Neverending Rap Battle

Jabba jabba, yip yabba..
yabba dabba do, I Wrecked these other niggas now you,
Spark like flint, heavy like stones, make ya mark, i piss,
u niggas miss like playing darts in the bar,
light the dutch and be high as ****, feels like dancin wit the stars,
Flow out this world well intentionally it's on mars,
catapult ya head off wit these verses lets see how far,
6 bars and continuing to kill rappers, or written MC'z
magnetized swag bitches straight connect wit me,
rapid punchlines, niggas can't keep up wit the speed,
so sharp, you get cut just staring at me,
lunatic so hectic, i'll fix you while i spit mechanic,
11 bars now get finished by twelve, and put u rusty niggas on shelves,
recognize, fake niggas fantasize...

lets Go!

ur right i am like the dutch
always high as ****
an the reason for that is cause i puff
u aint magnetized, probably not sanetized
the only thing i can giv u is penicillin
cause these rhymes ur not spittin, ur spillin
my arse with ur rapid punchlines
carry on sayin nigga an u be gettin a fine
u aint killin rappers or MC'z
oh yh ur missus told me ur cock is lik cheese
lunatic u aint hectic, i got one word for u
an tha is pathetic
funnily enough me head still on me shoulders
u rappin wiv attitude thinkin ur a soldier
so dont start givin me lyrical abuse
cause once im done ur gonna wanna call a truce
recognize, u need to realise,
the fake niggas fantasize
is you...

"i'll fix you while i spit mechanic"....... um...... WTF?? hahahaha

ok my turn.

yo, lunadick definate negative six/
slowest bullets you no need to be no matrix/
"nigga this nigga" that, ha between the lines i shoot you, middle/
ya spastic mr "im so fuckin fantasic" you dont spit you dribble/
yeah these bitches need a drink you waiting so song in line/
get to the bar and your fuckin cards declines/
haha you megnetize bitches? you need to stop looking on ya all night benders/
you so fuckin blind these aint bitches, they trans genders!/
fuckin faggot your not beating anyone your the slowest one here/
you got home boys beating you in wheelchairs/
who cares how many bars you got, when you hit the first it was over,
filling in gaps to make your ****, i mean "spit" seeeeeeeeeeeem longer/
look i can do it to/
1 bar "niggas ra ra ra"
2 bars "stars limlaahh timmarrrr"
3 bars ....... BRRRRRPPPPP times up its over.
you blast the n-bomb cause you tryna be a nigga?/
or your just upset cause your some pasty white freakled face ginger?/
you wreck no one, you have broken all your shelves/
sittin there reading your own **** masterbating with yaself/
im not effect about what this dude sez/
cause this dude dont even know me/
how far you think you can throw me/
proberbly not even an inch, im heavey on the bench/
bring your whole crew i wont even flinch/
not even a budge and thats because/
you put on a front just like an actor does/
so dont be fooled i bring the battle to this forum with my bag of trix/
and chew small punk ass fucks like this clown Lunatic-def homo 6/


call the ambo hes dead in the streets./
might post this to ludacris and get him to match this ryhme to a phat as beat.!

its over

You have no life and you a disgrace,
Don't even look at yo self in the mirror or ya see yo ugly ass face,
now I'm concered you a no-life, ya need to get a wife,
but wait, if ya ugly then how can ya get one?
stop typing **** kid and go mow yo fuckin lawn,
Marry yo own mother since no one likes you,
and for your first diss on me. aren't you the one who eats poo?
Yeah I know I'm a jew, unlike you, your hitlers boyfriend,
i remember when he wrote in his diary that he made u bend,
then **** yall brains out like a lil gay nigga, who neva grows bigga,
ya need to stop making small lil raps cus they aint make sense,
they the side of yo mommas pussy lil dense,
**** YOU AND STOP.

