theprofessor
 
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Reply Thu 29 Aug, 2013 06:58 pm
@theprofessor,
babblin to babylon , grab a bong an stab ya mom ,
in the abdomon , drive for cash faster then a auto bond
punchlines till i got no arms,short tempered never got along
krunk time to get my dro on,aint playin games , Socom so calm
salt on the wound ,assaultin the womb
immaculate ejaculate
fall to ya doom, fall through ya roof
so high , so fly ,aint faltering through my altered mood
this thing called the truth
beat the **** out of those things called lies
best , greatest, i know ur thinking all time
knight , mage , n king at all times
drop a dose too big for small minds
n pop a dose with there ghosts vahminos order dominos
cause erbody wants a slice

erbody

last thing they heard he dropped the mic
picked up the tables threw a beatdown

knock um off there feet meow

is there a pussy doctor in here ? 3 down












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theprofessor
 
  1  
Reply Fri 30 Aug, 2013 11:25 pm
born in germany , face blue , dripping burgundy
momma trip in emergency , hitler hit to early n forgot ta murder me
byproduct of a botch scotch surgery , so hot with the cops never copped third degree
walk in to court like guess you never heard a me
sheriffs observing me , got prosecutors looking round nervously
play back the recording you never heard a plea
underground they said dude this dugas dirt emcees
start jurkin me , in my heart its urkin me, but certainly
I aint gonna take it personally,got enough purp in me
to colour fifty barneys shirts ta feet , dirt in teeth
beat that pussy up workin those knees,fourtys of OE straight into OT
young guns an OG ... you a garfield or an Otie ... OD
you dont know me ... will when you need OZs
kill n get no ZZZs ...smells like your getting nosey
im the shaq attack combined with kobe ... your that whacked on codene
get whacked , a whack with no team ,
you dont know jack , im getting whacked by ya fourteen
year gash , gas masked well she blow me .. fo free

oh jeeze us ...God what if he still believed in one
heaven or hell either way life leavin um
and all that bullshit they feedin um
plant the knowledge seed in um
money grows on trees
an ya girl swings on these testees
**** a drum set hit um with a tom they wanna get petty
freddy krueger wasnt ready for me to dream machetes

I wanna cut

pies cakes , people getting baked i wanna cut
fryed, mashed . i want a piece of that cash
I dont give a FUCKK
8-e-tude
 
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Reply Sat 31 Aug, 2013 06:24 am
@theprofessor,
hell pro u r sick,u r better than any rapper i heard,better get yo self a record deal
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8-e-tude
 
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Reply Sat 31 Aug, 2013 06:25 am
does these 2 bars make any sense?

my life is someones curse,atleast i desearve to crave a hearse
m screamin louder than the rage of surf,i turned pouter
being the knave who serves,m justa slave of words,u are stouter,u hate to love,always followed u,i learned to hustle when u hustled to learn,u learned how to hate but 8 struggled to earn
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 31 Aug, 2013 10:33 am
15 gripped cars, more stoned then a brickyard
think I crack'd he spit hard , rip apart the genes an stitch heart
in the scars ... life is Hard but im harder , no chart , charter or carter
drop rhymes rolling past stop signs, never pop nines
always 8 , watching the movie seven
666 speed dial to my revron
5 finger fist fucked slip up wrist up
4 horsman git bucked hiccup get bucks
3 D spliffed up ripped up this dutch
2 pills its getting to real starting to feel the dru hills
who want one baby ? like a broken condom
kicking back mixin tracks listenin to action bronson
I love the Bronx I love Compton
do the carlton ordering wontons
watching jenny jones and don juan
bodied without any bones , dad left moms gone
cops took away his rights, like he cant go back, no no
he moving up or getting down , both yo
you must be bonkers quit clowning bozzo
in middle earth smoking frodos
backyard brucelee in the dojo
drake keep yelling yolo like he loco , remember im local ,
chokehold um at a social,treat him like pinata co called candy rapper ...
saying .. did i do that like family matters
family matters dont go turn this into a family matter
i'll be kissin ur cousins leave um chuggin my familia batter
licking there lips around a more familar factor
bich it aint a lisssp its a rap slurr , classic back in the jurassic a raptor
right chickenheads bock bach
Gliitch
 
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Reply Sat 31 Aug, 2013 12:29 pm
@theprofessor,
That number thing was clever. Thumbs up
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thedarknova
 
