Neverending Rap Battle

Gauge lyrically ripped Crazy D a New Asshole........

thats what the **** he gets

oh **** i forgot white
ill prolly abttle back tonite
so prepare for a fire fight

crazy d why cant u see u aint no M.C
just a motherfukin wannabe
wanna see wat will happen 2 your dome
after its bumped off the side of the road
im snoopin doggin and im throwin u a bone disconnect the phone
and slit your neck from check 2 check blood flowin out u begain 2 feel weak
want my advice take a long sleep go 2 the bathroom and lock the door u dun wan no 1 to peek
as i creep through your house like micky da mouse
rdy 2 snuff your whole family out leavin da cops with out a doubt
that snoopin doggin is committed 2 win all bouts

JDNTGIVEAFCK if u a tru rapper den like me u know dat online shits ******* gay, u got no ******* skill if u coming on here saying u freestyle but post hours apart, yo how u gon say i aint out thr ******* rapping i got my own ******* crew and ****, **** dis im in boston if anyone wanna test me correctley in a real battle or a ******* fight so yall can hit me up or keep posting and replying back like sum ******* pussys

Ronin dye is tru ******* rap yall aint nutin but posers trying to be sumptn

Double R pride nigga, new set hooked the **** up in canada

1,2,1,2 oh you dont know who u run into?
oh you dont know what this gun do?
i got the dogs behind me about to chase you down
here the bark you motha fuckin clown
we all knew it was a matter of time
befor you sung like a bitch and hit the chymes
fuckin with a double r nigga
ruff ryda nigga
ryde till we die nigga
but u,us about to fry nigga
use to be my dog,you was in my left titty
screamed ryde or die,thought u die with me
found out u's a bitch cant even ryde with me
now this a war u aint on the side with me
your a shadow ill take u away with a spark
being stupid will get u shot in the dark
no dogs to help you out
u all alone thug in the gutter
cant even ask for help from your own motha
i aint goin back to jail nigga,next time county see me ill be in a bag
but they'll be chacin me cuz its u im about to frag
ull be in a body bag with a toe tag
Ryde or die Ryda pride

I use lyrics versatile, beat up, on any style
Treat em like stepchilds and smile
I grab the mic then I check one two
Brother's look, yo what he's gonna do
Hmm, you know I don't get too hyped
I just fully load up the brain and cock the mic
And blast off rhymes, within a matter of time
I'm like a mirror of organized crime
For slaying an MC who think that he might be
The first brother who could come up and fight me
Start running like you're looking for P.C.
Protective... custody
Cuz I'm blowing off, just for going off
You may think I'm showing off, cuz every rhyme is flowing off
A dope beat that is so sweet to the eardrum
Gets the crowd prepared to hear some
Super, high-powered lyrics, specially chosen
The battle's a snowstorm and brothers are frozen
Thirty-two degrees below zero
Now who's your rhymin' hero

JDNTGIVEAFCK aint no one want 2 know what u gotta say/and we already know that u gay/i jumped in cuz spittinthalick was no match 4 me/i get paid ur bitch ass freestyles 4 free/i'ma be on some underground **** just u wait and c/your bitch ass don't really want it with me/so go back wherever the **** u came from/try and get laid and stop sippin that cum/come back when u got better ryhmes than that/cuz ur ryhmes sound like somethin from the cat in the hat/i'll rip a hole in u that's 5 inches wide/u get killed so much idk how many times u've died/u probably poor u go 2 work on a bike/i got news 4 u ya girl is a dyke/u can't satisfy her the way i can/i'ma play her since i aint her man/so here's some advice go back 2 ur block/and learn when 2 stop suckin the cock/next time u c me i'll be ridin in that candy paint/i'll be livin it up like lebron james/u spit the same **** like sylvester the cat/did u did u just c a putty cat/did u hear that/it's the train wreck that's ur life/u eva get married i'll come murda ur wife/so what if i'm in this what u gonna do/my ryhmes is so sick i'll give u the flu/so next time b4 u spit think/4 ur head winds up in the kitchen sink/i'll pop at u if u wanna go that far/or maybe instead of wastin shots i'll hit u wit a car/y u jumpin on me anyway i didn't call u out/ur flow is so weak u likely 2 fall out/u think u big on the block/u probablly so hated u gotta walk wit a glock/and some people like me like ur mom when i had her last night/i aint afraid 2 beat ur ass down in a fight/i got news 4 u ur moms a dirty whore/since we fucked on ur bed u might want 2 sleep on the floor/u got no friends and i doubt u got honeys/u just hatin on me cuz i make money/i'll go toe 2 toe wit u even though u a waste of time/and a waste of rhymes/4 my freestyle i'll send u a bill in the mail/but when u read it don't get pale/u so poor u probablly live in a box on the road/i bet u so ugly u look like a toad/u didn't have 2 get involved my beef wasn't wit u/but now i'm gonna have 2 kill u 2/y u standin up 4 him anyway is he ur man or sumthin/seems 2 me that u been doin some dick jumpin/so don't even try me if u value ur life/cuz if i c u i'll shank u wit my knife/who do u think u are u aint noone/i bet u a fat ass just like big pun/u better retire now cuz this is only round one/u so fake i bet u got a badge and a gun/u just waitin 2 get shot and i'll do it 4 u/when u die aint no one gonna adore u/so sit ur ass down and shut the **** up/i gotta go 2 the bathroom cuz ur weak ryhmes makin me throw up