im sweating adrenilin, a shooting iron horse bucking off the competition
welcome to the rodeo
not ya gay rodeos ! , where ur sucking off the competition
ur the type of beef i dump when im gone fishing
ur the type of tadpoles that's spawned fishing
end up on the milk boxes gone missing
smoke so much thc my bongs glisten
you the faggot with the cup on the door listen , to the beat
of my balls against ya girls front teeth
im from alberta ppl from all over the world want my beef
on my street , we have ppl in the lab
ppl in ta tab
ppl in to evil running to church steeples cause they've done something bad
something had to happen
soon as the fates starting grappling for the souls to awake from there moral nappin
you couldn't pass your orals rapping
ur mouth around the teachers dick
blast moral half heads left half dead when ppl ask what happen
ppl cant mask what's rapping
the only superhero thats zapping the green lantern to turn up the limelight
u must have been born in jail , causeing you living the crime life
rhyme cyph after cyph , and ask you to tell me do u have ta right
i do it for the fluid cause i have the right
born in the lab jekyl tried to hyde his other side and had some mad insight
gunning for this punk i see know badge in sight
gotta bring your body to my garage camoflauged in night
so noone can see you renounce god for an ounce a white
if willpower where money , you'd still cower with nothing to count tonight
count on it im about to fight
i use my fists my mind my mouth to fight
u useless syringe abuses step into the ring of neuces ,
might be hung up in what the truth is
a lab , a moral apptitude test the booth is
im the kinda superman to find some other uses

lunatic u aint doin **** beat in ya face till ya blue in it .
in school they called ya ass foot locker , look how many shoes in it
throw you on the telephone wire microphones for hire
paid to make money not bull **** , shot bullets to all you hill billy motha fuckers who got mullets but can't billy ray and rock mullets ima willy maze and rock bullets ima really amaze blaze and then talk bull **** like we friends , just so you can grab the mic battleing with the fathom i grab the mic battleing with an anthem beating in my blood , put enough knowledge in ya brains to understand um stuff , got ya on a cuff , hooked to the system , games a chess you rooks to the system but this is grab a book and listen ,
u look more crossed then a christian
cause i foster ambition
and you an imposter without a pot to pissin
im number 1 on the roster and i got the kitchen
to serve up , alchemy there aint no doubt in me there aint no doubtin me
close ya eyes and open ya minds to what your about to see
get high get drunk then move ya mouth ta me , when the speakers bump
decible meter thump, never stain my brain new speakers on a chump
it's about honour , on ur ass and give ya teeth a thump
belief will once upon a time give ya spine relief first sign of relief when you got that blind look in ya eye and ya mind release , when my mind release i find the cheech got devine ryhmes to speak kind a humankind trying to reach a broader perspective , whether or not you respect it ,could slaughter you in the house or bring ur corspe to the lab to disect it ,
but i got more **** to do , then spit to you , so u can think im tight ,
cause i ink rhymes write , whether or not you think im right ,
this paramount takes presidents lincoln height ,
and if you aint willing to stand up than sit down quit now if u aint willing to spit now , sow ya asshole shut you aint doing **** now , u motha fuckers aint got posters to rip down , no title to strip down , throw on the vinyl u got a fat lip now , sit down , we talked about this already you aint doin **** now ,
im doin it with the fluid human to human spit kablow
thoughts that leave shrapnel in ya body an ya jawline ripped out
the oldest secret in the book just slipped out


im the only motha ****** doing it loud

peace bitches hahaha

fucked up the last one spelling error re write here

lunatic u aint doin **** beat in ya face till ya blue in it .
in school they called ya ass foot locker , look how many shoes in it
throw you on the telephone wire microphones for hire
paid to make money not bull **** , shot bullets to all you hill billy motha fuckers who got mullets but can't billy ray and rock mullets ima willy maze and rock bullets ima really amaze blaze and then talk bull **** like we friends , just so you can grab the mic battleing with the fathom i grab the mic battleing with an anthem beating in my blood , put enough knowledge in ya brains to understand um stuff , got ya on a cuff , hooked to the system , games a chess you rooks to the system but this is grab a book and listen ,
u look more crossed then a christian
cause i foster ambition
and you an imposter without a pot to pissin
im number 1 on the roster and i got the kitchen
to serve up , alchemy there aint no doubt in me there aint no doubtin me
close ya eyes and open ya minds to what your about to see
get high get drunk then move ya mouth ta me , when the speakers bump
decible meter thump, never stain my brand new sneakers on a chump
it's about honour ,knock u on ur ass and give ya teeth a thump
belief will once upon a time give ya spine relief first sign of relief when you got that blind look in ya eye and ya mind release , when my mind release i find the cheech got devine ryhmes to speak kind a humankind trying to reach a broader perspective , whether or not you respect it ,could slaughter you in the house or bring ur corspe to the lab to disect it ,
but i got more **** to do , then spit to you , so u can think im tight ,
cause i ink rhymes write , whether or not you think im right ,
this paramount takes presidents lincoln height ,
and if you aint willing to stand up than sit down quit now if u aint willing to spit now , sow ya asshole shut you aint doing **** now , u motha fuckers aint got posters to rip down , no title to strip down , throw on the vinyl u got a fat lip now , sit down , we talked about this already you aint doin **** now ,
im doin it with the fluid human to human spit kablow
thoughts that leave shrapnel in ya body an ya jawline ripped out
the oldest secret in the book just slipped out


