Neverending Rap Battle

Niiiiice keep it up

if its supposed to be about rap then im the most strapped , if its supposed to be about straps your chapped gangsta asses would know alot about that , aint no cop but you can get slapped with cuffs tied to the hitch of the back of a truck well its backing up ... this HIP HOP you aint backing it up ...my belt black enough to keep ya from blacking up these eyes when you acting up... if you think i wont smack ya up ... u aint Dope get no KCUF like you backwords **** ...if its about words ... Word ... if its about butthurt merk pussys with virgin blood on there shirt well im squirtin im certainly waiting to start degradeing the next great king paint sistine chapels in a 16 battle ya hands never touch this god ,**** you frauds , Fucked your moms , and **** you broads ... beauty of it all , we if aint nothing Flawed ... before you draw, my drawl depict a picture for ya'll ... u start lippin me off , im either kicking ya Ja or rippin it off ... my verbals leave encryptions in skullz.. manchurian candidates im enlisting ya all, ta listen to the beats in your hearts as there ripped out an charred ,i starting ******* with ya money , like a sexual assault charge on ya mastercard.. pay respect or hell start skull ******* an breaking necks like saten sex,hoe which hole am my gapeing next ? wanna start taking bets.. i'll take ya best ...u pussies an bitches aint just ******* with a vet... im a serial killer with dexters labratory set .... n you some cute lil pets....

THANKS EVERYONE ALL YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME LOVE YOUR PASSION AND TALENT AND LEAPS OF GROWTH

The Bible said to turn the other cheek if a guy slaps you
Well, rap says to burn the first ************ who tries to outrap you
I'm here with Glittch, and right now it's a little awkward
He tried to flip my name round, he's playing kryptic crosswords
Like a human, this guy has two i's in his rap name
I have two L's in mine, I got mad game
My rap's straight, so I do live my life in the fast lane
Homie your flow is French snail, plus you're on crack 'caine
Man that's lame; I adopted a street ethic
You're like a generic Clifford Smith, because you always use a cheap "Method"
Think you're on top of things like a tree leopard
But we all know a leopard can't change its spots, and that's a key legend
I'm about to change my spot in this mortal curl we call our Earth
I've been a gifted emcee probably before your birth
Trying to come at me with some French words, I'm sort of irked
Who do you think I am, your Parisian college girl?
Homie I got family in France, they live in the Normandie world
My uncle's a chef, he'll have you sautéed and served
And leave you looking more absurd
than a snail trying to run in 10 inches of garden dirt
You're about to be eaten on some Tasmanian Devil ****
My appetite is ravenous, your flow can't even level it
But if you want to battle, tell me how you want to settle this
Shall I decorate the table, serve you some eggs and chips?
If you want, I can get a Chef in it
or get a DJ to fill the atmosphere and deafen it
Get a teacher to mark your Aye Verbs and sentences
I'm a Menace when I Sketch, I'm an impressionist
Your words are Hollow, a complete Dizaster of a verse
You're a Hitman who tries to Holla, a cheap rapper at worst
I leave you looking Okwerd, like a back that's been curved
A Quasimodo-type sucker, mad and disturbed
My name rings bells like a Catholic church
Your name's all over the floor like a janitor's work
Who gives a **** about your titty bars and your city cars and your shitty bars?
Ills wipes this Glittch hard like a liquid mark in the mini-mart

singularity sparking, carbon based life forms .. worn the fatigues of war torn country's bleeding eden ,terraformed carcus's with hearts beating ...seeding the very ground they walk ...down the block you can see that pound a chalk on the counter top , abacus amnesty no counts are off ... if you dont get the point ... you can bounce right off.. an ounce is a write off.. every ounce of blood sweat n tears without a night off.. so bright cant sleep at night cant turn the lights off ... not sick like cough , but sicker then chicken pacs to get a spot ...wont stop after the cartier watch or im charging jay quap for my next bass drop ... when nothing made sense .. I went an made dollars ... maybe they'll pay attention ...its all gravy baby blaze accension ...

