Neverending Rap Battle

You’re good with the alphabet, but I’m an alpha male
Just ask any male about the facts I sell
Consider it a contest I plan to prevail
They say to withstand the rain, but I stand in the hail
The last fifteen years of making space for my views
haven't been a cakewalk, my man; I go with the way that I choose
Like a samurai, I walk the path that I pave in the woods
Be aware of my surroundings like a wakeful one should
I got scopes inside my eyes, I might as well be a sniper placed on the roof
Armed with a rifle, waiting to shoot
Pick them and put them away just like boom, then place them on a layaway
just like saving up to buy some lace for your boots
Kanye said President Bush had hate for his group
Well, he’s a ******* millennial, so I’m doing away with his loot
Okay, my good dude - I got three rounds, that’s seventy-five bullets in the chamber all new
Watch it turn you into baby food
So goo goo gaa gaa like Queen when they sang their radio tune
I break your frequency like that chocolate you “Breakaway” and you chew
And I said that I’d spruce this, and take it back to the roots
Now look how all of these rappers are shooting

look illustrate .
let demonstrate how you bend over nude and go sit with haste
i been amazed at how i threw you out like leftover food on a dinner plate
give or take, saw you on the corner like a trans dude on a hooker date,
i looked away, and then i acted like a raccoon with nothing to say
you calling him bae, you said you was straight but now your gay

We’ve known each other for seven years and you still can’t correctly guess my name
Makes me think something was inside your dinner plate
It’s Illustraight - not “illustrate”, I’ll text that to your airfone
In fact, I’ll get a friend to lift you up and make you airborne
You say you acted like a raccoon? You’re a mad cracker
I should be like Peter Quill and call you “trash panda”
You’re among the wack rappers with some bad manners
like some mad gangsters who were brought up by some crack baggers
I’m about to draw a sword real quick
and I’m not about actually DRAWING a sword, you little ****
This ain’t a metaphor, nor a hyperbole
I mean I’ll pull out the pen and shove the nib of it right in your eyeballs
You’ll back up like, “Christ alive, homie, that marker’s rough!”
And since my marker’s coloured red, I’ll be drawing blood!

I got some itches to set you bitches straight,
Which is to say, hell, you both ain't great,
But, please, don't let me understate,
I mean your lyrics are so last rate
Some mommas and some poppas shouldn't never procreate.
Look in my direction
At such lyrical perfection
Your whole life seems an infection,
Like an STD next to my poetry.
At best you're an erection
Of a choad to bring dejection
Or at most the slightest itch to a bitch who might let you
But who promptly will forget you
Like, 'Hey, er? Is it in yet, boo?'
Whereas I'm Jonah Falcon
Got the rap world needing talcum
It's so wet for my lyrics
While you sorry-ass exhibits
Are left sucking your thumbs while your mommas suck my giblets.

Listen, I’m in a humble position
So trust me when I say I don’t give a **** if that stuff was all written
It’s been too long in the game and STILL this brother is bitching
so much so that he might as well be in a dog competition
You just talked a lot of **** about mothers sucking your giblets
I stole your mother’s heart by cutting it out of her with a shivver
And by “shivver”, I mean “shiv” - I made the slut wince and shiver
and while that took place, I drilled her butt and made cuts in her liver
By the time I was done, she almost looked like a quarter pounder
I fucked her UP so bad she overdosed on some DOWN-ers
And Eminem said something about choking on a clown or
rather a fat bitch to all seventy thousand ******* pounds of her
Check it, I’m breezing through this joint like Duke Nukem
with a style so sick it gets the likes of you puking
You **** with this force of nature, you’re bound to lose, human
You’re just “Rowing With The Wind” like that film they cast that dude Hugh in
If I’m a bitch, then you’re a puss mewing
That means you’re calling me a dog, and dogs chase cats up wood rubens
And by “rubens” I mean “spruces”. You know, trees.
Where do you think we get our paper from, O.G.?

