Neverending Rap Battle

you cant rap at all , getting nunavut like canadian capital,you aint got the back to get me backing off , jerk quit trying to whack me off , im packed with wisdom , u just pack ya ass with jism, i enact-a vision aint playing games ghosting on you apparitions... what am i gonna do when you come to my igloo chill out and play it cool , cause im colder then a bi polar , polar bear .dude im cryogenetic to you .. leave you needing a medical crew in the evidence room and a revron too .. ya guarunteed im better then you ever bin dude ,severin veteran crews for a cut , and you need to shut the **** up or come up norris , cause truth be im bruce lee and you getting Nun-Chuck..DumbFuck

I dont sell crack cause you asses have enough a that, and its ******* Whack as a reach around ... 5 ft 7 and i'll beat ya down... with a beat or the speaker , with a cleet or my sneakers , cause im running this game ,without a gun n cane, oh you NEED one to slang .. lemme guess you come from a gang .. ask ya girl she'll tell ya how I bang...you dont wanna toe to toe cypher , cause I literally toe to toe pro fighters , Oh snipers Military family... dear Bambi ima shoot you and your mother ... your gutter as the rubber filled with my nut butter ... aderol'd i'll crack ya skull pepper ya face with mace like ja lap eno's .. crack ya nose to the back ya throat ...**** now u smell how ass you flow. shiit

**** ya'll can get off my dick like a used condom , ya'll garbage used tampons,I sharted at bigger targets at vegtable markets , dragging the carcus of an artist through finger paint and stain the walls of ya mind , selling games old school, pack N64 cartridge...garbage you want an Oscar for being a grouch...you on sesame street I ordered an everything with herb and garlic , you bloodsuckers is retarded ...if you try n Bite me ... check it you can taste the nikes... you better follow directions like jeeze Mike D's real name Spike Lee...bitch youd probally gag on my doggie bags, you want body bags, i got bags that'll leave you bodied ,you got a rotti's face and a gotti's taste for not sticking to ya story , when was the last time you were sittin spiffin with a fourty thinking poorly... ima meta physical metaphor metasaurus see what happens when ya ford met a taurus scrappin the metal , play your strings like a rappin gipetto , saying canada aint have a ghetto, like saying your retarded an took the short bus , but nah you aint special ... how doe we test the bull , does he have heart ? is it cardiac arrestible? or does this pussy have testicals? asshole said you gone **** it ... have you stabbed up from the abs up crawling out a methadone clinic... hotter then ya effin furnace , melt off ya epidermis with epidermic needles ,used to give ya pee hole a tattoo ... saying it must piss you off im better at rap dude ...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtc4WoCVeTI&feature=youtu.be

dollar a day freestyle

(French accent)
Sacre bleu, that is a long lecture from ze professor
Le professeur de rap, shouting like a directeur
Or should I say "a director"? Well direct this for measure !
And you can learn from this in your next school semester
Oh la ! It is another day, another dollar
I pop my collar like Usher, every day I holler
HOLLA, like Missy when the E was Addictive
"Getting her freak on" at least until her belly skin splits
List this, or better yet, just listen to this
You're on ze hit list
You never met a wizard this gifted who goes by Autistik
who mixes a stiffening mixture of sick **** in his skillet
And fills it with fillers (pause) Nope, in fact, I'm kidding about the fillers
I've already filled my intestines with chicken
and I'm fat as a ************
But if you look at my past pictures you'll see a younger Ills with other skinny little figures
This is a freestyle I've just kicked in 6 minutes
Once I'm finished with this, I'm gonna move some furniture so I can put more things in it
like pencils and sketch-pads and those nice little biro pens I scribble with

ya'll aint paying ya dues
it rent time
I got this locked pen time
u pussy's feline
think ya dope snortin pills
, abortion pills
. dope
youd never conceive it
act conceited
leave ya **** seeded
pussy ur blind if you cant see it
get heated either melt ya heater in ether
or chill out when you get smacked with a stack of cubes cd's
well im drinking ice tea with ice T at a zulu nation meetiing
you aint hood .. you cant take a beating
ima bart simpson pimpin eat my shorts
ur bringing my genes for police reports
three piece suit , shoot youd never tie
my shoes on a telephone wire
when you call me liar
leave you rung up an hung up
meet you at the laundromat retire ya attire
puke on your birthday suit ... you aint sick
shiiit you aint this
bitch you aint dick
**** you anus
shitzu poodle crossed my lacrosse stick with yo coccyx
talk bitch im playn the field
vehicular homicide stain ya grill with this drive
you wanna ride go try the guy giving out candy at the playground
you kids getting raped now ... larry clarke movie
you kids getting bully... larry clarke movie
twice as hot , watch me spark dubbies of trips
got yall fallin for that ****
its puff puff pass it
not puff puff passive
hip hops pot got me puff puff passion
ya;ll **** talk lip locked bitch sqwauk ziploc'd
puff puff passified baby
clock um just to pass the time
you ass-a-nine , real rapper time ,
give a crap u think u have a shot
**** you constipated on a fagget ?
got you buggin on the maggots ... BODYBAGGED IT

