Neverending Rap Battle

im too fastforward for this dude, like the rapture he'll get left behind
you couldn't catch up to me son even if I tried to rewind,
preparation is the key,
but your not prepared for me,
He who prepares to fail will be my victim you see..
my spits deadly like nun chucks used by Bruce Lee
possessed lions chew ya like gum while u asleep,
Dumbledoor's no Jesus so theres no bringing back the deceased,
your just a napkin I blow my nose with, While I wait for my eats,
Im just a hippie that stays hiiiiii, who promotes da peace,
they told me that its gon be all u can eat.
So I came with an empty stomach ready to feast..


All entertainment yo, good stuff though jig

Alright, that's just DUMB.

Anybody wanna help me put the nail in sklizzard’s coffin .... ?

Um, now I ain’t back just for the sake of sayin’ “I’m back!”
Always here like I never left – baby, I’m back
This little white kid spittin’ is like a baby on crack
Tryin’ to come at me with that coke ****, how lazy is that?
Sklizzard schmizzard
Think you’re a spittin’ wizard
Sippin’ sizzerp, finna cizzut you like snippin’ scissors
I know you’se a bitch ‘cause when I kick you in the dizzick, it hurts
Stop wailin’, bawlin’, whimperin’ like a prick, you jizzerk
He can’t get with me, droppin’ this **** menacingly
I may be spilt milk on the floor, but you ain’t messin’ with me
Illustraight will set you straight like you were bent in your knees
This is deliberate, I tell you intentionally
And you’re not mentionin’ me
‘Cos you know what the **** will happen if you mention me, I’ll put you in the mess with ease
And by mess I mean dirt, and by dirt I mean under the ground
Where nobody gets found
Get it? No “body” gets found?
You’re a snitch, I’m a gangster, watch me bust these fuckin’ rounds
In your face, I gotta spit somethin’ to this fuckin’ clown
I bust you with a rap, this ******’s sayin’ nothin’ now
Man, I need to stop swearin’, it’s fuckin’ gettin’ ugly now
Oops, I just swore again – stop it, man, enough of it
I got the top spot in this hip-hop and you ain’t touchin’ it
Rip sklizzard’s tail off, but he ain’t growin’ nothin’, ****
My verse is goin’ plat, and you’re a flop like granny’s floppy-flips
Or flip-flops or slippers or brass sandals
Can you – stop acting like a fag, asshole?
I'm the king of this damn castle
And you’re just a damn rascal, so get down from my goddamn platform
And who cares if I bite Iron Solomon?
At least I’m payin’ homage, I just want to get some props from him
Illustraight is straight in this game
And no way could these lames even phase me if they blazed me with a gauge or a laser

THX ^^ I'm a rapper in real life so ding!
But
Yo yo yo its the Jig rhymes thicker than teflon,
at my school i'm like zac efron,
and when I meet a shorty you know we're going backwards,
puling more tail than my man john edwards,

you think you can rhyme man your flow is amateur,
I'm a nerd I can smoke you with an amincantamintor
mess with me homeboy don't wanna risk it,
ill burn you like an over cooked bisccuit.

And now for you O.e
You're flow is faded and dated,
deflated and constipated if i had to rate it,
hate it translated you ate it,
hey kesmo you've been graded,
chewed up swallow and deficated.

Jigajig here have some skills,
If this would be the game then I would have over 5000 kills.
So try and fight with me, I'll run you over with a bus.
You'll get ran over again and again
cause right now I'm da man.

Aight, been out for a week now i'm back, check real quick

i had a dream that i was dreamin happily
when i woke i had the fuckin nation screamin at me
or beamin past me, i'm fallin off the show and tell
just a name on a facebook page cause i'm flowin hell
got all these peeps wavin like i'm going to jail
the boat and rail, i'm past both swimmin in scripts
but none ever tells you the beggining is sick
that women can twist, that the verse is spinnin in bricks
and so it really only matters if bringin in hits
i'm KING of the kids, the last true mc in this bitch
i got work in palm, and i'm feelin the itch
a twitch, ima squeeze the life outta this game
kurt blow his mind out his brain and though about the same
but its hard to die twice, i think i'd have my coffin the same
offin my brain, was the first thought for stoppin the pain
undeadlyricst, and my last options are lame
i love dyin, love fryin, but i'm not quite there yet
im above lyin, and done tryin cause i'm beastlier than bear sex
hotter than Jessica Alba with her pubic hair wet

