let me hear u spit,
before i have to throw u off a big ass cliff.

for the battle against 2 bitches

proffesor what's your deal wit nut sacks and balls/u must have handled those alot inside those prison walls/crazy usin my style and wreckin it/before you suck that dick you betta get to checkin it/6'4 no one cares this aint a spot for datin/u got proffesor so u don't need my sister for matin/quik kid **** kid everyone has used it/so i think you need to go home and write some new ****/spittin **** like it came from a script/bitches can't take the fact that they got ripped/i got these two bitches whipped/get outta here cuz u guys got layed out/u were surprised about how this played out/how u gonna say i never gonna get a deal i'm the next member of dipset/apparentally you don't get this yet/gettin drowned like you stuck in a whirlpool/you seem to know alot about girl tools/talkin about dildos and vinbrators you must like that alot/cuz u talk about that **** more than smokin pot/when a chinese guy comes in you lose control/in two seconds your on the ground beggin to suck his eggroll/you can't take the fact i beat you both/i wonder if your mom smokin stunted your brain growth/i think proffesor need to get an education/ur group should be called the soft rapper generation/crazy u came out soundin stupid on ur debut/i gotta tell u i'm the one that made you/ur mom was in the mood and i tamed that whore/i had barely stuck it in and she was beggin for more/me and dr eryk be causin mayhem/you so poor you lost your ghostwriter cause you couldn't pay them/crazy go no skill so no one needs you/your poor so u need people to feed you/don't get pissed because no one reads you/i'm a nightmare to you like freddy kruger/how do the bullets feel from my luger/i'm a silent killer like carbon monoxide/you as fake as a blonde that uses peroxide/spittin **** no one understands like shakespreare/i'll use your corpses to break beers/u 2 remind me of arnold from the wonder years/proffesor tryin 2 change his style to make it look like less crap/so dumb u walked into a bear trap/your just a singin rapper like nate dogg/it's clear to everyone that your fake dog/lookin like little nicky gettin hit by a shovel/i'll send you guys to mars to help the hubble/pound for pound u got that advantage cuz u bigga/u couldn't even win if u had help from jigga/you probablly sit wit the proffesor look at my raps and study/he aint just your rappin partner he's your circle jerkin buddy/say i'm shook when your shakin more than a feather/it's clear you can't withstand this weather/u aint number one cuz i've returned/to make sure bitches like u get burned/and to make sure my 3 G's a week get earned/so tell all your bitch friends what u learned

as many rounds as u want bitches i'll take both you weak ass rappers down

someone judge our battle

yo check it for 2 on 2 battle here..

yo, I can't believe the proffessor thinks he won
you takin shots like an unloaded gun
which means, your shots don't hurt
better be on the alert, I'm bout to lift up both your skirts
both your styles are nothin, costs less then dirt
pretty soon you'll be wearin my name on your t-shirts
sayin' "dr_eryk, is the lyrical killer"
you'll stand up and fall down like an old building pillar
do I think your scared, No I know you are
it's pathetic when proff only spit 10 words in one bar
if you have to hear another vanilla ice rap one more time?
you're the one singin like him, line after line
f*ck, just like vanilla, you'll be a one hit wonder
I scare you, like little kids to thunder
dog, I read your past raps, didn't see no amount of skill
you can call yourself a killer, but you have no kills
all dog can ryme with proffessor is dressor
kinda shows us you have no rhyme skill, i'm an aggressor
been waitin' to blow some good rymes like a fukin' air compressor
the only thing you two blow up, is the whole crew of the gay kkk
**** i'm battlin' the president and assistant of that crew, no way jose
proff stop with the multies, getting old
you spit no good lines, your shits never gunna get sold
6'4 and 210, **** mothe fuker you bold
i'll knock your head off and mail it to your mother
dumb mother fuker tried to cut himself, with a knife made of rubber
**** proffs dumb, but i'd have to say dog is dumber
you two well never win this battle, just face it
i know who the victory of this battles going to, I can taste it
you two dont come with wordplay, why not
youre like ashes in this game, Not Hot
you'll never have bitches, could play a two player game, and still coudln't be a player
couldn't kill ****, not even if you trained with buffy the vampire slayer
if's funny how pdog, just waltzed on up here
with a hazy mind, and couldn't see clear
pdog, it's not about quanite, it's about quality
that's what your lackin', bitch you'll never be hauntin' me.


i'm out guys,,,

i havent been here for a while... but dr, that wasnt ma battle mother ******, dont tell theTruth and Fatal to judge sumthin that i had no say in, for that, heres ma battle, judge this bitch the 1st ones for AreGee, 2nd for dr...

