Hip-hop is wack, Eminem is a joke
Mobb Deep are both girls, KRS is a mole
At least he looks like one, 'cause of the edge of his nose
Looking like a grumpy dwarf, the second of the row
Kool G Rap sounds like a Kool Aid spinoff
All these O.G. artists are Mafia crew name rip offs
Wu-Tang is an insult to the real Wu-Tang kick arts
Talking about swinging swords and chess, like they are big lords
Mos Def is nothing but a forest hippie
With that big beard, I knew that there was something shifty
Looking like he had a fire on his bulby chinny
He and Freeway have a twin-brother homology
Snoop Dogg needs to be neutered, stick a needle in him
Then he won't be such a pimp, going round demeaning women
Too $horty and E-40 need to get off the .40
I would've thought they'd matured soon as they knocked 40
If Biggie was still here, oh, how he'd shoot them all!
Take them to the park like Central, show them how to hoop a ball
The way they rep this so-called show is no excuse at all
God should re-call Moses with the Jewish laws
They bore false testaments against their neighbours
Behaved like bitter haters, envious of different players
They killed and maimed, eliminated human creation
Picked on the ladies and placed them in sticky situations
What's become of this hate? What the ****'s up with this race?
They preach us about lots of stuff and want us to relate?
Come on dog, that **** is placed out like the outer limits
They might as well take off their bling and put some powder in it
LOL. April Fool.