Neverending Rap Battle

This man is a jackass! Look it!
He couldn't split an Atom if he took a chopping knife to it
because an Atom is smaller than a grain of rice
You fucked with the wrong crew, now you better pay the price
And I won't say this twice, I'm only saying it to break the ice
This is a game of dice in the form of a rap and you can't play it right
'Cause all you wanna do is Blitz
and try to pull a reckless move like a stupid bitch
You're a motherfucking Shih Tzu that kicks off and lets the **** get to you
like a bull that PULLS a **** on you, so you can call that bullshit
Coming right from the pulpit
It's only fair because I'm a Christian, I took my evil side and then I cured it
and purified my soul quick
You can die hard
while me and whitey break chunks off you like we were playing Minecraft
I can't believe you got my riddle wrong as well
Atom Blitzer is a madman who can rot in hell

Is that all you can leak
your rhymes are weak
Your christian ass sounds like the litany
While I'm sitting here drinking ma whiskey

I am one with the beat.
I'm cleverer than what you write
Better than obsolete
More plumper than your mom's teat
Yup, Rhyming's not your strong suit
It makes you look like a fruit.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
That's my tactics,so bring on the heat
You're just a wannabe
Your riddle's nothing but incomplete
It only fills some vague criteria
Riddle me this you skimpy assed ms victioria
Whats black, red, and blue and scared of me?
Your ma who got a knife stuck up her all gory
(Whaaa?)
Your ma who got a knife stuck up her all gory

Try multi syllabe rhyming and actually get somewhat good for you begin to even talk ****. There is actually really talented mcs on here. And if you think you're ANY where near close as good as prof, whitey, me, drew, ill, shutdown. Proof it. Battle me. If you feel it's necisarry.


LOL

I read your stuff, I ain't anywhere good as you, I'm just an amateur spitting for some fun lol

I will try multi syllable rhyming next time, thx for the input

Here comes another one, time to pump my gun
Because Atom is about to get bent like the number 1
I'll divide him just to multiply his weakness
Add some punch and subtract his fire and leave him heatless
This is a freestyle that I just wrote in five minutes
Fresh like a recipe, throw some pie in it
I'm fly and wicked, you could never fathom my rhyming passion
I'm quick to cut this guy up and break him into Atoms
I could kick him for a week and make him spasm
And one of us can easily mash him, just ask him
Crash him like a Bandicoot, **** him up, smash his tooth
Paint a blackface on him and send him to live in Cameroon
He won't come back like a boomerang that's broken
I'm hungry, quick to flip a rhyme and outspoken
I've just made a Double Impact on this maggot
I've just torn him to pieces like a skinned rabbit

That's dope.

How's this one verse for multi rhyming

I'll break in ya house, and break in ya couch, then start raping ya spouse and staining her blouse

Man don't come at me with soft writtens this is god spittin leave you aw stricken I spit non fiction man don't even talk to me 
Actin like ya gonna box with me 
you rhymed crap and wack WOW YOUR A GOD EMCEE WITH RHYMING SCHEMES
rappers something you shouldn't try to be fake gangster smokin garbage cest 
 Youll **** a slut when ya done they ask if you even started yet 
Im not even taking this seriously but I'm surprised this dude is breathin 
I hate you man so **** the gas station you were conceived in 
Bambi could rape you and fuckin pound you with thumper 
This is what happens when faggots raise babies they found in the dumpster
Why do rappers keep comin with Christmas punches like wtf u rappin for 
Cuz I can tell you sure aint santa clause u got nothin in that sack of yours 
Talk **** about my Lols Lolololololol like your fuckin pissed at it? 
Then do that exact thing to illustraight u fuckin hypocrite 
Im not even trying not thinking i don't know go get raped by tigers 
I hope that middle finger lights your ugly face on fire 
This is battle rap don't make excuses or you'll get a heaven visit
Using time as an excuse bro this verse took 7 minutes

Levels of rap

Very easy <== (me)

Easy

Medium

Hard

Very Hard

Expert

Impossible

Eminem

tech n9ne

Tupac

LoL

respect.

