Neverending Rap Battle

blitzkrieg that's my speed, all out
aimed at your fame
the apparatus of your brain, what's insane?
you cant think, no soul, no brink, im in the bowl, in the sink,
dank, cranking on pedaling, meddling with that beast, feasting on his leash
From the bay not afraid to surf away
That vigor turns sour, vinegar in your wombs, Im the man of the hour
let me explain this inner thing, kick it out,
let the disdain remain in, you'll find yourself in the deep end
And guess what ni**ers cant swim.
let me lend you a hand don't demand more
you cant float on my board
never let go, you know how hoes goes
they never let go, unless they got gold
toss em away they got mold

YOU BURN REMIX

ya know who it is back on the right track
B to the A is right back
dont hold back your feelings or fight back
cause honey I can see you sittin my lap
clappin your hands movin your ass just like that
shakin your tits at a mile a minute ya know i like that
only reason your pissed is cause money is the only thing i dont stack
but illl throw ones and fives when ya move back
ya ass is so nice baby dont lose that
and the rack ya carrying baby ya better use that
ahahahahhaahha


pyromania body when she's workin the pole
told her i was takin over cause Obie had to go
feelin the beat as much as her feelin my deek
graspin her cheeks
makin her gaspin for weeks_ _
she's fine from her head to her feet
gave me head in the fleet
and told i just had to leave
called it a night, my momma was callin
she really wasnt but drama was unfoldin
i had her at the start of the night moanin__
makin lust eyes open
legs sprawled on the dash
ass pointed up smearin the glass
earings and ash
feelings of cash
handin the money over with each of her hands
when she knows i aint here for the money__
im here for a piece of her ass
so just throw the keys on the dash
we'll have this fleet steamin fast
dont worry but the semen just eat it fast
**** the weed its trash
peel the hash
throw the E back
and we can each relax__

i aint here to beef with no body
im just here to see your sweet body
the way you swing up and down on that pole
you got my eyes huge hoe, woah woah
and im not the the man that you hate
but im also not that man that you date
im the one that chases you away
me and O communicating on our two ways!

step up and get my ID checked
"you aint old enuff"
i dont give a **** the feds havent found me yet
"speak a bit louder"
pistol whip the bouncer
open his chest and neck
grab a bitch cause i aint had sex yet__
found me a white bitch
musta thought i was a stud
she was outta ATL, a little indian in her blood
must mean she's brave
tells me to behave
throw in the back of whip
bitch isnt seen for days__
hell me insane?
nah just look at it a different way
i got bitches comin up to me
check this out
tappin my shoulder
askin me to come over
no tea over oprah
no layin down
just skeetin on the sofa__
beatin on the bof of us
fucked so hard i over bust
over throttle got um all goin nuts
**** i dont you to open up
the only thing you should be open up is your legs
give it to you till you beg__
for me to stop
but the chances of that are probably...
nah prolly not OH!
pile the pot, mile or not
meter or centimeter
holla at me i got it on lock__

i aint here to beef with no body
im just here to see your sweet body
the way you swing up and down on that pole
you got my eyes huge hoe, woah woah
and im not the the man that you hate
but im also not that man that you date
im the one that chases you away
me and O communicating on our two ways!

and just as you think the nights windin down
quick glance at the bar
im buyin another round
and i aint even at my legal age
the only way im handlin all this alcohol is cause (WHY!)
cause i havent eaten in days__
beatin to your face cause i havent seen in decades
but you're a perfect decade on my chart
and i know you masturbate hard to my art
after you ate peacans dipped in chocolate
lookin at my picture with your phone in your hand__
askin yourself "how do i start this"
ya know imma tool and i know you're hard to fix
we're perfect
so lets meet up and lets swap our spit
before i saw you i never knew what arsen is
but you burn with awesomness__
wait, oh no that was corny wasnt it?
but your horny, that means i can bust in it
that was ill honey wasnt that?
baby i can make your pubic hair look like a milk mustache
that's discusting
but you burn honey so **** me__

i aint here to beef with no body
im just here to see your sweet body
the way you swing up and down on that pole
you got my eyes huge hoe, woah woah
and im not the the man that you hate
but im also not that man that you date
im the one that chases you away
me and O communicating on our two ways!

fadin away, fadin AHAHAAHA



think i finally broke outta the slump..

PRAYER IV

[Hook]
Jesus, Jesus help me, please
I’ve got lost in my path
And now I don’t know where to go
I said, Jesus, I need a helping hand
Oh Jesus
Make me a better man

[Verse 1]
Dear Christ, help me, I’m feeling really insecure
I don’t think I’ve ever committed any kind of sin before
I’ve let my envy run away with me on several occasions
And this has happened regularly in many separate locations
I seem to be jealous because I see someone else who’s gaining
lots of popularity within the men and ladies
And I’m the only one who missed out on all the fun and all the days
when every chance was there to take the platform and make myself famous
And just when it appears every time the stage is lit
I find something inside of me holding me well away from it
I can’t explain it
This confidence which I lack is probably due to the fact
that I’m always being constantly attacked
by every motherfucking man and woman who are walking this planet
Did I want this to happen? I wasn’t looking forward to that
I end up running to your church to ask for mercy
Help me, Jesus, because I think this ghetto’s trying to hurt me!

