crazy D 4 deez nuts n he sucks each 1 for free so feast up
crazy D ur the joke of the century
ur so dumb u broke into a penitentiary
the disgusting sentch u leave
is enuff to make any1 heave
then wipe all off it on ur sleeve
ull try n knock me out but ill dodge it like keanu reeves
ill break both ur knees
wit the back side of a meat cleaver
if ur a nonbeliever
ill make u the achiever
n the reciever of pain
ur rhyme n flow is lame
i put u to shame
take aim at ur brain
leave u wit a guessing game
while being set aflame
with pieces of flammable window payne
splicing ur organic information
ur an abomination
who better be ready for annihalation
without consideration
ull be destroyed with verbal radiation
there'll be no freedom from discrimination
cause ur ****
tryin to cut up sum1 who can spit
11 time better than u
id squash u but i dont want **** on my shoe
so imma shoot u up with 2
glocks
that'll give u bloody socks
get paid by 6 hobos so they could **** u wit muddy cocks
then **** ur girl till her cherry pops
i run the system i make chops to cops
for 6 kilos for rock im going nonstop
untill im dropped
but thats not gunna happen
the stench left before was from u crappen
ur pants
ill fill em wit mad fire ants
u dont run or jog u prance n dance
this is ur last chance to get a glace at wut ur up aganst
leave u in a hypnotic trance
ull never advance
cut u down wit a enhanced lance
or machete
u aint ready
for the ill skills that spill
like an open bottle of waterd down nyquill
the hype is real
ur bark is worse than ur bite
n ur sound like a baby seal
ur done for, there goes ur aquiles heel
Ye ye Iite Dis for gaugee
yo gauge ya ****, haha ur a lame turd
u thinkin u can spit? u only ryhme the same word
Ahah time to get serious
THIS BASTARD IS WEAK while i SPIT HAZARDOUS HEAT n DISASTROUS SPEECH Like child abuse ill have this KID BATTERED AND BEAT til his RIBS SHADDER IN THREE , now your CRUSHED IN THIRDS KID cuz your FLESH IS HURTIN , U SUCK ITS CERTIAN, n im juss goin ez on u Like i was FUCKIN VIRGINS! Ur gettin STRUCK WIT VERSES u juss cant STOP THESE SICK WORDS, cuz im to sick when I DROP THESE SCRIPTURES
I Poseted these LINES I WAS SENT TO BLAZE KIDS no u better be watchin ya back when cuz i put YA SPINE TO YA FACE BITCH
ahahha juss Playin roundd no hard feelings eh?
b'stin from my rhymes
the only one whos yappin is u
the only one im clappin is u
imma slap u back to
korea, so u can go make furniture for ikea
whats the idea
u spit out lyricall diarieha
n ur **** still doesnt flow
guess u didnt know
or u didnt see
ur eyes are to chinky
wanna read some chinese
ni hou ma baby want his baba
but nah
ur not allowed
leave u plowed
pick u up n drop u from higher than a cloud
hold u up with fans but they run
cause u shud be shunned
u mutha fuckin immigrant
with double d breast implants
u dont rap u chant, n rant
about ur transexual mother whos an elephant
who likes it when u plunge her with a lamp
im the champ-
ion on the block
leave u lined in chalk
cause u talked n stalked
leave u shot n locked
witta deagle
pickin off people like they be seagulls
at the beach im outta reach
n hear to teach
u not to **** wit me
ill drown u in tub of pee
that leeked outta crazy d
stab u in lazy e-y-e
u cant test
ill lay u to rest
cause im the best
none taken
but ill battle back later
lol gauge is that rhyme to me?
