Neverending Rap Battle

whod of thought of this, rap icons thinking there contorsionists playing games with minds importing voices we cant ignore for **** high finances and morgages is what their souls are brought for with supporting satans voice by spreading sources that are thoughts commit yh we thought they spitting lyrics to support a cause we had an option to pause really weve been taught to let are brains import what they for but my lyrics will retaliate with even more, till im sick to the core or until they all gathered at my porch with their pitchforks for war or whatever the ****.... they wanna bring to my door im ripping them with sadistic lyrics sick and twisted they killing them all im spilling with rules , ripping all superstecions as i invison their mission im becoming more sick with ambition illing and flipping at these ******* distraught plagerists hipnotising the children im hating this debating whether satan was the cause of this ordil that was visioned haunting kids in orphanages that cant see the clear forced image of pyrimids on dollar bills, thats a sign we should take caution with usa and the uk fighting a lost war in poor incorp villages dog tags around the collar of fighting soldiers whove been taught to switch and shoot down any terrosist whether muslim or rapper supporting this illuminati kamikaze dont take this **** light hearted its the end of the world already but the cause has barely started.

got some sick bars on this thread

a u need some new comebacks cuz im comin to war
wit machettes n swords u comin wit tacts n whores
i store all knowledge in my head fagget quit rappin now cuz
u gon make it no where cept next to pac n i b up in the sky
lil pussy get punched in yo mouth get left in the ocean
bloated anialated n dialated shoulda listen to wat i stated
im homophobic lone wolf light it n smoke it dun, go get
on ur period cuz u havin hunger problems u gwttin sloppy
like a goblin **** ur mom n comeback when i win

Erm, okay – I thought of a comeback ……

I’m comin’ back to your bummy rap
Watch me murder you quickly in response to that
I’m comin’ back with a retarded rap
You never heard a retard hit back this hard in rap
In your head, you’re thinkin’, “I wish I’d never fucked with that!”
You’ve lost your footin’, but you’ve still got both your arms attached
Fuckin’ with me, my sweet, you’ve got your wires crossed
Prepare to be crushed by this prehistoric dinosaur
And watch this giant soar
Standin’ above you with big teeth and a giant jaw
The gloves are off, you’re about to get knuckled so hard
That you’ll fall backwards with your face glancin’ at the floor
Now look how much trouble you’ve caused
You never had the balls to come off against a straight narcissist this raw
A white chick with a swagger, this white bitch is a nagger
Who likes dicks with a passion - well, my dick is in fashion
Soon as I rammed it inside her, the white slut was embarrassed
She gave me hard fellatio right in front of her parents
You’re gonna punch me, huh? This white **** is on steroids
You’re fuckin’ my mom? You must be a lez, boy!
… Or girl
Whatever, man

Alright Lil **** artists stop all this crap
Imma say this to all of you, I'll tell you how to rap
Coming up with simple toddler rhymes
Stupid ******* teenagers you better make yo climb
Im the new Eminem, Bitches Im divine
You c that? I fucked all you up with a few lines!
But Im not done, do u think Im dumb?
I aint no 4 yr old sitting down sucking his thumb
If u think thats the case go blow ur mum!
Dont reply coz Im not in the mood
Plus I dont have a napkin and when u rhyme, u spit ur food!
Ur an ape, ur mums a baboon, dont eat with ur hands u pig, use a spoon!

To all you fake rappers that think you're hardcore,
walking around like you're ballin' when you look like Pauly Shore.
I may not have much rhyme but I got a mean flow,
When you were playin' Pokemon I was in the club sniffin' blow.
The rap scene ain't what it used to be with gangstas, crips n' bloods,
Now it's filled with pussy faggots that I'll leave face down in the mud.
The haters gon' hate and the **** talkers gonna talk ****,
but they won't talk for long when they see me rollin' with my click.

