Neverending Rap Battle

baaaahahaha fuckin hell that was the worst **** ever. ok bring ya tiny self

yo.. you and luna need to get together and rub each other/
ya know.. like you do it in Hickvill, brother on brother/
fuckin faggots runnin ya mouth, yeah i stole the flower from ya father/
and the bitch that pickled up the soap, yeah dats right that was ya mumma/
you read mines like being kicked in the juelz??/
na fool thats just ya Boyfriend Luna under the table nibbling on ya balls/
running faggots, with the runs faggot, running down the halls in at drawls/
screaming to each other "you cant catch me tehe" nigga you lost/
you aint the best you nothing of the kind/
clown you laggin, you finishing way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind/
oh so this is your second post, you a newbie true?/
well dont be mad cause im stylin on you/
i come through with everything flashing/
Battlefield vest and a pocket full of cashin/
with a few of my crew making millions for a passion/
you run up on me, ill glockback, be aiming and you be dashing/
**** the mic i dont need it i would famous/
coast to coast im heard loud, got stars on my status/
i take battles, ryhmes and spits to new heights/
got fools like you and luna with no comeback, like your on strike/
you proberbly work and mcdonalds, or suck dick for a buck/
with any means necessery ill take you out i dont give a ****/
you claiming you so fuckin hard you wouldnt even kill a duck/
ill give you 2 choices, KILL, OR DUCK!/
times up on you ya dead check ya digital watch/
ill visit ya hood and demolish ya whole block/
so get outta here with ya arogant self/
you aint **** faggot so dont flatter yaself/
if you could, you proberbly marry yaself/
suckin dick is wat you do, traces of cream on ya mouth/

baaaahahaha fuckin hell that was the worst **** ever. ok bring ya tiny self

yo.. you and luna need to get together and rub each other/
ya know.. like you do it in Hickvill, brother on brother/
fuckin faggots runnin ya mouth, yeah i stole the flower from ya father/
and the bitch that picked up the soap, yeah dats right that was ya mumma/
you read mines like being kicked in the juelz??/
na fool thats just ya Boyfriend Luna under the table nibbling on ya balls/
running faggots, with the runs faggot, running down the halls in at drawls/
screaming to each other "you cant catch me tehe" nigga you lost/
you aint the best you nothing of the kind/
clown you laggin, you finishing way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind/
oh so this is your second post, you a newbie true?/
well dont be mad cause im stylin on you/
i come through with everything flashing/
Battlefield vest and a pocket full of cashin/
with a few of my crew making millions for a passion/
you run up on me, ill glockback, be aiming and you be dashing/
**** the mic i dont need it i world famous/
coast to coast im heard loud, got stars on my status/
i take battles, ryhmes and spits to new heights/
got fools like you and luna with no comeback, like your on strike/
you proberbly work and mcdonalds, or suck dick for a buck/
with any means necessery ill take you out i dont give a ****/
you claiming you so fuckin hard you wouldnt even kill a duck/
ill give you 2 choices, KILL, OR DUCK!/
times up on you ya dead check ya digital watch/
ill visit ya hood and demolish ya whole block/
so get outta here with ya arogant self/
you aint **** faggot so dont flatter yaself/
if you could, you proberbly marry yaself/
suckin dick is wat you do, traces of cream on ya mouth/




repost spelling.. """

Haha..

Mah verses spin ya head like pottery,
who flows as hard as me,
something like armed robbery,
the way i steal tha game and ya wife tah be,
AH hip hop thief, the new prophecy,
ah champion lyrically, hot like cali,
ice cold, neck froze cuz of the jewerly,
or u can call em Juelz,I rock HArd Hotel,
get yah spot checked, dalmation, you lookin for salvation
but the peace aint here, and watch u feinds stay clear,
THese ryhmes must be crack, the way u feins stay here,
u Cut from ah cloth where the cotton rips, and the bottom drips,
hangin down way far from the mopping stick,
ya bitch got ah lock that i done picked,
The Pandemic, cuz im so sick, U'll need ah New medic,
Animal instincts and the money is the predator,
Cash is the Given, And taking is the murderer,
Battlefield, never been in ah battle except with his mother,
yip yappin out his shithole, why does he bother,
im in ship shape straight down to my shoe sole, yes im the freshest brother,
plenty killas wit gunz, but im'a plentiful killa wit mah tongue,
she said Dam he Bring the pleasure till it's done,
Now why u try and take the title to ah battle never won,
DJ, Im daddy remember where your from,
u came right out the ass of ur Bull **** momz, Sorry I did it NO condom On,
Got Cheeze like Parmesan, What cloud are you dreamin on,
Cuz it's deff not 9, i'll break down every line,
Wait, This faggot only gets ah small amount of time,
But im bout tah straight Style on this nigga,
using lango from the Hood actin like ah tuff Nigga,
U will get snuffed, and duffed the **** out u ****-nigga,
Take ah step bak, cuz u seemed tah pass ya speed,
The word is You ah HOmO, U dont ride Dolo,
Fucked in the ass, by ur Cousin No showboat..
U on mah dick, hop off yo,
These hatin pricks, U need ah bitch straight Smut hoe,
Find oNe and get some, And These post Wont appear,
But i think i can lay tha facts,and say That,
them things u call testicles u aint got ah Pair,
And i dont have to swear, God believes that he sees,
This gay Guy has pussy and every month it bleeds..

