Neverending Rap Battle

now let me explain, my life aint what i ever acclaimed, i dreamed of filling out every stage but my life remained minumum wage, trying to find someone else to blame for my mistakes, making it to the top of the game was just fake what a shame i was off target needed to get my life straight i was off aim, contained in a manner where everyday was a strain, diddnt think about what i became until i hit 14 and my mother was ashamed i had to ignite a new flame, had to remain in a faze where my life was maintained, i broke the picture but still standing was the frame, i needed a backbone and rampage the new page my life was flipping over starting from a fresh age.

whatever stand infront of me i would demolish, to be honest i never felt like i was truly on it, never felt like i would elevate in the game and turn supersonic but the chronic had got me turning over in the ground till i was smothered in rock just like onix. everyone thought they was the bomb but i was straight atomic, i had the bomb available i would be told "who want it"
so if you want it come get it ill have to give you credit when its needed especially a medic when im done i think your regret it. its time to put my name on the map so pass the **** and ill set it, lets make a bet not a threat that we wont forget it, i will make it big one day maybe from the internet thats the plan i have set out yh its a deed its a debt. so ima end this **** like im chipping a cigarrete coz my flame will continue after ive slept in my nest and hopefully when its exuinguish i can claim to be the BEST!!!

Good morning ho the name's AzzKeeka.
here to **** up your program wearin a wife beata
its redundant to introduce, since you will forget when I drain out your juice
turnin you into an alcoholic, hands up all over the grey goose
reborn a dead fetus again but this time in vitro glass beaker.
Thats how dutty ya must have been,
a forced lesbian, masturbate a dildo with a hand thats weaker.
Exotic? you wanna talk like you from the tropics?
sit back overact then watch yourself get dissed up by comments.

Yeah, FreeAgent’s back - about to kick AzzKeeka’s lamey ass
What kind of a cheesy name is that?
AzzKeeka, won’t you please explain it, man?!
How are you gonna diss with a sleazy name like that?!
Even exotiicmamii’s embarrassed
This guy’s a disgrace, his Mummy should slap him!
And before you cuss me on my username, don’t even think of bringin’ it
I like the name “FreeAgent”, it’s got a pretty ring to it
And I don’t give two fucks what you bitches think of it
Nobody will sign me, but I stay independent, bitch!
You say you’re wearin’ a wife-beater?!
AzzKeeka sounds like someone’s wife, and I’ma beat her!
Comments? You ain’t got none
And leave the +mamii+ alone, she can be as +Exotiic+ as she wants
I bet you’d like to see her tits? ****, I would!
Stimulate in front of her and give her some of my juice!

dat waz corney ii cant even get bacc at yuh on dat one step ya shyt up den holla at me

True enough as it it, they wouldnt let me swear on this thing
It's where AzzKeeka came to be, about to clip yo mutha fuckin wings,
Ground you and pound you into the hell where you oughta be
Crawl back down the hole where you came from then double knot your arteries
Kick to your head frontal lobotomy,
Stab you in the jugular and watch you bleed out in front of me
As lyrical as I am I can be hysterical
But I kid you not, so best pray to god like its clerical
FreeAgent? Rhymes with free anus
Ya should have changed your name since you disgraced it
Met your girl with my virginity, but ever since misplaced it
Took your name and erased it, took a **** down the toilet and you chased it
Much like your dreams of bein independant and free. Your wasted.
Your words can't do **** to me hater,
I am famous..

CORNEYYYYY

aight then do better

YAll all CORNy

i want a vet and kid your some amateur
ya skill is minimal like ya world of warcraft character
reading these bars dudes gon' faint
sin gettin punished with a ritual like boondock saints
ya would lose to a newb at any given moment
dopeness is alien to ya verses, my verses look like alien wrote 'em

Ya soft to the bone like diseases that wont harden
i'm quick to end 'proffs-hope' like 'death-row-parden'

your truely losin here and ask the members for a-sures
then im the 'remedy' cause 'proffs-outdated' worse than diseases-with-cures

this kids in the hex...Tryin to **** with mic's...And i'm killin with teks
cause only time 'proffs' 'Deep In Some ****' is fuckin the 'same sex' haha

truthfully this kids a thing of the past like a track decks
and you aint even an 'A-Tourny' like you failed the bar test

so mic-holders ruin your day with famous bugs like we bumpin the beetles
cause proff will 'tank' in this thread like usin 'faulty needles'

your fast Chew and Spit like i was chewin on mentos
cause im 'stealin this belt' from ya quicker than department-store-cleptos

dude and you couldn't catch me on roll if you punchin swift whips
cause proff wont be 'on-point' if he was 'rhymin-on-knife-tips' *ooh*

