That was for kevin. Not you.
By the way, what's wrong with it besides not liking the title?
Slappy treated women like they were objects.
If a woman didn't meet his "high standards" read large breasts and desire to hang out in clubs, he had no problem insulting them to their face. If they did meet what he was looking for, he would say whatever he thought would hook them.
He may have had intelligence as far as his work, but to him getting to know women ultimately meant getting them in the sack.
Somehow throwing buckets of horseshit out there made him some expert on women.
He was bascially an ass, but what the heck, his over the top humor got him by.
Yeah, I know that was meant for Kevin, but that "this is howya get a girl" was and is highly insulting.
Kevin can do better than following that shallow advice.