(Just for future reference, I'm white lol. Was just bored and came up with this, but I love rap / hip hop)

Lyriical Spiiter is a despicable wigger
If my lyrics don't get ya, then my rhythm will hit ya
You gettin' my picture? You're just a quitter at heart
Because you think you spit, but you wanted to quit from the start
Don't nobody take you seriously, you're just a big joke
Who smoked too much of the dope, now you're reluctant to go
Back to your rundown neighbourhood smothered with oafs
And crack smoking motherfuckers who keep touchin' their nose
The new Eminem, huh? Man, your gusto's a fluke
You got the type of Bieber flow that only Justin would do
It's alright, knockin' on wood, touchin' the booth
Of course you're not in the mood, you just got punched in the tooth
Oh, and as far as apes go, I got an ape flow
While you drop and lay low, I got your jim-jams and all your plain clothes
You got money in your wallet I take, yo
And wave my hands like a Turk donnin' a Keiko
I got too much time on my Seiko
Plus the clocks go back one day from today, whoa!
Which means I get another hour of sleep
You've been scorched with my powerful heat on an imaginary beat
I'm lookin' at an adversary
Who hates everyone's guts with a passion that's deep
A pirate swashbucklin' 'til the day that he's old
I might as well bury him and walk away with his gold
And that's crazy, I know - insane with the flow
I don't need a bathroom tap to wash my face with no more
And the moral of this story - never trust these hoes
Damn, I think this guy's already rusty, yo

im verbally murdering g's with obsurd words and verbs
hurting the worst of the worst with verses of curses
barely rehearsed
you heard it from me a disturbed teen
blurting curse worse on your screen
sending you headfirst into the dirt
till i imerge as a big blur and your tv bursts
to your feet
thats what superb herbs will do to ya nerves
your feel glued to your shirt,

when it comes to a battle charlieforce,
your just a starter and not the main course
and Your words ain’t the only thing absurd,
you think you talking ****, but the only thing people heard,
was you stumbling over each and every word,
You act like you think your spits hurt,
But I ain’t heard nothing worse,
Yeh it’s obvious you never rehearse,
But you best start before you ending up in a hearse,

Ever since your daddy left home,
You ain’t had no one you call ya own,
You been stuck with father issues,
Since you realise he never missed you,
Now I ain’t saying this just to diss you,
But your momma’s the only girl who ever kissed you,
But that’s not where the problem stops, it’s where it begins,
You started scavenging food out of refuse bins,
it's clear you have a problem,
your sex life is straight out of sodom

and now,
You split your life, between blowing guys at bus stops,
And getting stopped for being a brass by cops,
Getting dicks in your ass like the tails of a peacock,
You know you should stop,
But you just ******* love cock,

Now you see I’m the new Rakim of rap,
Cause Imma rocking this map,
From north to south, east to west,
From word of mouth I’m the one and only best
You can keep trying, but at least make it a test,
You **** with me, best bring your bulletproof vest,
Cos I’m winding you up, but I’m knocking you down,
You only finding it tough, cos I’m actually trying now,
You best be leaving before I be running you outta town,

Now that’s it, I’m done,
Shot you down with this freestyle faster than any gun,
Although I’m not pretending a gun wouldn’t be fun,
But only with the rap, hit you for a home run.

Elevate ya stature, and flip the switch,
I'm the illest motha fucka in this ****,
Stop battelin cuz this as good as it gets,
Here it is, now allow me to end it.

Believe whatcha read cuz whatcha readin is me,
Open up this book and its words I bleed,
What I got gonna bring me to the tip top, the tickets was free,
Before you know I'll be the next hip hop OG,
Beamer, Benz, or Bentley? I'll have all three,
Here I go, rising to the top with ease.

Hello world, I'm takin ova,
Breathe in bleed out, words of a solja,
Killin everybody and I don't even know ya,
You all is wack with no rhymes to come back,
Your lyrics stink, here's a tic tac,
Not one of you can seriously rap,
Seriously, your rap game is lucid,
Everything that comes out sounds so damn stupid,
Lines missing pieces, as you spit and you struggle,
Allow me to finish, I've completed this puzzle.

With my every breath comes death, I'm evil,
Takin shots with hollow tips straight to your ego,
Ya'll can try, I'm elite tho,
The devil is back, and still hot yo,
I'd love to stay and chitchat, but I gotta go,
Breathe in bleed out, that's my motto.

watch out, stop what you say, murder cb7,
no doubt, imma rap, into lyrical heaven,
I run my lyrics together, whatever weather,
But you rhyme with an insane mind,
Your words twist and wind,
Until you’re meaning is too hard to find,
It seems like you just screaming, out of your mind,
Shouting out random ****,
While my words actually have a meaning and wit,
Imma beat you way down,
Time ta seat you on the ground,
Imma knock you out with this overblown hit,
you ain’t got a cock just an overgrown clit

Now you been annihilated,
You so scared your pupil’s gone and got dilated,
Eyes widening,
Know I’m frightening,
but you just bricking,
i thought you would at least be committing,
Before you, never saw a dick be such a pussy,
You threatening that you might kill me,
Am I supposed to be scared?
By someone clearly so ******* impaired,
He can barely type on the right keys, just ends up writing crap,
If I ate alphabetti spaghetti, I’d **** out a better rap,
You spew out more **** than a broken exhaust,
And yet you still acting like you think I lost?