im the only motha ****** doing it loud

peace bitches hahaha

Haha...

Yea of course i added that line, mah name is lunatic,
had tah add something crazy or maybe stupid,
slow bullets, but who shootin in the matrix,
im the wrong one tah play wit, U mates should move along juss save it,
playin wit fire gets you burned right, so dont touch the embers,
and thats wat u juss did, fuckin wit the kid, not knowin ****,
luntic, yea how did u find out the nickname ya momz gave me "Lunadick"
Come hard, matta fact lemme take that back, and Flow bars,
DJ battlefield u still spittin semi auto, and i'm juss stuck on auto,
all i do is click spit and reverse bars, like im spittin jibberish..
are yohu readting tfhis , Flow retarded wit out the Special Ed,
Im'a go in like ah coin gets thrown in ah well, and u hopefully wish u dead,
u needa patch them lines up, Clynical style
im cynical....

Ehh Hem, lemme clear my throat,
cuz u blokes, get smoked like ah L to the face,
I get High and use the moon as a table while im chillen in space,
verses juss eatin up you fakes,
why does everyone here juss gotta hate,
gettin rhymes back n fourth, this beef is gettin stabbed wit ah fork,
gunz pop like champagne as if we was in ah party in New york,
i sustained and maintained mah title and yours,
stop tryna take what aint yours, just go home and lock ya door
i'll watch DJ get Shot and soon we aint gonna get ah replay,
not even ah reply, cuz he trash why reply tah ah faggot thats ass,
u not fuckin wit me, Get ya **** straight, and hop off mah front gate,
Scratch that hop off mah Whole 8,
inches of dick, cuz u seem tah be on mah ****,
but tell ya Bitch tah come holla at this..

hmmmm...HOw Bout That.

Oh yea tell That bitch Nigga DJFaggotField that i Am Black..

So me sayin nigga aint interferin wit nothing,
u prolly the white trash behind that black ego frontin,
Jabba and You in the closest on some Gay **** fuckin,
if u read MAh other post u WOuld get ah Sense of what i am,
And i dont care who you are,Nigga it's ah battle I dont give Ah Dam,
Im one step Ahead, tha playin field is Ya head,
Pull you Out like ah missin dread, Back hand For tha pussies
Tha only thing Jabba is givin Clearly HAs to be HIV,
These Other bruthas get stomped on wit Madd legs,
365 is the numbers in ah year, lemme juss cut those days,
FLow like Pipelines, mario can't even find mines,
why u even try, Fine..... I'll give u ah chance Why dont u Try nine..
Get collateral, Start slicin wit out the surgical,
Necessities, Tha word is tactical, thats how i kill enemies,
Bars fatal why even compare to me,
Give ah facial cuz i heard she ah freak,

Ahhh man clean this **** up, ANd make it neat...