Ight yall let me just tell ya wat ive been doing latly ive been listening to a lot of hopsin and studying and im back in school plus i learned i cant make beats at all and so ive ben covering on nopsin tracks and ive got a rew new ones ill be droping soon cover for ill mind of hopsin 4 im calling rip it a cover for nocturnal rain bows im calling question and right now imma post my newest one to im not crazy im calling im not crazy but if i was and im hoping u guys can add ur own verses to it like cypher it

IM NOT CRAZY....but if i was


My verse
Now if i was crazy hers the **** i would want to do and i would
i would dress in a tripple k outfit and scream nigga out in the hood
And i would bitch slap a pimp just cuz i could
Then i would go to a weezy concert screamin just like it was good

Now thats the **** i would do if i was a little crazy but let me take it a little bit farther
I would go to marshals house and pimp hit his daughter
And start cussin out my own father
Then tell him to go **** off
Get on able2know and post "im the best motha **** prof."
Now let me take u to the tip top of my evillest scene
Id do some crazy **** that wouldnt even have been in satans evilest dream
I would chop people in peices and leave this city bathed in red
And wouldnt stop untill every fuckin body was dead
I would sit upon a throne made of sever'd limbs
There would be so much blood and ash in the air the sun would go dim
The only way id leave this earth is the same way i came in
Bathed in someone elses blood screamin

BARS BARS BARS BARS BARS n I thought BARGS HAD BITE DOGG"S TEARING MA FUCKAS APART U WANNA BARK

Peer pressure hear pressure ear pressure heres pro-fresher

Ima x that box do a 360 , when she fucks with me , it’s a call a booty go black hawk in black ops call a duty skull a cutie

bitch u do nothing butt wipe the cum stains up slut **** tramp stamp cant advanced, to what u thought was a thought wrapped up an **** balld keep chewing yung gob stoppers profs a jaw dropper another ewok pond hopper which light sabre you using as a degger mc gregor mmm mc senoir jose oh did he really just say so ? its nacho cheez vato pleeez take another dip out ya guaco taco sub machine sub cusine tell me is the kitcheen ka ching serving dreams or razor blades teens taste like its all cut with the sametheeeeeme cream dip
gleam sheen brilliant bright ma cheen goin mach speed charlie overdose sitting next to a sober ghost an u think u took to much tommorows another dawn u need to go back to sleep through the wake up mmm wak in time for double entrées double entenDre’s jayz eating beyonce eh fonzi home of the so brave soul gone slayed keep eating ya dogg’s away till u run outta gods to say

BARS BARS BARS BARS BARS BARS n I thought BARGS HAD BITE DOGG"S TEARING MA FUCKAS APART U WANNA BARK BARF bart eat my shorts I just puked up the truth sucks a good dick shave my nuts **** blade surrade whip cream the taste of a hate **** todays main stream im pissin clean into what they listening hissin things whys this pussy purring haven’t heard my cowboy boots yet , yup vultures picking my ribs to taste hard work keep paintin ya art work bloodstains n scars first gnarf verse thanks for the time to teach bars (burp) slurp sip churp bird word ! fly as angel coffins ya;ll heard ? say word were blurrr who taught you ya first verb ?given action to a thought u never heard before herbivoures herds goin back for orderves smoke the whole cow ,u beefin neow what was forcefed down syndrome symptoms pimpin handicap stalls slap the sticker on ya fore head foreskin **** foreign lanquage student getting fez’d by the feds (I said good day , hood day suge says it tastes sweet at night sleep walking day dreams

I'm a step above that

u know i will

Are you suggesting that he forgot to include "Extremely easy?



Levels of rap

Extremely easy<=={WhiteMofoMonkysmugla}

Very easy <== (Atom Blitzer)

Easy

Medium

Hard

Very Hard

Expert

Impossible

Eminem

tech n9ne

Tupac

LoL

lmao whitey is the orderly gangbanging ur mom , telling u u have down syndrome , spitting in ur face , with his income , ink um some incans tell me WTF was u thinking

**** ya'll fucked up ur rateing scale , did i throw my gloves on the scale an break that biitch


u have entry level

nut riders

u dont know who ur trying to **** withs

ur fucks this

and your love to hate **** um alls

and then you have keep sucking my balls well u shave um, with whip creammm , mmmm hows that taste of reality Biiitch

tastes like sweet sixteens bleedin all over a wet dream

Dick lmao good one reasoning I'll remember that and get you someday

Ight looking foward to it

today i had a ******* bad day
thinkin why is it real niggas like us get nothin but whack rappers get mad pay
that **** is pretty fucked up id say
in 4th hour i got bitch slapped and as the pain fades
i fucked around and acidently broke my shades
now i feel sicker than when we went on ceenile panty rades
why is it girls all ways go after the faggots that abuse them
that say the love them only once so they can use them
these bitches need to learn how to do better chose'n
im gettin so ******* sick and tired of these bitch made pusses
imma bout to get in my car drive to hollywood and drop some rich gay wusses
it must suck to be the guy thats scared to lick the pusses so he eats around the tushes
now its like i got the free world up my ass cuz erybody wants to way in on my life
everyone cares about wat i eat wat i wear and wat i loke for in a wife
i just want to explode like LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE BEFORE I GIVE U A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE AFTER LIFE
all this **** im carrying on my shoulders is slowin me and i need to blow quicker
today i threw away my nine i got no need fo a trigga
cuz if u put ur nine in my face imma go BEAST MODE NIGGA