Neverending Rap Battle

Lol I know these lines are ass and I didn't even consider them a part of the verse when I was judging

Fine start it off

I don't get what your PO'd about when a still said you won

You're challenging me to a battle cuz I'm not fond of your verse structure? So be it start it off ill be back tonight

ight **** the diss track imma just lay it down in writing

King123 diss
yo how you gonna judge flow
on able2know
how does that show
all profs lines are wasted
on this base head
that calls him basic
well face it
your so dense
the only time you were king was in the past tense *******
your fucked king
yo we all dispise you
ill suadimise you
we up in his asshole
we is up for dis asshole
cuz we aint down for your ****
you just clownin wit this
try to lobotomise
youll be saudimised
in saurows eyes
but you aint lord of this ring
you aint even king
we already got a mic messiah
may not have blown up but ill still fry yah
wearing them night vision goggles is the only time youll see your self getting green
pull out some real **** youll be fleeing from the scene
talking aint real
your so epic with all those line you steal
steel sharpens steal
thats why we sick of all the gun speak
need to start off hard but u come weak
n cum weak
well acorrding to your mom yo hows she doin
havent seen her sence the last time we were screwwin
when she was slobberin
like a dobbermin
yah ma goes wild
wit doggy style

yo im with prof completely on this my vote goes to prof

you'll be back tonight
on my sack tonight
looking for some crack ta light
well ur ass is white
shiit , look at this structure ma ****** is that alright ?
im getting PO'd ,cause im at the probation office
ur getting MO'd,stretch ya neck , like a masterbating ostrege
masochating sausage

I challenge you ,
cause I can go hard and not have to hold back
same thing i told ya mom son
up in her **** when I left ya skull crack
9 months later a full grown hater,
that survived the abortion
**** it puppet ur a muppet
with ms piggy porkin ,stuff it
thwapp, thats for holding mike tysons crap
and thinking your tough ****
ima tell you like NIXONS wife
u suck DICK
at electing presidence
u think ur bright n ya lights , DIALATED PEOPLE,
u have no EVIDENCE
its evident
difference , between ur judgement and a dead hooker
ur judgement still sucks , n i wouldnt fook ya
with 10 feet of ur gavil
judging by the size of **** stains on the handle
bitch ur such a Broad
u think ur bigger then GOD
u aint bigger then a trigger on the finger of a midget
shooting snuff flicks
dogs last scene ... as the director yells Cut Bitch ....

that night vision goggle line was hot homie ....

they say the worlds a stage
n ur acting like n asshole
, u dont give a **** ? what a hippocrite!!!
bet u hear that a crap load...

haha thanks man
when i came up with that i was like damn nova

LOLOLOLOL.

He spit generic bullshit fillers the whole time.
**** you and **** off...

HE LITERALLY HAD NO PUNCHES. NONE. ZERO.

POINT AT ONE LINE WHERE HE ATTACKED ME AT ALL.

I'll save you the time... There are none.

You can't defend his verse by saying he was battling 3 people. Thats just an excuse for how much bullshit generic **** he used. Nothing personal at ALL. No punches so everything else doesn't matter.

considering its almost impossible to have no punchlines imma have to say you really dont know what your talking about and there were multiple times where he attacked you