It's my birthday tomorrow, and I'm 28
Could've started my rap career at my 20th age but I left it a little late
I'm about to pick a record and set it straight
And if my naysayers want to hate, then let them hate
I couldn't give a **** if you dumped my dick in Sellotape
Stuck it on a resin plate and rubbed it on your pretty face
I lift bricks and push them fast, I'm a heavyweight
You're flick chicks with pussy traps, I'll call you featherweights
I flip quick and whoop your ass in a Ricky way
When I spit ****, you fools carom like ricochets
Kick wicked like a master with his wizard ways
That's my sickest way of mastering raps just like video games
I work the same job and still get paid minimum wage
I swear to God if I won 70 million today
I'd really say, "**** this little gay job, I'm throwing this away!"
Leave Great Britain and take a big chill pill in Spain

cypher up .. lighters up.. ignite the dutch ...mics is up .. angelikis .gotthose .. dugas . got bros .. snot nose foes ... sick a them achu ... when im cumming im gunning at you .. whack crews .. fluffer chicks .. **** a bitch .. like stuff ma dick .. up ya trick ... no magic ...johnson dont need aids ... dont smoke um , vaporize um who needs paps .. to wipe my ass ... so you like ta rap . im like Love with a mic attached no rubber glove ... fried eating gutter grub ... butter bubbler mutha fucka and then i did the daughter .. who u know rawer ...**** in ya drawers ...temper burns holes in saten like he had a stareing contest with creation ...underground before i had a basement .. poor an couldnt afford a facelift...fell from heaven still in her graces ... course I ate a four course meal an hour before court ... i just got out the hour befo four... retort ...

when i die im rolling up to god with a pound a dogs...with pounds, that pound for pound knock out heavyweight champs in every round ... cant lift there arms ... belief wasnt devout ..end the bout with no doubts ... clips like gwen stefani's, shits bannana's ... i'll **** on ya bandanna... id like to present bad santa with bad grammer...string you along like santana...tie die a black panther ...blow up more radioactive then gamma's.... u wouldnt have a shot snapping cameras...I couldnt not have a shot if I had a glock all the bullets lost and the trigger locked, iris see my wrist, watch ya bullshit talk ... ima mix a wallace n shakur ... im a bigger Pac ....taking bigger shots ...thats fa sure ...SMACK... thats my word ... you'll see me free on dvds on lsd .. a melody what you telling me , not a felon please .. got no felony's cause i never fell on knees .. just hung muthafuckas off balconies for doubting me .. sweet taste like a suge night ... you thought you was hood right ... where did you grow up .. same place I throw up and buy my cold cuts ,shown guts and got sowed up .. you no nuts wanna show up ... pop'd soda'd ... whats you sipping thats not cola ... leave stains on ya brain do not use coaster ... roach yea ... soldiers you sold ya soul its over ...I broke tracks off roller coasters and made stacks never paid tax ... **** um like im to laid back to even say that ...

he grew up in a zest pool
traveling from next school to next school
next town , new city .....
still roll with the whole crew with me
bumping young buck, buck 65 , n buck 50
eating mick d's , chugging dixie cups
walked around schools feuled by the rage of a face beaten everyday
when he got home.. with bruises and broken bones
his spirit unbreakable ... stoned picked up the microphone
watch life unfold ... like the magazines at ma barber shop
homies taking pics of him sitting in the back a cop cars
never copped out ... so high in school never dropped out
kicked out .. kicked down a set a stairs and another one
wipe the tears with his pillow case , cried himself to sleep
15 no roof over his head , no food to eat
gripping car after car cause he always had the drive to get far
start spacein ... mind flys ta mars .. but his hearts on venus
more fucked up ... then san an dimas .. his dream is a Bill an Ted movie
with more hip hop and a ton of dubies , make heads shake like a monster booty
is this my life or a monster movie ?

prometheus teaching us how to keep the burn alive ...thank god everyday im alive.. almost died least 9 times n this cat still survived,listening to kendrick like bitch dont kill my vibe ... heads still ringing from the crashes...walked on broken ankles and still balled ...from a broken home. brokein collarbone , broke noone to call on the phone to care... that dont **** wit me stare ... look in the mirror face my fears cant be scared ... as a kid ,a horror movie addict with the aura of a dubie habit...

whome u dissin glitch?,u know he aint gonna backdown,no matter how much u insult him

ok leme decide,illustraight vs glitch....
glitch wins

Look who's come to poop on the party !

For your information, 8-e-bitch, it's a RAP BATTLE, so don't get your pants in a twist about who insults who because you've obviously never taken constructive criticism seriously yourself (assuming what you just wrote was directed at me).

And who says anyone is backing down ?