.....Hmm.

watta waste of time this is..


yo.. nigga hahaha
na wait thats justa lunatic ryhme/

nine glock the fine line time tick tocks grinding away from blind man doin time/
whos the ginger lunatic nigga wanna be pull trigga but pulls nothing/
ya mums so fat she eats tyres for protein and that lowers your self esteem/
its not your fault you dreamed of being a only child your older brothers mean/
making you bend over and let him lick ya ass like hes lickin ice cream/
*cough cough*
im sorry had to pause for a minute now back up init/
this fool creates a barrier of disatster to the amounts of infinit/
you presistant and you have to punch lines on your rails/
this fools so useless you got rapping grandma making you fail/
whole 8? you you took allright all night you the taker/
******* yaself with a picture on ya wall of winnie baker/
the only cynical you ryhming thats clinical kind/
yeah that clinic you visit is the one you get yaself checked recently for, the clamidia kind/
spread like a disease is not that way you ment to spread it/
do us a favour, give up, shot yaself, ya knee deep in it/
im flippin them drugs and hustling them guns/
you scared you call the 911's if the coppas come ill stomp them with my air force 1's/
this is the unstoppable ****, the uncontrollable clip its mean/
if ya try repent ill step on you again and run ya face into a blending machine/
live wire ill be shocking ya pride dont give a **** call me the lion, born in july/
the leo/
number 1 talkin with the clets/
only to bring this lunafaggotdick to defeat/
this beat, with raw war, im the warrior bustin ya structure /
breaking ya back sending you the chiropractor/
homie i make from from beating clowns like you ill take that stack/
and now that i got that stack i got ginger kids like you wanting to take that back/
while you in ya crib writing down these fakes ass tracks/
im with my niggas on the corner makin pack for pack/
luna rappin aint ya thing so stick to ya dream/
cause i roll with gymnastic niggas working with the beam/
your the faggot nigga blowin on ya team/
and ya mums like Air con in our locker room blowin on the team/
speakin of AC im blowin off some green/
with a bunch of hot head niggas blowin of some steam/
and luna dont ignore wat i mean when i pick niggas and have them rolling off the screen/
Illl leave you in the desert with eagles/
get ya eyes poked out in heards like lunas playin resident evil/
im the nemisis call me the resident evil/
im from the grimy ass hood, this redidents evil!
im done schooling this fool i killed you its my pleasure/
but fool you were done before i even wrote this, you already got schooled by me and the professor!

hahahaha seeee yaaaaa

ii aint fuckin no djbattlefield, ii aint gay
ii got somin to tell ya, ya mam wernt sayin tha the other day
u the one who likes receivin
u lik a girl on her period u bleedin
ur a pussy motherfuck
u defo a gay cause you the one who lik to suck
dont bother me cause im comin for you
ii gas u out lik hitler done to the jews
u say ur a nigga, guess what ii be puliin a trigga on this nigga
why you keep goin on about bars
obviously u aint from earth, u from mars
ii kno its a battle thas why im beefin
got some news u losin u aint beatin
ii aint got no HIV, guess what nigga im clean
ur mother got teeth on her pussy, you need to put her on a leash man she mean
give facial to who your mom
ok if you incist im sure ill hav fun
u aint killin enemies, necessities
wtf man u need to clean ur knob of tha cheese
u think u is tactical,
buh when it comes to me im practical
ur all mouth no action, meet me in the flesh
an ii show you me reaction
oh yh tell ur mum she dnt giv me satisfaction
coz she a slut an a whore, ii gave her 50 kwid buh she kept askin for more
u need to have a wash an get tha **** off ur face
ii stamp all over you without leavin a trace

this guy is talking about nailing jesus to the cross
This guy is part of the illuminati trying to raise the devil without any cost
we'll here's the chosen one here to destroy you
when i video tape me raping your bitch you'll see she liked it because she doesnt enjoy you
Leave rapping to the pros and go be a banker or an accountant
i came here to torment and everything you represent
Leave you burried in a coffin made of cement
from god i was sent
ill make fun of u jew like my name was cartman
but dont take it to heart, my rhymes are way surrpassed ur leave and to smart
im just trying to use your type of vocabulary
Ill shoot your ass were you stand like a constabulary
spitting the truth and i know its scary
when i sing it sounds like a possessed canary
And you cannot kill me because god will ressurect me like bloody mary
The words i spit are insane, burn down your house like a terrorist plane
Your reign has just slain time to bring my era of pain
With nothing to lose and everything to gain
Ill eleevate so far ill reverse gravity
Leave your body with so many holes it'll look like you have infite body cavities
Now witness my versitality, and flexability, i ll use it to kill you with gods acceptibility
This isnt even my best just a little abit of my abiltity
Upgrade your lines if you wish to succeed
People like me and immortal technique ar the new breed