yo ya boy cripped up from the seems
alot of yall gay but im straight like high beems
my eyes beem from the **** that i smoke
i blow alot ya toke is a joke
a let me tell u ya girl let me poke

Respond back just to get Stuck
Talkin Dumb Sh*t, I JUST DONT GIVE A F*CK
I never lost to anyone its not probable
I wont lose to the fakest bi*ch on the board not possible
You MUST be hard.. you never got arrested
Only thing that happend to you was gettin molested
Thats why your ass is soft, faggot drinking wine coolers n' smirnoff
we chillin With Bacardi, Killin your ass quicker than a 12 Gauge Shottie



If my girls a dyke... ofcourse I cant satisfy her the way you can
Thats because shes into pussy.. and u happen to be woman
I ride a mother fuckin motorcycle so I go to work on a bike..
DJ QUIK kid you're actually slow get off the mic
cuz can go on and on and diss you endlessly
But when you try to diss me, it backfires eventualy
Goin' Against me you really must be a retard
Cause I picked your **** apart like a *****in junk yard

Dont even respond back dawg you got anally raped
I think everyone will agree

Yea thats right im fighting with a disaster
I wish this battle can move a little faster
Look at this kids dome its 10 feet long bigger than his home.
Your so fat and fukin chubby u look like the yellow teletubby
I cant see why u would start rapping
i can do that while im *******
I heard you suck diks when your a guy for food
every time you do that u get fukin sewed
I'll be leaving now since you lost
look over ther go support your family by bringin them some french toast.

u would know about gettin molested wouldn't u/cuz ur dad sucked u like u was a charlston chew/sayin i'm retarded when u the one that needs help/u so juvenile i bet u believe in elves/u a pussy ass bitch talkin all this smack/when meanwhile u so poor u live in a shack/u aint hard bitch so get over it ok/and y don't u get off the mic cuz u embarassin urself/so take ur weak ass ryhme book and put it back on the shelf/u say u hard but u really aint a G/i know cuz i seen ur badge it says N.Y.P.D/and what's all this **** about bein anally raped/meanwhile u a bondgage freak who likes gettin tied up wit duct tape/u say ur lyrics are launched like missles well wit me u ran out/give up dawg ur comin up short like steve stout/i know u don't give a **** u just get fucked by dudes/it's alright we already know u prude/fuckin guys left and right like u can't get enuff/u soft like a little pile of fluff/i seen ur **** b4 and it made me cry/i cried cuz i thought man rap has just died/ur rhymes are gay and real lame/u make B.I.G spin in his grave/u say u hard cuz u sell rocks on the block/when really u get money from suckin the cock/u aint even on the same level as me/and what u talkin all this **** 4 like T.I said u don't know me/i'll do ur ass like Nas did Hove/go back 2 ur little clover patch grove/u think u so gangsta and cool/but u so stupid i bet u about 18 and still in school/if u got a girl she proabablly a chickenhead/i know cuz last night she was in my bed/she attracted 2 my fame and the way i spit game/she don't like u cuz no one even knows ur name/u disect ryhmes like that dude wit one leg on C.S.I/but ur rymes are such garbage u make everyone cry/i'm down 2 go as many rounds as u want/whether it's 5,6, or 7/but when u dead u i'll do u a favor and make sure u can c my fame from heaven,or maybe u'll be in hell feelin sufferin in pain/cuz u gettin fucked in the ass from sadame housaine/so respond back unless u afraid/after i'm done wit u ur gonna need clinical aid

we need people 2 judge this battle

dj suck it
yo dawg ur game is weak, i suggest u learn how to speak, and straitin up your appearnce ...damn dawg u look like a geek, your so skinny you make tyron biggums look like a meat head, 2 shots your dead, r.i.p. bitch i just shot u with lead, look at your clothes dawg ...yea there turning red, you cant **** with my boy ray cuz u got a pistol and i got an ak, so let me suggest somthin dawg... stop rappin, heres a napkin, wipe up your **** up and stop kackin, also there is one thing ur lackin, and it starts with ass smakin, and it ends with some laughin, dawg u just need to get laid, and learn how to get paid, and maybe kill yourslef in a sink, if not fuckin see a shrink, or die your hair pink, or maybe just think...??...you suck at what you do, and dawg its not the flu, its aids from the dirty razor blades, you cut your wrist, and i cut your coke, and dawg your bike wheels isnt considered ridin on spokes, dawg your whole life is a joke, stop actin tough u aint the incredible hulk

