Neverending Rap Battle

Intellect architecht pillar of the community
Get away with verbal murder diplomatic immunity
Vintage raps from a democrat shine like reynolds rap
I meet bitches and my dudes where the kennels at
Drug tact,penisulin rap where I get my adreneline at
I wear a gentlemens hat,u sweet like the cinnamon rack
When u rap ur immediate family is defending this crap
Poison,the venomous mack king cobra in the sack
Its over when I'm breaking sensitive womens back
Boo too inquistive when I mention I'll be right back
In fact...just rolled a el, she in a bathrobe and chanel
Sexual GATEWAY..never micro-SOFT,I EXCEL like DELLS

0:00-1:16
walked in the liquor store lookin ta rape this blonde whore, busted down the door, grabbed my 44
snapped her spinal cord like a thin branch or a stick, busted open the cash register but didnt take or steal ****
the police pulled me over for drivin 50 over, hit the accelerator so hard it broke the brake pads
ate the shrooms so fast that i collapsed in the front seat with 40 caps layin in my lap till my head was on dash flat
brain matter splattered all over my brand new white t and why does this **** always happen to me?
why do i always make **** up and try to make you guys believe, schemine a bottle of aleve
leave the house at 1 in the morning come back at 3, in the afternoon
with a bottle of moon, shine in my liver, alcohol molecules with swords fight with my organs
these lyrics are planted in my endorphins, i was born with gale force and thunderstorms in my head
cause i always brainstormed fake ideas, and slick sick sixteen bar lyrics, im fearless
ill use tear gas grab a baseball bat and rear back fast and smash your head till flies over the overpass
now ya think im an ass, think im the meanest person placed on this earth cause of the way that i act
but when i make an appearence youll see why i call myself fearless, i dont give a **** what ya think
cause when i start to drink, get a little vodka or henny in my system, ill make the crowd get there fist up
like i did when lady gaga was around and i kissed um, yeah i just called her a guy, flip that around
i just called him a man, you're probably mad again

I was born with gale force and thunderstorms in my head..nice

true story.

so i must be a peice of paper in a garbage can, cause all you motherfuckers are doin is callin me white trash---Bam

(*Russian accent*)
"Cut you like a cantaloupe" is Eminem line
There is not no sense in your irregular rhymes
The songs your friends play are perhaps Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber, Lulu or maybe A-Ha
You mean all of Russia drive Mercedes hot cars?
I think maybe some Russians drive baby Zastavas
You not hot if you play music in Yugoslavia
Come on, comrade, get off your ******* horse

(*normal accent*)
You must be crazy for fronting on Illustraight
So let me carve you up like a duck on a dinner plate
Pluck you like strings up on guitars
You can blow me like a saxophone or trombone, I'm sure you'd make a wicked porno star
I don't give a donkey's balls who you with or what you are
You're a rapper who's just nutty like Snickers chocolate bars
and as thick as custard jars
I should lock you up and throw away the key and leave you to be raped by prison officers
Good for you, you get asked for silly autographs
Your fans are probably all teens and little popper broads
I guess that's what really happens when you wish upon a star
You get a promising career full of grit and lots of class
You don't have the lyrics to outwit Illu's entourage
Bambino, whiteymofo, prof or even charliesforce
The reason I don't have a CD is just because
It's too hot to sell, full of explicit arias!

check it,
all yalls raps is wack when i read em it made me wanna smack
all of yoos upside yos head fix up yalls brain make yall think straight
you dont even know niggas i flow hard bitches
and if i had more time i would drop britches i already drop jaws
no need to drop bras i aint that type i dont like broads
im a bad bitch you best believe that, got you sayin "i dont need that!"
better than nicki?, nah but close yo honey cocaine might be bad but I'm worse.
Kelly V.