mic-holders rockin the belts oh yea thats always a fixture
and only time you 'catchin a glimpse of the title' is when im 'sendin you pictures' hahaha

you a fake so i'll 'check' cause this proffs straight forgery
and you winnin Naw mic-holder'll 'change ya mind' like i was performin 'brain surgery' *shiit*

now yaq end but no ones filled with consument
and your so called 'streak' ends with me like i was a 'laundry detergent'


this is the second verse to you...This time you reply

Alright this is for my best friend and homie.. R.I.P. Marley

I feel like it was my fault for what happen,
it happen so fast like a flash of lightenin',
its hard to not think about it it brings me tears,
just like a man i admit my wrongs and fears,
stabs through my heart like a thousand spears,
i couldn't believe i let you pass away in my arms,
the same arms that were sworn to protect you from harm,
now i sit and remanice about the times we've had,
how the future brought us things no matter what good or bad,
we were supposed to rise up and beat the challenges that life has,
and if anyone has anything to say you can kiss my ass,
now the tool used for this tragic accident was a 70 pnd. log
a dumb muther ****** dropped it on the head of my dog,
it happen so fast not even a bark or a yelp,
i didnt know what to do except scream for help,
they say in life you gotta live and let go,
but how can i let go, when my pup' was 8 week's old
this iss the beggining its just the peak of the flow,
my anger come out as i flip on this stupid hoe,
and the funny thing is, he was movin that log for kills off a smoke,
all i gotta do is take a good toke, then go and choke the life out this joke,
a titanium bat to skull **** the **** out of his head,
2 weeks later hes pulled out of the bush pronounced dead,
im a bad mother ****** they call me Zak Stead,
now im headin to my dealer gotta get me some meds,
wakin up in the middle of the night with a deadly SCREAM!
****!! I wish this was all a dream..
R.I.P. Marley I love you

Ha ha ha ha, bust it, bust it, bust it
Comin’ with that bummy rap, no you fuckin’ wasn’t
Think you does you doesn’t, stop the fuckin’ buggin’
I know you like this fuckin’ cock - you just fuckin’ love it
************ suck it, randy ugly bummer
I should’ve told your fuckin’ Dad to wear a fuckin’ rubber
Blubba blubba blubba, you’re a fuckin’ clown
Time for me to get rid of this ************ now
Kick you in the ass, bitch ************, ow!
That ain’t Michael, it’s you being kicked in the fuckin’ bowels!
Runnin’ home shittin’ yourself in your fuckin’ towels
I said “fuckin’” eleven times, ************, wow!
Round of applause for that insanely arranged spiller
You couldn’t stab me if you became a deranged killer
I leave you in disdain, how plainly lame is ya?
I’ll stain you for playin’ against the grain, n...a!
I can’t even say “n...a”, I’m not even black
I’ll swell up your damn face with knuckles intact
That’s how hard you get hit, ain’t no frontin’ with that
Your garbage pop rhymes just ain’t fuckin’ with rap
Your girl came round, I fucked with the twat
Until she cummed a fuckin’ river, I guzzled all that
She gave me milk from the titties, I sucked on her breasts
It’s the Agent, ************, you’re under arrest

If I am under arrest..
then let me see these warrants,
There's a dead corpse at my doorway
Dial 9-1-1 and ask for an ambulance.
No police presence necessary, hes already dead and missing a jaw
Boxed him in his teeth, knocked him the **** out. am above the law.
Kick it in high gear in your stolen car
Was this yours? Sorry I needed a ride home from the bar
You probably don't even drive, or even ride, don't even lie
To say the world will be blind if we do this eye for an eye
I aint about peace talkin, I am here to talk ****
Cuz I got the credentials and the accreditations to carry out hits
And since I am comin for you, its your neck I shall slit
Hail Mary full of grace I've driven his soul to the fiery pits
Hes in a better place now, a cemetery for stupid brainless agents
Like agent smith,
You wanna play this like the matrix? forget ith
I will crush you and dodge your lyrical bullets,
Catch you when you slip up and hang you by the neck by your own mullet
You startin to stutter a bit agent, your falling a little ill
By my sick and twisted raps
You should have taken the blue pill.
Wanna step up to me? Ill smack you the **** out of my line of walkinn
You betta learn to shut the **** up when grown ups is talkin..

