Neverending Rap Battle

Snookums, we are not friends, you are just a troll following me around. Get a hobby.

I don't understand how you can call me a troll, when you're accusing me of following you around when this is the second time I responded to you today, in the same thread.

Here's how it is, you and I know how many times you have posted following me. Holy Crap, Omsigdavid has you on ignore. Look at it this way, I have your number, you are not clever, sly or original. Who were you before you became OEM? This conversation is interrupting the rap artists, if I thought for a minute you would have followed me here, I would not have posted.

Sorry folks, carry on.

Two posts.

In the same thread.

Until I directly respond to you in every thread you've posted in, it's solely paranoia and reverse psychology within the form of envy.

Happy birthday to the one and only Prof
Best wishes, a big kiss on the nose and props
In fact, forget the kiss, a high-five will suffice
and maybe we can drop, stand on our toes and bop
Tip-toe it to the bar and order a whole lot of shots
Deep-throat it while we bang on the table with bottoms up
Keep swigging and chucking until we're pissed as nuts
Two grown men who don't give a ****
Two birthday boys who share the same month
Two men who step their game up
with one hand gripped on the same nuts
Grip the britches while gripping the bitches
Kick it with the chickens, Spitting on their kittens in mittens
And one pussy tries to crawl out, it's gonna fall out
Get the ball of yarn out and spin it until it's all worn out
Let's give a darn call-out to all the homies on this forum
Get aside and all shout, to the O.G., Mr. Prof
The Hasselhoff of the century, a Hip-hop identity
that we can recognise and realise, a street entity
Michael Dugas himself, pay a tribute
or get a bullet in you like a bull when it runs a distance from you

Happy birthday, home!

Happy birthday Prof

(The Gliitch account won't work)

hahah ******* Ills much love brother

thank You Glitch Much love Homie

I'll be forming my own band soon... I've played with others but now I will be the orchestrator. I will apply the utmost technicality and lyricy I can provide, and I will be sharing more on this soon...

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all he ever wanted to do was make music
schooled by hard knocks ,he's fates student
ever since the start blood in the heart knew it takes movement
pumpin through the veins , in vain , look out the window pane
pained , blood stains, on his palms, steppin out in the rain
to wash away the kings reign , breaking the chains, enslaving the brain
change is around the corner ,moneys in the driving seat
drunk prophet , foot on the gas... another funeral this week
when Money changed, something changed money
paid for it , with there life
paid for it , the final price

Never knew how to say forfeit
that horse **** , can ride out of town on a whores tit
horrid , emotions I had to war with
Warring ,G's regulating on a chorus
touring, horus flying passed those porches
and ya'll wanna talk horses ?
drive a trojan , into divorces
finger **** marriage , can u smell , remorse bich ?
every bit of blood coursing through the organs
course I feel love , but whats more important
courting someone you love or paying a fortune
so the government can take a portion
abortion , abortion , abortion

I'm the man with the Aspergers, fantastic as a wordsmith
Dare to challenge me and watch your ass get split like curtains
I'm known to have disturbances much worser than suburbans
or the Force that's used from Star Wars
My talent has more potency than injections
used by doctors when they stick them in your arm
(aaaah)
Quick to make you so numb that you can't grip things with your palms
Get you paralysed and terrified, shook up and immobilised
Just like Carl Bruner when he's being spooked out by a poltergeist
Running up on my street will get you burrowed up with some heat
Slammed and dunked just like a swoosh shot when you're jumping off from your feet
I gotta eat to improve my beat, I do a supermarket sweep
and steal the product from all the shelves just like I was a common thief
Super cali fragi listic explali docious (what?)
You're just mad this man can spit some extra dandy dope ****
(hut)
Mary Poppins couldn't dig the way I fly
The way I play, I raise it high like stakes for stacks of paper, making James surprised
I like my drink shaken
A lot of MC's like to stir **** up just like they were children in the playground
But I don't pay attention to them
The tension isn't getting to him
Never say never because there's always a way to get them
like Bugs Bunny
Ehhhhhh

elevate telling fate hellions faith welling
swelling face, dripping punches
ones is , one away from zero
they say supers impossible ,
dont be a hero , obstacles in opticals
looks like my pupils High jumping, pots a gold
I gotta go catch my leprachaun
smoking lebanon,feel like my head is gone
Shout outs to nick berg , word to ya family
insanity , im like the biggest dick in the world
I still get suprised when you pussies handle me
can it be , humanity?

stay humble
we all stumble
ever since the jungle gym ,i had rumble
rubble and blood puddles
never rustle feathers
look outside thats hustle weather
scrape a couple bucks together

banging music
strangling music
mangling music
dangling music
from the teeth of a beast never sleeps third eye open

heres looking at you ....