lay beats on um like an album (punchline)--- Not a punchline
with another L for the record cause they ALL Bum--- OMG YOU CALLED ME A BUM lol..... not a punchline
(punchline/wordplay)
murdock has trouble saying the word cock
cause he cant get it out of his mouth ...
(punchline)--- One of the most uncreative ways I've ever heard to say someone likes dick
pussy what are you talking about ?--- FILLER... Called me a pussy in a stupid ******* way... Generic Bullshit as well
(punchline)
**** you with a aids needle---FILLER
in ya peehole--- FILLER
n bathe in the blood--- FILLER
ur lines horizontal prof lay a hater flat out
your not equal--- Stupid ******* line... Generic Bullshit- FILLER
(wordplay/punchline)
my vertical has vertigo , so high--- FILLER
im straight up---- FILLER
(wordplay)
hate ****--- FILLER
n leave you with a hitler stash--- FILLER
sniffin glass for hours--- FILLER
(hourglass the drug methadone created by hitlers scientists)
(metaphor/punchline/wordplay)--- MOST CERTAINLY not A PUNCH
these asshole mini G's--- FILLER
think there gods dogg--- FILLER
prof call that holy trinity--- FILLER
(punchline)
a circle jerk--- LOL If you think "A Circle Jerk" is a punchline -_- LOL....
(punchline)
if they had nuff skills to go round--- FILLER. Not a punchline
(punchline/wordplay)
tri angles--- FILLER
(punchline/wordplay)
u pussies aint tight--- WOAH Generic Bullshit again. Another pussy line... LOL a shitty one too
try kegels--- ^^^ ******* dumb
(punchline)
prof hip hop god--- FILLER
ask dumb bars--- FILLER
gun bars
pour a full clip a bull **** bullets
(punchline)--- *CLAPS* maybe you're one insult on my bars.... Yet a line down you are putting bull dicks in my butt, stabbing people with needles, etc. AKA More bullshit then gun bars and LESS CREATIVE
ur fave , nut juice n ball liqour , ball lickers--- FILLER, Bullshit
(punchlines)
bull dick in ya bullox--- FILLER
butox--- FILLER
noone wants to hear your butt talk--- FILLER
(wordplay/punchlines)
asshole--- FILLER
ur not out of this world--- FILLER
clean ya blackhole--- FILLER... if you call this a punchline you're a ******* idiot. MAYBE wordplay.
(punchline)
ur a C rapper--- FILLER
prof sittin shittin on the crapper--- FILLER
(wordplay/punchline)
dont give a crap bra--- FILLER
got all the tools , crafts mastered
ur a tool , mastercraft ya
(punchline)
u r screwed
wrench ya nutz n bolts
(punchline)--- Definitely not a punchline
smoking frankenstein--- FILLER
puffing hulk--- FILLER
ur getting hammered--- FILLER
(punchline)
hamstered--- FILLER
labrat--- FILLER
guinea pig--- FILLER
injected with aids virus in they iris--- FILLER + worse then gun bars & less creative
does this look sick ?(punchline)--- FILLER... Not a punch
dog you look bitch (punchline)--- WOW you used the most overused thing ever in a terrible way.
prof is mvp (punch))--- "Prof is MVP" LOL NOT A PUNCH
wheres ya mp3?(punch)--- FILLER
mpc?(punch)--- FILLER
prof got no empathy--- FILLER
just 3 emcees scared ta P
C ur to scared to B0
(punchlines/wordplay)
a master rapper
u chimp panzy's(punchline/wordplay)--- LOL using monkey lines.... **** off
baboons bafoons (punchline)--- Monkey Line= Laughable
prof Go-Reala--- Monkey line= Complete joke... Literally in a rap battle people would laugh AT you if you said this....
(punchlines/wordplay)
then ya whole platoon--- FILLER
throat spilla , n pla tunes (wordplay)--- FILLER
on cb radios--- FILLER
3 vs 1 check the ratio--- FILLER
im not blown away by ur felatio (punchline)--- "I'm not blown away by ur blowjob".... Literally this is just ******* stupid.
grow some pubes dudes
u nevewr made a hor-mone(wordplay/punchline)--- Some people are forced to have sex with whores... Others are more classy like me
kings of terd island--- Say "Terd Island" in a rap battle= You get laughed AT
I dont give a **** bout your throne (punchline)--- SOOOO ******* STUPID
prof--- FILLER
King of word whyling---- FILLER
Jets ,Birdies--- FILLER
yes chirpie--- FILLER
every words fly ,n--- FILLER
ur cyphers wouldnt make gold if midas--- FILLER
touched ya in ya diapers (punchline)--- Another stupid ******* line.... You just needed a word to rhyme with cypher and diaper makes no ******* sense....
I plato ya mind (punchline/wordplay)--- Most certainly not a punchline
its my philosophy
above ya words , word , heard profs an apostrophe (punchline)--- Generic Bullshit
truth call this neuce a help line , talk ta me
cant hear these chokes
just C Hokes (wordplay/ Punchline)

C what im saying ? (wordplay/punchline)--- NOT A PUNCH
uv bin graded faggets C minus (wordplay/punchline)
an aids positive (punchline)--- You literally have an obsession with HIV/Aids and none of it is funny or good.
stay positive (punchline)---- ^^^


You can now see that you're "battle" (and thats a ******* stretch) verse is ****.

