Neverending Rap Battle

@gavin raps
Man, rhyming words isn't everything in a battle,
you sound like a redneck.. go heard some more cattle.
you come round here acting like your better than everyone else?
dog, you suck. Why dont you take your own ass back to hell?
Don't wonna upset you man, but you gotta know,
your bars are worse than Justin Bieber freestyling on Tim Westwood's show.
Haven't heard it? Look it up,
maybe you'll realise just how bad you suck.
Anyway dog, gonna make this short and sweet..
Your mama's uglier than Megan Fox's feet

rhymin aint everything you should know
although you lack swag, style and flow
ima fly and glow, your a fly who blows
I dont know, what is worse talking to you or Beiber
id rather stick my head in an f'ing meat cleaver
you vs me, ima defeat this bitch
whats wrong with you talkin about feet and ****
like raw eggs you spoil quick
and take more **** than a g-d damn toilet

You got me all wrong, my swag juice is over flowing.
Can you really spit man, cos it sure aint showing..
Shall I stop, nah I think i'll keep going.
Maybe you are Bieber, or do you just wanna be like him?
He's your idol dog, well mine is Eminem.
"There ain't no such thing as half way crooks"
Kid, get back to your high school books

Yea ill get back to my books cuz i read
ill smoke ya like fine herb spit out the seeds
your prob broke no currensy, you vermin see
and youll lose like australia to germany
the way you spit leave no clout
im what raps about, make it wet no drought
so dank theres saturation
make you horny like masturbation
thats how u feel bout beiber, infatuation

You talk like every other rapper, sex and drugs.
I'm gonna leave you cryin', running to mummy for some hugs.
Man, atleast my words got meaning,
I'm not gonna talk about the time I filled your mom with semen.
Why would you try and bring football into rap man?
Australia & Germany, everybody knew what would happen.
You're a kid, so I'll talk about something you know.
Man, your a magicarp, I'm a f'in gyarados

**** wer did all these newcomers come from, fresh meat to tear up on!

Don’t judge me - it’s not my fault you don’t like me
If you don’t like what I say, bitch, you can bite me
You don’t like the way I talk, you can come fight me
Me rolling over, dog? No, not likely!
If you got a problem with me
Don’t even start off with me
‘Cause I personally guarantee
You won’t like what you see
So just back up off me
If you don’t want a big bleed
To come rolling down your sleeves
Right across your white T’s
And it’s just easy to see
If you start beefin’ with me
You have my promise that something is gonna happen to you
When we start clappin’ at you
Tough boy with big attitude
We’re droppin’ **** on you fuckers from such a great altitude
Like Spitfires when they bomb
When they fought the World War
The troops come knock on your door
Riddle you to the floor
You’ll be layin’ cryin’ for help
While your health
Simmers down and drops to an all-time low as well
And your eyes go rollin’ back like you’re convulsing, crazy ****
Feel your bones breakin’ like epileptics when they fit
Have a seizure, break your neck
Have you dudes shakin’ ****
This is just the kind of fuckin’ game respect we aim to get
Give it to ‘em straight, no chase
Like Martini when it’s shake
Not stirred, Bond wouldn’t have it any other way
Illustraight being straight with you
I’m not playin’ any game with you
Matter of fact, let’s play a round of poker, play a game or two
And I can guarantee you I will win the chips on every round
See your every bet put down
Steal your every penny now
‘Cause I came to get these chips
I’m not talkin’ fish and chips
That these pricks get at every fuckin’ vendor across the precinct
I never was aggressive ‘til now, never got **** as a child
I don’t wanna have to go back to witnessin’ bitches get wild
Every time I twiddle my fingers
Flap my thumbs, talk to myself, let the fingers linger at every bitch
Who always looks for an excuse to victimise me
Put me on a spot where I have to idolize these
Sadistic kids who claim they’re nice, just ‘cause they got wifeys
Cuddlin’ them and fuckin’ with them
Sit ‘em down on the chair and start suckin’ on them
While I’m watchin’ them and get angry
It makes me so mad to see
How I get judged and they’re slap-happy
Get treated like grand-pappies
Godfathers, pimps and mack-daddies
Gettin’ their worth
While the others get off like jerks
All the while I have my character severed, it hurts
It seemed that my personality never came first
No matter whatever happened, I always get it the worst
And all these federal cases and family politics
I get caught up in the crossfires and the side of things
When my Mum is insane, lookin’ for someone to blame
It’ll always be me, me and me, no fuckin’ way
Why can’t it be someone else?
They tell me talkin’ to someone helps
To get it off my chest, to get out of this hell
That I seem to be embroiled in one way or another ‘cause of my autism
I get insults thrown at me but I’m blockin’ them
And ain’t no stoppin’ them
But if I have to put up with another one, I’ma end up all in a whim
There seems to be no end
Why can’t they just be my friend?
Help me out this ************, help me put an end
To all the judgements and nonsense
I can have a clear conscience
So I can have a sense of euphoria

