Neverending Rap Battle

thanks! that rap was a joke. i could replace all the "I"s with "You"s, but it was more funny that way.
lol, im white, and i barely even listen to rap music.

Ladies and gentlemen
I’m about to play this like Eminem, and say it like a gentleman
I rhymed “gentlemen” and “gentleman” in a sentence then
I’m that intelligent
You can praise me just like a reverend
Aim it just like a veteran
Play me? Well, then, let’s settle it
Then I can wrap this up like a baby up in Afghanistan
Ladies living in Pakistan, crazy like in Uzbekistan
Like coffins closed or bodies wrapped over in blazing Syrian sands
I’m a dictator with the intention to steal your plans
Politician man who’s hired to step in and kill your camp
I got some pounds a dozen
When I’m busting rounds, I’m gunning
Louder than a riot going down in London’s House of Commons
Call me a rap Minister, beef I’ll administer
Against people who want to put me in a bad hindrance
These are 16 bars, guaranteed to get applause
With a hope to change the game
It’s called “the power of positive thought”

That rap probably made more sence than any of MY intelligant raps. You have a real good talent. It was like I was readin' something out of an article but it was a rap. Now that's how you write lyrics to a rap, right there. Hats off to you my friend! People can wright lyrics to a rap and have some of the **** just come off of first thought but it seems like you know what you're talkin' about. I try and do that. I don't know why I'm in Cali', I think it should be you and not me!

You have to be the best writer I've ever seen after that rap. It may be a short rap but it was really meaningful, if people take time and read it. Great job!

Got the
Eyes of a hawk
Sittin' still on a pole at dark
Makin' my mark
I'm a buck in the rut
Watch me while I strut my stuff
Actin' like I'm all tough
There's some competition rollin' up
It's gettin' thick, they're throwin' upper cuts
There's no need to duck
They've got the game in the palm of there hand
I think they've had enough
I'm about to break the ice, I'm just slidin' like a hockey puck
This should be just enough for me to get up
I need to get up
This is where the road comes to an end
I'm surrounded by millions of mutant men
There comin' for me, they're tryin' to send
Me a message
It's like a got a monkey on my back
I might just go back, turn life around and never rapped
But now I can get back to life
Wake up from this dream, Jesus Christ
It almost had me, it almost got me
Now I'm stuck in this monotny
Come on after me, men among men, you got me
Now come on let the 9mm's unload and shoot me!

That was good! You seem to know Eminem's style. I find it odd because I was trying to find out who was the rapper in a video that I shared. I had to research it for myself because I guess none of you wanted to see the short video to see Eminem's performance.

There are many rappers out there that are very intellectual and do allot of good for society by including intellectual information in their rap!





This was the video that I was asking who the rapper was!

wow u never knew who that was? therefore u dont know of eminems music? wow, u need to up your knowledge of rap up boy. infact, up your LOGIC of powerful and influential people in the world up BOY

**** it illustraight out of respect to the up and comers on here i feel me and u in are prime (as proff has left) are beasts of rappers, i dont want to battle u as im not a battler as i always state, but can we kind of cypher together because i you have seen, im slacking in motivation to write, basically im declining in all my skills. so ima kick it off, we just seeing who can spit the rawest **** kl bro..ima start **** off .........

There is much I can learn from you young people! I am almost as old as the hills and that goes way back before rap!
I am always open to new info so please share with me anything that has value to you.

Keep it in laymen s terms if you will at first because I am still learning your language!

thats what ill's wrote to me...

so your wrong , n im done for 2 reasons , u can't out think those who don't think

and oh yea number 2 .... im actually making music on the daily if ya'll aint gonna battle or even act like a challenge , it doesn't enhance my skill set any further...

lol Peace ....

Oh come on Professor show them what you got! Its all about the fun even you said that!

