Neverending Rap Battle

page 969 sounds like a bad three way

http://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/welcome2serenity new song

what do we have here? x2

kickin up dirt well im flickin the bird i stick um first i was sickened from birth so far
no dog, imma mutt hoe, lyrics and flows have been planted in blood flow since
i could wipe my butt hole, if ya must know a slut was stuck on my footlong
so what's up hoe? rusty trombone? **** no, we can **** though, just know
that im rough though, so we can play these games even though i think these ladies are lame
so im basically tame at the same time baby im crazy insane no shame in my game
so what do we have here? **** if i know, all i know, is that im damn near
to smackin ya rear, so moral this verse, huh? im just here to spoil ya nerves
make ya nervous, so take this serious, im just tryna stir ya bit

what do we have here? x2

i used to be obsessed with kid rock, then it was em, now its just hip hop
so tick tock, put that clock on my big cock so i can show ya pussies what time it is
hit the pit stop, out of breath cause of these rim jobs
im just eatin and spittin to these assholes and these cats know
that i attack so, ya cant rap no more, smash ya vocal cords
i killl for sport, so **** all your respect dummy ya already lost all that
AND ya money in fact im funny so fuckin laugh there honey
bash a bunny outside the playboy mansion her names kardashian
all ya punks are big asses, im just statin facts and
sorry if i hurt ya feelins, flammer, swatch ya burst to peices
i murder these beats and, theres no doubt a bout it im all about it huh
when i blow its gonna be worsts than whitney loss, why?
cause im comin to kill that hippe broad, who? nicki minaj

what do we have here? x2

i think i been beatin around the bush way too much
but i gotta case to bust, open, so imma come out and say it
**** YOUR EMOTIONS, i just wanna offend you in any way possible
cause all you gucci swag fags are filled with lots of bull
****, and you know, it, so dont throw, a fit
when someone real comes around rappin knowin they ****
rappin tight, rappin tighter than a dike, i, can match a ya fight
so latch on tight, cause ill be back tonight
lyrics are on a pedestal, i get the uppherhand, my words are higher
you cant bring just single match just to set the world on fire
just wait till imma commodity, and become watered down
then a lot of monotony and thats got to be when ya start droppin me
cause i tried to be, somethin im not, like the rest of these peices of ****
its like there all tied in one knot, **** that, im neva gonna become that
i've gone mad, sittin my addic with candles lit, that how im so talented

what do we have here? x2

http://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/boomslap

heres the right instrumental

Hello boss,

got a question pertaining to the art of rap, since you're well versed in your sharp tongued quips.

I'm imagining rap to be a style of poetry, so let's say Shakespeare was alive today, would he be the king of rap?

Or a better question, if he was alive today, would he be a rapper in the first place?

no. in order to be the "king of rap" ya gotta have more than single syllable rhyming schemes and ya gotta be able to flow on a beat.

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I only asked this, cause I saw this video and it made me look Shakespeare in a different angle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maaNmsb57bQ&feature=related

In response to that no Shakespeare is not the king of poetry

merely the champion of his time

and the best at a Shakespeare poem , he had a rhyme scheme named after him


as for poets abilities , I could write in old english and probally use more actual techniques then shakespeare even knew of yet

We live in the renaissance of HIP HOP

those guys you just showed me are in my opinion

WEAK versions of what Aesop Rock attempted an succeeded at
because its all a technique of clearest communication


U can say Big L and Tupac are both better rappers then shakespeare would ever be cause dude did acting an singing