Seriously... Okay I'll be truthful
You ain't fit for this game
I'm assuming its fame you want seeing as you had to spit mini-me
Regardless to say your a lyrical disgrace
Thats a given, but I'm here wondering what class could there be in stealing
Saying a fat boy love cakes cakes
slash a dollar and you got 50 cent up in your face
Trying to win a battle up in this state
You might as well call it quits and go tango with a bunch of 5th graders
Cause I seen more wins in bingo then up in this place
When it comes to your intelligence
you best up just guessing a number
Cause stealing from a famous MC known nationally is the stupidest mistake.

MaySays, Mommy says its time for you to go to bed,
Your Farther's upstairs, waiting to give you some good head,
Okay then be truthful, but I'm not sure you're telling the truth,
About uncle Sammy and his gynocology lessons in your youth,
You reposted his bars and now your a copyright in the court docks,
Maysays **** and gets caught running around with Odd Socks,
The doctors won't let me in the padded room to see you,
But I'm glad you got out to play some bingo, and talk about what your asshole's been through,
There's still time if you join me on the boat to Shutter Island,
Wake up from this ****, or be insinerated off the shore in some highlands.

I’m a vigilante, an undercover soldier on a mission
Walkin’ through the concrete jungle, holdin’ on my pistol
Don’t mess with this soldier ‘cause this soldier’s got some issues
You don’t wanna end up sobbin’ or blowin’ on some tissues
This is the sort of **** your grown folks should get into
Let me tell you about the obstacles I’ve been through
I’ve jumped over hurdles, I’ve swam underwater
I’ve fallen off cliffs and I’ve ran with the horses
I’ve crawled through tunnels, I’ve passed assault courses
Fought like a tiger and kicked ass like a taurus
But this ain’t some bull in a china shop ****
I control the whole board just like a Microsoft chip
I fire shots quick like a violent arsonist
I’ve climbed these hard steps just to meet my highest target
My entire arts list of tracks is just a flyin’ start
of a lifespan of writin’ songs and I enjoy it

nigga, you ugly looking bunny toothed bitch,
suck my dick, or just get ripped by an ugly witch,
spit it till you get it rehearsed,
or just spin it as it gets reversed,
clack, clack, hear the sound of that pop,
it's the sound of my gun clock,
are you having fun on that cock?
uh uh, we know you gay,
don't just spit it this way,
we don't want infection from homos,
we want a new world order by killing fagets like T. Romo

i aint no barbie
i dont give a **** wut u got ta say
i do it my own way
listen dont u see
i am mee
n if u dont like it i dont care
i aint no care bear
jus get me a beer
n lemme alone i rock it single
i hear ur collar jingle
cuz i kno ur a lil bitch
i may be a witch
but atleast i got class
yous just an ass with no class
i am whitechickswagg
i have the rite to brag
cuz the whitechicks on a roll
go get ya lil food bowl
i mite spare ya some scraps
if i decide to give a crap
but i dont so im out
just dont pout!!

{whitechickswagg}

this aint pointed at noone jus messin round!!!!

hey, yo, im new at this ****
i think ill try it, just a lil bit
i aint no damn barbie
and if you dont kno
ill sho u, fo sho
i dont like to play games
im strait up with my peeps
now before i exclaim
and throw u into that flame
just give yo name
so i kno wat to tell ur family
please!
if u dont know me
then to bad for you
ur just a bitch
who cant get no damn dick
damn, im slick!
now im pretty quick,
so imma end this ****
Now please
dont throw a fit

Love Ya!
-SugarNSpice-

(Aint Aimn at no one, just havn fun!)

watch this ima beat yo rap
with a bat
ina hat
on a cat
while i sat
on a cap
while i rap lol luv ya -SugarNSpice-!!!!!

love this! totally awesome!

ill take you on i can handle your gash ill take this match and light a fire under your ass i dont gotta sneak up or creep up ill get right in your face this aint no sucker punch and for you to say i aint no eminem creep up behind me ill bust you in the chin im doin this **** again im fuckn lagit and i just got out the pen ill shank your ass and not think twice bout doin the **** again og boy haven some fun and that dont mean gangsta thats the town from hit me up boy ill kick your ass again like i said og and we always win