So you're better because of the letters in your name?
Bro forever is a true mood setter in the game
Claiming you're brain is more sane, there's no 'caine
No cane, but candy like my nice candy paint
On my p18, Volvo enters the race
A **** taste but a quick pace and a Nos tank
Next thing you know I'm FIRST PLACE!
What a way to lose face, for like you, a disgrace
You weren't even second, you appear as just très
Now I'm parked at the top, ruler of the lot
60 seconds on the clock (tick tock tick tock)
Even if I want, I'll trade my rap for rock (electric guitar chord)
Amplify my sound, surround the crowd
And hand me the crown, I'm king of Vietnow
Raging the machine, this battle of LA
OMG, a UFO's in USA
You may say that you portray
A rapper's image on a silver plate
But you're too late this game's incased
In permeable sands and walls of clay
The world's invaded, maybe raided
Why give credit on this fake ****?
I ain't real, none of this is
Every rhyme I bake is for the show biz!
(OMG, can I have your autograph!?
Of course honey, which breast should I sign?)
You're clique can't click
Can't stick for ****
I fly like a bee
I sting like a tick
She sees, she snaps, she wants the d
Baby please, this rap is rated e
This crap just isn't g
Right off the bat, right off the t
She's got my back, I've got her v
We end the track with some Zzzzzzzzzzz
You're so mediocre, I fell asleep...

still feeling like the **** I took yesterday ...Huge ... drop lines stripped off gods spine , co signed split personality with the signature Dope rhymes ... dont mind me .. society's twice as grimey , aint just a rhyme feen , rhyme schemes are crime scenes ... a robbery or bodily fluids leaking ... behind me theres no puppet master just another corrupted bastard trying to hack the database and crack ya password ... passed earth passed the milky way ... in the grimiest multiverse with a filthy spray .. walk dimensions before men mention one side of his accension ... spinning a rhyme since the beginning a time, bouncing rythms, acoustic waves livin .bodies encarnate in light prisms , wisdom in the vibrations which give vision ... decisions , and incisions scalples every mouth full ... serenity singing symphonies emanate concious wake illuminate the doom , fates loom wait , take your chance now before it to late ... end of time ... got a due date ... it could be today ... with a Bang BANG... or pew pew ... a dang gang ... or trippin on a poodle... bitch crack ya noodle ....it could be the hoodie , wooly socked , block cat , or a psycho paint ya roshauq .. and i know that... so I go at those raps like every second im all that or it could be me with my skull cracked ...I wont die befo I gets mine ... cant wait for next time , sick I want the gross , but have to ball for the net ... dog, cops released him , unleashed him ... think he gonna let ya collar his neck ... tell you strate there a new mandate after i had to pay what i make to a gov take my cake its legislate a victum surcharge , if ur charged ... even if there was no victum ? how much .. 75 bucks what the **** get off my nuts ... gotta sell drugs to afford grub you believe this... like a fetus baby I dont need this ... good thing im hungry , never let a man take food from me ... kick me outta school dummies ... ima crash test your girls ass next with twenty's, fifty's, hundies .. plenty...bummy and get a playboy bunny ... hungry ... how old is she ? I like cherry's ... her name was sherry... she went to the club didnt ask if she carried ...her ID ... cause she was with Mary .. I married jane ...shes a smart girl ,know these girls need brains ... graffitti tonsils and repaint her fangs ... like im banging the Queen of the DAMNNNNNNNNNNED

Guys quit it.

ima make it simple you cant take in the info ... im from a place where you watch what your mouth ... you know every single word that comes out ... have full knowledge in what your talking about...talk cause you dont need to shout ... cause MD put you on the table pull the needle out ... your brainless dont need a scalp ... this steel stainless , dont pee your self .... shattered the mirror of your carreer , you dont see yourself getting famous.... im shameless wipe my anus over your faces ... you still aint **** ... not one impressive rap , u cant stomach a digestive tract .. u wont make **** , im ancient rhyme sacred like another virgin on the ulter ...ur vacant rhyme fake **** like the dog **** you buy for a dollar ... dog you aint **** .... and I says this... faggets you ******* ass ... I roll up to studios dubie flowd puff a track ... you trying to get ya rap on with a strap on , i dont **** with that ... tuck ya nutsack back till it touch ya ass crack ... silence lamb or i'll lead ya whole fam to slaughter... you aint a shotta aint gotta shot gun or dropped a toxin , got shot n stabbed or sliced ,,, just have problems , learning to read n write , and you be the type that believe ya hype ... i'll leave ya leaking like stabbin um in the abdomon well peeing ,in the tounge, through the lung well ya breatheing your firsts flow ... as you turtle and sink to the dirt slow .... your dirt yo .....

