Neverending Rap Battle

light u on fire wit matches
tape your eyes with waxe strips
isolate u in a nexus because the fact is
you cant have kids
your a no gender
like licence plate without the fender
please return to sender
or from whence it came
put u to shame
bitch
leave ur left eye stiched
shut
take the wax n put it on ur nuts
then rip it off and take more then hair wit me
ur sac ur balls and ur right kidney
leave u drugged like whitney
leave u plugged like britiney
ur **** u cant spit frees
higher then a midgets cripped knees
gauge make fiends bleed
blood THC and E
ur rhymes are atrocious
my rhymes are ferocious
that leave u toasted n roasted
n put on a bun
medium rare now ur done
damn right imma eat you
I dont care if ur christian or hebrew
ill make u turn blue
from just hearin my rhyme
cause my writing ability is way ahead of my time
tequila no lime
deagle no 9
fiends look like smeagol
no dime
or pill or 8 ball
no skill its ur fall
dont stall
studder or skip
youll slip n make your head split
in half
break ur epitaph
and in ur coffin is a c4 clockin
down, in 3 seconds theyll have to buy more ground
cause i releast 86 round sinto a super shoppin compound

cripped - crippled

whoops i wrote send not sender

to u whyte

battle back shitonmyckfsh
all you mc's think your hard but your like the berlin wall rdy 2 fall
lets see how long you'll last after snoopin doggin starts 2 blast
yo shitonmyckfsh why are u tryin 2 rhyme just wastin your time
its not like your going anywhere
cept mayb the job of the bearded lady in the state fare
beware im here 2 stay step in my way and you'll b beatin all day
and plz im askin u man 2 snitch just leave this post b4 u end up a ghost
say dawg 1 more time and imma have 2 shove the line where da sun dun shine
dis da call out so say sumthing back cuz i wanna see your rhymes when u arnt on crack sogo in2 detox so u can stop scratchin like u got chicken pox

Just when I thought you were done rappin' like an idiot..
You open your mouth and continute to spit
I'll go line for line,
But everytime I spit your **** dont compare to mine.
Why the Fuc* am I wasting my time
He thinks he's hot but hes not
Thinks he can rap cause he listen to 2pac
I'd rather beat off than freestyle this female thats too soft
Her rhymes are so cold they're startin to make me cough
and you already said you'll rip me apart
and Im wondering when you're gonna start

Im certain ur 16 and burger king workin'
I know im not fat, im sure u are
and the difference between you and Bizzare
Is he got money, and you dont even got a car
He gets bitches, bitches play you like a guitar
So quit tryin flo, I smoked ur ass like a cigar


I asked about you just like Cassidy
asked if u were good and they all laughed at me
They said u were a faggot and got no technique
I know they right cuz ur fuc*kin rhymes are weak
Its too bad my rhymes are unique
And I spit better **** every day of the week

yo the cops r after me cuz i busted out before my time
and if they roll on my imma bust my nine shoot 15 shots but theres styll 2 swine
but thas all good
cuz my boys comin and we all hood
so u kno we got next clips in our pockets
and if swat comes i got in my closet an anti tank rocket
thall close their coffins and toss it
seal my fate cuz have u seen my soul i havent lost it
but oh well if hells for me
then there ill be
liven in the crib of charley c
chillen out smokin all kinds of dank smells so skunk it'll make paki say it smells rank
sell that **** to u for 7 bills a quarter pound
then rob u and ur house up wit a mortar round
and u kno yall talk alot **** for ppl who lose alot
so if dont watch ur back ull get shot
me and the dankstas roll on ur whole fam
kill ur parents while ur girl screams god dam
as i give her ass a ram
wit a pick up truck and 5-0 comes Ill dodge and duck
shoot back kill ten more wit out remorse like who gives a ****
come back and murder all ur relatives
it'll be an ethnic cleansing like the genocideires in rwanda did
if the nations of the world helped i wonder if general daillaire woulda hid
and this a challenge to all u mc's
who wanna think they're better than me