My verses will expose bitches like dauer talking about jesus and tryin to diss
Keep talking **** and ill leave you in the uunknowning abyss
even Juda couldnt beat this
your lucky he's a backstabbing traitor
Run some many hoods you say i was a dictator
God made me to be the creator
My rhymes are greater, the best you'll amount to in your life is a waitor
I dont think you will understand the next verses because of the vocabulary i use, so go get a translator
My rhymes will elevate me so high it will be like a reversed gravity
leave you full of so many wholes, it'll look like you have infite chest cavities
You wish you had my abilities, my vesatillity and flexability
I wont ley you vanish because ill enialate you, ill make you wish you knew invisibility
Destroy fake bitches like you isnt a choice its a responablitity
My bombs bring more chaos than a terrorist attack operation
Leaving you foaming at the mouth because of ur frustration
My rhymes are more famous than the decloration
Make you commit your own suicide wothout any explanation
Bringing the verbal apocaplyse like the book of revelation
If you think im hatin thats a misinterptation
ll give your girl a permanant sensation, so she wil have to use masterbation for all eternity¸
You cannot win, go join a ferternity
Im the future, All the pain earth has taken in i salute her
But faggots like you will bring the apocalypse, you unknowning retard
Keep spitting without regard for the rules so you better be on ur guard
Leave you permantly scarred
You just got lyrically shot
Destroy anything you got, i dont even remeber what i said because i forgot
A freestyle and i destroyed ur plot, you been caught
Noone can ever compare to me
And i didnt catch swine flu because it was scarrred of me
like you it wasnt perpared for me


Chosen one mothafucka
Et3rnal L3gacy

Eh hmmm, been gone for a minute, but I'm back you see,
Darin' every nigga here to come and **** wit me.
We got babies that can't spit, jus diapers full o' ****,
Nigga's jus admit, you're done ,forfeit, jus quit.
I'll chew you up an spit ya out like ya mama should done,
When ur illegitimate father filled her jaws wit his cum.
Blow you up like abortion clinics and Timothy McVay,
Turn ya ass out, you renounce straight, ya GAY.
I'm sick a these niggas comin thru like they good,
Only nigga worth a damn is Professor, what ya'll know bout da Hood?
But I'm thru with this ****, it ain't fun no more,
This sight used ta be poppin, now..BORE
Period. Bye Bitches, ya thru, it's over,
Tell ya mama bye for me, I'll be by shortly to mow her.

Hey Little Momma how you bin?

yo chickster ya think you good but your styles wack.
now your about to have a heart attack, hold on to your hat.
youre rhymes or so bad, you shat on this topic.
you should quit it, fore i send all my rockets.
youre dead son step back, oh wait a minute dont.
step 2 feet to your right into that lightning bolt.
watch out when i attack from all directions.
the professor turn away, chickster is about to learn his lesson.
youre about to get flogged, so turn to the wall.
here ya go take this, and feel the burn of it all.
it looks like it hurts yet you seem to be liking it.
ya youre probably used to getting hit in your back with a whip.
your whore tried to do the same to me, but i flipped ****.
put her in the back of my car and drove to Las Vegas.
put her up for prostitution, now shes famous, not!
shes so ******* ugly, i mean how could you ever date this pothead.
her face looks like one of a guy who had a sex change.
i had to put a bag on her head to cover the pain,
of having to **** a bitch with sharp piercings in her mouth!
sticking my dick in that? **** this ****, im out!
than she got that whip out and it was over.
like this rap battle is now quit it, its really over.
im down with this clown, now please someone school me.
im in the mood for some quick lessons from the a tool ya see.

