Neverending Rap Battle

Lol he's not worth it man. Just let it be.

I really need a **** cos I've had a lot of coffee
and it cuts through me like NTC through Gaddafi.
My apologies to all for the half rhymes - sloppy -
but, like I said before, hell, I gotta go potty.

Word.

inspired by the blunts
no reason to front
like u cunts

inspired by the funk
dro cees'n two puff
like ooo yumm

chalkboards and bleachers aint where I school um
hip hop awards and speakers mane I ferris beull' um
rolling big , but aint moving , i ferris wheel um
so high the air is feelin
thin ,
like those wafers ,cracker
an those twins
im a dick
so I go in
im the ****
so Im floatin
ya'll just pissed
me to , but why ? just is
like justice ,if it cant fit in the judges budget , your busted
id rather fit a couple midgets in her bust busta
hands around the green like a bud buster , mu ******
im like usher noone ushers usher
you dont wanna discuss a cusser ,cause cuz'll disgust chea,
diss cuss discus , go ahead throw ya plate ,
I already ate 8 eighth's, i wouldnt waste 1 ounce of feeling great
for ingrates to degrate my state great ape with grape papes
ya'll getting rolled and it taste's great ...
who came first god or the human race ?
and when did this all take place ? and what place did you take ?
picture lifes a movie and you dont get two takes
we all make mistakes , aint how many times you break
ask my bboys , how many times we ache
just like my d boys u can see the grind in ma face
just like my ma's . paws like pops , you can get dropped
like the bullshit you talk
you;ll get your shots , when the needles a glock
when you segull's flock , us eagles soar
aint playing no either or
im a leader or
im a litre away from bleeding the last of my spirit
on the microphone so you can hear it
not the clones , that'll mirror it
the bones that'll shake as it resonate's inert in the ears quick
grow a sack literally gro a sack ,dro it back
dont let anyone alter your appearance .. or alter your altered state of mind
NY to CGY Grind ...

lolol that was whack (**** u all blood) step it up if you wanna face me midget

29 years I've survived
Taken advantage of, jived and dived
And just when I'm making progress
Some dumb fool like you has to disengage the process
Now you've gone and made me angry
You've got me ticked off and I'm not a happy chappy
Why the hell would you try and attack me?
You must be fucked up in the head from all of that waccy-baccy
Marijuana, that ganja, that Marley
You're in Havana, bananas, and potty
You want to take me on? Give me your best shot
I'll knock the glass off your hand and knock you off your spot
And I don't go out drinking
But you must be drunk to front, what in the **** are you thinking?
You can't eat with me
You don't look much like a diner but more like a cleaner, so wipe my feet for me
Beef with me? How would you like it cooked?
Medium rare, well done or slightly mushed?
Speaking of mushed, your mind's all over the place
I should pull out the pen and draw lines all over your face
so you look like a colouring book
Talking about killing like you look to get a ************ here shook
I'm not a Mexican instrument
I'm looking into escaping this conflicting ****
but no, you had to drag me into it
Why is it that motherfuckers have to get in my way?
If it wasn't for you, I probably wouldn't be like this today
You're all GCSE
But I'm guaranteed to put you out of business like I was EPMD
Challenge me? I dare you
You've just signed your own warrant, now your life is in peril
You've just walked into the lion's den without protection
Now there's about to be a major dissection
A science experiment that's about to have a snag
I blow up in your face like an airbag
This is how I do it old-school
You're a stray gangsta, your family should scold you
I told you I was gonna **** you up one way or another
Just like a babe without a rubber
I've got safety in numbers
who'll put you in a daze and a slumber just like a sedated youngster
Fresh from the clinic, an autistic who's optimistic
involved an argument with a stubborn cynic
You call what you spit a rap? That's a sandwich
compared to a fine baguette
You're just a wench on a bench, a prick with a stick that doesn't hit
because you're all bent like a copper chick
How do you expect to fade me? You're not an eraser
neither are you a Star Trek phaser
If you're a God Then I guess I'm an Atheist
I've got no faith in you, I'm a paganist
Check it, watch how I wreck it, I set it
I do a 360 on you like the second XBox but my ****'s the Genesis
You really can't mess with this
I jump over your head like this was some Nintendo ****
So all the bullshit, quit it, fella
You're better off working as a Pick'n'Mix seller
************

**** you all blood,
**** you with a ball club
**** you till you bawl blood.
**** you till you sprawled up
look in the mirror you bloody pussy bruh
You're a douche bag with a small chub.
The only pussy you get is from a doll you blow up.
You're faker than a plastic vagina squirtin ketchup
I'll bite into your fuckin neck if I want sum fresh blood
You'll be dyin , while I'm sippin vodka smokin fresh bud
DUDU on the best stuff my nugs fat as Quest Love
All the sluts say yes to this stud, we get high, get drunk an get fucked
Youre washed up like a tampon in the bathtub.

