Neverending Rap Battle

alright that was whack
ima bout to rap....
im the devil
ull never be my level
you thin your a competion m
man in a bad way ur a demoliton
ima still your girl
or maybe the whole world
ill make u swirl
u will hurl
im slim shadey
now i got your lady
u got me mad

I got a milli over here
I just walk in and they cheer
Everyone knows who I am
I fill inboxes like I'm spam
You know I'm always up to jam
When I beat you don't give a damn
You couldn't stop it if you tried
I'll cook you till your fried
And then serve you as a side
Get rid of your pride
Watch out or your girl will be mine
She'll come out smellin like a pine

If you ask her back she will decline
She's with someone who's divine
Gotta represent the west coast
You look like you just saw a ghost
I guess you've just seen your destroyer
When you get hurt call you a lawyer
Take lessons from what I do
Cuz right now you ain't got a clue

A milli here a milli there
Your small game I'm a bear
Me and you we don't compare
But seriously do not despair
Goin against me just isn't fair
But if you choose to just beware
No more time to spend with you
Everything I've said is true

You got a milli of that
I got a milli of this
You see my wallet it is fat
I see your wallet and I diss
Your girl says my kiss is bliss
She says your kiss is piss
With me she has fun
With you she wanna run

But don't think I am done
I have just begun
Your too close to the sun
You've got till the count of one
Overstayed your welcome
No more time for any scum
When I see you you look dumb
I am what you can never become

Haters said I couldn't do it
Said it couldn't be done
They said that I should just quit
Before they get outdone
I'm so sick of seeing no skills
When I see it I want some kills
All I can do is kill every track I'm on
Gettin tired of you I'm about to yawn

Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with a brand new proposition
your position is that of a failure
I'm gonna nail you, to Jamie Noble's trailer
and then I dare you, to run around and cause a scare
give people the shakes, and make them to change their underwear
I'm on top, it's my fault that you're under there.
You want to bare? Have no fault, shave you back hair.
I'm fast, I've got to go, it's been a blast
came out of the locker room, stole Rey Mysterio's mask
Tried to get 'taker's cast, but it was plastic, not my type
Peace, I got to go, I'm off to hotwire his bike.

Yo yo
everybody knows that we ninjas in the ancient art of thug-a-nomics.
so you all better to learn to love it, because there's no replacing us
the Buccaneers are queer, I'd rather cheer for the Patriots
Face it, me and B2, a re-arrange
I'm half rapper, I'm half sports-entertainment
You in danger, you from Tampa, I'm from Boston
new law enforcement
like the four horseman
Assortment, you need a cavalry to battle me
I beat you down brutally
and watch you die tragically
I beat your dad's family
I beat you moms
your sister calls me leprechaun
always after my lucky charms [grabs area]
physical storm
prepare to throw down your keys
yea, we back
just like bell bottom jeans

Yo Yo Yo Oh ho. [Cena chant distracts him] Yo.
You forgetting John Cena
You got rocks in brain
Your gold was Out in '96
You need sport a steel chain
Now, now, you and Brock are close friends
And Big Show, he needs a bra
That's not a triple threat match
Kurt, that's a ménage a trios
And when you all wrestle
they'll be a empty arena
the main event at Vengeance
Is Undertaker/John Cena
Yo, you're not better than me Kurt
You're not even my equal.
I'm like Terminator 3
You're like Legally Blond sequel
It makes me sick
when you come out here and run your mouth
We in the Great White North
but you can bite white south

u can tell this guy from canada so i understand ya !

Blast on that Ass


Blast on that ass
locked, loaded , cock'd an ready to blow it
ima blast on that ass
No ****




came from , the ancient, never quite patient , wipe the face n , never sweating regret , never forgetting to step up to the plate , wet dreams baby, keep me from gettin up to late , why u talking with that **** you face , wanna suffocate , stuff yo face , **** yo waist, dirty thoughts , dirty ya heard me drop ur jaw show me some pearly whites , here cum the squirrly ,mic pop the cherry top ya shirley temple, surely tempted , makin her wetter then a swirly ,give her some mental, my dirty schoolgirly ,writing i love you , with my pencil ,


