Neverending Rap Battle

I love y'all man, this thread is never going to die. I would try to post more.

get well soon, too ill

Like that 1 good ****

Love how these emcees rap, all they do is talk
But your different, all you do is die like Kenny from south park
I'll leave my mark on your seed cuz I'm a crazed shark
Who digs deep into the Atlantic and tare that seed to shreds n watch your face sparck
With fear
Happy new year peasant I'm the monarch who ruins you here
I'm talkin here and now so Kenny you can stop dying
Coming wit punches like I'm a jack ass? Bro Y R YOU EVEN TRYIN
its nothin to me that you beg for defeat cuz your a failure
Don't do it in front of me cuz you ain't tough to beat so talk wit your mom after I nail her that your having a brother n I'm da creater who impaled Her

I think you got this one ill don't like this 1

Crazed shark, it's a bloodbath,
red maze; let's start the shelling,
who's blood you smelling?

Hell, pads aren't enough to control your flow,
it's appalling, the red curtain's already falling,
here's the showstopper, the boat rocker:

Lines erratic, dusty spit making me and Ill asthmatic,
you're spitting south park while I'm on fire,
you're in the dark, and I'm the vampire.
Call yourself an impaler? No, you're her inhaler,
just a blow-up; grow up, fool,
wipe your mouth and stand on your stool.

I'll iterate word 11,
and pitch to me, sam 27.

~Reale

Haha.

Ill spoil your little riches n foil your plan
I'll take your bitches n leave you in turmoil in japan
Disrespect me? A backhand to your lyrical scam
Step up like a man or beat it SCRAM
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR ******* WIT
spit on your mother just cuz you came out your mothers clit
Feel the wrath you long neck giraffe before I roll up my sleeves
I'm a shark I kill people what do giraffes do? They eat leaves
I'm puttin you down like the toilet seat kill giraffe cuz he ain't worthy meat
Pervy theifs asking around cuz they heard he got a holy shmeat ( little dick)
Lmao bro you better gear up for this storm
You'll be cozy n warm n bam that's when I hit this forum
With vigor
Vigorously biting my prey reale for dinner
Crazed lunatic who plays wit pray n slays who he may throughout the day
Unluckily for you today's the day where you meet your doom.. Hooray
**** what you believe in face full of semen
I'll go to the grave n come back a demon
Put the weave in I'll rip it out next evenin
Gettin bored so I'ma start leavin suprised your still breathin

SAMYBOY VS 27 lol

REF
27 goes first. Spit that ****

27
Bitch I'll murder you straight to the core
Who invited you? There's the muthafucking door
Grab a heat seaking missile n take down a jeep full of people
Decietful words that are lethal to the descreet.. Achievable
The number is what they remember so **** your opinion
Your just a bag of **** who I feed to my little minion
Dragging your body n you to the torture gate
The way you come at me it seems like you were born to hate ...

REF
OK SAMY **** HIM UP LOL

SAMYBOY
saw you hiding in a bush taking two cocks In your mouth
Worse then tupac

That post posted itself lmao. I was writing n I wasn't done n it posted????????

Ms. 3 cubed: get well lubed up,
tube in your pubes, reale closeup,
you're huffing, you're puffing,
but who's gonna blow up?

It's gonna get rough,
man's buff,
blades in my cuff
like an emo assassin.
Let one rip like my ass is gassing,
cut you up like you should stop acting,
or break your legs so the show's over,
pull over, you're not in a landrover,
this terrain's too tough for you,
the bumps on your head aren't enough for you?

You're in turmoil because of the oil I'm spillin,
Thicknut, my flow's so slick, why aren't you drilling?

Stand up! No slut sit down, have a bit of decorum,
we'd like no more porn in this forum,
banged in a barrel, revolving, let's draw 'em:
I'm in a ghost town having a showdown with boredom.