cause i never rapped with you lmao
if you can read my rhyme it says "chrome"
not "gauge"
so if you wanna start **** with me too
just bring it
bust u stupid
of course it was top u, u ******* immigrant
lets see what u can do
This 1 goes to the prick spittn tha lick
kids right now he's sucking your dads dick and your mams tits
while your in bed, listen
dont let him in your room, he might say his names something like michael jackson and he wants to take u to neverland, holding hands
and he might say u can fly there together like peter pan, thru magic and his thick hand
kids i understand spittin tha lick is jus like that man,
he's bad,
but whatever u do dont make him mad becos he'l touch u
lock yourself in your cuboard and ring the police,
put the phone down and count to 103
spittin tha lick is a common prick,
battlin me thinking he knows it,
im helbound, i dont need to prove it,
ill freestyle til yer head gets wild,
u too mild like cheddar cheese
im rapping thru u with ease
please have this tissue
now sneeze
i can see your funeral coming
Rest In Pease
YTZ is the best rapper of the EAST
PEACE
so yall still think dat im fake, bitch im doin shows, say i got no fans, then wat da **** u call ur hoes, cuz thy all chrome crazy, posted 3 times to tell yall stop bein lazy, and go out and rap cuz sum of yall got skill, stop sayin u gon kill or else i will, talkin bout gun clappin, computer geeks leave me laugin, it aint happnen, if u so hard then y u gotta cum onlin to prove it, yo ill lyricaly spit a kinfe and run you threw it, but i cant cuz yall cant hear me, aint a battle cuz you cant fuckin see me, face da facts youll neva be like me, your gon stay a wanna be Net emcee, foreal how u gon get respect of a site, posten like a fag your ass gon get packed tonight, think i enjoy comin on here den your wrong, real rappers laugh at you bitches tryin to sing a song, its fake ill leave yall able to know , **** .com, how many of yall can realy spit, this aint rhymin its typin, yall aint proven ****, except that yall are posers havin to rhyme online, gess no one wanst to hear ya, ugly motherfuckas like frankenstein, hiding at home at da computer cuz no one feels ya, thy fuckin fear ya, like u diseased or sumptn, and aids infested fag livin at home frontin, u must only have few years to live if u wastin your time doin this, im realy sumptn, so if u hear da name chrome it aint by coincidence, my crew is going places, ive lost 2 freinds to this game so i got dem classics wit x'd laces, yall are fake it only took me 2 minutes to think and type dis **** up, dont no wat a wannabe is, den look it up, itll say ytz, gauge, gunsniperz and da rest of yall fagots, corny ass motherfuckas lookin like sum bob sagots
YTZ aint **** son, u jus a mothafukkin joke
id tell u to buy more rhymes but i kno u broke
ill beat ya ass and snatch ya chain like spida loc did ta yuk
then put holes in every1 wit u jus cuz i dont give a ****
i got a rhyme for everytime tha clock go tick tock
talkin bout u hood but u live on tha bitch block
get it thru ya head these rhymes aint fake
keep fuckin wit me u puttin ya life at stake
i kno im new but im tryna earn this respect
everytime u spit its like u showin the rap game disrespect
along wit all tha real MCs on this post that can actually flo
im not tha only 1, everybody be tellin u u gotz ta go
talkin bout neverland and peterpan
cut tha **** dawg this aint disneyland
this kid fantisizes about michael jackson touchin him
when asked if he'd get wit a girl he sed tha chances was slim
i got a rap for everyone of tha stars
an' i aint gonna front like i been behind bars
i aint neva broke a law in ma life
but that dont mean i wont run at u wit a knife
that dont determine if u pussy or not
when i do **** i jus neva get caught
it dont surprise me thatcha hellbound
u used to suckin dick so u always towards tha ground
u came at me wit some weak ass **** so i stomped tha **** outta u
my verses take ya breath away, u dry heavin like u got a stomach flu
spittinthalick wrote:yo chrome that was tight
Check out spittinthalick
I think he's spittin and suckin on Chromez di*k
Man you postin on this forum has got me so fuc*king sick
I can't deal with the corny lyrics you drop..
It;s sh*t like yours that makes the "never ending rap battle" wanna stop
You don't know **** about the street, so call local cop
Safe inside your house typin away like u got big balls like you a "G"
Please I had bigger balls then you since I was like Three
I didnt even wanna post, I knew I would out do you so easily
Quote:"an' i aint gonna front like i been behind bars
i aint neva broke a law in ma life
but that dont mean i wont run at u wit a knife"
Talkin hard then u tell us how you never broke the law
Well if you aint the fakest bitc*h I ever saw,
Thats fine, now I know why you rap online cause you phony
Idiolizing real gangsta ****, lookin at me trying to clone me
Dont get into no trouble just stay inside playin on the sony
Need Not Reply This is where you die
Re: crazy D 4 deez nuts n he sucks each 1 for free so feast
that was my rhyme faggot use another one or betta then that use your own muthafuka cause crazy D is bout to whoop your ass allover tv
EVEN THOUGH white boy is white despite the fact
evertime we rap you father gets sacked
yo mama gets wacked and you start poppin babys like a retard but this time out yo ass crack you lack the ability to rhyme its so bad you outa do the time make yo own **** up this is my line
i think we need a judge to check out my rhyme which is as good as fudge