**** these bitch ass haters
only way they blow up if they enlist al qeuda
u gettin throwd up
like when i blow a whole nut in your throat hole hoe slut
and u get sick of what crawls out n grows up
im sick need ta keep my gross up
post up what lebron netted
have'nt bin this connected since my mom shedded
the ambilical cord ,and i picked up that mic cord
and deaded the past on a live feed
intelligent design ,, che check the ID
bloods filled with drugs dont need a IV
all my buds have buds you know what i mean
No , then you aint sitting beside me
check these rappers , chin check these rappers .. with ma nikes
you aint **** just a wet fart in ya tighty whities
you aint sick , well im gnarfin on some tighty wifey's
baggies and Hip Hop , Shiit I dont take lightly
baby im Hip hop , your mothers a criss cross
between rick ross and kriss kross , no wonder my dicks soft
when it cums acrossed ya bitch talk
I aint ******* witcha
rather fucka wicka
feel wicked when i find out its ya brothers sister
**** um till the rubbers blister
ima smoke that pussy like it comes with swishers
roll up , spliff her wet , jet , swiffer your tracks
you can beg to differ
I wont beg
cause i'll bet you get tapped like a keg
and pumped like a pump ... if i like that face
im out before the cops come if that pussy taste like mase
aerosol or the rapper ...
well ya'll biteing or teeth grinding trying to master my last sentence
im writing and rhymin another chapter ...
splatter another syllable on the canvas
another rapper gets there answer
theres no question , well there praying mantis
i dont let it bug me...
Hip hops tantric ... amatuers throw tantrums cause they cant understand it
always looking down ... never getting down to writing sankrit in granite
granted they all want the grands quick ... but never pay respect ... im working for my grand kids ... so when I say **** the world... I want her to have my damn kids ... HIGHprofile

You guys are stupid

a walking coffin , coughin often
get mo throat then a losenge
if you aint offended , put a dildo on my whip
when you get rear ended ,put a pillow on your lips
doused in cloryphorm ,sleep it off ... biiitch
I know u aint talking **** to my dogs
we get so high we dropping **** on your gods
roll with titans , tighten my grip flick the bic
and watch ya;ll wax fall back as ya raps icarus
u a rapper or a raptor or a rap tour ready for rapture
you a papsmear or a master amass to more then what u heard last year
a drunk prophet on his last beer...aint ever scared a you dudes
triple kegger im drinking caribou lou thinking you can get tapped
sit back relax on two tabs, just gave my homie 15 how could i do that
since i was 16 they was like can you move that
since my sixteens is nikes .. check it , ya;ll can move back
im boom bap ... give the audience chlaymydia just to make the room clap
really aint got alot ta say , Hip hop today , aint nothing without Dr dre
if you aint running it, ya'll can walk away, wakka flocka flames,
shiit nah
I walk a flock of flames , ice in our veins CGY what kinda game u think im playn ? ....

so im just gonna say it ... i'll battle anyone at all , but if were battling were picking judges ...im not gonna debate whos the better emcee ... i'll let the audience decide

Hit me up sometime man, i need to shred somebody

lets do it

I don't know how to rap. I'm just here like a thunder clap
Rolling in with a flash, then leaving you with chills on your back
I would tip my hat, to this fact, but I'm just here like tree sap
Don't really make due with my stats, I just reflect the past.

I got a brain that expands every day, I have much to say,
but time doesn't pay, lies don't sway, so I just stay
in this shell in the fray, where I act and man the play
wreaking havoc every way, because the truth can't get laid.

So I lose my patience, and my notions in relations
to the god forsaken simulations of these vocations
bleeding out of automated sensation; mental menstruation
breaking my sentences apart to appeal to my ramifications.

I'll just sit here watching these insults lead nowhere,
Like scratching the chalk board with your bent silverware
I'm not even here to insult you, just reveal the ones you've bared
you're all just rapping in frequencies of red, with your vision infrared.