Am I a leg breaker or bracer?
Shape up, I'm a square puck
Slapshot like a snapshot
Of Happy Gilmore-
Schwartzeneger in the Blackhawk
Get to the chopper
Before I pop ya, or shot ya
You're far out, to take the shot I gotta lock on with binoculars
It's Gliitch, bitches, gone modular
Hot business, like the lost witness got slit wrists
(Pause) -modulating-
This synthetic design (one)
Imbedded in my (one)
Flourescent mind (one)
Iredescent expected to depend on my reflection (one)
(I'm dark like the night)
Of my situation, ain't in the basement
But it's impatience, still evasive
Lifted, basic
Like a crane, I'm two-faced, switched
Then I break those legs like I say I would and sign off my name (Gliitch)

Ive bin bustin skulls, bustin hoes, bustin flows
U try bust my balls ,I’ll bust ya nose ,bustin bows
Never met another brother get half as gutter
Never forget that brother, then I have to Gut ya
Upper cut cha lower case g’s
Puff da dutch now I got the pasties
U clowns gacy ,I texas chainsaw lame bars you wanna face me
Eat pussy like Hannibal lector mmm tasty
xanex bars an a can a bargs
wouldnt be the first time a dope rapper Bites
im not a Dope rapper , a Soap actor , ima skull cracker
u can keep pretending your clean , ima dirty ya up
I’ll nut in your butt’s , like uh **** you aint heard a me slut
ya name is whatever cliché makes you famous
paints this red target stamped heinous on your anus
I’ll shoot my mouth off like you brang this dang **** on yourself
Stain this , lame ish , on the wall aersol my tag layin it where ya brain is
Just for sayin **** … oh im sorry did you say sane **** ??? same ****
You biters 8 bit …my sixteens sacred .like Sistine naked
You wanna get touched by the hand of god
I burn beef and leave my mark , mista cattle prod

How're you gonna **** with ILLustraight? You're a sharpener short of a pencil case
I have this pest erased just like the rubber against the page
You've got me vexed and in a rage, you've rattled my mental cage
Now my tools will Etch-a-Sketch your face
I'm a peasant, eh? Maybe, but we both have the same faces
And once you find out how I play, you'll definitely wanna trade places
So kiss the ring on the wrist of this king
while it shimmers and blings and it glimmers and it emits things on your thingamajigs
I've got a gold heart, little thief, this thing is an eye-sore
No use outshining me, Link, get rid of your Tri-Force
******* with me is a little bit of a dire cause
That's like a mollusc trying to exchange fists with a dinosaur
We're both tough, but one of us is fit to get stamped on
and cause a mess bigger than a leak in a chick's tampon
I'm about to stack some crap on you like an add-on
and cause my asshole to drop cack on you like an albatross

Ok so let me get this straight? Illustrates words form a portrait
The portrait reflects himself so I'm not surprised if I see horse ****
Your words are unorganized there lyrically wild your a spiritual child
Who never gets girls so your looks get you physically exiled
I'm the hyper phoenix spit fire cuz I'm a cypher genius
Put you in fetus position so you can suck your own penis
Your words just get people exacuted for retribution
My words are a pill for nyquil puttin you to sleep n get you electrocuted
Maybe then, just might maybe you can get a girl to call baby
Singin rock a by baby cuz this Ill child would never get a lady
It may sound crazy but you might have a chance if you took a chance in Haiti
Donate your ugly face Im sure only then. You will get accepted
Cuz over here that face is just causing wreckage leaving girls hectic@samyboy27,
Battle you?
I'll wrap you like a bandage and crank you like a hand-made Tutankhamen mask
and use a hacksaw to hand-craft you
I'll shank you and stab you from wide angles
from your packed abs to your thighs and ankles
until you're battered like the Jesus Christ statue
It's samyboy and Illustraight on another tee-off
Competing against each other in a round of team golf
You got your eyes on me? Leave off
You couldn't have them on me if you stuck them on me after plucking them clean off
You're a jack-ass at rhyming, so hi, donkey!
A child junkie who's high on weed - you want to fight, honkey?
Do the honky-tonky, shake a leg, dance a jig
Step it on your two-hind legs just like a prancing pig
If growing balls is murder then Ill's a manic anarchist
While your ass gets THAT ass kicked like a sadomasochist
Think my mind is seedy? You can't even imagine it
Even if you sunk this deep in the Atlantic
you still wouldn't find it easy to fathom it

For starters!!! Your a prime example why women get their period
That's you, take the PE out cuz no penis and you R a I-Di-Ot ( idiot)

Like that?