nice ills

I'm like peanut butter; I'm soft, but I'm hard to spread
This is another freestyle I'm writing off the top of my head
So try not to get misled like a lost lamb from Christ's flock
Even a geek like me can drop a hard batch of dime rocks
While you're standing there stiffened like totem poles
I'm climbing up the mountain as high as Mount Snowdon goes
Reaching the top of the summit, I'm hot rhyming frozen flows
As cold as snow, stored in the deep freezer like golden cones
'Autistic' is not a word in your dictionary
Neither are 'smart', 'sensible', 'talented', 'witty' or 'wary'
If you can't take a leaf from my book, then you're lying to yourself
As much as a mattress lies on a bed or books lie on the shelf
Even a guy who can't freestyle very well
can rhyme better than you, and he doesn't need to cry or to yell
How greatly one's mind can excel, well, it's only time that can tell
But if you can tell the time, I'm straight like half an hour to twelve
I dig deeper than a coal miner than delve
Go lower than a well-wished throwing dimes in the well
My friends call me James Bond, I got myself a "Licence To Kill"
I'm like one of the Beastie Boys, I've been "Licensed To Ill"
Tighter than spandex on a girl wearing the highest of heels
**** living a fake life, I keep it real
Like a big dude in a slick suit, I strike a good deal
I can break a handicap barrier harder than a writer's block will
I keep my masterpieces lined up in my windowsill
No matter whether there's a light or a chill, they still stay seen like shines on a wheel
My life's like a reel; as it rolls like a sleigh ride down a hill
on Christmas time, you get chills listening to my lines as they kill
Feeling my rhymes as they peel and cut through you like a knife through your steel
And by "steel", I mean the skin of knights riding on wheels
that are horse-drawn
I might be cold but I'm fighting to keep my balls on
and my drawers on like a Russian trying to keep his borscht warm
I'm "Far From The Madding Crowd"' away from the common norm
Giving myself food for thought every day like a smorgasbord

Really proof read my writing cause it just keep replying
I'm back from the dead and I feel like biting
Time to convert ya to one of my kind
Hope you don't mind but you'll have to wait in line
Blood is drippin and droppin, you're still spittin and poppin
But when it's now right upon ya,
you're more screwed than a snot rot that's stoppin
And I ain't just talkin still so strange from this tonic
My icon is illuminatic, a triangular shape and I'm honest
What can I say? I have Freemason blood
I have Freemason pas and Freemason Cuz's
My family tree, screams out masonry
It's hard to believe but it's normal you see
I paint my face black, to shield from attack
But the flames burn red, cover the undead
Still you're bruised so blue, still have no clue
Have you gone yellow, you ain't a cowardous fellow
Or have you gone green? Sick of my sick scenes
But before you think you're right, all you'll see is bright white
That's the last light, as you die at midnight

remember the sparks in the heart the flow like reverse blackholes ,earth the universe crack bowl or ass hole ? **** , i guess will find out , define devine see how many lives a cat has when a nines out , whatchu lion bout ... meow find out what im bout in a rhyme bout rip ya spine out ... bloody write lines out on thyne scalp .. so over ya head getting head from ya sister n baby sitter on your bunk beds ... you never sacraficed your afterlife made deals with the devil to dead it when my hands grasp a mic .. hungrier then a potheads appetite to get green.. ya'll acting extreme .. get fucked like a triple X scene... I x men weapon X genes hotter then a phoniex wolverine sex scene ... you aint fly , im so high my third eyes leave jet streams . soul of a colder cat,, get so heavy bones'll snap , gone smack yo whack raps back to the polar caps leave ya molars cracked if you cant chill , solar flash on ya ass son... im never passin the mic more passion then christ ... ur getting fucked like the ass of a dyke after a sex change n you realize you were gay your whole life ...get smacked with the pipe ... filled with crack n a light...this a BTK film Bound tied killed ya'll acting tight ...till i gash ya twice with a slashers knife , smack ya wife , cut off your left side till you acting right ... right you think im just acting an wont give ya ass a slice , just ordered pizza n you called the cops who wanna cut ???shut the **** up , nut up, or get ya got gone .. . ya'll hip hop suicide bombers dont drop bombs ... just wanna blow up .. ya skeletons looking for bones aint got no guts ... in the lab on mad amounts of tab doctor showed up leave ya chakra sowed up ...so whatchu got your head in your ass thinkin your the ****

basic as a bass kick when free masons freebase it ...
Freedom screaming william wallace N,christopher wallace college
abolished or shine n keep polished ...polish ya mind till you slipstream
sixteens ...manufactured to get cream . n Ice , mix it up
eat that ice cream till you phat or sick as ****
think u rock , Hwwwat mike puff Bricks a dutch
thoughts remain alien every eve till your ribs erupt
im a sinner mon, eating cinnamon cini buns till i develop a cini butt
you can watch ma ass drop **** , not give a **** , cut cut the cinema
sa sa simmer bra,Ice, cubes at the barbershop trimming ya
aint looking for your opinion bra , im winning a human race
bright enough to illuminate...the illusions deluding , eluding ta fakes
looting the greats , and the fans loosing there faith
like eminem when your using your great
run around with superhuman strength
and pick up the pace , pick up ya face ,
when I pick up the faith , see pickets at the gates protesting
wicked with liqour ,lick her n whip it , bitch is a stripper , strip er n git it
its your sister ? i splitted ...did it n dicked her ,ur sisters addicted ....
soon as i add diction , to her addiction ta dicking
now i gotta read her dickens ,when i shove my dick in
I love my dogs but I hate that bitchin