They tell me that I'm selfish, they tell me I'm irrational
How the **** is that? I can think for myself, so I ask you
How can I be those things if I've went out of my way
to extinguish other brothers who have been doused in a flame?
While one side of the family's trying to manipulate
I'm protecting another side of it every day
And how the **** can an autistic get caught up in this conflict
and end up having to choose which part of an argument
to agree with?
I feel like a little piggy in the middle
Being involved in a tug-of-war and being kicked at with riddles
Much like the Riddler when he leaves a lot of mysteries in the centre
of the ghetto for Batman and Robin to figure
And it seems like I'm being blamed for everything that's going on
and I've been caught on the hook for all the **** that's blown up
My perpetrator's got the psychological thing all sewn up
and my finger's trapped in the needle while it travels through the clothes, but
I've salvaged every bit of courage I can muster
to try and convince my brother that I'm not the ************
that he claims me to be, it's a great shame to me
that he's decided to up the ante and take the change laid
for every statement that he makes
There's no ailment for that sort of pain
because it's probably gonna stay with me throughout the days
Hostility is a difficult thing to bear
Especially when you've accusations thrown everywhere
in every ear of every person on Earth who sheds a tear
And there's no way for that blamed victim to escape
This has left me puzzled, I don't know what else to say
I guess I've gotta control my impulses that get in the way
'Cause if I blurt out something without thinking beforehand
I'm gonna be left with a broken heart and a sore hand
Stripped of dignity, deprived of spirit and divested of confidence
And all because the enemy you hate is taken prominence
over the whole gang much like a Mafia boss
when he controls his subordinates and adapts a force
that cannot be reckoned with
But if someone's gotta pay, then they've got to pay
They've made their bed, now they lie dead in it

put on my X rays ... help me see through the next day
bored spun like X games , see my man 4 the hand ta hand exchange
when i see my ex ,mane i have nothing to explain
at the airport , waiting for my next plane
at work sweat in my shirt waiting for my next pay
holding the world up youd think my necks strained
droing the herb up , dude im thinking this my next strain
droing the purp up ,till my flowin is purfuct, ya'll wanna purr puss
when under the surface we all cracked as the earths crust
if its a break down , break free , break through , break out

who wanna get baked now , pull the cake out ,
not playing games , make ladders out of snakes now
feeling great ape now
mary jane just had baby , 8 pounds 9 ounces
first ever combustible abortion
wtf was molly snortin
im chillin with lucy at tim hortons
im chilling as willy
feeling silly , feeling ceiling ,never concealing im real n
rather a villa then villain, rather cereal killa then serial killin
venereal drillin , really im willin , a million really ? ima billion, billy
affiliates feel me , philly it fields green ,
play ball
no small stashes ... you hear me adolf
you wanna play golf , get a scholarship
I caddy shacked , cleanin my balls n ****
see the thing about skill , it aint politics
its real ,on my baller **** , till allah abolish it
ya'll can kiss my bare ass or suck a koala's dick
u mean mugging looking rottweiler biitch
so chink eyed , if i blinked mine youd think i didnt have eyes n ****
walter white in the nfl on my heisman shiiit
you pussies still on ya hyman shiit
christmas grindin coal so long im on my diamond shiit
when i give birth to a verse , no matter what colour it change its hair
theres no dieing it
that means theres no killin it
eternally feeling it
**** a casket i aint feeling it
**** a casket i aint filling it
i feel ******* fantastic , is how im feeling Biiitch
I aint militant , i aint million ,one in a ... I paint trillion dimensions
run in a ... muthafuckers apprehensions
broke still have enough sense to pay attention
dope.... .... ... .. .

keep it calm,reapers palm, (wooosaw) reefing cron
(moolah),, I needs this mom , ... fresh to death
till the fetus gone ... rooks bunch a horseshit you feeds the pawns
eating prawns you crusty ass crustations , dont get crabby wit me
Bobby or whitney .... Houston I'll slap um Both
you aint half as dope
couldnt take half a half a dose
I have ta half ya throat
ounce your ass crack
double wrapped like a double stacked big mac
Greeezzzzy
double rap like a dub L phat big dab
eassssyyyyyy
its all gouda ,when im making cheddar cause ya'll
Cheeesyyyy

-HIGHpro

See, here's what's interesting to me,
I haven't paid a lot of attention to rap,
It always seems to be angry vulgar nonsense.

But then I found this thread! Who knew what a breathe of fresh air this would be?

You call this vulgar nonsense:

No, it's quite the work of art. Apparently I've only heard the angry rap, I wasn't familiar with pity party rap. It does have a ring to it.

Sorry folks, my personal stalker gets jealous when I visit other threads. He's only been here about 2 weeks or so, I had no idea he found me so appealing.

I'm not sure how one could muster jealousy out of what was already an expansive activity of posting. I cannot see why you would think this is some sort of exception, friend.