"Ladies and gentlemen"

Me and Illustraight are Here to Stay
But here is no Specific Place
Could glimpse us in your Living Space
That feeling somethings in your face
The shift of kitchen plates Insinuate's
We wanna piece of cake (lol)
You pick the phone and ring the Po (Bring the Mace!!!)
Lightswitch flicks, "Charlie, Dim the bulbs"
Ima nick the ritches and kiddies clothes
You Pinch the christmas gifts and leave a note
Insist the Grinch was deep involved
"Lets switch tha pace" and ditch this Home
Quick Cum'own
We can sell this **** on road and split the dough
"We'll be rich ya'know"

Sirens near
Inside my ear, my mind is frightened fighting fear
Why'm I scared
Pioneers of crime we wont do life or years
"Loot and clothes, lets move and go"
"Time to Run like Usain Bolt".......................


TO BE CONTINUED. (WOW I FELT A SLIGHT BIT LIKE MY OLD SELF THERE)

I wish I felt that old!

If ur leaving why do u keep coming back...

Do you think he might be hooked, one of those rap addicts?

I kill mics when ever I like
My bark aint worse than my bite
I can proove ****, do ****, improve ****
get bit, floor is wet, dont slip
I smell like ass? nah buddy you just smellin your upperlip
Paying the waitress, heres a tip, i get bitches, 10 a clip
I got millions of clips
Run yo mouth? Get split
If you wanna hit, than we will hit
I aint afraid
Ill keep it 100, i drink gatorade, sports drink, im athletic
talkin **** on the computer, actin so hard, you are pathetic
My mic is almost magnetic
It attracts the most amazing words
I fly with the birds , shittin on windshields
Niggas have to wipe off my turds
thats what you get for talkin ****
This **** is pointless, its absurd
I can slice up any MC with one word
One word, one verse will just kill the world
A whole rap will just kill the whole universe
But its not a curse
I may burst with more than 1 verse, and thats the worse
im fast AND powerfull, like a warhorse

I’m painful like a babe in woods sprayed with bolts
Flying into a great rage like a crazed adult
I’m insane, inhumane like an Atheist cult
An irregular soothsayer with a strange occult
Of vast knowledge and power that I absorb by the hour
I spit adjectives and pronouns, clauses and vowels
Wet your appetites like sponges or bathroom towels
Watch your every footing closely like forest owls
In a few years, my views will start some rows
An spokesperson for the people without hearts to shout
Or voices to call out with - my prowess will outwit
My clout is powerful, this alchemist is towering them
With powers that bestow clouds of vile diseases
Showering down your town and make you cower with grief
Now do you see? This villainously sour emcee
Has taken over your industry like cannabis fiends

I’ve seen topless characters in pornography flicks
Drunk bastards mingling with the prostitute chicks
Sexual talk in the club over bottles of Cris’
Pimp daddies lounging over a glass full of Pimm’s
Sleazebags drool over broads while they fumble their tits
Then they pass out after some of the hits
Look how disgusting it is
Slide down the pole, slip off their lingerie quick
And start sweet-talking clients they get comfortable with
Nonsense as it is - but, hey, something’s got to give
Get treated like hoes, then end up getting nothing for it
Skimpy trollops and minxes that we’re ******* with
Oh, so sluttish and slumming it
Show their butt and we’re touching it
Hold the nuts and they’re rubbing it
Stroke it up and they’re sucking it
Choking rough, then they’re vomiting
Open up and we cum in it
Smoking chunks of the chronic
And there’s no way the director can cut this
And I think I’ve just about got an erection from it
Topless

just to point out how inaccurate your arguements are with me ... cause it seems again and again...i have to reiterate ur false statements and quote ur own words ,
if any one of you actually went back an read the conversations since the beginning of the arguement you may view everything in a different light

anyways I was in a car accident lastnight jus got out the hospital ... this is frivalous , my friend almost died , an i very well could have , life is way more
important than this to waste time on these petty topics,

Peace ya'll have a great life , live it to the fullest....

Oh damn feel better u and ur friend but I'm just saying if ur saying ur done with this site why do u keep coming back with another comment every day

exactly life is to short and too easily lost therefore dont waste it on petty arguments and do what you love to do, RAP. Therefore you guys move on from this stupid friction and BATTLE, u will fast move on.