Eazy

Eazy...

bbbahahahaha

YO let me give you a bit of light imma let the world know who you are.

i wanna indtroduce to you the proud owner/
of The Ginger Ron Wesley from lord of the rings poster/
lunafreak even got them Nsync coasters
and a 5 foot bong made for Lonley, fat, ginger, tea bag smokers/
lookin like a musty crusty bun bee/
you so fuckin pasty you need lotion, capstick and sunscreen/
your animal insticts is no match for mine, in the pride In this/
im like a lion with territory, kill ya babies and **** ya bitch
lemme put this nigga in his place/
red dots that are targeting ya face/
hit him up from his neck to his waist/
38's dont leave him any trace/
this boys a bitch i can see it in his posture/
whos promoting him? this shits definition of a monster!?
this faggot talking like hes some sort of sparton/
but hes running away and i cut the legs off of him/
stand over his body blowin bullets stabbed in his back/
your scared now you huggin ya cabbage patch/
yeah im one of them plenty niggas with guns i spit/
ill rip ya tounge out and lick my ass wit it/
tripping this electrical screen making you epileptic/
you spastic, its tragic/
i tend to generalize when i take the views of life/
so **** you Ron Wesley!!!!, opps my bad, ya'll look alike/
limp dick you tryna battle me what were you thinking/
ya mums refers to you as crouching tiger pinky shrinking/
im suprised this fool even knows how to use the internet/
luna hasnt even figured out the screen at the drive through window yet/
i bet ya keyboard is covered in walnuts/
your way of battle training is wearing potty training pull ups/
you need to quit and give me someone more challenging/
i typed this with one hand while lookin ya mum in a "dog ugly" magazine/
freakled **** if we all saw ya face and join the dots/
i reckon i would spell out "my chicken pox itched alot"/
yeah i got a pussy, ya sister, yeah every month it bleeds/
i just rotate with ya mum, ya grandma and ya neice/
i run this game i put myself in charge/
every line you spit deserves the yellow card/
god swears at you, i mean they made me, and all these other REAL niggas/
he just ran out of time and slapped you together!/


even easier!!!!

you started off alright but you lost your common sense
the newbie coming at you already ready for next
you run your mouth about my fam but you dont even know me
your best source of this information is your exgf shirley
yeah she told me about your dick size and how your so lonely
you need to stop stealing materials for your rhymes
nycks is not here but, that **** still a fuckin crime
but this aint about you this is all about me
the best in the mother ****** with all the gs
truthfully i dont care if you world famous
to me youre the lamest, fakest mother ****** i eva seen
step back and watch and learn as a get the green
**** is easy for me, im on the most powerful team
ready to drop people like they fuckin fleas
i dont work at mcdonalds, but i sure make cheese-
burgers are my favorite food, kinda taste like your mamas pussy
meaty juicy and mushy, how i like it
now admire me for tearing up without a mic
my **** clean, and youre mamas a dyke LMAO

I don't know where ya'll coming from
But I'm about to come
Wild like a beast
Ready for a big feast
Nonstop,go to hip-hop
Get the bottles to pop
When I enter the bar
I'm shining like a star
In the night sky
Yet ya'll too shy
To even try to serve some one as bad a rapper as me
So I'll let you get back to being corny
The boys sound too horny for me