Blast on that ass
locked, loaded , cock'd an ready to blow it
ima blast on that grass
No ****
ima blast on that ass

its just a fantasy , no romantic dream , cant ya see , aint like you hand picked me , aint ya man ta be , bitch im yo daddy , u wanna keep it in the family , im in ur dirtiest nightmares and ya wet dreams ,extreme, sex dreams , my hand around ya throat waiting to here the next scream dirtywhore u heard me before get on the floor 4 ur next sex scene


Blast on that ass
grasp on that flask
locked, loaded , cock'd an ready to blow it
ima blast on that ass
No ****

puke on my dick , well i skull **** you , n ur little clit , for my click they'll all **** you , spiderman ya wall **** you , the suction from her lips my balls stuck too , u try 2 say No all sluts do, at first , NOO Daddy it hurts , as u rip her skirt , look at that ass like money n get ta work , get ta first 2nd 3rd Home run , ghetto girl let her jerk ya chrome gun, blast on that ass


eh yo , yo , whats that girls name ? oh her thats Mary , Mary Jane Music !



Music ima
Blast on that ass
maryjane ima
blast on that grass
grasp on that flask
locked, loaded , cock'd an ready to blow it
ima blast on that ass
No ****

Will the fake “slim shadey” PLEASE SHUT UP?!
Besides, the REAL Slim Shady would BEAT HIM THE **** UP!!!!
Yeah – like ANYBODY gives a stuff what he says
So he can run his mouth all he likes; you can pass it off as a cliché
What the **** is “B2”? Your robot pen-pal?
R2-D2 would crack up until its wires give out
You’re “half”-rapper, and “half”-sports entertainment
But you’re all BIG MOUTH like Ginormica from Monsters vs. Aliens
F.Y.I – I ain’t from Tampa; I’m not an American citizen
If you came to London, you’d get shot by British Intelligence
I don’t need a cavalry just to respond to you online
Reckon you can “beat me down brutally” with just a few bum rhymes?
You’ve dissed charliesforce, dissed pest and dissed steadster TWICE
If you dissed ILLUSTRAIGHT, I’d use more than a diss to end your life!
I’m genuine, you’re generic – that’s the difference between him and I
So now I’m takin’ his spot as “the next Eminem”
.... I’ve just ticked off a jealous type
I haven’t got a sister, but I DO have a cousin who’s MARRIED
Like the prof said, your ass gets blasted, which means your butt has to be carried
And stop bitin’ John Cena, before you get hit with Nine Rounds
After all, a muthafuckin’ Marine would put your ass in the ground!

yo this fatty whack u better giv him a snack no i take that back he will probly have a heart attack
this guy thinks hes slim shady
u couldnt pay me to belive that
how can he be slim when hes fat?
look at this cat
he will probly choke if he doesnt get a coke im stoked
he so ugly it looks like his face broke
u so whack u smoke hay
ur gay
id love to battle all day
but iv got a life
so ima let u go with a **** u but have a nice day!

Dear God! ANOTHER Slim Shady copy?!
No, wait - "wannabe" is the correct word; pardon me!
"NEW" slim shady? Are you SERIOUS?
Eminem should come on here and maul them, PERIOD!
He even bit a line from 8 Mile in turn
For heaven's sake; don't these imbeciles learn?!
Do I have to put up big signs all around
Saying, "NO COPYING STYLES OR BITING LINES IS ALLOWED!"?!

I'll leave it there.

man whatever illustraight
bout to get yo ass ate
u think i suck cuz i copied 8 mile
while u hav to make ur name so people will kno ur straight
everyone knos im straight and if they dont their about to meet their fate!
me and ur mom mate,
every night,
yeah thats right
go fly a kite
cuz no one wants to fight with some one
who only makes fun of other rappers
i fucked her up now im bout to slap her
cap her
then tap her... again
so suck my balls fool
when ur lookin at my fresh skills ull probly drool

the way i see it
we should respect the way others spit
i cant wait
till i see illustraight quit with the gay ass rhymes
its so far passed his time
he is so fake he cant do crap
he cnt even rap!!!!!
so im with u "slim shadey"
even tho u got the same name as me
only difference is im new
but still ur pretty good dude
im bringing peace to this huge battle
like the herder to the cattle.
im a peaceful dictator
and i cant stand haters
like illustraight
who is so second rate!!!!!
why is he just pickin on dudes
its just so rude
and what he lives in england?
im bout to make him move to finland!
or atleast farther inland
cuz im like a tsunami destroying japan
cmon join my clan
follow me
and illustraight for all i care can blow me
whos with me?