u boys keeping hard...…… hard to say most off ur ******* lyrice aint even from the French mouth...…….. get better or im ******* change this year the weather! to fix this nevereding rap battleeeeeeeee

yall bunch a ******* assholes...……… u need freestyle free battle style people like me.... the reason is most off the speech **** I spit I make sure its freedom nature life **** just to make sure u all can hear me homieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lifeeeeeeeeee plus my 2 eyes as it goes on I make sure I spit most off the top those reading tons off books ******* up there eyes...…. there is me as realiz smelling the nature life wild opening observing with my 2 eyes lonely still respecting loving nature lovee

yall bunch a ******* assholes...……… u need freestyle free battle style people like me.... the reason is most off the speech **** I spit I make sure its freedom nature life **** just to make sure u all can hear me homieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lifeeeeeeeeee plus my 2 eyes as it goes on I make sure I spit most off the top those reading tons off books ******* up there eyes...…. there is me as realiz smelling the nature life wild opening observing with my 2 eyes lonely still respecting loving nature lovee

yall bunch a ******* assholes...……… u need freestyle free battle style people like me.... the reason is most off the speech **** I spit I make sure its freedom nature life **** just to make sure u all can hear me homieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lifeeeeeeeeee plus my 2 eyes as it goes on I make sure I spit most off the top those reading tons off books ******* up there eyes...…. there is me as realiz smelling the nature life wild opening observing with my 2 eyes lonely still respecting loving nature lovee

neverending rap battle u got some spit but the other ****** keeps claiming that his totally battling way better.. killing u in battle as he goes on he claims he better then u.. both or alot of most u are straight up failerssssssss this mather ******* battle homie straight up as speecher will never any off u have chance to make it so better I like I do my speech text battleeeeee nature boy always aiming high and myballs get longer watching them grow as I piss in toilet yo...…. life is is clock click fucks goes on battleeeee get better or quit **** it give a chance at least to the next newb wanting to get that career weather failer **** speak failerrrr

everybody chasing hoping power in this life like those Iraqis or other multi countries beat up there wifesssss
hungry ass worse then those pornstarts ready to cock suck
do to the power off lifeeeeeeee no nature respect or god loving lifeee
just all claimerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss out off the ******* like mother nature storm strike...……..
yall just hungry claimersss food to eat and battle life **** it screw him right the **** up...……….. wrong no different most go high most come down like the rain drop from the sky fuckkk east side **** west side **** everyone land claimers to live and die...……… totale bullshit the creater is the one in charge with the power lif

power is nature life showing all moments off father
not just gods showing, claiming power when facing nature make sure u show the same to other
as u bolivar to the father

**** ur short bar noway homie keep it nature move on to all this mather ******* nevereding battle rap battle changer do something for the nature get better or change it switch ur ******* cable channelllllllll
spit some nature shizznitttttttttttttttttt keep it real homie spit some going once going twice going tries deal!!! sold clear

this is my stufff
this is my all power speech as i speech got from god
dont got so much or so much texting so much short cut
those off u feeling to good off good luck
u can all suck my mather *******
nature discover channell elephant big ******* cock
ya homieeeeeee
most all ur french text short cut are just no diffrent then she wet and my fingers go all over that nature hole water soft
keep ur **** up spech nature no ******* bullshit speecher looking for better life changer....

hungry for some organic nature food
so much ******* recipe chefs ******* up all the nature life foods yuth killing u all ******* lazy fucks grow ur own ******* gordons open up ur eyes dont ******* be lazy eyeballs rolling looking dummy paralize ...thats why we die to young ******* our brains over kemakals diplomas what they say

is the secrets to the prize

yaaaaaaaaa homie its that mather ******* maple leafs season playoff
those boys they hungry since the day I started 2 thousen lisning 2 tpac same maple leafs playoff they hungry for that north hockey trophy puck
how about my other boys we the north Toronto raptors haters they claimed they always sucked... 2019 we the north we going deep all the way uppppppppppppp chasing chasing chasing smooth hard harder just to prove some **** for all the **** bullshiters talks...……….. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa all the way up!!!!!!!!!!!! trophy cup bring it we the north bamboclock!