You say that I'm a fool
But you ain't that cool
To beat anyone
Though you think it's done
I'm not you in this state
You're the one who always masterbates
******* himself in the middle of the night
Just trying to masterbate outta sight
But he gets caught
Now it's an onslaught
What the hell do you do now
Continue with me,and I'll show you how
Cause you think you're raps are so bad
But mine is gonna make you mad

go back to a lower level clown your no match



teeth and jaw to throw my fist in/
you got 22's on ya honda? i got 24's on a Lincoln/
i smoked luna and left him in a box of ashes/
then you came along, making 1 box into 2 box of faggots/
you got no game, no style on this testimant/
all of you might reconize shondon at the drive through holding refreasments/
come round my block you get blowin to smitherines/
you as small as those 25c macdonalds figurines/
i advise you to stay in ya lane boss/
at the age of 13 I was up in a range dogg/
not the one you drive, the one thats danger/
got my target at ya face to release my anger/
let me tell you why they call me the general/
knocking each one out by the Individual/
Battlefield is wat they call me, others call me the subliminal/
snatching goods from you and other criminals/
effecting ya whole status giving you nightmares by the visual/
you are not a rapper holmes ya game is fuckin pittiful/
just fuckin look at chu!/
your exposed ya'll,take a fall dogg/
press up on my and ill dispose ya'll/
this is my relatiation, fawty fith to ya chest/
next time you wanna run off, dont run agains the best/
i put you to rest, countculess, manifest, time to guess loser you??? YES!

"u Guys are hilarious you don't even post back haha Whack rappers"

I AGREE !! this site used to be active all the time, wats happened since 2007!

By blood is red, My chronic is green and these streets are mean, now you fucked up you've unleashed the demon in me, listen up as i moisten this black mic, and show you what a true god is like, now listen these words have meanings im here for certain reasons, cut you so deep your skin is simutamously bleeding, rap my fingers around this glock, with it cocked, shove it down your throat and wait for the POP! my minds corrupted call the cops they will tell you who the suspect is, GRIP MY DICK AND TELL THEM TO KISS THIS, im done with this ****, this is it, listen as i spit this, Lyrical master you cant compete with it... how was that?

By blood is red, My chronic is green and these streets are mean, now you fucked up you've unleashed the demon in me, listen up as i moisten this black mic, and show you what a true god is like, now listen these words have meanings im here for certain reasons, cut you so deep your skin is simutamously bleeding, rap my fingers around this glock, with it cocked, shove it down your throat and wait for the POP! my minds corrupted call the cops they will tell you who the suspect is, GRIP MY DICK AND TELL THEM TO KISS THIS, im done with this ****, this is it, listen as i spit this, Lyrical master you cant compete with it... how was that?

Pretty dec man how long you been writing?


eh yo Dj battlefield lets moderate the site a lil lets get it cracking again i'll post the old rateing system , we can set up judgements on the site ! PS to anyone trying to get out there right now , i have a few ins u might wanna know about , hit me up if your sincere and wanna keep with it Peace yo Prof aka the dope behind the placebo

well i started out by freestylin in my school yard then i started writing my lyrics on paper but ive been in to it for about three months... and about the getting out there man i would do any thing to get my **** on a disc or tape or even a recorder man lol... if you could help me out and get my lyrics heard that would be sick and i need to know how i can get beats and make my lyrics recorded with them... i hope you could help me out nyways ttyl man thanks for the reply

heres another one i made up when i first started,

I've been neglected, made a fool of and arrested. In my home town this is just how we were excepted. Criminally tested to prove that we're worth being protected. By the corrupted individuals, the Illest criminals living their fucked up lives to the motherfucking minimal. Visiting churches and trying to pray for a miracle and wrap silver and gold crosses around their neck attempting to be spiritual. It was never my fault that i was born so twisted. As i grew older i got all of my enemies listed. People started hating on me because I'm lyrically gifted but i get lifted every ******* time that i spit this, so close your eyes and listen to the way that i kick this. My name is Lil' Man i can give a **** about nothing i keep my speakers bumping so i can feel a little something. I cant cope so i smoke some good dope and fill my lungs with a littleTHC covered hope try2rovoke any beef but it provoked me im only a G spitting out my souls harmony. But a part of me is so pissed off rediculously people keep hounding me because of my lifes corrupted history. Yea i used to sell dimes and comit crimes criminalisticly but realisticly I'm just sffering through juvenile deliquentcy. I never picked this for me all of my happiness turned into misery suddenly its been feeding off me turning me into some kind of rebelious G. So i said good by to all the good times and little chuckles and hello to the tech nines and swullen nuckles, four finger rings, switch blades, and belt buckles. Got my enemies left twitching in their own ******* blood puddles.can you feel my pain? take a listen to my rymes and get a taste of my rage. i will leave your body to ******* rot in the rain...

alright yo im white but imma get in this lets go.

you say your big in rappin'
literally your the largest
you say go buy my **** at target
i got for 2.99 thats a bargain
i listened to it then barfed in it
youre **** stinks i think someone farted in it
its simple like theres some retard in it
i just fucked your **** like i just lost my v-card in it
15 years old i blew up
i started off a screw up
Falls Church is where i grew up
still sippin this liquor out my blue sippy cup
im good ya **** sucks
i cant tell what ya syaing you sound like a damn duck
like quack quack
cracka ya whack whack
you forgot im the one with too many track tracks
you still in the back
the back the bus
ya **** negative and im the plus
this never ending rap battle just ended.
thats splendid
go take it up the but and get rear ended