  1  
Reply Sat 31 Aug, 2013 04:22 pm
uhhh
came out of under a rock
to smash these snobby cocks
attacking me you trash yo fate
when the nights late, you look at me and masterbate
make yo wrist pop
gut you wit zip lock
yeah im body baggin you niggas
im letting scotty out wit da triggas
hes gunning you down
when you comming around
you come in you frown
flip it up side down
why so serious
like a sentence im ending you....Period
im dope but i aint even go in yet so how are you delirious
it could be friday 13th
on elm street
durring Halloween
MBK's still the scarriest
like beautiful virgins
your wanting me to go in
and start flowin
theses oceans
from my scrotum
my words, deepthroat em
till they hit your heart
you would end your own life if you was smart
you'd lose a knife fight
wit a white dyke
cuz atleast she keeps the strap-on
and ill keep rap-on (rappin)
till theres a black son
now you know why im dark nova
but you more like a white dwarf
who fights ak-ward
you aiming bows to the knees
my word vs yo arrows bitch please
you cant com-pete
got an eye for this, bitch im dova-KEEN
i filter out the bullshit...nova SPLEEN
that would MEAN
when i blow up your life is ova
so basically dont **** with darknova

Verse for track with foster
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Sun 1 Sep, 2013 03:23 am
@theprofessor,
I'm still rhyming, keeping it raw with my vocabulary
Arm of the law, standing tall like a constabulary
I keep my way of thinking secure like a sanctuary
I'm on a Monster's Ball, playing games with Halle Berry
Blowing a bunch of raspberries is my personality
which you couldn't match if you struck a stick on my cavity
This is my mentality, dare to slap some hands with me?
Outmatch me in this harrowing piece that I call my masterpiece
My autism is a missing piece of your jigsaw
I'm just that piece you decided not to pick off the floor
You think your life is complete without a gifted norm
What's it gonna take for you to accept me, you little whore?
Do I have to jump circles or run a marathon?
Take part in a ******* country decathlon?
Go on a safari run in Africa
or walk up the Fuji mountain in Japan or jump around like those chumps in Avatar?
Do crazy circus flips while walking on a burden of sticks
flying through a sequence of hoops without being burned to crisps?
I feel like the biggest jerk that ever spit a verse that turns a chick
in turn and gets her jerking like a nervous twitch
That hurts a bit - nope, it hurts a lot! Now go and nurse that stitch
Get the doc to put the aid on first and then disperse his spit
And work it on the skin that hurts and burns just like a murderous witch
when she gets condemned to death, hurl the sticks and burn the bitch
Mikey, you've done enough - it's Ills turn to cut it rough
Just like that psycho barber Sweeney Todd cutting his customers up
I overcome my problems while I cause some OTHER problems
Not even Batman, Sherlock or Dr. Watson could solve them
I do a lot to con/Kon these Artis/artists but I'm not Denaun
Box these hard-ons like a Porter with bottles of Dom,
Perignon - I don't think I'll stop, I think I'll carry on
So Kenneth can go **** himself with Sidney James and Terry Scott
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Gliitch
 
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Reply Mon 2 Sep, 2013 03:42 pm
We have so much fun
Jumpin the gun
"What's up doc", got it rapped up in a bun
I'm radiant and hot, a founding father's sun (son)
I got caught in a lost cause
Want nothin but a big aug
And an odd aud audience
Lobbin 'nades in the lobby now
Where's the crowd then? party foul
I'm high up in the sky and I'm high- party fowl
Or the bravest man to step down is a hardy coward
A hearty coward who scarcely cowers
He's a concrete power, unstoppable until you mix em up rich, money shower
They called him the man of the century
Tell me what was his name again?
Now he ain't worth a penny
No such thing as a painless lesson?
I didn't think as much
So you like it huh?
He used to be the richest punk
He had Midas touch!

Now his home is the boulevard
His life started getting hard
So he didn't try to fight as hard
And fell with his body charred
Now he's fully scarred
And lost off the arch
He couldn't take part in the harmless art
Of being a kind man and he fell apart
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Mon 2 Sep, 2013 07:02 pm
@theprofessor,
https://soundcloud.com/ills-2/kanes-theme
https://soundcloud.com/ills-2/stranded-in-tokyo-ii
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Thu 5 Sep, 2013 06:55 pm
@theprofessor,
ya'll can lick these , doing buck 60 outtta mick D's ... kids ya'll spillin ya sippy's
im iller then 50 rappers , fix these actors with a break , affix meek stature ,
if ya fake,im about to liberate , lift ya face , literally , spliff wiff grace, if i see you at tiffanys , i'll strip ya cream,bitches like you need a Dick ta dream , pick a team , Ice pick regimes, tickets in the Box office .., dont get obnoxious I Ox bosses put um in a box toss it , well im jacking off an cum across it caustic acostted