That was quite a scathing verse that you've managed to deliver
This is how I get my retribution, by yanking out your liver
You've got your foot up your ass and it's a damn big shoe-size
I might be physically exiled, but you still need your boots tied
For you to use my own verse against me, that's just straight up plagiarism
I'll put this Artis/artist in a forest, call it Kon-servationism
My face causes wreckage and make girls ******* wild
Your face causes horror, it makes the girls run a mile
And they say opposites attract, well there's no attraction where I'm standing
Your style has no magnetism, it's a reverse magnet
You can't hack this, Sam kid, you're just a seedy ************
While I'll never get a lady, you still feel a need to be mothered
Oh brother, now you're probably gonna flip that line
Say how my mother mothered you and how you flicked that dime
Yo momma this, yo momma that, yo, yo momma is fat
I sat her on a mat and I fucked her like a cat
I span her yarnball and fed her some of my milk
I made her dance an Irish jig and dressed her in a Scottish kilt
Oooooh, Ills has just been killed ..... not really, Sam just blows
I'll never get girls, while you've never fucked hoes
I'm an intelligent MC, you're a celibate dude
And that's why you'll never **** with the rest of the crew

Happy 2014!

Lol dont know y it copied your post??? This **** must be actin up n btw. It's my bday today

Must be an error on your side.

Anyway, many happy returns all the same, kid.

You couldn't come here alone / your crew came with you but now you're on your own / i'd scare your clan like hyenas chasing pumba and Timon / you remember the cartoon where lions are scared to roam / i'm a double-barreled shotgun, one straight to the dome / i'd kick you out of that toilet sit you call a throne, king of ****, i'd beat you up even when i'm weak, cut your dick and watch it scream while i click, i'm sicker than steven stiger, on a wife-beater, moon-rock eater, blood-clot dinner, i'd stand on your cold carcass like a wintertime winner, i'm your vaccine if you claim to be iller/ all the time you're a weaner, i'm dope like Tony Montana but i still wreck balls like Miley Cyrus / say hello to an Armani Virus, that's cause i'm designed specically to lay eggs, saber-toothed walrus, sorry i meant platypus / You're negative, so i minus, i'm heinous cause i ****, you're anus cause you're ****, ain't that some ****/ you're ILLustrated, made easy, don't be proud of that name, makes smart kids dizzy/ Don't have much time to drop cause i'm busy, you're a base E, near F, that's Failure Missy, do you miss me? i'm missing something, since you don't think, i'd ask what you're thoughting / your dick is trying to stand, we think it's bluffing / this is a diss but that's after we fucked your cousin / my sperm would be the earliest even if i came(Cum) in late, fucked your dream-girl and raped your date, flow goes bananas, i aped your slate, i should call you a lil-wayne fan cuz i dropped a bad mixtape and you still watched me skate / do you think i'm from New'York cuz i'm upstate, up in your state? i'm better than you, what's the debate? /Your like a dry creek bed why deny it ya flows "de-hydrated", I'm a grand RAPIDS LOOK, Watch as I Bind ya Spine like Im bout to GRAB-A-BOOK, Your death needs a chorus but LACKS-A-HOOK, ill Leave Autistik de-feeted(defeated) for tryin to touch a PSYCHIC'S FOOT /Your border crossing defenseS were weak, I SNUCK THRU, mexican rabbits dig holes, so your Autistic-breeding mom gets FUCKED TOO, I'm so UN COOTH, will pop you in the face then walk away laughing at your bloody nose and BUCKED TOOTH /My fangs spit n KILL YA SLOWLY, Hollister, Allister Crowley, your veins will FEEL IT FLOWING / I swear to God I'M TOXIC, when I rain punishment I'm running **** meaner than muslims get, I ROCKS IT(stone people). Peace Bitch.

Just messing around.