Neverending Rap Battle

that rap was wack send your boys man they aint crap mine will take your ma and hit it from the back pull it out and bust on her back now thats the crap spit somethin back this time make sure that **** aint wack now me and my boys gonna run this game come up in here and run some trains im a crazy mother ****** aint i man

haha not to hard to right back to that wack ass crap but who the **** tought you how to rap the name is zach btw just talkn crap its funny ass **** ready these goofy ass raps but thats ok dog its streight except the jelly fish man that shits gay

best **** iv heard all god damn day but **** it ima dis it anyway whats up with bitch tryn ta get the dick if you were in my town youd get killed over that **** we give bitchs the dick and makem choke on that **** gargle the cum and swallow it me and my crew are fuckn lagit we from og and we run this **** i no what you gonna say to the line i say it in every motha fuckn rime but its ight man just remember that **** dis that line and your ass is hit

Baby I Have ambition like ammunition
its a combat mission when i come back don't act like you wont kiss um
hey lucifer contact mission control u seem to be missin a soul
yellow bellied like dog piss in the snow sits n then rolls
lickin his balls , ur girl wan't new dick in her skull
cause ur dick dont fit in her hole theres no friction at all
gotta be hittin that raw , splittin that jaw
rippin that bra , gettin that aw awhh awhhh awwwwweee
i aint going to be rude but **** it
i mean butt **** it
i mean what the **** its a finger puppet
she ain't a **** an chuck it
shes a aaaa ******* suck it
down for the buck ****
touch it rough **** she cant get enough dick
got no more holes to stuff it
add another to puff its for the finger puppet
when she lies ur dick grows 3 inches
pull out before shes finished
skeeze n piss
some feces in this
mix up a couple alien species in this
whiten those teeth like a dentist
just might attempt this
microphones my apprentice
might go clone the six senses hybrid some sick sentences
mutant or alien either way
going to help this planet ,
baby u done with my hand yet
damn yup my hands wet '
smell like damn that was a good **** an sweat
ya'll need to quit masterbateing an get some pussy
an some of you ladies need a handsome man 2 cum babies
an some of you need someone who can make u cum daily
bout eighty
maybe baby
only time you could take me is to a sadie
hawkings dance
im more likely to stephen hawk things
can't believe im talking
without my teeth unlocking
more likely to thieve n hawk things
ur concious , gotta bob n weave we boxing
u want beef heres some ox dink
u wanna know what ox think cow
holy **** u gonna have an apiphany now ?
ur girl hold my dick like truth syrum sippin me down
on her lips theres cum an you hear um lippin he found
he found the magic spot
whats this ur first time said the twat to the hand
an he was like look my testicular glands are swollen
testosterone an an awesome bone if this dick aint going to go in
that pussy **** ima get that colon
get that phone n call ya girlfriends , poland
asian russian roman
**** with umm like a poem
till u know um an they become a bit of your soul then
then you can hold a pen
like it's not ready to write , but ready to bring a page to life
singing bringing a stage to cyph
carrying a blade of light
through the night
cause if he leave um in darkness
he'd have 2 restart this
an a man is made of minutes the picture is made by the artist
that picture
can make an artist richer
ppl start ta bicker
sparks a flicker
off the wall the charts the rictor
go from being stuck in jail ,to stuck on a sticker
from stuck on bail , to give a **** its on nigga
aint a puppet to dance an sing a song nigga
so if you dont give a **** It sing along ninja

a man is made of minutes infinite possibilities

a rhyming feen
time machine
kind ta dream*

man is made of minutes infinite possibilities
Ancient creatures just gotta remember ur lost abilities
no hostel killing spree
its possible a real emcee
who won't make you feel empty or envy or down about your penny
can he make you rich, happy solve all your worries
why yes hurry
buy one boost of confidence an receive no insecurities
n for it ? Free
no defects scams or impurities
it is surely guarunteed to work
Thank you this is Your Local Service Provider **** You

When I get threw with you
Yo dick gone be broke
cuz wen i suck i dont choke
and ill stroke n ill stroke
we'll rock that bed
cuz u hav a swelled head
because guess what I said?
i said for u
and me
all night baby
i like it kinky
lets go try new things
cuz wen we do ill sing
ill cry n ill moan
ill sho u who owns
o baby please cum
next day our bones
theyll ache n theyll hurt
well be so tired
that soon ill be hired
for you thats all
your own dirty girl
cuz guess what baby?
ill rock yo world