every words the truth , never heard a you's, im serving you suckers , the nerve of you fuckers ,turn blue as they rupture through , ur guts are spewed , ******* you with the shoe , i just stuck in you ginsu'd , suction glued, what im rude , n ur screwed , rip off the nuts n bolt , its not my fault I took a lie detector test n goku'd a hole through ya chest , boot ta neck , kick ya ass ta buddapest , cause use a pest ,you dont bug me fugly i'll let maggots do the rest n chew ya flesh... pay your mother to go through the mess an clean it up... u think u sick im looking for vaccines ta puff , what are you screaming Huh? when she suck my semen up...horny demon slut ,almond lung everything she breathin nuts ... the way these kids atheist patriots God they dont believe in us , they Be leaving us .. eat it up...hungry as a pregnant mommy with no money unborn son weigh 420 ...
Illustraight
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 02:56 pm
@theprofessor,
I fight my way through hell like CONTRA
But there are a lot of GHOSTS & GOBLINS in the way, as well as monsters
So I pull my METAL GEAR out and make it like it's DUCK HUNT
Shoot them down like MEGA MAN in all of his number runs
Put on my METROID suit and save the city with the heart of DOUBLE DRAGON
without falling off the ******* wagon
And here I am spreading the news so call me the PAPERBOY
My TERMINATOR turns your COMMANDO into DICK TRACY toys
My crew moves quietly, call them the SILENT SERVICE
Your crew are all McKIDS, just a bunch of gimmicks who act childish on purpose
I take the plunge like SUPER MARIO
Conquer your land and run off with your whole loot like WARIO
You rappers don't exist like TETRIS circles
You RAMBOS reckon you're STAR SOLDIERS but you're just SMURFS and NINJA TURTLES
Cock my TOP GUN and spread the fire like a THUNDERBIRD
Cover your whole TRACK & FIELD while you cower like WAYNE'S WORLD
These kids have lost their balls on some MARBLE MADNESS
Trying to grab them with the POWER GLOVE, they're DONKEY KONG bananas
I rig the stage like BOMBERMAN, these are my DAYS OF THUNDER
Once your DEADLY TOWERS collapse, your days are numbered
I confuse rappers like DR. MARIO with the medicine
Perform a MECHANIZED ATTACK on all you veterans
PUNCH 'em OUT like MIKE TYSON
DOUBLE DRIBBLE them senseless and make them fall to the DEVIL WORLD like ICE CLIMBERS
I'm SIMON on my QUEST coming with the flaming whip
and slaying every ZOMBIE NATION, this is CASTLEVANIA
And every day I'm in a CONFLICT
It ain't a COOL WORLD, I travel through the SHADOWGATE like DARKMAN
I'm a ROBOCOP tackling all these ROAD FIGHTERS
A bonafide URBAN CHAMPION and a sole survivor
Watch how I SNAKE, RATTLE 'N' ROLL
And ROCK 'N' BALL all of you RING KINGS, leave you BROTHERS trapped in the SNOW
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 7 Sep, 2013 11:29 am
hood as ma hoodies ,street as concrete ,rookies please.. **** your rap battles ,war torn fatigues ,strip ya sneaks an run up in ya crib eating out ya fridge , skeeting out some kids on ya bitch ...smack yea head with the toilet lid im gonna **** .. on ya alpha dog... hater think you a Master ..Beta , wouldnt be a player with a sega , no game so lame slap ya with ya gold chain u think you sold cane ya so vein ima cut ya jugular an let ya throat hang stab ya flab with a stack of smack n codene codang go bang you aint feel no pain...aeresol can ya fam go paint um on a wall... going through mari-ganja withdrawls ...ima beat the flesh off ya , your best offer , gets hoffa'd ,u aint a mobster hungry for the pasta , cheddar n the mozza,I got ya girl twerkin well your jerkin ya gurken,with detergent trying to clean up,the tatoo of ya pre nump ... three puffs from re up ... muthafucka gutter as a cannibutter stutter put a fist to ya clitorous bitch watch yo hyman rupture, time to pick ya panties up , put your cards down or anty up ,put your anties up ... you dont understand me, Bluff and get your whole family Fucked,Im to G for these Groupies , I got a G for that coochie but i aint got a G for that Gucci ... cause unlike you Dicks I know what suits me ... I wear pussy like a condom so I aint got no problem ******* you up ... what .. ive bin locked never once got dropped or knocked out ,never copped out , never stopped meowed , when i got out .. so when you see me in your hood you better watch out ,pull ya watch out see how fast you get clocked, now you know what time it is 420... so **** you n give me your money ...
thedarknova
 