Haha this site is alive again, check this true **** quick

ayo it was a beautiful saturday night, life was pretty nice
just my boys and me livin it up under these city lights

walkin around down town seein whats poppin with the floozies
while gettin the streets hoppin like a Sam Adams brewery

feelin nice and boozie we finally stopped at the spot
i copped a bottle of schortch, popped the top and took a couple of shots

every honey was hot, which made hard to take my pick
but i knew i was gonna go home, bone and break a chick

i put the scotch down and ordered some more rum
thats when i noticed one who stook out like a sore thumb

she was one of a kind, Gods most beautiful design
on a scale from one to nine, she yaq more like a dime

so fine so fresh with the way that she dressed
and yes shes been blessed with those Godly breast

i was more than impressed with the very first look
i must confess...Baby girl had me hooked

it was evident honey must heaven been sent
her glow had a way of makin the world seem irrelevant

benevolent in beauty, her curves were perfectly defined
she yaq the one i wanted at the place and time

afflicated with affection i headed towards her direction
completely compelled by the perfection in her complexion

i introduced myself...She said her name was Kristen
and "shes single cause her man didnt know how to listen"

i stood watchin her talk pretendin to say attention
secretly wish i could give her pussy a fisten

we chopped it for a minute and i headed in for the kiss-
when she flipped out when she heard an old song from new edition

i led her to dance, where she grinded till she yaq nice and sweaty
thats when i whispered in her ear if she was ready?

Flipped out the club and walked a couple of blocks
she decide to skip the talk started grabbin my cock

then the cab pulled up we started lockin lips
she unzipped me quick and hopped on my dick

rockin her hips...Puttin her back into it
and everytime she quit...I put her back into it

her back end was fluid complete with the motion
she turned the heat and watched me skeet a ocean

my giz overdosin...I left her C-cups covered in cum
then kicked her out the car and thanked for the fun!

One night stand son...Anyone wanna start **** with me in here?

Oh boy, it’s Azzkeeka
Someone like to tell me, why’s the grass greener?
Someone’s been smokin’ too much on the damn reefer
You’re not a rapper, you’re just a goddang queefer
A fag beater, man eater, fuckin’ ant-eater
Your raps are not hot, stick ‘em back in the damn freezer
I’m about to tear this bitch to pieces like a shredder, kid
Anything you say will be given in as evidence
It may harm your defence, but you remain defenceless
Anything that you fail to mention when questioned
The charge may be taken forth
A injunction may be charged against you before the guards come and take you off
Watch me break him off
You know you’re guilty, you can’t take it, dog
You’ve just been named and shamed in court
Sentenced to ten years without a chance for parole
By the time you get out, you’ll be 60 years old
You ain’t got nothin’ nice to say, shut up, bitch
Grown-up better step down, you just got dissed by a kid!

I keep the lava hot and can still rock with ****
still ridin whith me, but i'm still on top of this bitch

i hop with a limp, shot in the hip but never stoppin the itch
keep twitchin to rock beats and kills flocks with a script

rhyme from the teeth like i got a fuckin glock in ma lip
droppin the hits, its all about vodka and spliffs

so hop with us kids, NEVERENDING monsters in this!!!

You know sometimes i feel like i'm talkin to myself
nobody's listenin and i think i'm walkin in hell
i'm locked in my cell, tell me why i'm still here
i cant ask why all the time, but questions still clear
i'd feel fear for those that maybe might, or will hear
about the undeadlyricst can be killed here
a broke hearted mc with nothin but spilled beer
so i think ima cry over that today and tomorrow?
Well tomorrow is for those who know about sorrow
i'm not far though, but i think i'm above the pain
or maybe its that loves insane, and drugs are lame
but sarcasm is hard for a thug to explain

am i human?
lyrically and physically im killing G's lyrically willingly
its ment to be spiritually they know im a presence, killing emcees 24/7
ima giant but my name aint devlin, sent from the heavens
9/11
glaze through your endz like aaron lennon, heating up the states like david beckham, teaching you a session except it aint football this is a grime lesson
looked on appon for every second as the neverending rap revron
am i the eminem of england tell me what do you reckon?

yo yo. check it.

I am a real Rapper unlike you.
You wish you were the king of rap
and you say I am an apparition that appears in your nightmares
dude you sound like a 15 year old kid who still wear's little diaper's
I am the cool'ist and theres nothing that any one can do
if this was a real rap battle i would ownly have to spit on the mic and i would beat you.
these nothing to it i've already one
o and when you say your the baddest able rapper i think you meant me because your crapper.
im sorry dude but im going to go
tell your mum that ill be up there and she will suck on my bone.

p.s im a bignner in raping

this is to any one that thinks they can rap reply
yo yo

i am the thing ..the good rapper your just jealous that ur all crapper
i am god and were im from is just a diffent world and if you dont lisen to me
then ill kick your white or black ass back to hell
i've heard some stuff that ur not tuff and i think its all true because some of you's are raping gay stuff. yo im done with this rap if some people think this rap s crap i got some thing to say go to hell just cuz you suck at battle rap