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The Fart Thread!!

 
 
Thok
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 07:57 am
CH4 eat away the frozen hydrogen.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 07:58 am
Even when suspended in helium?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 08:20 am
I think I am falling in love with Thok.


"CH4 eat away the frozen hydrogen" indeed.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 08:25 am
Methane seems to be the prime 'inane' gas!

[Methinane?]
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 08:25 am
dlowan wrote:
I think I am falling in love with Thok.


"CH4 eat away the frozen hydrogen" indeed.


I see a marriage made in heaven, with tumbleweeds as bridesmaids and the scent of the wind as a priest.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 08:27 am
funny, my vision of 'heaven' has always included noxious smells!
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Thok
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:55 am
what's up? That's not really weird, what I said.

Reason: CH4^2 - H2O^4+H
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:10 am
I retain methane.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:17 am
Some counties build arboretums(a) over old dumps...
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Diane
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:46 am
Hmm...this might be right up your, um, alley.

Quote:
President Bush Announces Methane to Markets

Partnership
Statement by the President

Today the United States and several major international partners are forming the Methane to Markets Partnership...

Under the Partnership, members will work in coordination with the private sector to share and expand the use of technologies to capture methane emissions that are now wasted in the course of industrial processes and use them as a new energy source.


There was another speech given by the prez that I didn't bother to copy as the title provides you with the general idea:

Quote:
Telephone Remarks by the President in Greeting to Rolling Thunder



Perhaps you guys are on to something that just might be profitable--as long as you don't mind losing all your friends--well, not on a2k--we love you anyway

in cyberspace.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 11:14 am
Nothing smells or makes a noise in cyberspace, or is that regular space? Methane for Markets eh...sounds intriguing, but I would have thought hydrogen a 'cleaner' solution to the energy problem.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 11:16 am
What a hilarious thread! Laughing

None of your know what a bad fart is until you have lactose intolerance.

You have no idea at all. Twisted Evil
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 11:20 am
Interesting fact: Cheese has no lactose. It's eaten away by the bacteria during the cheesmaking process. However, it still produces wicked farts.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 11:27 am
Cheese doesn't really bother me but put chocolate in my mouth and you have nuclear capacity on your hands. Shocked
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 01:20 pm
Thok wrote:
what's up? That's not really weird, what I said.

Reason: CH4^2 - H2O^4+H


Never said it was weird - it's just sort of.....endearingly logical and matter of fact - in a cute sort of way, all in the middle of a crazy thread.

One can't EXPLAIN these things!
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moondoggy
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 01:34 pm
i think we need a flatulation category
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 01:40 pm
Mooooooondoooggy, snider than a smile....
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 01:42 pm
Fartman, thank goodness you're here!

http://home.no.net/asskicr/Superheros/source/fartman.gif
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moondoggy
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 01:45 pm
well, you know, farts are funny
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 02:13 pm
http://www.herterstudio.com/Poop/fart.jpg
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