Neverending Rap Battle

There is problem stop, "Huston pull the breaks now"
I got no wife, but my dick like crane and how
You gonna beat that, I fucked whole city with my tube
All this is strories that you wish just would be true
But never had a girlfriend who will DO
One thing that metters is a facts which I blew
In to your face over your head with ten pound hummer
That went thru you
While you trying to diss me,I making CD for your mom
She buys them loves them, she loves my bomb
Plus you just a pig in house she trys to kill
And cook for later for the lunch like chicken
IF you a fatass, so why you don't hang out with friends
I guess you got a lot of them: Right Hand, both of them together
A clown Rapper who staring now at weather
You got no real friends, you wouldn't stuck to this website
Because is no one want to be around fatass,
Come on go cry, you even may to tell your mom
That there white guy on the website
Who swearing at ya and making fun at your hight
How many pounds are you 500 or 480
I bet it does not metter, cuz bitch got no life
24/ 7 he spends all time to try to answer to letter
Bitch I'll get ya with a hunting knife
And now you slave and I am your debtor

That was to say the least...murder murder bars...as usual..salute my dude

You can kill me with knives and have me turned into paste
I'll still rhyme better
You can poke fun of how much I've nurtured in weight
I'll still rhyme better
You can make me a slave and have me burned to the stake
I'll still rhyme better
You can crack my skull or shove a worm in my face
I'll still rhyme better

This is turning into a case of Russia versus Britain
The war has just begun and we're both armed with the dirtiest weapons
If I have to use a counter to make this Russian learn a good lesson
So be it, I'll make him go through the roughest turbulence session
in a Boeing 747, that's a hell of a jet engine
Streaming through the most eminent of Heavens
Not even a reverend could comprehend it
If I said it then I meant it
Vinni needs his head kicked in until his membrane switches in gear
Now I know this is the sickest **** that Vinni ever could hear
especially when his eardrums wake up and start listening to this here
This is a new flow that I've adapted, but it doesn't mean I'm going to use it
I'm known to lose it when someone makes fun of my flow in this music
Not that there IS any, but if there WAS
I'd smoke the beat and jack the joint like I was addicted to drugs
I have his bitch on my dick for a month, this whore is a cheap square
She jumps on it for 12 months, you can call it a Leap Year

Ok I think somebody got really pissed off
Temper temper, somebody call for a doctor
Actually just give me a hummer I'll fix a problem
By beating this pig over the head With ten pound molot
Man you should off just stay away be quiet and never talk
And now I gonna kick you with my leg in the stomach
Band you over and call for your friends
That's right your friends not mine, all of them
Cuz only you've got friends who are homos, damn
Boeing 747,I'm sorry don't want to make you sad
But they're old really nobody makes them
What's a problem, that's your girl ?
She looks familiar I think I know her
Do you remember last weekend when she said
That she is going to her friends
She lied and once again,
ok you know what had been happening that day
I thought you know, I'm sorry touching this topic
Check it bro this battle won't be over
I just need to make couple of rhymes
Some punch and ten pound of grass
To make you cry like you never had
And now one more time say like that
Don't still nicknames, you got no respect
Please repeat with me Ill is mentally dead

Bro how long do you think its will be going >??

Wussup y'all?

My bad I've been ghostin, been trynna hustle some cash latley,
But I'm good now,

Hey I have a question?
What's the difference between "bars" and "punchlines"
Or are they same?

@professor
dogs bark is bigger than his bite his roars like meows to me
i was lacking eradication practice,thanks for empowering me
word ILLUSTRATOR ,**** TEXT i assasinate CHARACTER
fit ur ass with a lime green colostomy,lavender catheter
my blabbing will damage ya,the nurses will laugh at ya
stop writing ******* rhymes,noone will be mad at ya
i'm ya roomie,squeezing ya trachea crush ya windpipe
have you contracting dysphagia,cant win this pen fight
i got a case of larngeal with mysterious finish on them
thyroplasty implants threatening my imperial lyricism
dysphonia impairment,i think someone poisioned my throat
professor offered me a drink once,should have known it was doped
but is still harmonious quotes,the rest of u clowns just act to me
i bust nuts inside of bitches,to make sure you kids cum after me,,lol

Nonthin personal,
Just seein wussup


Look
*clears throat*
Uh

Man fool Your rhymes wack, time for some midnight slaughter
Like its a fly that's been splat, blood wine with my semi-swatter,
Blood rhymes spitta, you a low life, no man is hotter,
Your prolly lame as a father which is why I'm bangin at ya daughter
My dick head amin at ya daughter, ima sick head, cause she's majorin at a college, you ain't shyt, since she's major and ima paper chaser, so it works both ways, and if u fk with me ima put ya on a page, and erase ya

a bar is usually,,depends on how u format the rhyme,,,2 lines
i text your wife,told her im killing your husband
removing meat off bones quicker than jennifer hudson
that was one bar..and altho i didnt set it up the way i wanted,,,the jennifer hudson line was the punchline,,,explanation,,if im killing her husband,,i am also letting her know,,i will remove meat off his bones,,,jennifer hudson has lost alot of weight lately and fast,,,quicker than jennifer hudson,,,,hope it helps

Naaa, its not eve worth an answer

I started up like crap too, now a lot better. It takes a practise

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So much Vocab ... Ima hit you a nice couple up tommorow that was inspiring

aight Ima do a Vocab an Punch heavy

and a Structure ,Metaphor heavy

and I have a Flip style I've bin working on I think ur gonna love it , ima flip a whole verse .....