Let's enjoy some Kosoboy!
Watch him as he blows some boy
Bitch, please, you're chatting breeze
And your rhymes just sound like slurping on some big old dong.
Better join with Illustraight, another dude who isn't straight
Trust me, you two will get on great,
Just fine in a sixty nine
Fellating and gyrating like some epileptic mongs.
But, **** me! Who this be?
Sign him up in this orgy
Camp as can be, got the audacity
To use part of my name.
Gross! He just came!
Sammyboy or Sameyboy? no-one knows which one is right
Or how we can pronounce that shite
He spells it with just one 'm' right?
Who gives a ****?
No-one's looking that hack up.
But just cos he's dyslexic
that don't mean the guy can't flex it
And he can still connect it with the other two hams
In a big old gangbang, a homosexual wham-bam
When they finish it they'll smoke and ****
Then row a bit discussing it:
Which of us should be first to quit?
Which of us is the most ****?
Which of us is the least great?
"Pick me, it's me" squeals Illustraight!
Kosoboy takes the choad and spits the load
out his mouth for a bit and says, "It's me, dog, I suck best"
Samyboy chimes in with the rest
(But don't make too much sense
Cos, you know, he's a bit spesh)
Well, fellas, I can help: You all come first
In a game where the winner is the worst.
So shut up quick
Fill your moths back up with dick
Make way for the king who's truly lit:
iamSam, yes I am, get my piece out and, blam,
"Nothing to see here folks,
I smoked those jokes.
You can come out again, fam."

I’m sitting on the bench thinking about saints, ghosts and rules
The birds and the bees, and people putting holes through fools
Hearing Tha God Fahim speak on his disc
all while I’m checking this weak little bitch
who thinks it’s sleek and it’s slick to be a sly and sleazy little dick
So I guess I gotta get him going like go-karts speeding in jiffs
Smack him just to smite him and make him small like Smee and ****
He wants to be smart, I’ll crack a smile, as well as his teeth and his lips
Just like The Rock said to Coachman to make him queef and just cringe
Listen, I make this potent like E in a syringe
Full of it like a London girl and her inebriant binge
or when she goes to Ibiza to strip
and have a good time swaying her sweet little hips
Selling her pussy to strangers like snacks sold on the street with some dips
And I’ve been covering so many subjects
that I forgot this was a response to Kosoboy - well, **** it
And Koso is an “it”, like the child in the book
who’s been going at “it” daily like a wild little crook
And “it”’s getting on my nerves like a shock that sends a sharp spark
through my heart and gets me whyling and shook
Shush, ock - just push off, or mush on like wolves who pull carts
MF Doom, I got this fool rocked like a papoose in a cot
Babooshka like Kate Bush when she grooves on the spot
I dig the suit she rocks, with her coochie culling my cock
That sounds like coo-chee-coo-chee
I’m tickling your girl, she’s sweet like a cookie
My chips stuffed up her cootie
You wondering why I get unruly?
Now you know how I felt when I skimmed your paragraph and my name was mentioned fully
Truly, madly, deeply - I get Savage on your Garden
And by that, I mean the buttercups that gather in your jardin
Beg my pardon

bro no one can even understand what the **** you're saying...

Listen, my head breaks just like hearts when I write down scripts
Get them all quiet like praying in underground crypts
This style fits me like a glove, it’s proven to be a solid hit
like using clout and mitts to knock out a bitch
I know I’m wild as ****
Yet I don’t know who these clowns try to get rowdy with
like they’ve just heard Busta and Mystikal spit
They want to beat me up, but where are the hoodlums at?
Probably ******* too much - the Aussies have a term for them; call them root rats
My nature is deadset, that’s the truth, in fact
Blessed with another day to preach the word, I’m truly rapt
This is fresh off the press like exclusive mags
They’ll never hear something like this when listening to their newscasts
What I express is straight beauty like bush brumbys
These drongos can’t handle my coolness, they’re too bummy
A pommy bastard too smooth for dummies
They’re better off on their dunnies while smoking their loose durries
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Any person who is Australian will figure out what the words in italic mean 😂