yo my rhymes so fresh
girls freak when they see me in the flesh
il catch u in the mesh that is my song
ur so wrong
ur mom says im really long
then she pulled off her thong
il keep on keepin on
im on top nonstop
u better call the cops
cuz im commiting verbal murder in the major third degree
all my rhymes last throughout the centuries
lookin back on ur memories
im sure u have alot of them cuz ur so much older than me
cant believe ur trying to battle me
u probly still still live with ur mother
and u bang ur brother
there is no other than the new slim shady
im the pimp ur moms my ho so bitch pay me
my money
u think its funny ur with skanky hoes im with playboy bunnies
i suck at typing but thats about it
so lets cut the **** and touch ur moms tits.

Now this is some stupid ****,
All you rappers think your the best?
Only aim with the words from my heart,
And I'll put your souls to rest.

So shut the **** up,
And learn some respect,
Cause my words are toxic,
I'm not afraid to infect.

Obviously, most of you didn't go to school,
Writing like idiots and your calling me the fool,
Oh yeah, that's right, your just all ******* tools,
Turning anarchy into a law with its own ******* rules!

MOTHERFUCKERS I'll take all u fake fucks !!!!

SASSSY = Bitch !
Slimshadey = Fake !
NewSlimshadey = Pussy !



you all suck , wanna brawl knucks? ya'll fucked like group sex
give me a mic or cyph to ignite , insight 2 who I might do next
you aint the ****! u havent made a track , or press'd a deuce yet
haven't stepped in a booth yet
learned to speak with the truth yet
learned through speach its the truth , yes, profess, flow-best ,
got pages , rolling with more paper then pot protests
hip hops ,soul, flesh , on my breath speak it to the death , so fresh
still got the placenta on my teeth
what am i gonna get to the ******* grammy's
knock there dentures on the sheets
u bite , im oldschool freestyle, write, drop sense on a beat
real hip hop , u cant censor the streets
we were born with a voicebox , it's not a choice to talk , were meant ta speak
ima rhymer meant to be ,aint waiting for eventually ,mentally, have all the essentials,eventually u'll realize when i did time all i had was a pencil
beatboxing instrumentals
keep the unit happy , this is what it sounds like when ur doin it actually
superhuman spit naturally , i go to circles i won't rap first
cause after that verse noones coming after me, n that hurts
why would i waste a punchline rather give you a slap first
passive agressive , cause a massive mass hemorage as ya breath give
ya chest give
life taken like that , death give no warning
thats blood ya throats warming
toss my blunt on ya **** , out b4 the roach swarming
ya both boring , replica's , i'll step ta ya , with ethic's wut ?
ya'll talk **** , an don't know which hole ya head is up ?
ya dead as **** , Dead as Fuckin necrophila
prof decapitate this class of fakes , head an neck no feel ya
blastin fakes with a passion
,assasinate
smashing fakes outta reaction




PEACE YO PROF

ya'll can't step to me ,be honest
spineless mf's couldnt get a spot in the winner circle at a lepracy contest

We’re playin’ a game of chess and both “slimshadeys” are pawns
You get decked off the chessboard with that lame **** you’re on
Your rap style is both shitty and feeble
If I get moved to Finland, I’ll take you with me and impale you on top of Helsinki Cathedral
You’re featherweight, callin’ me a second-rate
Your sister had seconds off my dinner plate and started to levitate
I’m about to pass the mic like a hereditary disease
And give it to THIS pathetic emcee
You can bullshit all you want, but you’re not gettin’ any credit from me
You wanna see me quit? Nope, I never will leave
‘Cause I got a lifetime contract with the best of the team
That’s charliesforce, mic-holder and theprofessor, you see
Burn marks is what you get when you meddle with heat
Callin’ ME rude is just impertinent
You couldn’t have “fresh skills” if you washed them with detergent
But I should chuck you AND slimshadey in the washing machine
On the wrong setting, set it to 100 degrees
And watch you spin around in the drum screamin’
Then come up steamin’ like a pair of hot demons
You say we should respect the way others spit
But YOUR verse is just plain fuckin’ **** .... and we ain’t lovin’ it
You damn right I’m pretty good, thanks for the compliment
Maybe one day you’ll learn somethin’ from it
But until then, just keep talkin’ from your ass
I’ll just keep on rhymin’ and not be bothered with this fag!