pistol packin ****** snoop dogg easily twist you we might need another judge mutherfuker bring a fight if u just wanna push and shove
you gotta fight back mutherfker 'least use yo own rap to diss me
oh i fogot you cant whiteboy or me cause on the tombstone fo you
at the bottom embaresed and jumped by crazy D
we need a judge for the lines i spat and the ones this fool copied so do it
If i win Gauge you retire no u just been in a fire but if i lose crazy D go down in a sunset just like the way crazy d rose into when we first met mutherfuker
|gauge| wrote:crazy D ur the joke of the century
ur so dumb u broke into a penitentiary
the disgusting sentch u leave
is enuff to make any1 heave
then wipe all off it on ur sleeve
ull try n knock me out but ill dodge it like keanu reeves
ill break both ur knees
wit the back side of a meat cleaver
if ur a nonbeliever
ill make u the achiever
n the reciever of pain
ur rhyme n flow is lame
i put u to shame
take aim at ur brain
leave u wit a guessing game
while being set aflame
with pieces of flammable window payne
splicing ur organic information
ur an abomination
who better be ready for annihalation
without consideration
ull be destroyed with verbal radiation
there'll be no freedom from discrimination
cause ur ****
tryin to cut up sum1 who can spit
11 time better than u
id squash u but i dont want **** on my shoe
so imma shoot u up with 2
glocks
that'll give u bloody socks
get paid by 6 hobos so they could **** u wit muddy cocks
then **** ur girl till her cherry pops
i run the system i make chops to cops
for 6 kilos for rock im going nonstop
untill im dropped
but thats not gunna happen
the stench left before was from u crappen
ur pants
ill fill em wit mad fire ants
u dont run or jog u prance n dance
this is ur last chance to get a glace at wut ur up aganst
leave u in a hypnotic trance
ull never advance
cut u down wit a enhanced lance
or machete
u aint ready
for the ill skills that spill
like an open bottle of waterd down nyquill
the hype is real
ur bark is worse than ur bite
n ur sound like a baby seal
ur done for, there goes ur aquiles heel
now i think we all know what this fagots up to,
yeah thats him waving in the back row,
the one between the fat guy and midgit,
yeah him the one giving his own mum digits,
runny nose, black eye,
guess his ugly sister caught him "off side",
now ladys and gents,
there are worse things than being bent,
this man is a prime example of this,
d*ck so small he can't even piss,
speaks with a lisp,
shirt covered in crumbed crisps,
and we all know the name of this sad depraved being,
please wait, ladys and gents, before you start fleeing,
his name is...im afraid to say,
a thing beyond gay,
god forgive me,
Y...T..f*cking Z.
yo y'all have been dissin spittin tha lick 4 suckin the dick/when really it's all u guys suckin the dick/now i'm after new prey how about u crazyD/after i'm done with u ya ass is gonna need a IV/put u in intensive care wit ur family round u/i'm like a bully 2 u all i do is pound u/i'll pop at u more than popcorn maker/ur new best friend will be the undertaker/respect my gangsta ************ or i'll leave ur ass dead/give u a good dose of lead/i'll shut u down like a poor ass bitch that don't pay his bills/leave wat's left of ur ass in a landfill/cuz ur flow is garbage/i'll smoke the chron and blow it in ur face/next thing u know i'll be at ur place/wit my nine loaded and cocked/kick in ur door cuz it's probablly locked/run up on u and put a few bullets in the side of ur feeble brain/my bullets will come down on u and leave u wet like u was standin in the rain/so let's go just u and me/and we'll c who ends up the victor/and 4 ur funeral be sure 2 save a picture
hey yo JDNTGIVEAFCK your talking bout clones den what da **** u call yourself, ripin of other peoples rhymes, **** you close your mouth, **** it what i ment was quit typin, fake internet mc's see my flows and start swiping, steal my **** one more time ill have to resort to sniping, picking yall off like lil ducks, yall are sum dum fucks, still aint listning to a word i put down, dis aint rap thr aint no ******* sound, read all my ******* post till u get wat im saying, and what im saying is you aint getin nutin outa dis, it aint paying, so you want respect den y u come online, yall remind me of those kidz that started columbine, sum computer geeks wit no freinds no ******* lives, saying u da **** den y u gotta post 20 times, if you so good den go throw doen sum lyrics to sum beats, do sum shows try to fill all the seats, get sum real fans, poser motherfuckas yalll the real stans, killing yourself over sumpthing u cant have, ******* face it rap aint for you pick a difernet path, and embark on a journey that dont involve me, crazy d tell me where u see any mc, thrs non on here dumass, u aint a rapper if u rap on the pc, so your gonna whoop dat kidz ass all over tv, wat tv , use sum **** dats real ******* wannabe, you almost as bad as JDNTGIVEAFCK wording my **** difernet sayin its his, yo read the post its to all yall you cant respond to this, JDNTGIVEAFCK now u exposed your self as a biger fake, my words are there to to help you aint for you to take,
Quote:Thats fine, now I know why you rap online cause you phony,
u just made fun of yourself, u gotta be lonely, but please dont resort to beating yourself up, just cause you got no life , a lil bitch u a **** up, outa luck cause chromes here to shut u up, one more time ill say u fake now u know wats up
This Goes out to Spittin Tha Licks new BF... or "Life Partner"..
