Neverending Rap Battle

Do any of you remember what page Raven joined on? I'm trying to contact her. Thanks if you can tell me.

While I'm BUSTIN' my RHYMES, I'm so HOPSIN high
I'm a YELAWOLF not a DARK NOVA's hide
I'm SLIM and SHADY so fine, my TECH level's at N9NE
Colder than ICE, you're a square/CUBE hitchin a ride
I'm TWISTED and INSANE, a TWISTA in my brain
As a DOCTOR called DRE, said I'm MOBB DEEP in THE GAME
Then CHUCK D., said it was so EASY-E
A SNOOPin' DOGG, coulda gone B.I.G.
Now 2 PAC my bags, my FORT was MINOR to that
I CES I'm movin' my CRU, as a METHODical MAN
Contact THE PROFESSOR, the DFC is no lesser
MURDOCK wants to better, RED RAPPERs get redder
Still CHARLIE'S FORCE is a G, just like D.O.C.'s
all my IMMORTAL TECHNIQUES
Hence the GLIITCHin' disease
EMINEM please
just kidding... but did you miss ME?

DOCTOR, DOCTOR

Doctor doctor
I feel a little cramp in my stomach
To stop it from hurting, I grab it and clutch it
I'm wondering whether I should just go to the bathroom
and have a little piss in the bowl, and a crap too
I feel kinda constipated right now
I'm feeling lots of bad aches and pains in my bowels

"When did you start having this constipation?"

Last Tuesday when I returned from church congregation

"How bad is it?"

Fucked up, as bad as a toothache

"What kinds of meals did you have that last Tuesday?"

Pancakes with tasty maple spread around it
and strawberry cake without the paste about it

"What else?"

Fish and chips with mayo drowning it
And for supper, I had eggs, toast and bacon with brown ****

"You mean brown sauce?"

Well, whatever it was, I didn't like it
I don't even know why my mother went out to buy it

"What did you drink with those meals?"

This, that and alcohol
A bottle of Coors Light and a bag of Tylenol

"Tylenol comes in tablets, not liquid."

I don't give a ****, it was a drug, so I drinked it

"You mean 'drunk' it; please think
You're dealing with a professional doctor, ************, speak English.
And as far as this alcohol thing
You should take precautions on how much stuff you drink
By the way, just how much alcohol did you have?"

About 8 units of beer and wine all in a glass

"Holy ****, you drink that much?"

Look, I know I've got a bad touch.....

"Damn right you do, you're such a fat ****!
You do realise 8 units is stupid?
You're risking your own health, you're doing what you shouldn't.
You're binging without thinking, you're sinking
Stooping to a level that's stinking."

It isn't my fault - my wife just left me for another man
He works as a lawyer and gets paid a hundred grand
He drives a Benz with the spoiler fixed on the back
Daytona spokes measuring 20 on his hubs and caps

"Can you blame her? You're a drunk and a sleaze bag
who craps mass amounts of fat all over his green pants!
I can't imagine how you'd do something like this
You have a wife - well, you DID - and what? 5 kids?"

Nah, I have 2

"Whatever, you have children
All the **** you've been doing has damn near killed them!
And here I am, always jumping to your ******* rescue
Always going out of my way just to help you!
I've got better things to do
than rush to the aid of a ************ who constantly drinks and spews
Burping and slurping, slouching and grouching
like an old man who makes a hill out of a mountain.
**** this, I'm done picking up your pieces
You can die for all I care, I'm leaving."

What? Don't hang up .....

(Dial tone)

Doctor? Doctor?! Doc, pick up the phone, man.
Damn!

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https://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/jigsaw

Man, you call yourself a Glitch?
You couldn't be a Glitch if you were cast on Star Trek with a Klingon bitch
My forcefield attacks you
Barricades you so hard you can't pass through
I'm a guy who runs smooth, you're just a Glitch that fucks up the works
You're nothing but a jerk in a shirt
Get treated like dirt
like beggars on the street who ask for a penny's worth
just so they can go to the market and buy some turd
Duh duh, I'm so dumb, damn
God damn it, but even a dumb man can bust a rhyme better than you
Bitch, Glitch, let's make a switch
Dare to bump heads with me, I'll throw you in the ditch
And have your teeth bricked
My goons will bust you
Cuss you, 'cause dudes don't trust you
I'm a motherfuckin' G, forget the rest of the alphabet
Make you shake like a castanet in a mariachi set
Mexico, arriba, ole!