well this is round 4 and u still spittin against me/and i've already left ur ass in a dense heap/i got bitches on my phone u got guys/but let's face it that's no surprise/u say u spit better ryhmes everyday of the week/well it might take u a while 2 get good since ur flows are weak/at least i listen 2 2pac u listen 2 macy gray/i got more money than u just saved 4 a rainy day/sayin bitches play me like a guitar/when i bet u'd give wifey a brand new car/it's sad that u aint got nothin better 2 do/than sit on ur computer and spit against people that are better than u/u goin against me is like standin in front of a firin squad/i could kill u just by hittin u wit my quad/i went 2 ur block and asked about u 2/and they said u aint bangin wit the red or the blue/they said u a monkey that eats banannas/i think u might be gay cuz they said u rock pink bandannas/sayin i don't got a car but u wouldn't know/cuz u can't c through my tinted windows when i'm tippin on 4 vogues/it's the final countdown u know from rocky 4/should u spit quotes the raven nevermore/i'll blow ur ass away like u caught in a whirl/when u beat off i bet u do it 2 playgirl/u a gay ass homo man u aint hard/since u a foreigner in this rap game u need a green card/so go back 2 ur ghetto,or ur block,or ur project/cuz u can't verse me cuz u aint hot yet/i bet u think u got a hot rap book/when really all ur raps are just pages from my scrapbook/i'll put 2 shells in ur head,and one in ur arm/goin against me is gonna cause u harm/i'll set fire 2 ur house or whereever ur livin/leave u in a homeless center 4 thanksgivin/its obvious u aint beat me yet so it looks like it's gonna go 2 round 5/the next round i promise u i'll eat u alive/and not the way u thinkin u nasty ass homo/don't worry when i'm famous i'll send u a copy of my promo/i'm on that mixtape wit dj green lantern and alchemist/the only reason ur pissed is cuz u got missed/but i won't miss wit my 9 millimeter/the only reason u win at anything is cuz u a cheater/i'll empty a clip on u hit u wit hollows/ur an amateur like them dudes at the apollo/so how long do u want 2 go cuz i won't disapear/so do urself a favor and sit down with a beer/while i spit on the mic and get a record deal/but when u gro up u gonna be a hobo beggin 4 meals/i'll hit u up like in the video toy soldiers/u just mad cuz the chains in my watch are big as boulders/idk y i waste time on a chump like u/cuz when it comes 2 this rap game u aint got a clue/so go back 2 eatin ur mom out and suckin ur dad's dick/cuz the next round i'll be sure 2 drop u quik/i'm called dj quik kid/cuz when hit u wit hollows i don't miss kid/u should stop callin me retarded cuz u like special ed/u so dumb aparentally u can't even tell when u dead/so tell me how may rounds u want 2 go/cuz it's only a matter of time until u lose ur flow

tha was dope

Check the my last flow I believe I used them rhymes
I believe it was in the last couple lines
but its hard to tell cause I beat you the last 3 times
cuz I bring more beef than in the kitchen
have little kids like u on the milk carton missin
anally rappin u in freestyles like its my mission
**** im still looking for some real competition

It aint even a battle no more
dont even call it round 4, I already won this war
way before just look u even tried to copy my style
My shits Runnin like the river the nile
Still think you have a chance ur in denial
Just call me a *****in pedophile knockin u off the grid
Because im a grown man, fuckin up DJ quik kid

faggot mentioned in his rap about gettin a deal
Whats funny is this kid thinks hes for real
Youll never make it,
thats a given like a toy in a mcdonalds happy meal
Just with the white boy u cant compete
Give it up son u've faced defeat

look like such a bitch when ur 55 ull still get carded
and lose my flow dumbass.. thats proof ur retarded
Every time I spit you were bombarded
I flipped the script and everythin u said disregarded

Boys..
Boys in the forum are always hard,
come talkin like illiterate wont make it far,
knowin everythin in life thats wat gets me pissed,
like jdongivafuck burnd slow kid like a little bitch,
now dont fucc wit me boy cuz ill leave u speachless,
we all need the easy e,

leavin em blushin,
rushin,
buzzin on wine,
u wanna fine dine,
dont think u drink an drink a corona without the lime,
this bitch nesquik,
is gonna get his necc split,
u aint able,
ill leave u disabled,
ur nothin ill devour u like fable,
get wats on the table,
dont go roccin the craddle,
its fatal,
u arent as interesting as television,
im not missin with ym precision,
dont count on livin,
im better then jesus turnin water into everclear,
not even near my level,
be gone u wannabee rebel,
illl play with u like a fittle for a little,
but once im done dont go cryin none cuz i one timed,
ur punch line,
come up wit better **** u must not be as hungry,
but apparently still CRUNCH TIME

whos up 4 a battle

Incredible_rappa

Im ready to battle

u spit 1st

im locced and loaded got the beretta
gonna robb these ppl for they fuccin chedda
snatch her purse fucc it if she scream
say leave her alone again im gonna make u bleed
i kno we over the time limit
two minutes dats just the gimik
grab everything ya can even the kids ****
take her watch why the fucc u gon leave it
dis bitch rich enough its not a fuccin secret
thanx for the time ladys and gentalmen
we out the door we gotta go, up do u hear the pop po's
i do spark up the hydro
im tryin ta get high doe
befor i count my doe

jdntgiveafck

u and me have had battles in the past
as history shows i just came and wooped yo ass
the truth is though this guy aint to bad
he actually raps pretty good
the only problems is u aint neva felt the hood
uzz a fat ass bitch tryin to freestyle
it dont give u the right just cuz u saw 8 mile
u livin in denial
bend over and smile
cuz i just rapped u in the ass
this aint no homo faggit **** it was lyrically meant
im spittin to fast
this whole verse came out in 10 seconds
when i spit its like im lyrically killin
with automatic weapons
ima a blessin to this game
the way im lyrically insane
i hate fat bitches that think this is soul train
u aint got no game
and when u step into this rap battle
u already done
im like the grim reaper holdin sum guns