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Christ, you are the only one who knows what’s on my mind
And what type of things I go through like all of the time
Half of the time, half of my life is robbing me blind
I’ve had people tell me to jump, and I ask them, “How high?”
They take advantage of my kindness and sometimes it’s not very nice
to have to be in the middle of a fight between a bunch of guys
tearing me back and forth like a tug of war
And I have this anger inside of me telling me to **** up them all
Get a gun, get a knife and just cut their balls
Rev a chainsaw to the limit and take their ******* heads off
I’m sorry, Jesus, I don’t really mean to swear
It’s just frustration at these selfish guys who don’t even seem to care
How I could shoot them and boot them, I think my boot would suit them
Induce a good boost and abuse them until they’re full of bruises
They snooze then they lose - and I don’t wanna lose any more
But it seems like losing’s a chore
Help me, God

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Dear God, I wonder if you can save me
(Help me) Because darknova’s acting like a little baby
He doesn’t seem to give up being a jerk when he’s losing
Instead he just persists to pick on me using words for his choosing
He keeps insulting me whenever it’s convenient for him
Perhaps I should just put him in his shell and put the heater to him
And make him beg for my mercy like a tortured princess
This response is all I can give him
He doesn’t mean to be rude, please Lord, forgive him
Before I stick him with the sharpest weapon that’s picked from the cupboard
or put him to cook and switch the gas mark to six in the oven
I’m trying to be good to him by telling him to stop
Because everybody on here knows his sentences are flops
And he’s always going to be a weak rapper, whether or not
he decides to try to be fly with his lines when he spits on the spot
He goes – rbrbtbrbt “illustraight sucks” rbtbrbtbrbtrrt “**** my father”
He doesn’t even punctuate his words, can't the runt be bothered?!
Forgive him, Father

[Hook]

Guess who’s back- never left the track without a epitaph , jss ta laugh , bust jokes ,never trust folks that dust coke ,split personality fighting wit my better half , better have past the first formality, thirst for reality , put a straw in the television , put a god in Anglicism, im cumming ,**** this is nutz ,what am I supposed to tell the jism , cellular divison , sell my cell in prison ,cause I don’t buy into it, get high an fly into it ,have this miracle invention trip .slip into parallel dimension ,script after script written in blood, ink in the dna , Lincoln the dna , Abraham better profit if we tell the truth ,john Wilkes booth , c.i.a. recruit ,day 2 Osama in Beirut , Obama in the same crew , remain calm well they bomb ya , Viet nam’a hero seem a, lil Hiroshima ,affidavit next to the subpoena,mass debated did they have ta make it , masterbated over half the fake **** ,they keep cumming up with it ,shits all mother earth an who’s cumming up in it , if for a minute you think they give a **** ,then why do the give a cup a brain wash to throw ya aim off , we all have a shot , grab that gun urself don’t call the cops , u can fly on your own or follow the flock , holla at the haulter tops well they swallow the cock , apollo’s a clock , when the times right you’ll open ya minds tonight, black out in the darkness and find the light, to spark this....

check it out lemme know what you think

Peace Prof

cellular division,,sell my cell in prison!!!,,nice,,,love the lincoln reference as well,,,DOPE!!..peace my dude

My minds twisted with a sadistic case of sickness,
Im living each day like its the 25th, its christmas
You want me to give a ****? Add it too your wishlist
Im finished, this business, cant take me out like a hitlist
It's easy to define me as a physco path killa with illness,
the illest freestyle can kill a man with experience,
got his mouth opened up like her dont know what the theory is
It sure as **** aint good to the public to know the truth
Im knocking down others like theres a fire on the roof
But im fire proof, too cool to catch a blaze,
Look a pig in the eye, my eyes are always glazed,
it's easy to say, **** the law, i pave my own way
I go causing trouble, so i got arrested today,
man what they think? they gunna lock me up and keep me away
I planning my escape, to put this prison to shame, open the gate !
This is why my fuckin music is made.

finished my verse...16 bars....lets do this....ROUND 3

man ur **** aint nthn close like mine
man are u kidin me this guy cant even ryhme
bitch ur skill aint no skills like mine
that fine
**** U its ma last line

fuckin amazing

yo everyone check this out ima be on it most of today .... ive set up live audio freesytle sessions on here and im a mod so i can post any youtube beats i want upon request anyone who has a pair of headphones and an computer mic should go here ...... if u cant get on freestyle madness ....... this will work for you .....http://tinychat.com/fbr3j

i'm in

Leggggggo kid

http://tinychat.com/duwd1 this is the new one

Did u get me and dfcs 16 bars

I wanna try this out but
1. I have no idea how it works
2. I suck ass at free styling lol