my verbals attacking your skies with turbulent action
no herbal enhancement its all natural disasters
devastates,leaving states in emergency shortly thereafter
heightened emergencies,striking verses and chapters
leave em in hearses and caskets wrapped in black lacquer
it seems we lacking attendence for this bitches rememberence
smoke rising from the earth,the clouds start to rumbling
there is resistance to your declining existence becoming
part of the earths core,cuz alive you was the earths whore
heavens door is locked,hell is asking you to work more
at being wicked and devilish,claiming your god is irrelevant
that will do,in fact be more like the dude who just killed you(me)
my words are pestilent,,,,out

i walked into a gun fight, yeah ya heard me right, i walked in, while your dawgs jogged in
pulled out a switchblade knife and you guys blast off all your nines
dodge all the bullets that were headed for my head, dont matter where the other ones hit
as long as i dont end up dead, i dont fear death, death fears me cause im clearly a proven fear
try to succeed in a stupid career, this is my choice, watch the vodka as it splashed my beard
in a cypher your turn will come up and you must pass, spray gillette on my mustache
kill ya with the blade and shave my nuts last, the type of guy that'll die just to come back to life
do it again just to see if it feels the same as the first time, slit your throat with a plastic butter knife
one of the tougher kind, im rougher, yeah quit cryin, am i crazy? barely
throw ya down a flight of STEPS, so you quit STARIN at me
ill smoke you like rolled weed, no toll needed, your souls defeated
stupid enuff to rob a house clean AND your shed, make an escape but forget my keys on your bed
tried to sneak back in but tripped the alarm, your dogs bark turns into a wimpering squeal
jump out the window but my trechcoat catches the seal, now im in deep ****
cause my foots stuck in here dogs **** and the police are here, run thru the weeds and trees
i have no time, get closelined by a road sign and i find my self knocked out unconcious
like a moshpit a metal rock concert, the full roster, little bit of red bull, **** monster
a loaded monster, full of lyrics ya dont wanta face, lookin for any trace of blood
bury any evidence that can be found in the mud, **** like a stud
your like a firework, people get excited to see you blow until they figure out your a dud

this is the stuff that gets me ryled up, wanta be motherfuckas with head rushes
but i have a lethal but legal ego that will size your carrer until it looks microcasm to mine
comin back angy and crazy this time







http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4ra7mwNLrto

I'm crazier than Shady gettin a facial with a taser,try to stop this/ slittin a racial's nostrils with a razor and graze his tonsils/
I was born ill, popped pills ever since I was 10/
its evident then, I turned eleven and severed a limb/
of the victim I was stalkin/
strangled him with a torn napkin while he was still walkin/
put a bullet in his throat while he was still talkin/
ripped his vocal chords out vibrating/
Flows dipped in cretin, slick while penetrating/
I'll kill your hunger bitch with this dick you'll be eating/
Strangling a witch leave her dangling, till her weight creaks the ceiling/
Stitches aint enough to stop my pages from bleeding/
Bitches engaged, more evil than my gauges be needing/
Pens spin, benz rims, a needle in your eye through your lens film/
Am Shady enough to intensely tense Slim, quit flossin lines you don't make sense in/
I'm equivalent to when a million men sin/
Verbally assaultin with a colton drawin' /
Holes in a homo ballin' on groins/
Flip the coin **** a doll then rip the toy/
Bitch decoy, your death so disgraceful your casket's spoilt/
Leavin noxious fumes like when plastic boils/
Polluting your habitat now your hood's destroyed/
Them fools got foiled tryna plot my assassination/
Cut the sensation to veins rain radiation on brains/
Till it bleeds insane like Vinnie Sane and them BAD gays/
Pen waitin to feed pain to these faggots playin, watchin them from backstage/
Catchin an Attack plague when my Gats spray/
When my palms kiss your cheeks its Slapface/
Cracked Drake for puttin a blot on Biggie's rap days/
Waynes teeth smashed leavin a snapped brace/... /... ITS BEEN SO LONG.

Hey, Rhymekilla's back! Long time, pal!