Illustraight, formerly FreeAgent
What do you think about that, dude?
Hey - seems that I got to change my username after all

rip me then bro. try

when i rap i take bites not nibbles
so ill leave u like a dog, wit bits and kibbles
your lifes a fight for self approval, worried ill leave a frown
your all bark no bite, a dog ill put down
i spit rounds verbally no need to spray
im the light at the end of the tunnel and ill refuse u a ray
i verbalize mulitsyllable exuberating my confidence
you rhyme drugs with hugs, no wonder you lack compliments
im the man around here so i can flip this bit
rip this ****
hit this spliff
prick this bitch
so run away little rabbit, tricks are for kids


whose next...

Honestly, I don’t give a **** about repeating lines
As long as the people log out of here tonight repeating mine
And guess what? Nobody will be repeating yours
‘Cause that verse was fucked " what the hell would they repeat it for?!

iron solomon... come on dawg

ok, this should be fun!

your not a rapper nor a player, your a rhymers prick hater
a rabbit with no teeth, a sweet gummy bear demonstrater
im the games rap surveyor, flows soo deep like a crater
i see those other wack rappers, ill have to deal with them later
they just piling up ****, im ******* covered in layers
im the creator dictator of this rap game thats greater than technology, like phones with translaters or this world full of haters, i guess i am the inflator
the waitor instater emcee slayer say a prayor bigger than the mayor, spit fire sprayer teeth decayer conveyer im turning mad eve-ry dayer im exploding on this earth for every yard every acre, its contageous outrageous how this system can play us, from a talent on stages too a sell out with fat pay checks but im keeping it real until my soul will just lay rest, so im ending this **** without a book, just a spray yes..

that was just some real wack **** lol should be good enough for you thou, come back stronger man

good ****!

your say your flows deep like a crater well mines straight fine
gets better over time, ages like fine wine
im you times nine, forever divine
raps so brutal itll break your spine
full of energy a batter in the cage
im the master you a slave
a disaster to repay
hit you faster than you can say, help
verbally i can shatter your bones
enormous boulder against a tiny stone
lead to seperation mass evacuation, anhilation to this nation no idea what your facin
make your shot astray, stop and say, hit from a block away, a combo of pac and dre
straight shot, hit you like a deadeye
conquored the FORCE, call me JEDI

I'm the biggest player this world has ever seen,
just wait a few more years, you be watching me on your television screen,
Still sitting at your moms house, wishing you was me.
But your not, as we can clearly see..
I aint like other rappers, I stick to the point,
I don't believe it sounds cool to just stick a metaphor in,
man, if I wanted to describe ****,
I wouldn't be a rapper, i'd be a ******* poet.
You're covered in layers? dog, so are we all,
It's called skin, did you not learn anything at school?
Every night you listen to your mom screaming my name.
You think you the boss of this game?
mate, I know 12 year olds that could put your ass to shame.

