Let's enjoy some Kosoboy!
Watch him as he blows some boy
Bitch, please, you're chatting breeze
And your rhymes just sound like slurping on some big old dong.
Better join with Illustraight, another dude who isn't straight
Trust me, you two will get on great,
Just fine in a sixty nine
Fellating and gyrating like some epileptic mongs.
But, **** me! Who this be?
Sign him up in this orgy
Camp as can be, got the audacity
To use part of my name.
Gross! He just came!
Sammyboy or Sameyboy? no-one knows which one is right
Or how we can pronounce that shite
He spells it with just one 'm' right?
Who gives a ****?
No-one's looking that hack up.
But just cos he's dyslexic
that don't mean the guy can't flex it
And he can still connect it with the other two hams
In a big old gangbang, a homosexual wham-bam
When they finish it they'll smoke and ****
Then row a bit discussing it:
Which of us should be first to quit?
Which of us is the most ****?
Which of us is the least great?
"Pick me, it's me" squeals Illustraight!
Kosoboy takes the choad and spits the load
out his mouth for a bit and says, "It's me, dog, I suck best"
Samyboy chimes in with the rest
(But don't make too much sense
Cos, you know, he's a bit spesh)
Well, fellas, I can help: You all come first
In a game where the winner is the worst.
So shut up quick
Fill your moths back up with dick
Make way for the king who's truly lit:
iamSam, yes I am, get my piece out and, blam,
"Nothing to see here folks,
I smoked those jokes.
You can come out again, fam."