Neverending Rap Battle

yo mush one day your on my side
the next day you not man who else will have your back to ride
man when my raps come they glide
man i go from ho to ho
flo to flo
in your moms bedroom and out the do
so why you gonna back stab
man especially when i was up for grab
man i try not to get everyone pantys in a bunch
man now i am going to bust you like a latin punch
and eat you for lunch
man you curse to much what you got terets
man i am winning these bets
represent the la dodgers **** the mets
man i loved to tupuc thug life
but its to bad is time was limited man his own crew stabbed him with a knife
man and **** biggy and p diddy
man that dude was piggy and he had more titty
then that big chick pam
man i hit hard just like a ram
yah sam i am
and life goes by quick
so we all need get ready and be slick
we all given each other the bootin
but we got to stop the shootin
and the lootin
man we all here to bust a rap but i bustin a nut
on your white/chinesse bitch shes a mut
man now you all about to get cut
and yah i got to go to jerry springer
but at least i dont sing like a boy band singer
man i guess you didnt hear me right your phones of the ringer
so why you all say nigga
man i know a person whos blacker then you, tigga
now i am going to push the trigga
man you all small and i am bigga
wink wink
man go back to wearing pink
so stfu you rappen nsyinic

pa pa pa p-unit

Look at me now its like I got the whole world in my palm
Look at your raps gets me calm
Knowing that you aint got none
This like former iraq you the women
Take much precaution, the scene turning crimson
But heres the question, why did I choose this option
If you a computer im the trojan, I'm busting out the trillion
If you a country, im the treason
Get the picture or should I bring up another reason
We all in this ocean, the very one that is open
We all have our opinion

im only 15 but my mind is older
when things getfor real my warm heart turns colder
and P someone shoulda told ya
tigga's orange
are ******* colour blind
you say i curse to much
o well **** it
seen as though you'll **** anything walking
like david blunkett
now i see why you had a dog by your side
and why you talking about pac
coz you have his face tattoed on you ball sack
and i aint stabbed no back
but who the **** is twistedbeast
and why you talking about the war in the east
and if you look closley thats your dick in your palm
man you aint calm
you having a nervous brakedown
you tried cutting your foreskin off with a spoon
you ******* stupid goon
M-U-$-H

Yo Mush,
I'm in a rush
sick of you abusing my friends time to beat u round the tush!
F*ck it i don't wanna i'll catch Thrush
Carry on like that with me mates itt'l be yo ass i'll crush!
Yo mush i've been gone a few days but now i'm back
I took a suitcase of ur **** but now am ready to unpack!
Listen Mush
I'm Lush
Your a disgrace!
even to your own race.
your a scum
your a 15 yr old boy learn how to cum
U couldn't even get a las empregnated!
Because your penis got bit and had to be sedated!
When you rap nasty **** to my friends i rap bout you
Because the lyrics i found out bout u r true!
Go rapping about winnie the pooh and tigger!
I'll pop a cap in your ars* stupid Nigga!
I'm gonna break you down into little bits
your a virgin who hasn't felt a pair of tits.
**** it your arse is one big crumble
looking for me? it's your arse i'll crumble

yo Special J found some **** out bout you!
I rap bout it!

Yo special J
this is my day
I got a hella lot-a-**** 2 say!
f*ckin Gay
"your arse is going down!"
OK, Special i'm on fire i'm a human Flame
This raps mine it's like playin a game!
I'm insane! It's my site that am gonna re-gain!
Ok, special J, i found out some **** out bout you!
Don't deny any of these cos u no their true
Listen everyone Special J is called Jeremy
He had fun f*ckin his half cousin merrily!
F*ckin 13 your old boy he claims to be
Ad another decade for him to be 23!
He told us all he been rappin for 4 months
thats bullshit! He's been rappin years lyin c*nt!
He thinks he's a Latino from Mexico,
Your 100% russian i'm ready to go!
fu*kin fake ass rapper, fu*kin peedo,
We all wear swim shorts n here's u in your speedo!
fu*k it man i've had my fun
Let's just hope we know where your aimin that gun!