Intro:
Guess who's back (back, back)
back again (gin, gin)
Mic is back (back, back)
tell a friend (friend, friend)
Mic is back, Mic is back, Mic is back, Mic is back, Mic is back
Duh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh
Duh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh

verse:
yall created a monster
you never see Mic's verses no more, you're too basic, flooded with Professor
so if you want the Mic, this is what i'll give ya
seven inches of biblical dick to stick in ya
so i gotta step it up and reiterate
to you illiterate motherfuckers my rhymes will incinerate
and fester through your skin till it all starts to pull away
and boil through the bones as your body disintegrates!
what other metaphor should i score to assure
the rest of the board i'm what these rhymes are better for?
not sure how much more flames i can make hell afford
but my production could make Satan rest well assured
that his minions roam alone with their opinions
of the the flow that runs the show in their dominions
that's stag with a swagger so cockishly
that it could be the one and only excellency

Chorus
now this looks like a job for me
so everybody, jus follow me
and get introduced to the excellency
A2K motherfuckers come and stop me
cause it feels so borin without me

Yo im BACK!

as for you darkness calls as i put the 9 to your head say your last words bitch before you end up dead i ease back the hamer squeez the triger end your life in one fluid motion and dumb your body in the ocean and this right here isnt all i got split your knee caps with a hatchet brake your hands with a rachet cut you open form sholders to waist pull your guts out and shuvm in your face then i take that knife and end your whole race

you spit this **** maken you sound like a bitch talkn to much bout eminem kid are you in love with him if he heard that **** he'd bust that pretty boy chin ill out rap you both so stop talkn and the other kids right you tryn say the same **** that he says come around here and say it ill pop you in the head mother ****** spit back at me and you might wind up dead peace be

What's shaken name ty but hear a lil sumthn
Fly be my definition call it a repition
**** it im jell fishin
Wait I don't need my spine cus im the nigga sendn the expedition
Bt When its war time
that cutless aint gon work
cus I ggot **** that sspary far and ull mix yah body parts wit the dirt
bt a dirty fed hooked me up wit lamas choppers an body amor so get crazy an get riped like stye ra frome
Hella gang members at yah door wit **** that make noise like a moter home........

I'm sleepin' under concious i'm sidin' behind useless
my speeches being quoted cause of wisdom i'm confuscious
i'm finishin' this music i use the hate to motivate
i fertalize i cultivate to make the substance full of taste
i'm spicin' up the currency faces across my benjamins
ragin usin' my vengeance and hatin' because my engine is
ready to overpower it's oilin like i'm Edmonton
dodgin another question dividin' till its ten again
spiritually i'm alchemy doubtin' me still befriend 'em
swingin across the time like i'm resemblin' pendulums
facin' it to an enemy lovin until hatin' it
hardly i'm accustomed to worshipers and the satanist
psychology reversin its provin' that i intended it
the universe is jealous cause i can be proven infinite
cause they treasure chestin it never seeing the best of it
i invented the system to overpower the deficits

<4 minutes

Every other week, im thinkin' bout gettin' a new cellphone
maybe update my chain, get some cool new neck stones

maybe my head swole because of my new bread roll
fillin' my gas tank, grippin' my lacs grain, i may never let go

thinkin of buyin so much green, i may need to buy mexico
harvest all the weed, then sell the hoe for better smoke

let me load it up, ship it to my warehouse
when i arrive to smoke it out, it might melt down

tear down the place, then build it back with class
stick some rims so BIG on my cadillac

that i might have to keep a letter packed
thinkin' bout bathin' in major stacks of cash

thinkin bout buyin a diamond the size of Alcatraz
matter fact, i been thinkin bout buyin a spaceship

won't let me get high here, i'll fly to space,****
the way i do it, they gotta hate it

if they didn't, i'd do it bigger and make em...
Whoooo **** i'm tired and gotta go, ya dig

Yall rappers hide when i'm in i get it........
Oh well i'm out, i'll be back in a year or two

What to do, what to do?
im gonna go all flinstone mode
yabbadabbadoo
cuz im rockin the stone age
cuz while your still at the anal stage
im rockin it onstage
and your gettin paid minimum wage
and havent even hit genital stage
cuz imma lock u in that iron cage
and hit u with balls in the batting cage
and when i take the stage
ur gonna go up in rage
cuz imma whoop ur ass down
and while u wear that frown
imma take you downtown
with a mass take down
but im wearing my wedding gown
cuz i aint sweet
and yes imma girl
i only got white meat
and yes, im the woman of the street
imma make you sit on the hot seat
just to let you know
its an instrument of execution
and did i mention electrocution
maybe u need to bet put in a metal institution
but i kinda like a counterrevolution
becuz u fix the world from a previous revolution
and i like to find the resolution
and maybe use a lil bloodless revolution
but aaannyywwaayyss.......
u really need to quit ur house of prostitution!!

haha, love ya!! <3<3<3

I lied bout leavin'

Yo these are lyrics of a freestyle i dropped over Snoops 'DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT' Instrumental at our local radio....My homie on the backings

(homie talkin')
yo enough with abusin, hit em with somethin fresh homie

(me talkin)
Yo since it's friday man, i'd like to dedicate this to the alcoholics all over the world

(*laughter in the studio*)

(beat starts)