As Hope walks through the dark
Timb's poundin', eyes tough like a sharks
you see a little boy cryin on the floor
whinin' for no more
the boy's curled up, life leakin out of him
there's blood commin out of his abdomen
its AreGee, who just couldnt flee
Hope's raps were sumthin AreGee had never seen
run back to ma mommy? i think not
cuz Hope dont stop til he on the top
kid, i never called you a hommie
where you get that idea from, i dont hang w/ phonies
ali my ass
you through out a punch and i jab you to fast
when im done w/ you, theres tears of pain
you put yourself through so much shame
i dont just send hurricanes, but earthquakes and thunder
i watch you fall under
youve been fried
pitty? na, i tried.
just dont work out, like MC_HOPELESS
cant you think of sumthin else
runnin' out of words?
yea, im goin gainst an amutuer.

ok dr this ones for you...

the doctor waits for his patient
didnt know that a saitin', was bout to walk in
the door creaks open
hope walks in
doctor asks wats the problem
patient pulls out a gun, yep that finished em
picks up the doc's name tag
says eryk? just shot another fag
guess it was just this wiggers luck
yea bitch, im white and rappin, now you fucked
lepruachans luck? ill hand the 4 leaf clover back over to you
dont wanna finish a ryme?
you'll get em next time
NOPE! your times up
yea man, your flow sucks
listenin to a rap like yours, i wouldnt pay 5 bucks
split and run, yea son i was talkin to you
thats one thing Hope just dont do
fun and sun...thats a preschool rap
you wanna sit down on my lap?
maby we can share out feelings...
HELL NO MOTHER ****** i dont have 3 weeks
do it now while your rappin's at its peak
its all down hill from here
Hope's killin ya, yea i see your fear
YOUVE been killin people off?
those guys you were battlin must be soft
yea man i attacked you
and you stepped back
my face is scarless
no fuckers can touch this
you take out a cigatette and ill smoke you too
whoa, funny how time flew!
common doc, hurry up w/ that perscription
cuz wat you rappin is all just fiction

theTruth and fatal... judge this, not the crap dr gave ya.

my respect and all just i had no say

pussies
f**k everyone of you.

look at all you motha fuckas on able2know
only if yous able ta know how ta flow
you could posibly begin ta grow
in this rap game where your labled a "hoe"
but i anit tryna be an ass-whipe show off
im just tryna give yall a lil sumtin ta go off
cuz my brain is tweeked man its about to blow off
but if you mutha fuckas wanna write mo ****
think about it for you proclaim you can spit

yall whack niggz

yo jiggz shut the **** up u weak ass just hatched bitch

now im on
..............

**** mc_hope, I'll do this up again, rip it up again.

yo, I literally did give you three weeks, and you come back wit that ****
your ryme style is like a pipe that leaks, this rap you aint even worth the spit
lmao wiggers luck, what the ****, I tell you to duck and you look up
but lemme tell you somthin' bout your luck, it's times up
everyone knows how many times i've fuked you up
it's too much to count, bitch your already out
aint been back for weeks and you still run your mouth
four leaf clover, naw man keep it, you need it
i'd kill you infront of your mom, just to hear you mom say "bleed bitch"
why you tellin' a story in the begining of your rap
how can i sit on you when i ripped your legs off, so you dont have no lap
how the fuk you goin' to say mines a preschool rap
you couldn't hit ****, not even in tball and if I gave you an over sized bat
you'd miss it, just like you miss in your raps
all you come with is punches, there's more elements to freestyle
wordplay, metaphors, multies **** that's worth while
Once agian i'll rip you up with wordplay, aight
its like your takin' shots in the dark, and it's broad day light
cause thats how muched you missed me your so bad
its funny how you tried to twist me, I know it's sad
kill you with a plastic container, then i'll be Glad
bitch you're rap styles old, and for that you have to pay (toupee)
can't believe you wanted to have another go, you just makin it worse
ecspecially when you spit that gay verse
got a news flash for you, you'll never be 1st
you can get fatal and truth to judge this, i'll end up 1st
your rymes are all mixed up. I'll spit it like elmer Fudd "bwitch just weave" (weave-form of mixin' things, Leave)
you suck so bad, I think you just created a new disease....