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Reply Sat 7 Sep, 2013 06:44 pm
https://soundcloud.com/thedarknova/styles trying diff styles
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 12:18 pm
@theprofessor,
who the **** wanna drop a diss, drop a sarcophagus on top a this populus ,stop with obnoxiousness or watch your drive die locked when the monoxide hits,beef mon i'll leave you Ox eyed ,you dont know whats at stake, whack fakes , jack offs an ejaculates ,roll up like a pack a paps , leave ya swolld up when I smack ya face , back ta grace , with a rappers faith, like his weed habits laced , ya'll hungry like can we have a taste , heard you wanna take a shot , but you needed a gat at ya waist , he wanna be greater , then demon creators , breatheing in nature every evenin eating eden bleedin on paper , reefin on vapour ,sequence in beta . people walkin around mute to hawkins talking bout vader , unless they hawkin there lightsabres , I like Jade , I like Jada but i aint jaded by the haze ya haters ,. hey derr nice to meet ya , dont need Ice to chill these speakers ,how my levels check the meter , fresh demeanor,aint just a dreamer , a man manifesting destiny's manifesto ether,rest in peace ya ,if you cop outs let um police ya... playboy get more bunny's then easter .either feed a muthafucka his dues ... or someones getting murked wont be no game of clue , who ?


I spit the truth
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 12:37 pm
@theprofessor,
you gotta machete,u ready to get five finger fist fucked by freddy crueger,i need a pooper scooper for the amount a **** ima plow , **** you so hard your disemboweled, fist in ya mouth , lets hear you talk **** now, rippin ya blouse , Rest in peace to any other dick thats fit in ya scalp , ima open ya mind up , ya clit and legs ,******* your **** so hard you need a colostomy bag,you want more you could possibly beg on all fours ,pegan your corpse , like im toe taggin an assult charge, did you call the cops ? cuffed to the bed as I rip off ya haulter top , bitch hollar stop.. next thing you know she crawl on top , **** is that all you got, bitch bend ya over an, **** you like a dobeman, pop that cherry with a soda can , dont even have to ask who the man , when you go home to him you know I am .... you know I am ...
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 01:11 pm
@theprofessor,
Laplante some seed in between her knees, maybe she'll grow up ,im sicker then the disease between ya sheets and throw up skeet, I dont wanna **** you , I wanna put you back on the street for weeks till your knees are scraped and you need escape , plead for a break , holes are gaped , got G's that'll give me G's to hold ya and use your pussy as a holster, poser stand there and do whjat your suppose ta , watch snuff flicks of the last tough bitch ,that lube was kosher,we live in an abusive culture , I dont wanna seduce ya im vulgar unlike these vultures I dont want your bones I just want to insult ya.
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 01:51 pm
@theprofessor,
you rap like your daddy touched ya , and your brother and forgot to wrap it **** , you aint phat thats just ya gunt , you wouldnt draw blood on your time a month ...i'll shove pencils in your menstrul and write your last will an testament, you aint the **** just excrement, ur the mexican stand off of hand jobs , WHACK,a prostitot trying to floss her twat, , ur brains a ******* **** machine , your drinking nuts till you think your nuts, whore slut, biitch go take care of your pups...go read a dictionary and work on your diction,quit trying to be dirty herpes trying to find a place to bury a dick in ya dickies... ur greasier then a mc d's condom in a gay orgy in compton...keep talking pussy i'll treat ya face like a pocket pussy ...
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 02:11 pm
@theprofessor,
dollar a dae an you can feed a gay rapper full a ****...give a **** about a last post ... got chapters of rappers who act casper and that ghost , dont scare nobody , no buddy , you aint making no buddies ,leave ya so bloody ya soles bloody dont understand Da feets im willing ta go, you aint willing ta flow till im spillin ya throat ,so you dealing some coke , im dealing bout a million dopes , dope ... Dalt malt an molly .but I love lucy and she love maryjane ... and she love Holly but im married to the game , n bitch your chick aint got no ring...im street so what chu trained ta to ... bitch im from a society where theres nothing humaine ta do , but brain a foo, for acting smart .. u need bags a viagra to be half as hard. so you soft and I come across like my blood pumping twice the heart ....
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 02:56 pm
@theprofessor,
Fagget you a gangbanger...say it twice for you dopplegangers, Jesus i'll pop a squat on top your manger , cause you aint ****,Fake bitch, got a needle doll for when you blow up like Fake tits...you pack a nine i'll crack ya spine an show you how you cant back ya lines ,act proud like a pack a lions, got u flippin send you backwords flyin, rap a rhyme n , smack ya hyman ,pussy send you back in time when you never opened ya lips, aint **** slap a rapper with his bladder soaked in piss...were different pedigree, decapitate ya soul so you'll never get ahead a me, doped up on amphedamines torching ya coroner reports with acytelene...at the liqour store strip ya corpse cause NO BODY wants Shots of your Bullshit Bullets... shooting your mouth off , hit um with cerebus Hell thats south paw... what chu talking bout bra ??? im milkin these titties ...
 

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