Wow. Just wow, dude. You've put so many FILLER comments on prof's verse you could build a whole wall without any cracks in it.

In order to build a wall, you have to have a foundation and a plan.

With punchlines and wordplay, however, you don't need a blueprint, just wit and creativity.

Been rippin ears you ain't tight son get forced in a box
For being fake meet the horns of an ox I'm so bored of your thoughts
Porcelain god sit on that throne you the king of **** professor
King makes me laugh imma put up my third finger and give him a gesture
Scribble your rhymes on some toilet paper and stick em up your ass
Quit bitchin and to learn to accept someone's opinion like a man
You were the fat kid in school who the bullies used to scream at
But he'll complain about all the struggles this G had
But im Workin a turban to hurt em brother Say he ain't no Ali then hell flip
Watch me deck em and see my hand plant in em got a steel fist
Cuz you ain't coping with a loss right get on your grind and lose the bitch traits
Cuz once the medics wheelin em out well see the 5-0 grip tape
Your lines have never connected and made a point
So Never try angles with me or ill break ya joints
Vertacies
uppercut vertically
your quads are lateral to floor then get power bombed
Off a tower top Put this pen ta god and blast you till the hex is gone
The one I put on you when I started writin lines
Cut your lines short if you try hyphen(hypin) rhymes
dude be chilling with his boys and eatin sausage
Fuckin faggot your mouth is a penis coffin and you feed it often

What about your generic ass verse

Everyone knows I'm going at professors neck (prof)
Im checking my hitlist and it looks like professors next(prof)
So you bout to get X'd-Man, cuz when that steel flare, leave you in a wheel chair, now you Professor X (prof)
You next asleep, good night teach (prof cuz of "teach" I guess)
So if I let you speak, its cuz I love to hear death acceptances speech (generic)
You put you're name on the line like attendance sheets(you could relate attendance back to school so prof)
Everythings falling into place like a Tetris cheat (generic filler)
These are coffin lines with tremendous heat (generic filler)
So you'll have common ground when you're descendents meet (generic filler)
Its like you getting put in hot grease and fried, (generic filler)
One in the wing, one in the thigh, one in you're breast with my biscuit give you a 3 piece have you leaking gravy on the side. (Punch but generic)
You guys are now witnessing a sacrifice for the slaughter(generic filler)
And you don't want beef like Hindu Indian daughters(generic)
You bit off more than you can chew, and you ain't got the teeth of piranhas(generic)
So you the 12th man on you're team, the proverbial bench warmer (generic)
If you think you championship caliber, you sounding outlandish(generic)
If the Milk Box Kids are the Lakers, then you are Kurt Rambis(generic)
So if you don't know who that is, thats exactly my point(generic)
So why you playing the ******* game and scoring exactly no points(generic)
You've never popped a shot, you can't rebound,
You'll need assists from you're team to get back up off the ground.( I liked this line but still generic)
You can talk tough, but listen up, I've heard you're soundcloud and it sucks (not generic but technically you could say this to anyone who has a soundcloud
For you to be the first pick. You gonna need more than Andrew Luck(generic)
Cuz you'll never get any bread, like you're allergic to gluton(generic filler)
Im running black panther on you're ass like Im Cam Newton (generic filler)
See battling me that **** wasn't wise (generic filler)
I got transformer lines, so theres more than meets you're eyes
You aint ******* with me cuz I'm in my Optimus Prime(generic)

Bitch and moan for the next five pages or take a loss like a man pussy if you think your so much better then it shouldn't matter if you lose

this is what you kept me waiting for

to bad that was my line

think you could feed my battle verse with darknova

**** you, I've posted 22 tracks on Soundcloud (two of which are covers of hip-hop classics). Don't ever diss Soundcloud!

On that note, everyone apart from Downloadable Content should listen to this:

https://soundcloud.com/illustraight/mind-playing-tricks-on-me-2013
This is one of the two covers.

what do u think was your line
?????


lmao n whitey,,,, I just used the king **** line ---- try something fresh lol


its kinda pussy that you'll only ever do a rebuttle verse , you'll never spark it ....

WOW --- DLC ur stupid

u think the holy trinity line / a circle jerk line

I said these 3 assholes i call the HOLEY TRINITY

and id call you a circle jerk as in the 3 of you sitting there jerking each other off

ya those were punches in bunches you just have no ability to read them for what they are



lmao --- go back to school