Quoting a Casablanca line at me? Don't flirt
Like an armless chick trying to jerk me off, it won't work
I got my third eye open and my third leg, call me Jake the Peg
my dick is all hard Like a framed bench
Smell me? Yeah, we've all got the same stench
Your fortune cookie has just been nut on by a rain man
You've got no faith you'll win, so convert into a pagan
Spiritless man with no soul, you're burning in blazes
Or should I say flames?
My fire will anoint thee
You'll be, dead in your triumph like Duncan expired
when Macbeth slayed him with the dagger that he see
Overthrow a king? That's dastardly to me
I'll whack you like Hanna Barbera fiends
and leave you more confused than Scooby Doo and Shaggy when they scream
It's no damn Mystery
In fact it would be history if Freddie was to actually **** Daphne
with a nipple boner from Velma Dinkley
Holy smokes, jeepers, hells bells and jinkies
I'm hella jiggy, I'm Big Will Smith with an erected willy
And I don't think it's gonna descend really
Because I've always been tough and flexible as leather bikinis
Never a flop, like Bad Boy, I never will stop
I seldom give up; I'm destined to make a bang-up job
And while others drink their spit from elementary cups
I'll accomplish my goal; to get respect and success at the top
************

heart hollow, gargoyle stay loyal
rooftop watching turmoil as we burned oil
seeds in the back seat , grown a new leaf
weeds in the front lawn , grown into trees
the forest's on fire,an we can finally breathe
try n read my rights , I write everything in my life
smoke weed pack pipes , alive today , survived last night
reading dantes inferno , souls beneathe my feet
grabbing my laces , my faith is a spaceship
genetic head trip went from throwin ape **** , to 8 bit
to a matrix , to mason freeing at the apex. we make it ?
implanted the basics into the plants we tasting
creation.nations growing impatient replacing our patience with doctors
see what mother nature has to offer
another hater has to off ya , or try to hoffa ya chakra
ive bin dirty n buried in that dirt so long , when I come up , pop a
hole through the ground crowds screaming zombie now
some sons , calling mummy , 3000 thousand years Ive bin hungry
wrapped up in this rap stuff , when andre was in his hundies
when ya mom was in her undies an you were in her tummy
the game has an abundance of bundy's
not enough TED's .... kids wonder'n wil'ma keep getting her bed
rocked by fred ,or will they just keep getting stoned instead
jesus, went from rappin with trap jesus
to watching black jesus
listening to that yeezus
what ever appeases the palette
Good an Evil is life all u need is a balance. of a million plus with talent
and you can get lifted as eagle talons ...

HIGHpro

get it well the gettings good
you can get it , like its getting hood
**** aint fucked up , like every morning should
aint getting sucked up , like my morning wood
into the belly of a beast
into the belly of a skeet
ninja I jelly and I peace
n hit me on ma celly i'll see ya next week
I'll be spliff'n on a philly
yea feel me
you and your affiliates , can chilly wit willy
cold ass bitches , hearts is artic im gittin really wet
kittin whatchu thinkin is it time to free willy yet ?
bin there done that
double wrapped it
I didnt son that at
tracks I runs that
backwards
sssskcart , gnarf a little art for the masses ,a master amasses
massive, an nexus , whats next is amassing connections
it gives you a massive erection , sayin **** classes n detention
girl why is being dick , only time i get your ass's attention
I dont give a **** like you assholes
sometimes i get pissed,I usually cum on yours tits
less your jelly for some R.kelly ,then its peanut butterelli bich
HIGHpro

aint seen another brother gutter mutha ****** that dont like ma cannibutter
,some people are blind , some stay blind , close they shutters , close they mind ...
I roll through life with open eyes, germany screaming nien , cops pack a 9
k - 9 ,homies throwing signs, on bail with a curfew , gotta be home by nine , stoned by 5 in the morning ,im, rubbing my eyes , couples dubs n im fine , enough to deal with this troubled mind. maybe its in this blood of mine
why I love to rhyme.I love to lie , in my bed hip hop in my head , Blunts jamaican red ,I love to try,id love to die ,my expressions green for go ... blazing money , this green is gold , came from the bottom up ,so bottoms up ,everyone of those chances broke pay day advances, never bought enough ...whats worse being broke or having your heart broke , both ... oh you havent huh ? live a little bit , quit acting like a lil bitch , this aint a prequel to air bud , you can smell it in the air bud , word to my dogs , think ur above god get you smoked like nugs .... gotta be blunt when you roll wit thugs .....( coughing , Yo dogg shut the **** up and roll it up ) puff puff ....

My words sizzle like bottles of 7-Up
Just as well, 'cause several have said that I've got a bubbly personality
I got a magic attribute
that stands out like a brown man wearing a pink hat and yellow hair in a pompadour and some plastic boots
I'm not even THAT great, I'm an MC who's blended in
Dropped from the sky, an MC who's Heaven-sent
I'm so normal that if I went back to my school
and re-presented myself to my friends
They'd wonder where the hell my "mental" went
I guess these days my autism is a red herring
But still a fish in the pond lost like a small-headed Lemming
Trying not to fall off with the game played in a strenuous setting
is endlessly stressing especially when you have a lot of professors lecturing
It's a pain in the rectum, plus my erection's descending
instead of ascending, like a deflated bed mattress that's resting
What I suffer is real, unlike choreographed professional wrestling
or one directing the next scene of a Spaghetti Western with Mexicans yelling
I'm a spectacle who's sexually attentive
Sensually perceptive and mentally interested when I check a good levelling
of a lady's end when it's pedalling and get my blessed leg wavering
Cause an earthquake in my two cents and get them quavering

Tough flow. Keep in mind the 4/4 beat and it will flow better.

look another rapper think there the greatest , faggets didnt even wait to degrade it , finger **** ya faces , basses , shaking basements , your faith shakein worse then shake n bake'n baggage , chickens battered ... is dad drunk or doing his impression of colonel sanders .**** these babys silverspoon fed pampers ... moms got cancer, im picking up food bank hampers, dad just bought a new camper , an a new car ... I cant afford to pay my respects , respect my nike's to your neck , you want a cheque ..mic check , mike checked .... all the boxes ... filed all the forms.. bin pushing paper since I was born , in the vapours ... four in the morn is a good indicator, I work hard no immitator's...