Yo i don't speak ol' english but i like to pound one
in booze im drowin, too many for countin *uh*

come from work and im feelin nerved
ayo fo real i've earned a F-uckin steel reserve *yeah*

hard fuckin labor, another low wager
leaves me to crave for that crisp flavor *uh*

F my liver man, i rather would catch a buzz
and when i cruise the whip, i have to look after fuzz *uh huh*

buzzed when the FREE runs, F what you think son *uh*
i might not have a 'six pack', but i will drink one *haha*

alone or in groups, take alot to the head fool
and when i need some energy it's vodka and redbull *com'on*

at drinkin im hardcore, next i'm throwin up
and i would hit bars up, but im broke as f-uck *what else!*

so toast it up, and keep writin your raps
i get inspired through screwdrivers with the ice in the glass *yeah!*

(talkin')
the beef bullshits bout to end
mixtapes comin'...tell a friend
'Food For Ear'

Hmmmm......I don't think Eminem would take kindly to bitin'
You really oughta be careful whose lines you're writin'
Stealin' will get you nowhere
Prison is the last place you wanna end up .... so don't go there
We all try hard to be the best
But we're never gonna be MC's unless
We take responsibility lyrically for our own actions
You don't have to borrow rhymes from rappers - just don't bag them
Unless you wanna get toe-tagged, son
You want problems, then go ask them!
Crime is illegal, it's a known fact, son
Stay away from that and the judge won't blast ya
Clean out your closet full of dirty clothes
And shake that basket 'cause it's fuckin' smelly, yo
What the dilly yo? Don't be silly, bro
Don't be like P Diddy in the videos
Jumpin' and prancin' around like a prat
Humpin' and dancin' around like a twat
Take it from me, if not for your own sake
Hold your own weight, don't be a phony, okay?

Dawg accuse me of bitin'? Lol please...

There are many forums i spit on, sometimes i jus don't bother typing i jus paste the lyrics to each and every blog i'm on...I don't remember myself a single day bitin' please

Accusin me of bitin', please step back
you wouldn't be dope if you were a vial of crack

listen i rip psalms...
you wouldn't be -Livin Large- as an Extra on Sitcoms

i really hate to do this, but it seems like your makin me
Illustraight works at Pizza Hut but you kneed dough like a bakery

i'll tap your bitch like morse code
this boy's OLD!

lyrically you got no direction, in rap you a sloppy lame
spreadin crap 'all over the fuckin map' like a coffee stain

ILL i'll make you feel scared
plus, i stay rollin on em'....no wheel-chair

no Alize, but i'll leave this faggot faded
i'll beat this dick so hard, you'll think i masturbated

it's a rap battle site anyways

Uh oh
Do I get the feeling I’ve touched mic-holder’s nerve?

{*to the tune of Sweet Alabama*}

I live at home in a terrace
With three big bedrooms in my house
Mic-holder’s taken too much steroids
Got my big fat genitals in his mouth
Bust it
Check it out

My name is Ill, fightin’ with this bro mic-y
He dissed me ‘cause he don’t like me
Why’d you do that? What’s the reason?
Shootin’ at me like it’s duck season
I’m not a duck, I’m a human
You rebuked me, now I am fumin’
I was only tryin’ to give you advice
Stop actin’ like a bitch, alright?
What’s the matter? Your trouser zip too tight?
Did somebody come in your house and bend your wife?
Come on, homie, I’m your best buddy
Why the **** would you take a piss on me?
Or take a **** on me? Gee whiz, homey!
There’s no need for that, little crony
You’re butt-ugly, plus I’ve kicked you where it hurts
The **** is so absurd, I’ve just hit you with my worst!

Now hit me with yours. I’ll be waiting.

You'd swear i laced my weed with viagra they way i smoke hard
i don't feel that last punch, like you come to this battle with no arms

you barely a beast kid, but me, i'm an Elitist
plus you don't stand a chance....Paralegic

Yo i'll fuckin eat you like sea food
then fuckin burn you like HEBREWS

Yo think this dude writes proper
i carry the beam like luke skywalker

fuckin wack man!
You blow sax like a jazz band

you eat more nuts than elephants
you're irrelevant

Yes I'm A Girl, now make me proud,
I'll rap **** all day because I'm allowed,
you're probably looking for a nice ass or double dee's,
I'll tell you what, you ain't looking for me,
you might think I'm 17, 18, 19, or 20
but guess what, i'm 13 and this ain't funny,
to be so small and yet know so much
to be so nice with a devil's touch,
I want to be famous, sing beside Eminem,
But i don't think I'll ever make it,
I suck to bad for them.
All i need is a way to get up there
sing like an angel but it's not fair,
everyone says it'll take more than dedication,
even more than confidence and inspiration,
what i need is a strong connection,
i need to have sources then comes big progression,
but i know **** you all
because i'm too young,
who said 13 year olds can rap,
well guess what, i'm done.