Ok, hommo let me clear some things up.
Why you acting like a bitchass.
First of all about CD, things are tight
You're got no money that's why you don't have one
If you would off have a money
You would be produce and have so fans
But **** it,instead. You just sit on your fat ass
Doing nothing, except sitting on this website
Thinking its cool what you making,
And celebrating with bunch of doughnuts and vine
I don't sit I don't kill time, I work hard
******* your ass even when I am not online
I don't need a rhymes to kill you lines
Spit something, man you funny, I feel like throwing up
You make me sick, is that just me, ****
Its all around whole crowed feel like throwing up
Brush your teeth man, its stings thru the screen
You don't like my accent go **** your sister
Does it help? No I guess you just used to do that
I came here to learn, not to be stupid nerd and suck dick every morning
Plus I know what your problem, it is animals
Aspecialy dunkies, cuz you can't stop
Talking about all the time
I think you need a therapy to heal your ass
Are you hot? Hell yeah my dick flying to your mouth
No more games bro its over, BAM
That was granade in your house ))

Was that a rap or a speech ?

I do have a fat ass, which is something that your wife loves
When she rides my waves, the woman gets all hyped up
She says to me, "Wow, baby, what a set of nice jugs!"
I say to her, "Here, want to touch them? Get on my guts!"
So we bump and grind, start ******* 'til the night's done
Look at my watch, it's one o'clock, and still the night's young
She can't seem to get off my dick, she likes cum
all over her face, so I cum and paint her white some
like a tub of Dulux, she swallows with her eyes shut
"Wide Shut" like Kidman, while Thomas digs her tights up
Sinks his teeth into her pants, lingerie and brassieres
All while sipping a glass of Chardonnay and Perrier
Perhaps we should take a holiday together
Take her on a plane across the States or a honeymoon in India
For your info, I haven't got a sister
So I'll have to take yours and keep her banged up for the winter

lmao@illustraight,,,funny ****

..........BARS.........

the realest state dont feel this pap stocks, bonds , real estate
ya feel this calm peel his face with a palm of embalming fluid , grills a break
guerilla serial killa ,nervous system never nervous listen don't feel the fake
all these ass necks worried bout assets ,cash ,cheques, can't accept
past regrets , these dogs havent passed the vets
bumbin cassettes
Mastered the masses mass effect
Basterd last word grab the Mike My errrrs slash ya necks
first off , u had none to start with
how you can pay ur last respects ?
Jur assick , doesnt make it a classic
Class sick , the velocity of my raptor cause rapture to whack ****
Rappers in caskets
Tragic, Cop a Body traffic'n african pathogens
Felix the cat is Back at it Black Magic
Cataclysm catastrophic Catatonic cronic Catabolism Cannibalism
ya'll Cats nip n nit pick ,
ima go take a cat nap
well all ya'll whack rap pussy's try to understand the wisdom
that is'nt livin in ur backpacks or ass cracks
plastered wit acid blast caps , give you flash backs to prison


........BARS ........

you can see it in CIA folders they just trying to control us like the other remote control soldiers tellin the to kids sell crack on the corner where we used drink soda but thats before we got older. They say beauty is eye of the beholder well thats funny cus all I can see from here is bulldozers plowing through the rubble of former capitals and everyone in the world is actin like its casual. Its physiological mind control and you mistaken if you think it isn't probable it is intolerable the ignorance of the public I guess they got to them and thats a problem and its makes vomit sometime I just sit and wish the world wld get hit by a comet. Armageddon plus political bedlam these are only illustrations of my lyrical rebellion they have guns nuclear missiles and other war utensils they bust in our door takin everything but the essentials

I have to admit..I was gonna write something...but considering the wack fuckers that's been on here lately..this was a breath of fresh air...good ****..tight piece..that **** was topical fire...salute

thanks man this aint even really my best work its just one of the first double meanings I wrote.

Hey faggot. If you would know what a rhyme is and how its sounds you would of know what it is