thedarknova
 
  1  
Reply Sat 2 Feb, 2013 10:35 pm
@Bambino,
ight cool
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Illustraight
 
  1  
Reply Sun 3 Feb, 2013 12:09 pm

Here's a story I'd like to glorify
Once upon a time, there were 40 guys
snoring by the Yorkshire lights smoking orange pipes
with sweet and sour pork inside


Just freestyled that while I was in the shower.
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Illustraight
 
  1  
Reply Sun 3 Feb, 2013 12:26 pm
Here's a story I'd like to glorify....

Once upon a time, there were 40 guys
snoring by the Yorkshire lights
who were smoking orange pipes
with sweet and sour pork inside
All the guys were sort of high
Stoned they were, borderline
One of them just caught a mi-graine
right among their thighs
A moment later, Sergeant White
was walking by, with his little doggy Spike
Popped his eye and pricked him with a porcupine
This made the poor guy
scream like a tortured dime
Bawled to White, "What the ****? You trying to pick some sort of fight?"
Mr. Plod, the copper guy, he caught an eye
Waddled by, said, "Stop it, swines!
This is a quiet neighbourhood, so drop the fight!"
But the bastard White
he bellowed in his face like a roaring tiger
"RARRRR! Who do you think you are behind
that copper badge and sloppy tie
I've served in the Army
I'm a soldier, ************, so **** off and die!
Don't you dare get between us while I'm socking guys
Or I'll enlist my loyal rifleman to hit you amongst your eyes!
Those ..... seedy, big-ass desk officer eyes
They look like ..... thick-ass medicine balls that caught a vibe!"
Mr. Plod, he took a double-barrel from his side
PAM PAM PAM, shot Sergeant White and all the other guys
Except for the one guy who got bit by the doggy
He was set free, jumped for joy and screamed, "LORDY LORDY MY!"

Disregard the last post, the able2know hamsters wouldn't let me take time to re-edit it.
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theprofessor
 
  1  
Reply Sun 3 Feb, 2013 06:17 pm
If anyone likes my beats - im selling them dirt cheap 20-50$ a beat holla at me if u need Peace Much love
theprofessor
 
  1  
Reply Sun 3 Feb, 2013 06:58 pm
@theprofessor,
https://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids 25$ a piece holla
theprofessor
 
  1  
Reply Sun 3 Feb, 2013 08:40 pm
@theprofessor,
https://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/trapped-in-a-trap-game fresh beat
theprofessor
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2013 02:08 am
i got issues, where the fucks my pistol , biiiitch get it out ya twat
what ? you think u had a shot ! pussy ...
im here , rhyme there , eyes here , right where ?
stand up , sit down , man up , bittch out !!!
hands up , git down , damn what ? siick WOW
you sound like my new favorite rapper
n u sound like ur parents greatest disaster
what am i suppose to like you ?
**** no , i dont like you ... I love you all
now get off my balls , my homie needs his dick sucked
she said I dont think ur gonna fit , now its stuck
call me gonasiphlitus, Mike is a sick ****
too fast for a beat , drive a stolen car down foreign streets
from calgary to cali how'm i gonna ignore ya beach ?
lames think im playin games mane u cant afford my cheap
ppl like mike ur sorta deep , im floorin a jeep to florida streets
so i can put a sword in ya cheek ,flow aorta leaks
i aint got beef , im just milking that cash cow
the legacy wasn't passed down , the kings just passed out
with his ass out , and the queen needs her pussy smashed,wow
he really went there, nair'd everything down there
im going ball'd eagle , got vultures playing dead ops
fed cops some dead fed cocks ,ripped the head off
barbie ,n miss piggy , kermit fucked um till they croaked
bull **** n party , i miss biggie , i miss diddy being puffy
now he's so P'd , i miss OPP , n obie t, Mos def changed his name
when I entered da game,snoop you'll always be my dogg mane
quit lion , rock harder then plymouth ,mind ya bizness
call me the the old school system , goku in the livin
kill it , ima run these snakes to heavens gates
real **** , its in my genes , fakes cant make my denim break
attention wake to the 11th state zen'n 8ths,NEW YORK tapes..


yaa keep it ill







war child
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2013 09:31 am
guys check something from nothing : the art of rap by ice T
it's a great documentary which features several artisits like eminem, rakim, ras kas, big dady kane...
theprofessor
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2013 11:02 am
@war child,
I own it and freestyle
war child
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2013 12:00 pm
@theprofessor,
yeah of course
theprofessor
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2013 01:25 pm
@war child,
u would like freestyle mos def is in it : )
Illustraight
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2013 04:01 pm
@theprofessor,
Beware of the Loch Ness Monster
MC Ills from the Milk Box Kids roster
No impostor, ******* with these mobsters will cost you
Dire, consequences dealt by the mixed race Mafia
Economically, we live longer
than dreadlocks braided by Jamaican Rastas
Our words twist you like corkscrew pasta
Blow your mind like HD screening, leave you wide-eyed, Panorama
Wanna start beef? We come around like karma
Steam you up like towel-wrapped pals in saunas
"Kill, I Oughta"
like Mudvayne in their early years of metal rocking, make-up and head-banging
We slang in a single language
like fixed dialects spoken by Slavic's and Germanic's
Autistik is manic
Tasmanian Devil-spin you fake rappers, theatrically dramatic
like Macduff when he put Macbeth's head in a basket
And flatten you like canvasses, you can't tap with this
You wouldn't be a match for this
if you rubbed our heads against a sheet of absestos
and struck us against the mattress
Believe this, this is no lie, there's no deceiving
My style is unmatched like kung-fu, you can't beat this
Mic extremist with an extreme thesis
like Theseus, I bring war to your kingdoms
Have you ever seen the "Clash" and "Wrath" of the Titans?
Well, it's kinda what this is like - rap giants
Fighting, minds like Zeus and Hades
A spark between good and evil has been ignited .....
Bambino
 
  1  
Reply Mon 4 Feb, 2013 08:00 pm
@Illustraight,
https://soundcloud.com/bambi-17/moms-ride
war child
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 01:45 am
@theprofessor,
yeah man his verse is dope
Illustraight
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 05:50 am
@Bambino,
I like the beat; it sounds like you're on one of those New York street hops. What did you use to record this?
Illustraight
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 05:52 am
@theprofessor,
Forget being trapped in a game, this beat has me virtually trapped in the '80's. Nice work. I take it you didn't use Audacity to record this since it sounds professional?
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Wrathe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 10:51 am
@war child,
I'm back guys, and I see war child is here too!
war child
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 02:13 pm
@Wrathe,
yeah and i'm looking for a battle
sasokolac
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 02:46 pm
@war child,
start it and you will get it Wink
war child
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 04:18 pm
@sasokolac,
bitch i'mma tackle you with a small verse,
so when you reply to me with a hi to greet, you'll get a heatstroke from burns
with highdegree words i just burst
and you'll be dumb enough to climb a treetop with a speedboat,
you need hope cause sasi kolac, will have his clavical cracked
facing this classical act,
so he'll better cope with it's tragical fact
howcome ? he's so skeptical that he ducks to not get it with lexical crap,
that my pottymouth just scats.
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