@theprofessor,
Illus or Autistik
My hits are just simplistic
That gets you all ballistic, like a chick over her lipstick
Or make-up, or her £30 high-heels from Wallis
I think she’s burnt a hole right underneath her sports kit
Yeah, I’m the ill product, I’m “Ill Na Na”
Now +Foxy Brown+ is deaf ‘cause I just stole her hearin’ from her
The bitch has got ear blockage, it’s real nonsense
This is the kind of hip-hop **** that kills logic
As correctly put from the prof himself - they say talkin’ helps
Well, can my microphone skills stop this hell?
**** a microphone, I need to use a megaphone
Put it on high volume, speak through it like a telephone
Or perhaps I need to heat the system up?
The frequency is pickin’ up, the beat is kickin’ up
I can think of so much heat to kick at them
But it’s fallen on deaf ears; methinks they’re not really listenin’
So it’s up to me to do somethin’ about it
Hmmmm, this is a problem – now how can I go around this?
Come on, Ills, get your thinkin’ cap on
Take your fitted cap off, and think of a way to finish this rap song
Okay, look, I’m-a thinkin’ – and my head hurts!
You need to find a way to make these rappers’ necks turn
After all, you’re Illustraight
So illustrate a picture
Be a creative thinker, persuasive spitter, a gracious figure
Ostentatious game kicker
Look, just come the hell out of that damn basement, will ya?
Do somethin’ – grab a mic and blaze a bitch up
Baste their face with ketchup, spray ‘em with mace or sprinklers
Don’t be afraid to step up, step up to the plate and get up
It’s a baseball game, so pitch up
Don’t be intimidated, buddy – they ain’t gon’ hit ya
Have your bat in place and hit the,
.... ball – and let it fly
Scramble fast to the last base and kick the – cone, son!
Congratulations, you made a home run!