You'd love to switch heads with me
Nut, glitch says you're weak
Cause you're sick as ****, and I mean you're ILL
Off your pills, off your rocker, outta skills
Too wack to make enough for bills
You ain't a musician, your whole scheme is too shrill
Got so stoned, with one and two kills
I'll beat ya round the clock until it's ten 'til
So write your will, or leave the spot
Before you break down, or get shot
You're sayin you got six pack
Well here's to 2 Pac
It's time to pack, and move ass
Screw that, I'll prove that
They say "who's that?"
Mayday and new lapse
So know-your-enemy-is-livin-on-the-edge-of-gettin
Nuked back!
And now the noose has, me in its true grasp!
So stop talkin like you're dope
Stop walkin like you're stoned
Owned by a society and thinkin that you're solo
You're so low, low as a slow flow
You're a slowpoke
Goin like "oh no"
I'm cold as the cold snow
Up in the hot smoke
This whole game, evaporates
You know my name, but don't know I'm sane
Now my flow is strange, and I'm so deranged
That I'm, gettin, way gone
And I'm, spittin, way wrong
When I'm, livin, in song
I'm gettin bigger, swellin
Hell I'm, harem, KING KONG!
Don't, care they're, starin, stay on
Words are, blarin, blowin, M-COMM's
Instead I'm, dead wrong, the misery has LIFT OFF!

yo whats up hoes

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i gotta b a soldier,let martydom my glory,this worlds gettin colder
plus heres aint no one standin for me,dont wanna open up my

same sadening story,but sometimes i wonder that y am i

livin hard,dreamin to bcome a rap singin star
my soul has escaped from my skiny part and

i have pain killer in my hand,,its rimy martin
some say ive trapped myself in the cells of my own ball pen

,some say theres a way escape its an oubliette
some said to live world is better place,but i doubt it

and there aint no joy,for this broke boy,some people
curse me witout a purpose,m willin to see ma life hit the curtains

cuz m prick and burden certainly,anyone i meet is cursin me claimin that m insane,rigids made this brain go hypocritic

slits all willin to get dicc of richest,m sick of this ****,money
is the only worth to get happiness and homeys,fucck!

i dont love this universe,m gald to walk lonely in this phoney earth

I feel crazier than before
I'm like the Joker, the Heath Ledger version, rigging two boats by lacing them with bombs
Threatening to have them blown up
while he has a party of bystanders coned up with a trigger finger as soon as Batman shows up
I go nuts throwing bananas, I'm a banana shogun
Swinging from beat to beat like jazz composers
Now rock to this beat like your ass is supposed ta (to)
Let off wind like an unexpected leak on your gas controller
I take a hit of the piff every week and then pass it over
It's the Smurf-o-Matic 3000 Ganja Choker
I'm ready to spit something sweet during a rapping moment
You'd think I was a dragon breathing heat on Anglo-Saxon soldiers
A sick kid having one of his slick whims
Coming across mobs that are infamous like Big Twins
Throw that wack **** in the trash, I got the big bins
There's no room for garbage, I'm coming to collect it
These half-rapping asses have been half the rappers they used to be
since they began half-stepping, swagging and bragging about jewellery
If these assholes knew the half of what they were rapping
They wouldn't be swagging like a pack of fags with their pants sagging
If rap goes back to its roots, I'll be happy as Larry
Prancing a fatty on one leg and dancing like Happy
ILLustraight, your illest neighbour who's as British Asian
as Neil Patrick Harris is Caucasian

Say hello to the world's best cockasian
Ready to splatter-kill on all occasions
Don't know why I'm still called overrated
And now red-rover's stated, that I'm on the pages
Front pages and first stages of the worst parents to get naked
I'm kinda crazy to keep it basic,
I was belatedly reinstated in the state of satan!

So changes are common, the ranges are honest
The rangers are on it and the stranges all promised
That they'd stay in the office to allow you to stop us
So come at me kid, am I making you nautious?
Is your conscience chronic or manically cautious
Cause you'll be taking precautions to get to the drawin

Darwin is stepping aside, Einstein is letting me find
The true science still hidden inside, rap music to let me combine
The ingredient to make it collide, I'd be a rap genius that's right
So tell me if you still wanna fight
Or I'll give you ten seconds to hide
Goodbye!

I'm calling out all the rappers on this forum amp up your ******* game and put up a verse, put up a track, or put up your pen and pad, put up a fight if you can

I just posted

awwww ****
you aint ready for rawwww ****
let my doggg ****
on your mommms tits
bitch you dont want this
knock um unconcious
freddy krueger ready with a reuger in ya dreams
shooting through your mind
well, im puking on your rhyme

sick i know

sick . cujo sick um

bitch your an old yeller n ya girls a lassie
my timmy's,timothy leary's.u wanna spark it,cant match me
leave u with dots all over ya face like a bad case a acne
smack you whacks with a bag a mase replaced with acme
package weights that activate when they impact ya face
drip a bit of acid-tate assainate , you whack ejaculates
n master bait , a whole master race .... im running faster pace ... then pastors that passed away... with a passion for crashing the gates of grace ... im hashing crashing the gates of gates cause I got bill's , and these quacks aint got scrills
stop fer real or get dropped in killed n copperfield ... its magic
blaine , or johnson , heres the truth david slangin goliath...
heres a needle the tracks ego ,stick um with something lethal
invetro , n vito'd ... **** u haters in my rearview i'll watch you later tevo'd .... im a hit C Note get a G note till I influx a G -Nome till every G know me .... like F n H , like f'n great with a bottle of OE ...bitch you want some mascato ta blow me jabroni ya phonie ... trumpets for legs ya got some blown knees , try n flash that brass ...im ready to Repo yo PO-lease
please mind yo P's Q's ... ima catch some zzz's go practice ya Abcee's ... girls know i get the V Victory... ask'd victoria she gets the D ... on some E running on E ... gonna get f'd , cum all over her T... an the rest of the sorority ... I am MVP smoke a Zee of J's...roll up Big L's and never loose ... N Oh ive deaded dudes beheaded better crews ...that said they'd never lou ... got loops or porti potti poops. ploop ... oops samples for groups who think they the ****
let your girl lick her ass off my dick
when u give her a kiss
smell of her lips ... remind you who you is biiiitch
mind ya bizness
this my my .. this is my my .. my my bizness
break a world record how many bottles of guiness
did i just finish putting in your mouf making you ralph
when alf cramming alphabet soup in blouse

