Neverending Rap Battle

shut up, your rhymes ain't
nothin
The only **** i'm feelin' is the fuckin'
delete button
You wanna battle me, kid keep wishin'
Your the only one here, thats why i started dissin'
Here, you go, christmas came early
But surely, the only thing you wanted
was somethin girlie. Piss ppl

Who you talkin' to?

Lmao and who saw that Tebow magic? Aha I went to the bathroom came back and it was over...

significant brother makes me ur significant other,,,magnificent brother practice abstinence from wackness brother,,,,dumb brother wanna utter about battling brothers,,grappling brothers i will destroy ur fam like no other,,feel sorry for this girll ike sally struthers,,,but u will get nothing from me i tally dead brothers,,,gone

Saw it.

I love how the WR gets no credit? Wtf

this is true,,,but the nfl got what they want.....another favre to follow around,lol

I'm gonna walk into school and scream WHO THE **** IS TIM TEBOW... Should be fun to see people's reactions aha!

lmaooooooooo,,,i just ordered a jersey,,,lol

If they win the Super Bowl I will kill myself... Giants all the way

Or GB

I could live if it was GB vs NE but we'll see next week Wisconsin boy lol

the next 4, 5 years.

i'll just go 'head and grab the butter knife,
pass me a biscuit maybe a ham slice,
the term is fear, fright is olny a startle, ehhh maybe a little surprise,
i only kid, but **** you,
nazi virgins,
dam right, hella tight

man, that **** is juss not me....
look im pretty silly , like willy smith n wesson,
article veteran, don't ask 'cuz the weed is supplied man
hotter than fryin pans, im more like the original mesh,
a physical hex,
mutiple breaths, of this "**** right Hurr nigga" is death
and i mean that, you want it in aryian text,
how about scripts, Mr. script-less
you sound like a koran, sigh wat a bore man,
hey how about them fallen angels,
you kno that i kno, that enok aint commendth no bitch,
now take the american pride, and wrap the flag 'round your wrist an' ankles,
so, lemme guess it's zuess im fightin, sendin' lightnening while hermes flyin,
nobody buyin, i'll kratos your landmark,
can someone pass me some matches,
i want to make sure that this gunpowder line is lit,
your chick a bed spring, the way her head bounce like a matress,
the fact is,
this suppose tah be fun
and it is...
i can't believe it theprofessor,
well maybe master shredder
or
just in case i couldn't tell whether,
to call you one of these titles
i got this app the can decide for you pieholes,
don't be scared take off that mask little jason
your a baby wrapped in a chrysalis,
my minds' an abyss, so **** you again
wit a snooki and a pickle dick,
buuutttt, i enjoyed this ****

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... sure.

Sup EveryBody I see we have a new homie here with us .....

WELCOME

yo im Wondering why
all these girls look at me with that wandering eye
Pondering high
girls think im an angel an wanna fly , wandering sky x2


how many bestfriends girls, tell me thur jsst friends
super... He Ro there like thats my X -men , sextin looking at you flexin
no magician , but she miss Directin ,
him to be a stand up guy , hands up thigh erectin
him to loose his head ,
loose his job
loose his friends
loose his head if it wasnt attached
loose his god
loose his ends
loose these loose ends an mends whats left
something in the genes , why girls wanna Kiss him
listen , do my best to tell um to stop ,
cardiac arrested hearts yellin cops

yo im Wondering why
all these girls look at me with that wandering eye
Pondering high
girls think im an angel an wanna fly , wandering sky x2

runnin through life poppin pac an biggie songs
get my big willy on
well all these cats looking chameleon
Pussy's change colours , like gang takeovers
doing rainbows of skittles , brain blown little cocaine blow
go change clothes , riddled by there questions ,
cause I aint guessin , i can see the repression
wanna take the test n ace prof's lesson
homies phoney there bitches get lonely crying mike hold me
thats the old me , Like No please No , no Skeeze, No hoe
im just trying to catch some fresh air ,
this place stanks has smell of despair


musical bridge

just wanna get baked , break away from the pack ,
everything he musters up
saying duck this cluster ****
bust the knucks , canuck throwing uppercuts
the underdog always the people's champ
put that dope inside people the needle cant
its called hope
bitches talking all that **** its all throat
when it rains it pours wheres ya'll boat
soaked an still afloat
wanna ressurect the wise ones an kill the quotes
still so broke , no pillow no joke
know folks caught in the brillow smoke
still yo there like your ill dope
Prof Sick of the **** these miltarys promote
in general , these privates need to stop being quiet

is he high yet ? fly jets through ultra violet's,
..... are we past the sky yet,, ask the pilot



yo im Wondering why
all these girls look at me with that wandering eye
Pondering high
girls think im an angel an wanna fly , wandering sky x2


Peace yo Prof

I'm sure I've told you this before Prof (maybe not) but I love reading your bars. Damn. And I know I've told you this, you're dope as ****. Why don't you have a contract yet? Lol.

How old are you, by the way?

I AM (Beat by Alchemist)

im as big as the incredible hulk
stab myself in the heart and tell the police it was your fault
but in my mind nothin pretains to me as being soft
i can spit better than you even during a cough
hop in my car cause we're goin' to "college" with Asher Roth
yo, this is an MC with a slight disease, a schemin' freak
and when you're on the ground, I'll spit it in your face cause I'll add insult to injury
and your leg might be the bone that broke
but I'm at your throat, with a coat, for four hours
and you didn't ONLY come outta' the closet but you broke down the door with your father
and don't even bother to try and vomit when I tell you I had sex with Obama and gave him head trauma and took over the oval office and created more drama
don't think for a minute, don't even touch that dial
I'll give you a charlie horse when your gettin' dressed so I can cramp your style
right now, I'm happier than a fat bitch in the food isle
And I WILL throw dirt on a slut if she's dirt cheap, doesn't speak, has 3 missin' teeth, and her breath stink like 3 month old pack of cheese
but I won't love a bitch unless she has big tits
and well, uh, that's pretty much it
Yo, this **** is like second nature, actually first nature cause my life is full of danger and anger, imma cafer,
and you may wonder why, but I'm just a regular guy
and in order to cool me down, you're gonna' need to add fuel to the fire
and how the hell do you expect me to stop if I haven't even started
and I can tell you're retarded cause you're slow on the beat
how the **** are you suppose to beat me, when you can't even read, you can't even see, you can't even pay dues on a beat even if it was free, and im just bein me
this is rape, I'll rap circles around your brain cause you can't even think straight

Best stuff I've written in a while, it seemed to flow. Took about 3 hours yesterday to write.

I second that statement

Which one?

About prof but the cramp your style and last line are fuckin Jesus on paper lol

Yeah Prof = Dope as ****

When you write on paper, things flow a lot better. I'm purchasing Alchemist beats right now and just writing. He's a great breatmaker.

"we dope as **** and only get a two in the source, yo"