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I discover I am the victim of a great Fraud named A2K.

 
 
BoGoWo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:03 am
ah that explains the southern California connection!

[Silicone Valley, no doubt!]
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:04 am
Did you know that the whole cast of Baywatch are actually reformed Conservatives done up by the cast of 'Q___r eye?'

Before: http://images.salon.com/news/1998/04/src/17starr.jpg

After: http://www.albertspage.it/sigle_tv/foto/Baywatch04.jpg

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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:06 am
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

[oh, those 'stars'!]
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:07 am
Indeed, the all-Starr cast of 'Look who's coming to take your oil.' -- He's so irresistable...

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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:08 am
i think, ug, yes, i think i can, ug, yes, i can, RESIST!
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:09 am
edited

Therefore unreal
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:09 am
When you are in times of temptation, think about the eighty-six year old man with a halitosis problem the girl once was in a former life. Solved.

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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:10 am
i would hope that in this case we are talking 'supernova'; a star that gets too big for its britches, explodes, and in a relatively short time is virtually invisible, again!
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Abu Ishaq Al Juwayri
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:41 am
my good friends....do not doubt that i am a true iraqi....i'll have to speak with my computer 'guy' on these issues....he's not an easy man to reach either, it's a 4 day camel trek across the desert,and he hates e-mail..

..i wish i were in central california, however i am near basrah....i can also tell you that yaks hate peanut butter but go wild for jelly....

i will send a man to get answers for your 'techies' as to the mystery of my ip address....
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:43 am
But some Arabic will do... are you in a little English-only enclave?
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dauer
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:44 am
Your techie won't accept e-mails but this urgent problem does warrant you to send someone on a 4 day camel trek across the desert?
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:46 am
Ah Dauer, so nice of you to join us.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:52 am
BBB
I heard that Abu Ishaq Al Juwayri works as a computer specialist for Duke in Doonesbury. Honey found him at a little French Bistro that is Garry Trudeau's reporter, Roland Headly's, favorite place to snack when on assignment in Iraq.

Trudeau just hasn't found the right occasion to introduce Abu to Doonesbury fans because of the goat issue. But I'm sure Abu's posting on A2K will inspire him.

BBB
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Abu Ishaq Al Juwayri
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 09:54 am
i must tend to a dire goat issue for the next few hours and then i shall return.....in full arabic glory...
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husker
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:05 am
panzade wrote:
waitin for the Viagra to kick in

do you get a headache?? Laughing
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:06 am
Don't forget your hookah Abu, I have a yearning for some good Lebanese Red
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:07 am
moi? nahhh...only if I touch it
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Abu Ishaq Al Juwayri
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:28 am
Craven de Kere wrote:
And you have been banned from at least one other forum I have found.


that was the vicky's fault!!! my prized goat, God rest her soul.....which is also why my webcam no longer works!!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:48 am


I believe you, Abu; if you were lying, you would have gone by now.

I'm trying to learn Arabic at the moment. Could you tell me whether this sentence is correct, and how you'd translate it? : وَإِذَا قِيلَ لَهُمْ آمِنُوا كَمَا آمَنَ النَّاسُ قَالُوا أَنُؤْمِنُ كَمَا آمَنَ السُّفَهَاءُ أَلا إِنَّهُمْ هُمُ السُّفَهَاءُ وَلَكِنْ لا يَعْلَمُونَ

I await, with thanks.

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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 31 Aug, 2004 10:54 am
Humming softly:
"And now, the end is near...
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