yo, judge this, everyone judge this...use this structure aight, just to make this fair, and so mc hopless can see who really wins


Flow:
Structure:
Word-Play:
Metaphors:
Punches:
Personals:
Creativity:
Enjoyment:
VOTE:
Explination:

Eryk still wins
hope, your rhymes are too immature and.....i guess the best word would be "gay." I dunno man, you need work.
-For starters make sure your words actually rhyme. Once you've mastered that, try to rhyme more than the last syllable
Example:
Before -> rhyme tree with me
After-> rhyme Sycamore with liquor store
idk, somethin like that...

Flow: Eryk
Structure: Eryk
Word-Play: Eryk
Metaphors: Eryk
Punches: Eryk
Personals: Eryk
Creativity: Hope (because i feel bad)
Enjoyment: Eryk
VOTE: Eryk
Explination: owned

2 on 2 battle..
yo, check this out, for the two on two battle....

imma rip it up like crazyPDog, just to put him in his place
this guy is so poor and stupid he thinks welfare is a paper chase

i'm going to tell you something, you already know. YOUR WACK
Forms a gay KKK, that explains why you come with gay raps

two on two battle, me and quik can rip you two on our own
but this makes it more interestin' battlin' kids with no homes

you two well never win this battle, that's next to impossible
you two are like bobble heads, your so rockable

we have all the elements of a good battler coverd
and here we have to battle the two gay brothers

you two are waste of time, let alone some good rymes
you still want to battle, I'll give you a chance to change your mind

it's funny, I read all your guys raps and didn't see no wordplay
you know what that is right, if you dont then this is childs play

your like a dull blade, battlin you there's no point
cause i'll kill you so fast, like stoners would do to a joint

rippin' it your styles is easy, i can see why you use it
youre like an alarm clock, knock you out for you to snooze bitch

next time come with harder ****, it might actually do something
cause when i read your raps, it's doing absoltely nothing

so imma spit my last bar, aight
me and quik winnin, I knwo i'm right.

there you go lil boy..

Let me introduce myself im the greatest you see,
how you gonna make it in hip hop when people mistake you for a she?
ya i said it, you rap like a girl,
ill take your whack rap and flush it down the toilet w/ a swirl,
im only 13, but my mind iz so keen,
my rap iz phat and yours iz so lean,
im the type that brings a knife to a gunfight and still wins,
your slower than an old ass fish without fins,
I like to stay up at night and count your fatass moms chins,
your mamas so sweaty and oily i held a match to her arm and it lit
all you do iz spit spit spit whack fag ****,
hey bitch dont you get it?,
your buster simple rap dosent fit,
kinda like your sisters pussy and my dick,
see its too big so I had to move down and give it a lick,
when you rap it is so slow tick tock tick,
you just be jealous that i am so quick,
they call me off radar cuz you cant see me im too fast,
on the streets I bet ya **** would never last,
if your not dead, your whole body will be in a cast,
a wise man once said float like a butterfly stang like a bee,
that man was a champ like me, im undeafeated you aint never gonna beat me,
i'm white so i dont use so much of your gay ass slang,
speak the wrong words to me to hear my gun go bang,
so take your whack ass rap back to your poor ass tent, go ahead and run,
if you dont go fast enough ill shoot ya with my gun for fun,
sorry bro, its time 4 you to go back to skool,
just know that i sunk your ass like a metal ball in a pool.

that wasnt directed to anybody, u all kool
pleez tell me if that was any good pleez

Yo, thanks truth..... I have to give you credit man, reading your freestyles, You have some bad ass skill, keeep it up man, wordplay of yours is fukin' crazy...I could never compare to your wordplay man, ****..off the chain,, hey judge this battle

dr_eryk & dj quik kid
vs
crazyPdog & theProffessor


aigght man I'm out..