Peace Yo GrimmReefer

divinity , infinity, vicinty, dont listen to these enemy's frienemy's ,for centurys show no empathy or sympathy simply symphony's if I got a synth on me , yossimmity flow symmetry similes like timothy leary DOPE ... yea you know it ... hemoglobin flowin true poet ...O **** like crappin with ya strap on half in ... shaking there heads like what the **** just happen...my whole life I was like **** rappin , go bareback on there ass ... so hot twat jsst watch i'll leave ya embarassed ,u realize i wasnt saying **** ya parents its nothing but apparent I cummed in ya moms lungs n broke up there marriage ... she was choked up till i pulled the dick out ... leave ya face swollen holding ya colon in a poem ...no longer full a ****. is yea ...

Battle from facebook


**** you both ... tuck ya toes to the back ya throat till ya tounge touch ya toes ,**** ya hoes i'll **** ya holes nut in ya nose , juxtapose its justa flow on your period or cut ya throat , u ******* chokes, take you to the corner an strut ya both , killed it an puffed ya ghost , ivory with a library,cheech and chong leave you both, up in smoke , well im on tour your ******* broke , encore , ya ******* broke ass bitch ...you aint got the heart or drive , rip out ya gastric an bypass it, so high ma soul fly passed it ...ya'll asses need the masses to be massive or you'll never be Big **** . L , Pun,Biggie im on that big **** ... ya'll hating like a bigot,
twice as dirty as buried down town squirrely's if you can dig it
shirley hit ya temple ,i think ur shitty , swirly ya mental ,
serve ya two shots of ya burgundy menstrul,
draw you a picture , bury a pencil use your brain as a casket

basically what im saying is you just got ya ass kicked

Once again, my name is Ills, I'm really glad to meet you
So how did you get the name "Gliitch"? Did your TV have a seizure?
You saw blocks on your screen that made your little brain hurt
So you smacked your Nintendo to make the video game work
As he blew the cartridge hard to get rid of the dust
He looked into the chip and discovered it was filled with little bugs
So he turned it upside down and shook them all out
Made like Captain N., cocked his Laser gun and took them all out
But despite of all that, his screen was still engulfed in static
Started seeing lines like a high coke addict
Lost his temper and was like, "Right, homie, that's it!"
Got straight on the telephone and phoned a mechanic
The mechanic came round with his box of tools
Tried to fix it while a jumbled-up Mario was copping stools
Soon as he saw the screen freeze like a Troop in his tracks
He let out a bitch scream and did a poo in his pants
What looked like Super Mario suddenly turned into Tetris
That looked more fucked up than an Alien flick on Netflix
A second later, it gave out Searchlights on some FX ****
Then in another second, it spazzed out on some XXX ****
After that, the screen split like Sonic 2 in a change over
One minute they were spinning, next they were driving a Range Rover
Once they couldn't move and the enemies had taken over
The screen faded to black and it said, "Game Over"

By the way, happy birthday, Prof.

So illustraight is illa-gay
Cause illa will not go away
Illa says I cannot stay
Who watches tv anyway?
Screw the mechanic, I'm a do it yourself guy
But my screwdriver's at home, and I'm currently outside
Out of the box, where I make up my thoughts
You're talkin 'bout cops like I've never been shot
I haven't but I know what it's like
It's like two times the knife
At you're wrist during life
The meaning of life is actually death
No one notices until their final breath
So they live "life" in the "fast-lane"
I'm claiming that as theft
Ima hunt you down like my name is jango fett
I'm in the right movie but on the wrong set
Cause I'm killin off the rancor
While dueling with the rest
The whole crew of morons
Are as Frènchè as Florênce
Which is a joke, that ain't in France
Shh, padmè's chokin on my pants
Then I've got you
Cause this is the best titty-bar on Naboo
This is your hangout right?
Cause you're here every night
Don't act all shy and don't try to hide
You're a worthless pervert
Lurchin hurtin girls in garments
They won't go to your apartment
You aren't harmless
Gaping saying "she's worth playing"
When she says no, "guess I'll be raping"
That's the game that you'll be playing
Too bad you ended up not saving
You're not sober, tippin over
This my friend is a true -game over-

HAPPy
BIRTHDAy
PROF!!!!!!!!

Happy bday to the best rapper I know. So we've all known eachother for almost a year now?

for me its been two years i met them in the 9th grade and check it out https://soundcloud.com/thedarknova/avon-debut-prod-faustir