FADED and DETERMINED
lets do this once more
battle me prick

thanks 4 tellin me ur white but i don't remember askin/so y don't u get off the mic cuz i can't battle someone who looks like mike jackson/u come from virginia i come from queens/when i pop at u i'll have u jumpin like u ate jumpin beans/u mad cuz i got a deal wit 50 and dre/u a poser so 4 protection u joined the K.K.K/so stop spittin u dirty ass cracker/cuz when it comes 2 rappin u a slacker/talkin how ur ****'s runnin like the nile/funny when i saw u u ran 4 a mile/it looks like u got alot of beef with poeple/it's cuz they see mine and ur ryhmes and know u aint equal/i'm the peoples champ like paul wall/u the faggot suckin all the rap stars balls/u afraid of me and the nine i grip/even if i didn't have a gun i'd beat u just by punchin u in the lip/u beatin me is impossible like me walkin with a glock wit an empty clip/or u havin sex and not suckin a dick/u repeat urself like u mike jones/i've hit u so hard i've broke all ur bones/i've beaten u so much u should be my slave/don't worry when i'm done killin u i'll come visit ur grave/i'll hit u so hard i'll send u back 2 europe where ur people came from/sayin i'm retarded when u started wit me u must be done/sayin i'm gay when u the one tryin 2 molest dudes/i think they have a place 4 all u prudes/i bet u aint even wrote these raps/u paid someone 2 ghostwrite 4 u/but b4 we go any further i must implore u/u messin wit the bull and i'll have 2 come and gore u/i can get away wit murder like i'm O.J simpson/u just hatin on me cuz u know i'm pimpin/ur a pile of waste u belong in the sewer/ur girl so ugly i couldn't even screw her/even wit a bag over her head she still looked nasty/u against me that's just a travesty/u aint even worthy of bein in my presence/so i'll do u a favor and let u be one of my pheasents/ur ryhmes are outdated and they make me bored/ur ryhmes make everyone who reads them snore/it's clear u've taken other peoples **** and tried 2 make it ur own/the raps u got must be from the guys u've blown/u coudn't beat me if i was high off weed and poppin that ecstacy/if we got into a fight since u gay u'd probably try 2 wrestle me/so it's up 2 u is it another round or are u just gonna call it quits/since i know my ryhmes are causin u 2 have spastic fits

i spit on tha lick,
fake rappers like him rap ****
saying i cant flow is like saying u cant blow (but u do)
u suck and f*ck men til your sore and til u cant get f*cked any more
u can barley walk, at night u get stalked
u get taken home by blokes
who take u under their sheets and make u blow
u cry everynight when your dad tucks u in tight
he gives u a kiss good night, but that makes u scared cos his mates are round
they come up stairs and turn u around
no one can hear u cos u to tired and your voice is hurting
next minute your dad walks in and u and his mate are spurting
u having nothing left but to rap about those experiences
on a2k wher no 1 is like u
u 2 gay
please we arnt the f**king samaritans in here
u wanna get fucked go watch richard gear
this for me is like 2 teas and a double d
rap battle me and ill tell them what u did to steve

Im waitin for someone to tell this faggot its over
I beat this faggot drunk as **** hardly sober
cuz lyrics mother fuc*kin hotter than anna kournakova

and I got yall to witness,
me killing quik little fuc*kin kid with the quickness
Compared to me your skill aint even a fraction
cuz I got this **** to a science like a thermonuclear reaction
So I guess u could call me mike jackson
Cause look what I did, Just raped Dj Quik Kid

But that **** happends on a daily basis
him gettin raped.. dad touched him in the wrong places
Hes runnin outta rhymes so he called me a racist
I make this **** look easy like tying shoe laces
only way u could beat me is if we switch places

Someone plz tell this bitch he got murdered

rap ghost ill make u a rap ghost on rap *this* post
so dont boast or ill turn u into *a* maggot host
lets have a faggot roast
cause ghost ur gunna get burnt n turned into a piece a ember
so remember, imma use a blender
to blend ur brains
if u dont refrain from being insane
at being **** ur cant spit ur worse then faded
leave u degraded n killed like vermin
just liek what happened to determined
make u piss ur pants on stage liek sherman(american pie)
rapghost89 u swallow **** sperm n
pubic hairs
u go around the world like a big game of music chairs
ur do for repairs cause u cant compare
to my declares that leave u impared
n scared cause your verse came out in ten seconds
n ive alredy finished the bout before i started wreckin
this is no game
tie u to tracks wit chain
n have those fat bitchs run u over wit there soul train

around the world - rim job - lickin the asshole or around it

** what i edited

DONE NIGGA

*this* before rap