Thanx professor...well actually I got the idea from ur catonic flow line ya used with the letter c...lol....can't wait to see ur drop my dude..I still gotta shorten my lines up..work on the flow...but I am trying

my grandma does that **** better

Hey bro what's your problem
You told to come back here we go
I thought about what you said
Damn man, you open my eyes on this damn camp
Camp of bitches, sniches and stupid retards
What you don't like my lines
Fine **** it ,I just want a battle
Nana na na, what **** I am like you now
Don't know what to say, got no time to repay
**** man, say it, I need an answer
I am tired to love, I need to fight, BAM
I got thing which you never had
For example, bad ass flow which you'll never get
Girlfriend, oh I am sorry its just exaple
Of things that I have but which you will never have
And next time bofore you write,
check your gramma cuz it makes me laugh

First of all, I HAVE COPIED AND POSTED YOUR ENTIRE RAP HERE. PLEASE DO PICK OUT THE RHYMES N SHOW EM.
Looks like someone's got no idea what a Rap or a Rhyme is...

Ok, hommo let me clear some things up.
Why you acting like a bitchass.
First of all about CD, things are tight
You're got no money that's why you don't have one
If you would off have a money
You would be produce and have so fans
But **** it,instead. You just sit on your fat ass
Doing nothing, except sitting on this website
Thinking its cool what you making,
And celebrating with bunch of doughnuts and vine
I don't sit I don't kill time, I work hard
******* your ass even when I am not online
I don't need a rhymes to kill you lines
Spit something, man you funny, I feel like throwing up
You make me sick, is that just me, ****
Its all around whole crowed feel like throwing up
Brush your teeth man, its stings thru the screen
You don't like my accent go **** your sister
Does it help? No I guess you just used to do that
I came here to learn, not to be stupid nerd and suck dick every morning
Plus I know what your problem, it is animals
Aspecialy dunkies, cuz you can't stop
Talking about all the time
I think you need a therapy to heal your ass
Are you hot? Hell yeah my dick flying to your mouth
No more games bro its over, BAM
That was granade in your house ))

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A RETARDED SPEECH. YOU DON'T RHYME ****... AND YOU GOT KILLED BY ILLUSTRAIGHT OVER AND OVER MAN !! Stay in your lines bro. And is "Hey Faggot" a greeting in Russia ?

CHECK IT

Lift the world with a finger, swirl triggers and slap stickers/
Whack wiggers talkin bout cash, my flows don't earn, I rap figures/
Nas pictures on my locker, bitches on my boner/
Put me on a track, I'm more vicious than C.Stoner/
Bipolar, Aids cells on blades encaged dropped on stage /
I split the beef in 2 ways like steaks on plates/
Great, but you aint, huff paint till you faint/
Gunpowder in my veins, I leave a stain on your name/
get a job from your lady, stick my dick in this dame/
Slick in this game, leave your existence in disdain/
Tenses change when I'm sprayin, sentences spill from my pens/
Rip the grill out your Benz n use it to shatter the film in your lens/Turn blind in an accident, masturbate n choke your nose to death/
Van Helsing of rap, coke on my rep, bells ring I got whores on my step/
more holes than a Tech, screw the bolts off your neck/
I overdose and crash off course, leave the Ford in a wreck/
Rappers spit but their lyrics don't snap or tick/
Its only claps they need or applause on feet/
Fuckin wannabees, put a pause on their beat/
Claws on their teeth rip their gums out like Jaws in the sea/
I'm more noxious than a cautious broad on the street/
Subconscious so ill I choke hoes in my sleep/
An icy grip leave your throat cold till it bleeds, flows in a heap/
This prose poetry make you fall with a force that'll crack the bones in your knees/... FREESTYLIN ILLLLLL....

Thank you rhyme killer...I was getting dizzy reading his ****...finally a hot freestyle...and illustraight shouldn't even waste any more lines on him..lol

There is nothing to show to GOD DAMN RETARD who doesn't even know what a rhyme

Yeah you right. Someone had to keep that fag in his place. It seems he's sold 10000 CDs in russia. He thinks we dumb as **** to believe his bullshit.
And guess what's the best part : he "raps without rhymes" hahahahaha lmfao.

Take my advice son. You're makin a fool of yourself and your country here.