work together guys lets have a cypher day no battles just free format flows

from the very bottom of my heart ...
every drip of blood,cut an scar.,..
break all the rules in school and still do
these angry eyes look like they wanna kill you
t shirt covered in dirt just got off work , thinking u going down first
beat knuckles over a couple rebuttles I dont wanna cuddle
I want a puddle a blood ... your face spraying like a faucet
on the wall like aerosol that says dont talk ****
so you can read it every time you go out walkin
old school had westside connect in my walkman
so keep on talking
from the era of Mike Tyson not Mike Bitein
gangsta wanna use a knife I might slice him
you wanna use a gat , im not like him
Id rather smack that out your hand and beat your ass like a man
on my own two legs I stand
On my own two legs I run
on my own two legs I never ran
every ******* beat down bleeding through the teeth now
picked myself up off the ground
stripped fished all his **** out the lost found
always have my boys back
never needed steroid stacks
to have the strength to lift spirits and faces
got a homeboy sueing me for plastic surgery , he's getting a facelift
I just wanna live my life ..
never needed a shiv or knife
bin in jail and if I fight
its with all my god damn might ...on the mic ...or under streetlights
speak like I chose every word on purpose ...
what hurts is
holding a brother of arms in ya arms cause he's trying to do you harm
and truth is ... u dont wanna do it ... but if its him or dugas ...
im still spitting the mucas .. and dude its .. stupid
cause I think were all better
let no man force my hand ...
if I want you dead i'll dead ya
wont pay no hit man
wont say no **** man
just go git um , throat slit um . drip in ya cereal bowl
what im all about is the devine knowledge
but that miracle dont get rhymes acknowledged
so initially .. I pistol bullies . shoot do whatever I have ta
hack ya in half bra to cut through ... and bust truth
through my bucktooth smile ... with that **** YOU style

we go from battlin to admins , to not ******* with these hasbins ...
grabbin a page , a mic ... the blaze a light, ignite you see whats insight
incite a cyph...psych incite a splice in the g-nome ...on z's a homegrown
so zoned smoking with frodo n yoda in mista miagees dojo
anti social blamm psy vocals eating a pack a rolos , rolo time to get dolo
yo yo the ups n downs solo so low ,
on the low low polo'd oh no po po ... girl eating ma pogo
gots bros bro .. foes fo sure... arrest photo ...loco, local..
more tabs then zappa , rapper a natural diss ass stir emotional data
potent potion'll smash ya anti matter ...aint noone phatter cooking the batter dapper badder master blaster mastercraft ya tools ...
if ur aptitude aint up to my attitude I rap the truth and thats the truth
blast a booth .. boom bap a group ... new rap a group...
now im in a new rapper group ...wrap a group of thoughts
into every word i drop ,, if ur dimensions cyclops ... u need to go to an eye doc or get some eyedrops .. every rhyme I drop leave ya eyes washed with dmt
run dmc's though trainin well im brainin her vaginal walls paintin aeresol sprayins
saying whip it ... whip it real good
my lamens cryptic , **** its still hood
slayin critics laying pickets in there brain'n protest a freedom to flow fresh... grotesque throat sex ya codecs ... zip this file another matrix code is encrypted
you so didnt get it
if you did
your hands wouldnt be so hairy
n im married to mary's body and janes brain .. sippin tang ... burn artists
rippin thangs ... this garbage discarded look its brendas baby
with a benz n gravy...**** you mom an dad hip hop made me

I'm praying to Jesus to cure me from my sickening diseases
Our Father and Hail Mary are my religious theses
I'm trying to abstain from masturbating, swinging my penis
here and there like a monkey swings in the trees
It's a jungle where I am now, it's filled with the evils
of idle, despicable people abusing the system
It's feeble and illegal
We feel cheated, and it's breaking down positions to pieces
Brothers flying off the cliffs just like eagles
I just scribbled this within 5 minutes, unbelievable
But you'd better believe it 'cause my skill is unequaled
like Akuma when he takes down all his resisters
using his one and only powerful Level 3 secret
All you see is 15 strikes in front of a blank screen
and then you see his victim, crippled and bleeding
Weakened and begging for his sympathy, pleading
While his enemy stands over him with a symbol on his gi