Peace Hip Hop IM OUTTTTTTTT

Hello

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbVJzEu047w&feature=youtu.be

you got beef i got a cattle prod
ox feens oxy'd you wont battle god
you blah blah blah alot
I stab jab slap ya twat
what pussies , i took your kids candy an ate santas cookie
egg nog'd up on you rookies
lookie lookie , 6 pussies and a wookie
you couldnt get nookie from a limp biscuit
dont push me , or my crew
aint like you ,slap ya with brains to remind you
so fresh , I hear nice shoes , well i stomp your chest n knife you
you wanted your slice dude... im cooking mic stew
chumps , n punks , using cardiac artery's for penile pumps
still dont have a bloody chance of ******* with me krunkd
I get three encores before i reach the door to the stage
**** on toilet artists sharting porcelain grenades
in the face of fakes ... lace the lake with your laces
behind the back rappers cant face it, give um a face lift ...
graffiti ya brains on the wall behind ya , just a reminder ...

knifing the wife in them with a bottle of vikaden, oh your type again
such a Barium Silicon Carbon Bismuth Technitium and Hydrogen?
BITCH i'll drop science into your eyelids , u pussies aint tighter then
the first time they had dick inside of them ...
saiid u were gonna clock me , watch it , chickenheads my gun is cocky ...
giving birth to twins shoot you want a copy , drop a deuce deuce
have um feeling twice as shitty blasting the gotti out ya potti mouth
you aint sick you'll probally ralph , i'll probally body ya spouse
tied to the audi i drove through your couch...the **** were you talking about
**** um im out .... keep my team out ya mouf ..unless ya screaming WOW
leave um meow with a steaming scalp when i let the demon out, get da meaning now, beat um up or beat um down , beat it if you dont know what the beat a bout ... BEASTIN OUT

cut off your legs , lets kick it stubby
running the game , smack um with twister bloody
till my fists are bloody or filled with your sisters cudi
candy rappers taste like twizzlers ,buddy dont get it twisted
you aint sedistic ,
ya thats what i said dip stick
yea head look like ya bitch tits
flat after i slap out the implants
bionic computer chips
n colon with a poem
go n loose ya ****
roll with an abusive clique
that'll cruise ya whip
in to ya dicks and tell you ta strip
bruise ya lip , for acting stupid kid
pressin these carbon copies an duplicates
on some super trooper ****
see ya death on tv cd mp3 n mute the ****
wolverine hulking the green we know who the mutant is
and ya'll faggets cant handle super human jizz ,
leave a damn hole of live ammo in ya cram hole before the ham show or ya fam
yo i'll rip ya tounge out ya damn throat ,n strangle you with it
u lil pussies aint getting tougher if you practice kegels with midgets
im fatal n vicous your tombstones labled for bitches
dropping bombs on you dot coms , u want me to change my logisctics
i'll chain ya mom to my log well it pisses ,
son ur looking washed up well shes cleaning my dishes
well im feen'n for afeni shakur to make a couple more hit lists
ya'll talking bout riches on some bitch **** , to yea bitches
**** i aint worried
ressurecting your corpse pissin on the coroner reports
leave um buried
aint noone scurried
im twice as dirty , swipe ya pearly whites , for the tooth fairy money
thats right Id do it for nothing sonny
smack the **** outta you for free
for looking at my fourty
you need to stop rapping and record me
if you ever wanna retire before fourty
n maybe i'll be nice and not **** ya shorty with a couple midgets
well im stacking my digits

i see prof bringing it

sadest ive ever bin ... knowing we were never friends
let it **** up my head again... fueled on adrenalin
so much rage filling the face ,feelings replaced ,with a lust for killing
noone asks .. hey you ok ? or how the **** your feeling
put my middle fingers up in your gut , hows the **** you feeling
sacraficed half my life over you jack offs an your whack advice
ppl like mike ya rappins nice , its cool but your not rappin ice
grab um smack um twice an jack there ice ,, woah what happened mike
you use to be so nice

i'll punch a tampon through ya heart you bloody pussies
buddy push me , get a whoopin like that cushion cushy

maybe i never knew you , maybe i never cared
maybe i'll dismember n screw you baby to that leather chair

maybe i do have emotion , buried under devotion
cremated what was important n sprinkled cross the ocean
now im coastin

whos your shoulder to cry on
the one you rely on
dope u get high on
am I wrong ?
right , then what are you gonna do when im gone
minds gone
just waitin for the body to go
saten or a shotti ta blow

adios ... yo cut the audio