Yo D.ODogg!
your speaking to the wrong person this is god!
f*ckin freak you wanna learn at school
you'll get the **** kicked oudda u that aint cool.
whatcha gonna Aim for? A Degree?
I got 5 A stars on bein an Emcee
You aint gettin a teacher to kiss your ars*
ur male teacher would like it so much he'd buy you a Vase!
don't be racist by sayin pull a trigga on a nigga
It dunt make you hard or the one thats bigga!
you aint a rapper or an Emcee
Because i got a loads sh*t to defence me!

lol kris man thats old and you didnt learn anything and you all ready used those ryhmes before and you didnt leave man you sat home all day tryin to rap man its not peddo you dumbass its geedo thats a word to insult hispanics and man i anet mexican you fuckin pregdus bitch i am bolivian and man i already let every one know i am 13 lol so thats old come back when you get some new news lol loser you cant spit i beat u straight up ur done leave your rapping days are over

and you stole my words you fag didnt you see my post tigga nigga bigga those are mine so got get your own man mush d dog focus your **** on him hes a stealer my shits original at least

kris you couldn't crush the mush
you should of stayed away
coz know youve run into trouble
NIGGA!!!!
im about to burst your bubble
thick ******* **** were the same race
so you went i never knoew you left this place
so it sounds like u love dick
i dont rap bout winnie **** and tigga
i rap bout your mum being a big fat nigga
yeh you will snigga
but you wont be laughing when i pull this trigga
are you nervous kris coz your boots are starting to fill with piss
wots that your gonna crumble
your shittin your self
youve even started to mumble
speak up lil bitch you starting to scweel
rip ur fore skin off like a banana peel

hey ya'll guess hus eya?
wiv meh raps n rhyms
its me, sum one 2 fear
ill teake ya down
so giv meh a cheer
im the greatest strenghth
kill nethin, rabbit 2 dear
your gunna wet ya self
you sound lyk shakespeare dat aint gd
so am gunna shift dis s**t up a gear

am the ultimate cool
your the ultimate fool
used your g/f lyk a f**kin tool
were u from? junior skewl
go sit on ur milkin stool
cuz your as slow as a f**kin mule
you aint got enuff fuel
to keep up in dis duel
cuz i f**kin rule

Yo mush you did rap bout Tigga, look in your posts
your spirit forgettin or just turnin into ghosts!
**** you man i've had enough of this site!
no respect here but wars and despite!
It's been nice knowing you all see you around!
I'm packin me bags n headin north bound!
Wanna say Adios to me mate A-grave
For the respect and self asteem you gave!
Also big thanks to TwistedBeast
For also being one who gave me his repspect nothing the least
cheers people for having me here it's been fun
Please kill special J with a gun!!

He's so fuckin annoying aint he just?

Yo, Signed up to this site ov Fri 10 Decemba!
I've had a laugh on here it's **** i'll rememba!
Had a few friends on this site
All like yea kris let's have a battle fight!
This site started to get **** when buckjoe got serious!
Jesus man it's a website don't get so furious!
Then special J came on the site enough to say!
you need to leave the site n be on ur way!

i'm leavin this site cos you don't get enough respect!
Don't say you do because It's your lies i detect!
Fuckin Mexicans should die or just need to disinfect!
go pack your pag n your **** to collect!
I aint taking this **** if people don't know how to battle!
your sayin "DON'T STEAL MY WORDS FAGGET!" fuc*in tittle tattle
Special J you pissed me off most cos you can't rap 4 ****!
you need to come back a few years when you learn how to spit!