Hey yo , lil man , buy a mic for your comp , wether it be usb , or u nee to buy an audio interface , an do some real recording , there's also sites like letsbeef.com an freestylemadness.com where you can battle other ppl in audio , video , or written battles aswelll as record ur own on there sites free but yo what you need homie is if you want to record on your beats a daw , digital audio interface , u can download a cheap version on downloads.com or buy , or just rip torrent , fl studio an reason or if you have a mac pro tools , ps start makin beats write daily an learn an instrument , u start doin that an holla back i throw you the next level of **** the distribution side an all that !

Peace yo Prof aka the dope behind the placebo !

ok prepare to be beat White listen as i rip this site up

This freestyle is for those who seen it. Let my story sink in as you read it you better believe it. Im from Surrey B.C. and I'm Lil man and im haking up my sins like im bulimic.
I set one ******* goal and im gonna ******* achieve it.
I'm sick too quik for you bitch.
I'll grip my dick
and spit
like this
while yo sit in a panic and watch this recovering addict
show you his tallent. Throw your hands up and clap to this lyrical static,
and jump up and glide like your arro-dinamic.
Cuz i aint gonna stop till the second i rot.
Wrap my fingers around the glock with it cocked, clip fully stocked.
Shove it down your throat and wait for the POP.
Call me vissious the cross around my neck shows im super stissious.
I get these itches, and fiend for the blood of little bitches.
Cut em up and roll them deep in the ditches.
And they wake up hospitalized in a bed with twenty stitches.
You see im Lil Man and im still young and still pure.
Corruptions killing my friends so I'll die for the cure.
And spit my rymes from the heavens just to be sure.
let these words sink into your brain, i dont do this **** for no money
or fame...

listen to this free style see if you can relate,

This freestyle is for those who seen it. Let my story sink in as you read it you better believe it. Im from Surrey B.C. and I'm Lil man and im haking up my sins like im bulimic.
I set one ******* goal and im gonna ******* achieve it.
I'm sick too quik for you bitch.
I'll grip my dick
and spit
like this
while yo sit in a panic and watch this recovering addict
show you his tallent. Throw your hands up and clap to this lyrical static,
and jump up and glide like your arro-dinamic.
Cuz i aint gonna stop till the second i rot.
Wrap my fingers around the glock with it cocked, clip fully stocked.
Shove it down your throat and wait for the POP.
Call me vissious the cross around my neck shows im super stissious.
I get these itches, and fiend for the blood of little bitches.
Cut em up and roll them deep in the ditches.
And they wake up hospitalized in a bed with twenty stitches.
You see im Lil Man and im still young and still pure.
Corruptions killing my friends so I'll die for the cure.
And spit my rymes from the heavens just to be sure.
let these words sink into your brain, i dont do this **** for no money
or fame, first it was the coke the crack then the extacy got the best of me but now im back an addict no more i used to search the floor for anything i can get a high with but not no more now the high i get is from schooling little bitches in rap battles, lock you up in chains and shackles...

when they talk about hip hop after eating spicy nachos an hot wings all night that shits hot , rip off a few conglomerate's strip off a few tags trick is sounds sick is you dont have baggie jean and doo rags the security cam wont take ya picture , do what yea ya gotta do to make ya richer , make a pitcher of rickards, the sticker off every stolen bottle of liqour , dollarstore snickers in the back a the pocket , got two computer speakers in my jacket pocket , got a patch sowed in called the "jack it " pocket you'd have ta have active optics when i do the new sneaker switch , nobody checks the box on the shelve , u could go to jail u put that on ya self, well ur there strap a shiv on ya self , whats the life span of this grade human how long we gonna live our life on the shelf , if you start to get hot put some ice on yourself where theres smoke theres fires a distraction an this action can get you back'n out before your plan backfires , an ya rolling on flat tires, ya going 24/7 ,365 and you aint that tired, drive motha fucka drive , on the streets gotta survive , on the beats gotta vibe, on the cheach got a fly, optimize the situation going opt my only option, sony swapping , to the homies mopping , only stopping to feed there kids an go to there other job , rip torrents an flip for rent, rip more hemp, get more sense a this world then god's piggy bank, and the international mint , im the ambassador of what gets spent , dope an hope , ya'll doggs can give me thanks , and for those who want more freedom i have liberty shanks , stabbing the city banks , robin hood the who buckinham palace dont give a ******* damn calouse on my hands aint cause im calaouse im about to bust some alice n wonderland u wanna hit , some ganja spliff , a karma lift !