open the doors, feet on the red mat,
crews like the destroyers, beat you with a titanium bat,
famous like coney Warriors, feed on you like a lion,
this flows cold but bold and i aint lyin,
fast like a china man with a javelyn,
you want a taste of the teen,
i will give you the whole platter,
it dont matter, im the baddest rapper you ever seen,
it says ten bars but i aint keepin count,
my flow skill shows with this amount,
now listen close as i grip my dick, and spit like this,
most people cant keep up with this ****,
so they grip the gloc, squeeze the trigga and wait for the pop,
now hes one poor nigga, and the raps still havent stopped.

you cant get grimmer than the reaper when hes reaping, he'l POKE YA FACE and LADY GAGA will be sleeping, the reaping had just started and i was already there weaping, the ceiling had COLLAPSED and EMINEM was there peeping, i was throwing obsticals and the reaper was just leaping, he grabbed my shoulder and suddenly my life had meaning, his options where to leave or i would have knock his teeth in, he showed me something that would release my feelings, a window displaying my future and why im still healing, a future more disturbing than a baby crying when its teething.........
to be continued tomorow..........

Your rhymes suck worse than John McCain's political campaign,
You keep making animal jokes, but your the bottom of the food chain.
You don't wanna misbehave, my words come faster than a tidal wave.
You're dirtier than the inside of a drain pipe, In fact, so dirty you've got a unique blood type.
So you're comparing me to Pamela Anderson's boobs?
Thats okay, but your the one sleeping with dudes.
Are you blind or just stupid? I'm not a ferret,
Don't be jealous of these good looks I was lucky enough to inherit.
Sorry my reply took so long, I was out shopping for a fast car,
Whilst you was sitting at your computer shopping for a man bra.
Your rhythms gone, so long, au revoir.


Thanks man, I can never seem to be able to think of any good metaphors when I'm battling..

Hmm interesting rap there

Yo it's Jig uh hu yeeaaah

Now listen you guys it's not all about the style and all about the bling, it about what you say and doing your own thing. When I spit out my lyrics on stage like I some king of sage I might share with you some of my wisdom I dishing it out like I'm Morgan Freeman.
You know I'm cooler than a winter blizzard this is lord of the rings your the hobbit I'm the wizzard you mess me I'm gonna turn you into a lizzard.
(Lolz :3)

SOMEONE BRING SOMEHTING MY WAY AND STOP BEING PUSSIES!

you aint a man because you roll with a gang of thugs
i bang out slugs, and tie the knot, on these bag of mugs
leave em shot, wrapped in cling, like a bag of drugs
copp there stuff, watch and bling, for a bag of nugs
u take the MICKEY, im too smart,so just call me BUGGZ
my dark heart, is so sticky, from smoking all those shrubs
my love conducts hugs. not the kind kind, the ones that get your lungs dug
but i just give them shock kisses, that'l teach em not to touch plugs
teach em not to touch stuff, or get roughed up, no time to touch gloves
ill just huff and ill puff up, leave you endz fucked up,
cuffed because my team bluffed, dont drop the soap bruv
a big crazy nigga, get it stuck up, shoved where your **** comes out of

I'm from a sheet, that was dipped in strict-nine
to stick with chemicals leavin you with a sick mind
don't sniff lines, lemme dissolve in ya mouth *haa*
an hour later you probably knock down the walls in your house
then fall on your couch, with a breath of anxiety
can you believe that they've labeled me a threat of society?
Explainin ya diaries, on how i bring noise
take you back to when i used to be a part of Pink Floyd
turn your supernatural light on...with Santana...
about 10 of me up in Jimmy Hendrix bandana
through the sweat, i would sees through his pores
i got ya thoughts travellin at high speed, mach four
yall breathin for more, faster than a usual breath
eatin your fingernails until there's no cuticle left
pharmaceutical death, see play a role in violence
wether you place me on your tongue or stick me up ya eyelids
son i burn ya iris, while i pump ya adrenaline
cause more "racket" in your head than match at wimbledon
tickle your skeleton, make you think that its strong
rip ya skin off your body i'm last 8 hours long
makin you lose your calm, dilatin your pupils
chance of you gettin out are slimer than Manute Bol
cut me out like soup bowls, off the sheet that i'm from
make you kill yourself with havin to reach for a gun
diseases will come, i'll just relax in your spine
illegal spinal taps can only see me fracturin minds
yall you stab both of your eyes with pair of sharp pliers
cause i rip apart liars who claim their a drug
i got you mad at heaven in the air you austin a slug *hoo*
im up in the club, where ecstasy and pills come in
you better of pumpin gas while ya engin is still runnin *eeh*
man i kill with somethin crazier than white supermacy
look inside ya dark soul, even lights is enemy
i strike with energy, **** any of those who oppose this
pick a drug, any drug, tell me whos the dopest