Yo, F*ck it i'm gonna end it here.
I was gonna write a long 1 what would take a year!
I've had my fun i've done all i can do.
Lol. Rememba mush don't rap bout winnie the pooh!
Lol. Your alright Mush we could have got along!
But it's special being all girly in his pink thong!
So Take care everyone on the site!
I end this rap with r.i.p. have a nice night!

kris no one gives a ****
what you gonna do
what you gona do
u sed ur gonna go
well go nigga then shoo

u just dont have a clue
wot u gon and do
uve just pissed of the D.Odogg
uve justed pissed me of to
so is that y ur runnin
coz ur scared of us
so go get a bus
and no one wants your thanks
no one wants u thanks
and yeh special J is annoying
no reason to0 destroy him

u say u not gonna busta rhyme
yeh finally about time
so i can ******* shine
shine like a shrine
punk this site is mine

kris your the saddist **** ive ever known
your 21 and your dick has never grown
no gives **** ive told u
if ur going or not
and your the one who should be shot
who told u i wear a thong
dirty bastard ur wrong
i think u should just go
in stead of making a show
u think we really care
"we'll miss u"
dawg there

just before i go i wanna tell you mush them raps was to Special J Not you at all so if you wanna keep rap battling the wrong lyrics to the wrong person do it elsewhere cos i aint on dis site n e mor!

yo....checkit


all you fake mc's are just pretending
better shut the hell up or you wont have any happy ending
i seen atleast 30 lines copied from other rap stars
especially that spaghetti and machetti that was 50 cent, by far
oh yeah and "like a fat kid loves cake?" nigga please
that was 50 too like..jeez
what the hell kinda reputation you tryna fufill?
best watch out cuz my motto is "time to kill"
if i sold this verse to the public...probley get 2 mill
well...i gotta go..i only gotta say a few things.. "you just got chilled"

lil shaz, i aint seen u here b4
dnt just appear then diss ppl u aint met, u whore
u r a girl arent ya, if so, respect!
otherwise u have a girlie name and u better put ya lines to rest
now if u sho agen
write summit more definitive
a know xmas has just past but theres no need to b festive
that **** was a joke, come on shaz
silly bitch , av heard better rhymes from a spaz
b more aggresive next time or maybe that aint ya style
better come bk soon so we can c if this bitch can rhyme

ooooo no lilshaz is in the house people
hes the new kid in church sukin off the priest by the steeple
his motto is time to kill
oh dont do that its not nice and brill
fuc* you ass face lilshaz_06?
its just turned 2005 you dumbass bitch
what you got to say about other peoles lryics
theyve got more balls than you to spit it
i bet its taken all day for you to write 10 lines
i can do that in 20 seconds and have done to many times
your a jerk a motherfu*kin joke
your like one of them country folk
hu cant take one step without puttin there foot in a spoke
and who cant spit one line without failin to choke
yo checkit im lilshaz
2 centimetre penis havnt had a shag
i love to do shopping with mommy on sundays
and i love the way her new boyfriend stays
and i can creep and watch them do dirty things on the couch
wierd things with there bits and white stuff in there mouth
oh i`m sorry lilshaz i couldnt resist rippin ya
its just all so true its like i`m tippin ya
ok i`m outa here for now
diss me back lilshaz make me WOW!!!!

Man you all suck all you do is copy//Punit all you do is talk ****, it doesn't flow its ****//your rhymes are like a burnt out druggie//You cant rhyme for **** bitch//reading your verses make my eyes hurt//Makes me wanna blurt, You better back of squirt//I'm the oasis in this desert, You can't get pussy so you watch porn pervert//But to your comfort// I'll place less effort/// But you cant touch//So shut up and such//coz you aint much

konflict beast
a bet ur a peodophile preast
knockin of kids at night under the sheets
same as lilshaz, how dare u diss every1
ur a fkn new cumer, earn ya respect, dnt walk b4 ya can run
ur crawlin
and as ur verse went on it slowed dooooownn
a got so bored, lyrics like that aint alowed
wen a rap a spit venom between ma teeth
whereas u just slaver, nearly sent me to sleep
wtf u diss porn 4, u some kinda sissie
a dunna where ur cumin from, ur all hit and missie
'ooo i h8 that fitlh, the storlines r corny'
ur a fag if ya cant watch that and get horny
even ppl with gf's watch it, its simple
'oh mother, help av just seen a nipple'
get a grip man, quit talkin shite
ur the only w**ker on this motherfkn site
this aint a playground scrap bitch, its a verbal fight
av just destroyed ya and u fkn no it
w8 till u reach puberty b4 u come on here talkin ****!
am off now, ama turn off the light
ur in pure darkness now apart from the glowin eyes of psych