Bitch you're obviously retarded you dont "suck" charleston Chew
You just Chew, bitch what the **** is wrong with you?
You must have replaced ignorance for common sense
I never said I sold a mother fuckin rock
But I know deffinately the homo that sucks cock
Your head goes up and down just like stock
Sayin my girl is in your bed so u like eat eachother out
talking about my girl being all dykie
But your mom isnt, so im just doin it like nike

I lyrically fucked this man up call the paramedic
I ripped his head off with no anesthetic
**** down his throat and put his head back on.. now hes breathin
ever since then its bullshit hes speakin
About how he can compare? Dj Quik kid skid marks in his underwear


Said Im gonna need clinical aid?
You right cause im so damn nasty
You could never surpass me
Talkin like you goin 7 rounds, bitch you playin around?
You got K.O. in the first....And every rap since then has gotten worse
Im just rappin some more as a bo-nus
Cuz unlike you, I dont sound redicu-lus

Y...T...FUKING...Z
ur a coward
a fagot which never made it go live with john howard
get it through ur head
you're so predictable i know what ur going to say before it's been said
so you say you can freestyle
how come you never returned to my man lyrically insane
wait there ur fuked who's to blame
now please don't lose ur hearted emotion
if no one likes you on this site i could'nt ever see u geting a promotion
cmon hit me back i don't give a ****
ur only going to show the world how much you fuking suck

thats right people you heard the man,
im handing down these commandments, im Mc Gods right hand man,
he is the lord and i am the masiah
listen good or we'll set your fukin gay village on fire,

first commandment: thou shalt not steal,
or mark your door with blood of veil,
if any yous' dought, he'll start a fukin drought,
lightning storm coming to strike you down,
you'd better fuckin leave town,
walls of water crashin down you'll all fukin drown,
the once almighty pharaoh,
is now just another dead fuking dero.
A-bloody-men.


(and please if any of you dumb fuks don't get this, learn to read and ask some churchie priest to explain the story of Moses to you. right before he rams you with his "holy rod". Make references muther fukers. don't just rap about gays,killing and bitches.)

MC ....... ar*e licking , muslim f*king God
was that a rap from u or was it a poem
cos at the moment i dont see were your going
see YTZ is all knowing
if i am predicatable, predict this
know 1 likes U, U slash yer wrists,
are u feeling okay, man
MC GOD your playing with fire
u gunna get burned, soon y'ull learn
cos if u dont u gunna get f*uked
i aint hanging about for u to catch up
if u got beef with me u gunna have to match up
battle someone your own size dog
u aint in ma league, your circumsized
try realise that im not here to critisize but to give you back your life

YTZ - JuS Da BeGiNnInG
YTZ - Jus da beginning

Today was new for me,
i learnt my lyrics went beyond physics
and blew rappers away, shud i step back
or carry on going the same way


SOME Rappers in here are fake
thats my reason to stay,
There Infecting A2K (Able 2 Know)
in my mind is a lyrical syringe, to put down those
rappers which eash speech,
i can only take so much
right now i believe ive hit places no1 can touch
like an adrenaline rush, im here to stay
like it or not im not moving today, tomorrow or next week
this is jus da beginning of my rapping at its peak
playing no games, rapping is strange
u start rapping weak u get tamed,
framed, lyrically strangled
Y T Z

rappin 4 a bonus bitch stop talkin ****/by the way tell ya girl she got a nice clit/my ryhmes are ridiculous they'll rip u apart/battlin me u betta have a change of heart/ur ryhmes are broken u betta fix it/cuz u about as fake as fred durst from limp bizkit/this bitch talkin how he gonna rip my head off and **** down my throat/all u do is rap about urself and gloat/get off the mic cuz no one cares about u/here's a news flash everybody doubts u/this aint a game their aint no goals or hat tricks/i'll pass u and leave u in the dust like u danica patrick/u wait until i c u i'll dump some slugs/nobody likes u if u was on life support alot of people would pull the plug/u would know about suckin wouldn't u/since u responded 2 my line wit the charleston chew/b4 u wrote ur raps about me u shoulda done like cassidy and asked about asked about me/ur fat like that D12 dude Bizzare/u so fat u can't even fit in a car/i know u weak and i'm wearin u down/cuz ur ryhmes are gettin 2 be worse than a clowns/this battle is a tradgedy like what happened on 9/11/i can't beleive i'm spittin against a dude who'd do better on seventh heaven/so come on bitch gimme all u got/then everyone will know u the one suckin the cock

ne1 wanna battle me

hey leon i'm already verisin some punk bitch but i'll battle u 2 so it's ur move spit and lemme c what u can do