not Breakdancing and Rapping

and to add to the evergrowing ego of these riduculous questions

when did I tell you use could speak about hip hop , i'll shove spears down ya throat and shake till it come out ya ears hitler up ur ass with a pineapple time capsuled define battle grapple with the vine wrapped around your spine growing ever so devine cattled saddled the swine n bovine no minds being fed doth rhyme two middle fingers up call it a pause sign,u cant see gods blind ? playing dare devil , got electra cuted
rebooted the matrix kick around the idea lets make physics music mutants unite cyclops turn out ya lights , beast in the lab , wolverine in combat ,rouge doesnt want contact playin at the jubilee i do believe , there is a storm a cooking in that dress ,jeans grae hotter then the phoenix ,smoking maryjane with spidey ,genius she likes penis , so write SCREAM Bitch ,every ******* SCENE This **** SCENE put my dick in ya head an ******* DREAM about getting laid in ya ShitFuck Schemes seems its up to me to kill the puppets an keep letting thou **** the muppets , u fakes ******* Love It , Stephen King even thinks u suck the same dick the demon drinks peeing pink pussies drippin pepto bismol its abysmal a little riddle if the devil already lost his fiddle who scribbled skittles on a smurfs pussy when she was in the middle a gippetto the ghetto n pinnocio , lieing to urself socio braggadocio rosie O donell rodeo polio scoliosis concrete roses speak osmosis fully loaded hoagie hostess holds this record to the neck of broken record execs with a shovel to see what i can ressurect

"Nothing high class in my glass
Only bottles I pop are bottles of pop
So when I pop up in the spot
I’m probably not gonna be wanting to pop bubbly or some rock, I’m not Puffy."

"If I don’t get some liquor, I’ll hurt you
I’ll knock your dick in the dirt thicker and worse than that chick in a Snickers commercial
A mixture of Stiffler and Urkel hanging from a light fixture
I hope you picked some insurance."

--- Pink featuring Eminem - Here Comes The Weekend.

Probably the most insane sets of lines I have heard for a while.

pretty dope lines

Isn't that a bit stretching it?
Shakespeare revolutionalized poetry. I should know, for I have taken many classes in college on his works, he even standardized the english language that you currently rap in.

You gotta give it to shakespear for his techniques, his above average unusual ability to at word play and lyricism. If what you said about yourself was true, you'd be doing better things, such as making history.

You obviously don't know the professor

He does make history in music Bitches be trippin

and to that , shallow view of life



I GUESS YOU"LL NEVER KNOW TILL A THOUSAND YEARS AFTER MY DEATH


WELCOME to REALITY

Leanardo Davinci and Thomas Edison

there Both Amazing Inventors - WHICH IS "BETTER" ?


and as far as this Laughable affair of comparing me to shakespeare

well im twice the romantic cause i ******* love it
I do it for the Love of it and not to recieve Love from it

but I also do what I do for more then myself , I share Knowledge , not just profit on shades of life

I give you , Light , darkness , how to create both , and what happens when you mix them

you claim u went to school for shakespeare

well I live it

I probally read more of shakespeares books then you when I was 12

watched all the movies and saw a few plays

and I moved on to dante's inferno an paradise lost

I write so much that I had to start making beats its called progression

when u start writing ur verses on toilet paper

then you know u got ****

I write movie scripts aswell , hmm ^^^^ I wonder who that sounds like ? Shakespeare .....


Aesop Fables the book is as great as shakespeares entire collection


and as for my last word


Keep living in others shades long enough u may become afraid of the light


nnn of course BITCH PLEASE!!!!!

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Edison was not an inventor, he was a business man who stoles others ideas and inventions, and got credit for it.
Tell me a movie which you wrote the script for, or did you just write it fictitiously for the sake of rap.
And I don't mean this in a condescending way, just interested in your abilities.

You produced any albums, I'll buy it, always willing to support growing artists.

Man this is rap battle and what you are sharing may be truth if researched, This can be depressing. Are you trying to turn us us into a bunch of depressed intellectuals?

He sounds like the dark side of you reasoning lol

No actually everything I know comes from people like you and him but what I think he may be sharing is intellectual honesty whether it is empirical or not is another thing but I find credibility in what he is sharing.

its actually common knowledge im writing movie scripts , I have read them online in tinychat

you lack evidence in that statement , you put up no resources which can back your statement you just pull **** out your ass

I however can prove my statements through writing poetry at a higher scale then u dare attempt, if you could do anything you would

you disregarded the validity of my statement , I didnt have to say thomas edison I could have just as well said archimedes , but because you know im right u try to use aversion tactics ...


smell the coffee

and Reasoning Logic dont get caught up in the propeganda n hype

I commented on this quote of his, do you find something invalid about my comment?