what it do able 2 know crowd? , plz let me introduce my self
Da name is J*sizzles, on here, to get a shot at the belt
I spit cancerous ryhmes thats just bad for your health,
my flows mandingo , yall'z obviosly just milf
So be ready, eat yo veggies and dont waste yo milk
The freight train is coming stronger den ever! 100 timesFord Built
yall like water spilt, im meant water break
leaving emcees like mothers in labor with back pain's wit dey pussy Ache
think ya got it? I'll take
think ya cold? get baked
all ur flows? will get raped
fight me? you'll just break!,,, but no worries its all fun and games!
Da nvr ending rap battle discussion will now burst-into- flames!
Im getting hotter and hotter,
like U.S.A. soccer,
So protect yo goals and guard ya shins,
hahahah J'sizzle still shoot thru ya and will just bless ya chins,
let me stop now, before I cock bak and start to aim>
I'll Merc- em when my mind's froze even if yall was in a 1million mile range


SHup Yallz, ya know something minuute and minor..

Saying "whose next" like you're something fantastic,
Your lyrics are fake, shaped, like thermoplastic.
I'm a dog you'll put down? Wrong again, I'm a bunny.
I'm different to the rest, I'm not in the business for the money.
If you was the light at the end of tunnel, I hope it goes for eternity.
Refusing me a ray, yeah, you certainly aint burning me.
Man, you cant hit this spliff, prick this bitch, stop talking ****,
Nobody wants to hear the garbage you emit..
Why don't you think before you spray it?

i overcome hardships, an athlete whose asmatic
im sporatic combined with fantastic, a flow fully bombastic
talking bout garbage, which you know well, 'do u want paper or plastic'
takin hits makin flips bakin chips your as bright as a solar eclipse
you claim to be dark man but chill in a white van as fake as spray tan and boobs of Pam An (anderson)
ima dog thatll eat ya up thenll regurgitate you just to prove you suck
listen here Lil Rabbit im not gonna have it, slice off ya head like cabbage
ya cant handle the HEAT like the MAVERICKS, ya cant fare it
got the Sign be 'AWARE of it', your arrogant and i cant bear it
so go back in a hole you ferret and chew on ya 2 inch carrot.

BTW, i like your last verse its the best ive seen from you.. keep it up

only 15 years old, and yet my storys untold
yh its too thin for your skull, even thou the writings in BOLD
soo im just letting you kno, that im running this rap show
and now opras in the cold, and her phone calls are on hold
pussing splitting lyric hitting im on a mission to grow
why dont you listen the script is written i am the next for the throne
pussy licking, weave squishing so just sign the petition
that there aint enough space for two to be fishing in this boat
when your slipping im ripping your superstecion thats missing the fact im putting food in the kitchen, my tonail clippings are flipping because the force of you tripping is like a dick when its stiffing because a fit bitch is stripping and licking something to explicit to mention
shes a ********** with perky lips to be kissing ,
my dick when it comes out to PLAY, SHAKESPEARE would be wishing,
and now her chin is just dripping of a liquid worth sipping
so im ending this **** with a smile from spitting
like what she was doing when she had finished her drinking!

PLEASE READ THIS !!!I THINK IT WAS PROBABLY MY BEST RAP IN TERMS OF RHYME STRUCTURE AND A COUPLE OF METHAPHORS!


URL: http://able2know.org/reply/topic-33349

I'm new so here goes.

Wo wo wo rewind what you be sayin is like the stuff that comes from my behind, man what you be sayin is whack did you smoke a bag of crack, and why the are you swearing all the time, is it just to ryhme cause it fells sublime dropping a beat like it's a crime, cause boy if you think it's makes ya sound cool let me tell ya right now that your a fool. I should rip you apart with my hands but I'll do it lyrics each one hittin ya like one of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
I'm like Mr T so you disagree with me, I'll knock ya head and you may up dead or wake up in da morin with a horse's head in ya bed. Yeah my this here rap is magic like my man Dumbledoor and like whore you'll be gaggin for more and you know what I'm here for. I'm here to win this rap battle war.
(So what do ya think?)