Neverending Rap Battle

yh dude that was the point lol

My sick flow crosses over so sweet
Like Rose to Rondo, your ankles are dead meat
Took the break and now I'm back
This rap will hopefully put me on track
I say hello to the fishes like a shark attack
I'm the turrets to the guy called a maniac
I'll have you hoppin like Kangaroo Jack
My rhymes take a bite out you like a big mac
I wear number seven, but I'm like number one
I'll blow by you like I'm D-Rose's son
I'll play you like AND-1 for fun
Then get you the runs like I said, "drop the gun"
I'll have you stiff and straight like your robotic
Then like a dumb ass fool like your on narcotic's
I'm the best robber like a thief to your pocket
Steal the ball like Rondo then dunk it in the socket
With sick handles and a long ass three
I'll be runnin PG like CP3, but not for New Orleans!

Get at you tomorrow gotta' think of some lines cause I have no life, lol. I'm headin' back in the Midwest now, I guess Cali' just wasn't for me. I'm writin' this from an Ipod in the Airport. Don't feel like textin' a battle on the Ipod! Haha.

Glad to see you back!

I got ankles to spare cuz I'm a bone collector 
And after ur neck severs I take the spine out of your rhymes 
so now you don't have enough backbone to back up those lines
Funny u talk about dead meat cuz you'll be dead after im done with this beef
I cross over on you and ur knees collapse
The same way ur head caves in when I rap
And Ur "long ass three" is actually just an aleoope pass to me
I slammed on the hoop so hard the earthquake almost ended ur life
U said "drop the gun" but ain't said nothin bout my knife
Straight edge blade lodged in ur cranium 
This is like plastic against titanium
Oxygen against uranium
There's no contest u were one if the best
But I guess this break u took put those dreams to rest  
  

Not tryin to start **** just bored don't take any of it seriously write back if you want

Ha DAMN!!!! I love how you dissed my long bomb three bro! I'm not ready to respond by the way. I'm still warming up, I'll hit you back later though bro.

Aight I'll be waiting welcome back by the way

What's with your sex appeal?
Cause dog I spit real
And you swallow real
Your whole flow is stingy and weak
Bitch it took you ten years to win hide and go seek
To be honest Charlie I watch 2 girls 1 cup every night
My friends give me a lot of **** for watchin' that site
You're ma my might not give me lip but her labium might
Meanwhile you're lookin' for some babies to wipe
While you're playin' pocket pool havin' the game of your life
Why watch my back? When I'm rippin' your arm(Toy Story)
That **** was on accident like this, I really don't mean no harm
"You got a friend in me, you got a friend in me"
**** that, a friend wouldn't inialate another friend like I'm doin'
That's why all my friends were Emsee's, now they're truent
No where to found, dig deep down in the dirt
Shoot you with the glock and leave blood all over your shirt
And I don't need a crew, bitch I can do this by myself
Hey Charlie, I heard your CD dropped
The cashier picked it up and put it back on the shelf
You must not of gotten' my dog pun
Not the one with the tail but the one with the gun
In other words I killed your homie
There's a felony, now go ahead, sew me
You can't prove me guilty
You're to scared of me
Crush your bones, toes, and cranium
Drag your limp body into the woods to leave you rot
Come back and retrieve you in the new millenium
But I'm done havin' fun
Your whole reputation is wrecked
Tell me when you wanna' go again next!

u dude as i stated that was my last battle verse haha but where in the midwest u from? isnt ohio midwest? sorry im english lol

Wisconsin. And that's why I said "tell me when you wanna' battle next"

Anyone wanna' battle that actually stays on the forum for more than a day. Like some of these newbies battle then they just dissapear? Polished wanna' battle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shlrB61tCoQ&feature=related

This ain't me but listen to this kids third verse

Is it wrong for me to say he did better than lil Wayne on that song? Cuz he did lol

Lil Wayne isn't a bad rapper, lyrically but his rappin' is ehh

I know he's good just sometimes just throws words on the paper that don't make sense "real Gs move in silence like lasanga" doesn't make sense lol snd who is ehh? The kid or Wayne?

Wayne

Werd and you should message that kid and get him to come on the site and I just relized the cleverness behind that line the G in lasagna is silent it's either a coincedence and Wayne is still stupid or he's acctually clever either way he's still ehh

not at all as lil wayne sucks

I feel sorry for the kid in the vid as he is not very alliterate just like me, its a big burden that disadvantages skilled emcees, basically it means when rapping quick its hard to pronounce your words properly they kind of slur, i hope i can overcome it, and as for wayne he sucks, i remember one line of his was something like

"Relying on rap, but in the kitchen I'm a chemist,
And when I was 5, my favorite movie was "The Gremlins"
Ain't got **** to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention,"

WTF, he needs to quit rap

If you listen to it more than once you can start to understand it a little
Lol when I first started listening to hip hop I was like omg Wayne is so dope then I acctually listened to real rap lol and relized how stupid I sounded

"I'm Gettng more cheese than macaroni
And I'm in more beef than beefaroni"

"I wear a wifebeater like a wifebeater"

Lol wtf? Idk which line is worse there both terrible