im not the guy that you take home
im not the guy that you show to your momma
i cause drama, more than osama
im filled with shut up slut and **** yous
im armed with brooms and vaccuums
aimed at your game of circles so i hope your done messin around
mess you around, a test that can be found
your mind is lost, im the boss
comin with brass knucles and black belt buckles
red cloaks and trench cloats
im almost guarenteed to clench throats
im immense folks, so ya best know
my game, im almost guarenteed fame
but ill turn it down if i have to
and if i have to, ill latch you
or stab you after i catch, and when i catch you
ill let the cat out the bag at you
he'll do more than scratch you
all you brats do
is talk about
money and fame
im thinkin in the back of mind "honey you lame"
but im also thinkin "who's fuckin this babe?"
its probably gonna be me
not weezy not drizzy
but me, if they got her it should be EZ
come home with me
im just sayin
you could have me babe
suck on my dick all day
thats what i want, knot you
but i am lookin to tie you
im gurenteed to lie to you
but i wont cheat, like you
im guarenteed
woke up with my finger nails black painted
after i fell back and fainted
i called this one bitch baby and told her to come back to my crib maybe
10 months later, im wakin up with a kid in the crib this is crazy
i cant believe my eyes, my eyes cant believe me
lovin a slut aint easy
but she obeys me
she lays me
screamin "oh baby"
then the kid starts cryin and she's "oh the baby!"
im guarenteed to fuckin this slut up
dont tell me to be quiet down it's already brought up
i've thought up and now you're caught up
this broads fucked
i just her with a sawed off
missed her with five slugs
i gotta find drugs
smother her with towels, rags, or rugs
i told her, i aint someone want to mess with
"but im desperate"
yeah and i aint nothin less than a prick
*boom* **** now a baby is what im left with
*baby noises*
come home with me
im just sayin
you could have me babe
suck on my dick all day
thats what i want, not you
but i am lookin to tie you
im gurenteed to lie to you
but i wont cheat, like you
im guarenteed
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