*speaks in ancient tongues*

Damn! Im bout it man,,,you throw first

time to start the disecting of your erected mind
you attemp to rhyme, even thou your content is crime
sublime is mine, you need columbo to inspect my mind
im directing signs that are intent on collecting dimes
ima ******* rap addict inject my lines then check the time
so im ready to correct your spine with a ******* spandex and pickaxe
so after im set to mine, go, jetset and let me wind
my pickaxe round your chicks ass, yh i bet she wines!
her contract is down my pants ill let her sign,
im just a white rapper with constructed rhymes, but when someone lyrically shot you in the back you suspected mine!

damn!

My erected mind
I don’t do tha crime
Ur lines are crap
U really cant rap
My spine is fine
She don’t wanna sign
Ur just some lil white ass crapper
Ur no rapper
Ur rhymes are shite
Of course ur white
Shot in da back
Man take that back

i wont take that serious because it was god awful

im the foam to soda, make it fizz it
come at me ill make ya drink it
makin up words like "dizzick", what the **** is it?
bone disector
throne wrecker
home inspector
ill chew ya then spit out like a sesame seed
while your scared to walk down the road, sesame street
unless you roll seventy deep
your prob a pervert, a neat freak
allways on your knees, knee deep
i can glow more than neon lights in vegas
your dull, bill of rights outrageous!
im courageous, a REAL king i should be donned
your all show on the outside likea dumb blonde
act nice yet on the real, ill leave ya conned
come at me, son ill set ya straight
we still hate
ima will his fate
fill his plate
steal his date
kill this mate
paint a real pic,ILLUSTRAIGHT
while i aim the trigger straight hes just doing figure eights
i write he real rhymes while he just ILLUSTRAIGHTS

Ayt,here's a quick freshin up

I'm spittin off the dome, so theoretical with the rhymes
above the bars so theoretically i'm on my grind
i figure if i do this theoretical amount of times
niggers will feel my rhymes, theoretical in my prime
girls like money, so i'm theoretically pullin dimes
killin niggers in battles, theoretically committin crimes
you probably thinkin "if he say theoretical one more time"
but really don't care, theoretically i'm unkind
this is off the top of my head, so its theoretically on my mind
i eat wack rappers like you, so theoretically i'm about to dine
you've never seen better lines so theoretically my verse is fine
my flow so sick, so theoretically my flow is dyin
whoever you could rhyme, theoretically they was lyin
i do this effortlessly theoretically i'm not tryin
my verses so sad so theoretically your song is cryin
i could flip this infinitely, so theoretically my flow's pi"in
but it just grew legs so theoretically my flow is byein

took me only 11 minutes

WASSUP YOU MOTHERFUCKIN DUMB ASS NIGGAZ
YOU AINT NUTTIN' BUT SOME FREAIN' BITCHES
I ORDER YOU FAGGOTS TO GO AND WASH SOME DISHES
OTHERWISE I'LL GET TO BE RUDE AND HUNT YOUR ASSES JUST LIKE INNOCENT FISHES
IM SO SICK I ALSO CAN **** ALL YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE BUSHES
YOU ALL ARE PUSSIES

Yo u crack-head! char-lies force
do you believe in yaself that you're a fuckin bruce?
nigga sit back and watch the real G's while they choose
bitches to **** and sluts to tease
you nigga aint nothin' but a stupid goose
you fuckin' around and dancin' as i make money and cheese
may god bless you and rest him in the peace
i advise you to cut this **** out
cuz if you got me mad i will get you on the knees
and i'll whip your ass up and drag the stink out