[Intro]
Yeah...
I keep goin' through this...
Over and over again...
It seems that...
Where ever you go...
It's like I have to follow...

[Verse 1]
Dad, I, I have to tell you something close up
Because it's like when ever you died I've been filling my death cup
It's overflowing, I don't know why but I need you here with me
I need you to lead me to the right path, let the Holy see
That when ever I need help you can't be reached
That the "Youth is wasted on the young" But thats not a figure of speech
Yes, I need Jesus in my life, but I need you more
There's so much pain inside my heart like I'm a prisoner of war
I'm cursin' at best, but for the truth to be told I'm gonna be spittin' for you
Your death was past due, so I'm gonna fuckin' **** on these hoes like it's a simple review
I'm gonna give them what they did to you, I'm gonna give them hurt
'Cause if they want to make fun of both of us I'll keep alert
For people who do that I'll leave them in our dirt
If they can talk then we can walk, better then they can
We'll both walk these streets and **** all these people, they can call me the Hit Man
And when we're both bonded together, as 2 warriors be brave
I'll sleep with you too, we finally together as God marks your grave and...

[Chrous]
Father in my name
Written Signs of your Holy presence has already came
Come down to my world, and let the future remain
As it will be and hopefully our names will be tame... (x2)

[Verse 2....to be continued]

Please comment and rate and give more info on what I need to work on. This is my first song so hopefully I'm not startin' off to bad.

Money, hoes and clothes, mug smoke coming out the nose, cos all a fella knows, flippin on foes, putting tags on toes, watchin the stash grow, clocking the cash flow,

the neighbourhood gravedigger, getting paid so much all the bitches wanna see my fame get bigger, i guess they figure im paid i wanna get laid or since i got loot i wanna knock boots,

id rather beat my dick then trick, and if she dont suck, we dont fukk, id rather make a brother drive a fat ass truck, grab the 9 two clips and run-a-muck,

yes, flex out the 2 or 3 benze's i dont regret ****! wat the fuk u expected? a fly guy? well fuk it, im a high guy, wen the blood stops, take a look at the swelling on ur eye, ur nose even, when i choke ya u stop breathing, wen the police come im leaving...

u think im stupid sassy bear?
i cant bare
to imagine what u look like
i bet ur just an ugly dyke
and if ur not a girl then ur very gay
hey i can rap all day
and ur gonna lose one way
or another
i did ur mother
and u probly do ur brother
why am i even wasting my time with u
theres nothing u can do against me
my words make a sheild
when i cross the street cars yeild
and i wield weapons unkown to you
there my words fool
im too cool
for this ****
you two-bit
rappers can suck it
i dont even care anymore
you filthy stinking whores!
im goin down in folklore
forever to save my mark on the world
i thot about what this loser looks like and hurled!
so screw this psycho
like i did ur girlfriend last night late
this fool just like illustraight.
i cant stand em
they are like nerdy band members
hey now i know ur all jealous
in my words ur lost
but u cant afford the cost of my skills so
go eat...fill ur cup
cuz ur time with me is up.

ok first of all i dont have a sister
and if u had one u wud kiss her
cuz ur inbred swine
dont whine at me with these lame ass ryhmes
about how i suck
i mean what the ****
how is 100 degrees gonna kill me?
i play football in that heat
you know why? cuz i hav a life
and dont beat my meat
all the time, u always will cuz ul never have a wife
that compliment wasnt for u
it was for my boy slimshadey u greedy bastard jew
achoo
im sick of u
ur not going anywhere?
crap
this europian dick hair
aint leaving, but im sick of him thinking he can rap
*slap*
ok im up now
ur fat like a cow
everyone who sees my ryhmes are like wow
my favorite song is no love
by eminem watch me fly like a dove
cuz im so fly
all u rappers gonna die
sassy bear gonna cry
i dont know why
u dont just chill the **** out
prof. and quit cussing the **** of every *******, goddamn, motherfuckin asshole in this bitch.
ok ya i did it too but now u see how annoying it is dude
i got nothin against u
ur a pretty sick rapper like me
hold on i gotta pee............
ok im back
lol thats so whack
ok im done with this sickass beatdown
just give me my crown cuz im king!!!!!!