DJ Quik Kid
Bitc*h you werent in this, you can get it too
Just because your rhymes are miserable
My shi*t blows off like a fuckin missle
Before you read all of this get a tissue
Because you'll cry when its over like your career
actually it never started cause no one like you here
It's suicide... You dare step to this?
You'd have better luck just slittin your wrist
Whats sad is you werent even on my list
It's sad how you bi*tches just wanna get dissed
Tryin to give niggaz fear?
Your lyrics are the only thing that needs intensive care
Still tryin to figure out why your here
Cause I heard this shi*t was for the skilled
Not young teenagers with lyrics that are bullsh*it filled
I dont know y im freestylin for you with this talent you should be billed
Don't worry lil faggot, doesnt matter u just got killed
Maybe Spittin tha lick always gets dissed for suckin the di*ck
Its probably because he does and thats why he made no fuss
When I dissed him he didnt even bust back
Its a fact of life,
he'll grow up with a "life partner" no wife
But I guess he must give good dome
Because you here spittin for him on the microphone
Well I guess Im not done...
The love triangle thinkens... Chrome is in the 3 some
Spittin against me, I didnt think he was that dumb
You should be on the run,
because little faggot u aint got a gun
I come equipped with an aresnal
Got more lyrics than fuckin marshall...
Yeah I called the faggot a phony..
Cuz he raps online ONLY,
I get out in the streets... SO BLOW ME
Dont take it literally cause I gotta female
Unlike some I dont like the male-to-male
Your the type to do something stupid JUST to go to jail
Have dem boys run a train, hit the head on the nail
I never RIP lyrics I spit **** so hot its Fire
Callin me a Fake? Better call yourself a liar
You can't compete, to cold turn up the heat
ok amateur... u cant run with the elite
Whats sad Is I can take all three of u females
Everytime one of diss me it fails
Dont bother trying to respond back
Ive been killin bitches on the track
Ever since snoop dogg had that cadillac
That was too that penis pleasin homosexual Chrome
Crazy d ahah iiite look u gotta realize ya shitt Battle me
Im FRIGHTFUL IN RAPS KID , Ill Leave u to DIE SLOW WITH CRACKED RIBS, Leave ya SPINE BROKE N SNAPPED WIT , KNIVES SWORD AND AXES Keep talkin **** n ill **** u up wit RIFLES N BATS BITCH
u talk **** so u GET BLAZED FIRST so ill SLASH U WIT RAZORS , cuz u only got Ballz on the net like BAD TENNIS PLAYERS
So i dunno why u thinkin u tha TIGHTTER MC, i dunno why he thinks hes a FIGHTER U SEE cuz the man talks **** bout skin color? hes prolly WHITER THEN ME
Ur writin aint goin no where like a TRAPPED LETTER U FOO Dun be sad that a Whyte-boi RAP BETTER DEN u!
I had enough of ur **** im gettin LAZY SEE me playin defense in ball is the only time u eva feelin CRAZY D
ahha rape:)
rhymes that i've copied?
stfu man ill leave ur girl sloppy
at first u were givin props to me
but then u got to cocky
imma beat u down liek im rocky
but ur just a bullwinkle moose
leave ur tooth loose
or leave u wit none at all
nows ur fall
but u never got tall
u were never at the top
ur **** rappin as to stop
crazy ill leave u locked
i throw lyricall haymakers
u throw jabs that are easily blocked
n u want to be judged n compaired to my skill
i dont kill for thrill i kill cause i have to
n my mission is is to clap you
i wouldnt care if u were moses peter or mathew
imma bash you
this rap battle is done
cause cuttin up **** mc's has become less fun
{whos better me or crazy d}
n when we first met this is what u said
Quote:
Crazy D said: that **** was phat
|gauge| wrote:
Im that sum1 to challenge you cause i think im down
ill smack u cause that aint gold but a burgerking crown
give u paper cuts then stds from hermapherdidic sluts
burn both ur nuts wit lit cigarette butts
i need to make more sense?
yeah cause u make more sense then george bush for president
have ur +homies+ clap u like a breech of trust with fraudulent intent
u can try to battle but ur rhyme aint even 50 percent
of mine but nows the time
ur at the end of ur line
leave u petrifyied, denied n refried,
set u aside cause u better be ready for a continental divide
n the crush of ur pride, fasen ur seatbelts n prepare for the ride
cause ur now a bona fide worldwide war bride
of a freestyle firefight
now its a brutal burial site
with all ur family in my line of sight
with an automatic clip pistol
n bullets tipped wit crystal
that rips arpart ur body like a point blank froma autoshotty
or a 12 gauge, whos gauge? my guage, im guage
with blood thirsty rage
ill put u to sleep forever so please step off stage
hmM sTright goods im saiin Gauge raped Crazy D
( this is what i edited) Gauge im styll waitin for u to battle back