spitting monosyllabolicly so u can understand who's first
you humans aint on my level only these little devils understand my earth
understand my verse , like the bones which understand this church
finally put ya ass to work ,
if it's about who pass through first , or blast true earth grade plutonium
remember there aint room for two on the podium
from the heart where true flows be from
from the dark nothing what you assholes become
**** you assholes be numb , to the real picture
ur barely old enough to steal liqour ,u steal rickards ,
and develop the nuts a steel to bicker , but i spit the real elixer
not that 5% you can feel this liqour
peel this sticker , its scratch an sniff
at the bottom of the primordial pool u took the fatest whiff
my rhymes are asylum bathrooms the maddest shits
obesity clinics bumping my flows cause i drop the fattest ****
i got this locked pad this bitch
i got this rock and a goliath i had to hit
ur liars who couldnt stand much higher on that bag a ****
got my bag a tricks ,
dont frunt ur girls gunt that time a month for lunch only time u bag a bitch
im the type to use a blade ta stitch , a grenade to blip ya sonar
these flows outerspace these scriptures solar
i sense this sentence is for the dentists i'll rip ur molars
for the benz's for makeing my end is my flem is my pen is
them is the one who condemn this come an befriend this
ive had enough of the raquet till my elbows tennis
hello menace in the back of the fellows who sell shows
and smoken weed till the eyes we look through yellow
till im waiting in the basement with satan
asking god if your any good , saying hell no
keep my doc jekyl telling you to either hyde or be patient
hooked to the bed
hooked to the meds
we got the municipal hooked to the feds
got another fist ta pull for when you pistol pull, hook to your head
another fish in the sea
brother listen ta me
mother listen ta me
mother missionary
sister doggystyle, bitch knows who she ******* with


hahah **** dude dont **** talk Chikster that girl sweet !!!

iight mah nigga all that lemme sum it up for you OK..

Truly u must be a faggot made of gold,
cuz the Bars fed, must have been said or told,
Or them shits was old, i mean seriously,
the Long lines are unnecessary,
you done put all ur food on the table, how complementary,
DJ is a bitch, Battlefield is wat he wished,
cuz you the fish, that ate the bait and got hooked juss tah dangle,
align the Facts in Horizontal angles,
next time they will be able tah fit thru ur earholes,
so pipe down before u get laid straight out like singles,
this is ah repeat situation, the times ah wastin,
listen Dog even if u was lady gaga u couldn't keep your pokerface,
But cmon Do u really wanna meet that certain fate,
This never was ah battlefield, more like ah stalemate..

homie that was pathetic! you have no punchlines what so ever.

so check it/

long lines you cant handle, You obviously cant compete/
your come-backs weak i leave you deceased/
yeah im made of gold thanks for noticing/
im packin paper hundys and fiddys, not like the dollars and cents you be holding/
yo ginger im a boss, so i solve ****/
my bars are illy, off some raw ****/
i make ya life a game, of some sore ****/
you talk hard but really you are some soft ****/
i need not to make wishes im the realest so beware/
your game is over ive already put you in intesive care/
truth is you luna wont blow like the wind is on strike/
im through being nice, theres no point in you having a life/
dont brag if it aint your ****/
dont talk about them hoes if it aint your bitch/
dont talk about them folds if it aint your clip/
yea i see you on the road but it aint your whip!/
im a kool and a smooth dude/
but dont cross me fool cause ill bring tools and abuse you!/
yeah its horizontal the status im gaining
i rise to the top, wait im already there, faming!/
so **** you lunagingerdick if you continue to colide with me/
your just making yaself your own worse enemy/
*toke toke* lemme catch my breath as i smoke/
i cant tell your looking in ya kitchen for a knife to slit ya own throat/
this is no stalemate your no match for me/
check mate faggot, go back to the bench where you ment to be.

SLAP!!!! HAHAHAHA

dude that was terrible! you have nothing on me.

so check it

back off punk, your about to be dropped, like the soap in jail
you bent over without thinking, now your trying to get enuf for bail
its not that much, with the petty crimes you be committin
stealing a flower from a bum, yeah thats real belittlin
you have no pride, just step back off of this forum
or go back to the rhyme book, maybe watch some porn
cause you aint getting no pussy, trust me on that
i dont know you in real life, but you acting like a real soft cat
soundin like a tool all day n fuckin nite!
seriously hand someone else the fuckin mic!
reading that whole damn thing was like getting kicked in the balls.
oh yeah i forgot, you dont have none of dose.
but i could still kick you in the ovaries and make it hurt
trust me im not afraid to kick a chick, fake ass trick
i would continue with this diss but i find it pointless
if i continue to school you i might leave you jointless
crossing you over like jordan when i step to the right
you went to the left, now you want to try and fight
kid dont mess with the best, i might leave you on the floor like a mite