Whitey Round 2

Dfc u little faggot this the fuckin battle you've been dreamin of
But I already have respect from the people u want to achieve it from
Better scream and run your only where your at cuz we all helped Improve your fuckin tactics
So how can you expect to be the best on here when without us you'd still suck at rappin
Luck can happen and this is a prime example cuz this lieing asshole can't grab the crown
Midget king lieing down thrones top shelf
And since u bite rhymes u can't reach up unless you got help
Its the finals u Ain't brainstormin metaphors can't spit electrical why is this fake around?
Your thunder, scary noise but wont hurt a fly and I'm heat the only reason thunder makes a sound
I'll take him down ground and pound ya can't lift my crown
You'll think it's a reversable sweater the way I turn his insides out
You couldn't beat me when you bit lyrics from dudes with twice as much skill as you
And now I'm facing the real Dfc? It's obvious I'll be killin you
This dude is livin proof a blind squirrel finds an acorn
He be on the streets of ny suckin for a quarter, watching gay porn
Nah thats your style go at a mans sexuality
Vs illustraight it was 16 bars of you reciting damn fantasies
Don't you find it strange his entire game has to do with that mentality
I laugh at these catastrophes who claim to be emcees
When they the lamest in the scene claimin they a contagion on a beat
Shutdown and prof I've been waiting to bury this kid he should be last but thanks to you
I get to body this reverse superman who becomes a faggot in the booth
Your crap and that is true you need **** in your chest to get respect or you'll get curb stomped
Youve learned lots but I've lapped you so it's impossible for you to earn heart (Earnhardt)
But dude to be honest im truly sorry if any of this offended you
Syke! Your such a bitch you made a MySpace and Tom unfriended you
I feel bad your moms revenue was wasted on such a piece of ****
I'm Freddy cruger I'll still kill you when your dreamin bitch
Leave ya screaming kid you must have some disappointed parents
You ain't no brand name this bitch is just generic
Now I hope y'all realize Dfc ain't no true mc
Just consider it an honor I let you lose to me

vs dfc100


you call it intestines, i call it the hallways of licorice
i'm not replaceable, but someone like you is always vicarious
killing you is my final answer.REGIS, i'm goin bank this choice
you will never make it in rapping....thank you voice
in this battle you will see the evil side of drew
i put on your music just to laugh at you
while you still can......cherish your health (thought it was charish so this line isn't a multie)
i'll kill you with your own music...that you use to embarrass yourself
you use this world as your own depression
i use this world as my own aggression
my ability to win this battle is FOR YOU...... not to question
i won't be surprised if your around little boys you get an erection
your a good person but your always around..your a big hearted fly that could take 100 zaps
but the real truth is. your an underground retarded guy that could make 100 raps
but whitey keep tryin
if you respawn in this game you will keep diein
you ain't dealing with an angel more like an eerie kid
complaining in your raps like your a 16 year old girl on her period
you see i'm crazy enough to grad you mom and choke her
WHY SO SERIOUS??? because i'm the opposite of being a JOKER
i can understand why you GOTTA MAKE IT
but i'm climbing to the top that spot will not always be vacant
your rapping sucks but your writtens are great...more or less
i can explain your song THE WORLD........just whitey on PMS
you know what i like to do to get out of my classes...i like to faint....fall,,, for fun
yeah whitey STOP THE GUN TALK the only trigger you pulled was on a paintball gun
this is the devils earth...the darkside...i'm darth vader
so i'll use the force to choke the life out of the SAVIOR
so jesus wanted to bring peace but he failed in his infatuation
i'll make sure my lyrics paralyze your body so there's no RETALIATION
see i tortured myself with lyrics.. to the point where i don't go to bed
but whitey i killed them....hahahaha the MONSTERS IN MY HEAD

Whiteyyyy^^ >>

Francilly I don't care if anyone likes this I wrote it in 15 minutes I had to get stuff off my chest

http://soundcloud.com/mic_messiah/friend-zone

congrats on Dfc getting this far but domt lie homie u love my tracks lol best of luck kid peace For now

lmao it was actually hard to diss your songs...thats how much i liked them..but this is a battle...lol thanks man...respect

dawg ur like pop eye
but that dat would imply
dat all the spinish of the world came to die
if ur the host y r u getting beat by a member
this is a moment to remember
dis is more magicall dan 25th of december
where santa delivered the greatest thing to hit the M I C
he brought me
then i went and shot dfc
at the age of two, POP
guess dat makes me the next tuPAC
and ill leave u like biggie DROPPED
and **** me?
NO PLEASE
ud be better of witha fake ASS G
like k coplin
trying to make somethin
outta nothin
like trying to turn host in to a rapper
or like trying to turn him to a bitch trapper
ur bitch tried to **** me i had to slap her
cuz she was used to the "lil" stuff
if she fucked me id b WAY!!!! too rough
yo host we all hate u weve had enough
but dont start cry or pout
stop blindly runnin ur mouth
just kindly pack ur **** and get the **** out