Why thank you, Setanta. I realised the awfulness of the joke, but proceeded anyway.
I look forward to hearing Abu's hijacking plight. It should be interesting to see how this is done.
He might enjoy the goats too much. Maybe that was part of the façade too, but I doubt it.
Thok wrote:Joe Nation wrote:Now this is a sad turn of events, I was only funning about fraudsters and here we come up with a real faker, or fakir as the case may be.
:-)
that's ironical.
cavfancier wrote:May a thousand camels fart on your beard, Abu.
or/and goats....
I have another Arab curse that Abu probably isn't familiar with: 'May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpit.'
What is it with the thousand camels and toilet humour? It must be a cultural thing.
Abu Ishaq Al Juwayri wrote:What has happened is that Michael Moore has arranged to reroute my ISP through a server in central California; i think he is planning to use me against my bosom buddy 'George'!
speaking of 'high-jacking'!
[or would this be considered "low-jacking"
]
sorry Abu!
[i always wanted to appologize to a 'goat'!]
Strangely enough, I've always wanted to thank a goat, for eating garbage. That is quite the skill, and environmentally friendly.
In this case Cav; i think the 'goat' is 'producing' garbage!
[in your most recent thread that would be described as 'coming out the wrong end'!]
Indeed....no more hummus for him.
Craven de Kere wrote:Abu Ishaq Al Juwayri wrote:dear moderator: please disclose my location to put an end to al of this....
note: i must confess....i do not yet have legitimate internet service....suffice it to say i am 'hijacking' a connection so my ip address may not reflect my actual location....i'm not sure, but it should definitely show up somewhere in iraq.....
Cool. I'd be happy to comply with your request.
Your location is central California. And your claim that you "hijack" a connection from Iraq is simply a lie (and a transparent one) but feel free to attempt to explain how that works. Should be a good laugh for the techie-types.
Your screen name is pieced together from sites like
this. The name you use in your email is not Arabic, prolly a "hijacked" email too? And you have been banned from at least one other forum I have found.
But instead of the vehement denials that usually come from exposed fraud, why not just demonstrate a bit of competence with Arabic eh? It would be a piece of cake for an Iraqi to demonstrate Arabic fluency.
That should be interesting.
Oh dear - an Abu booboo......
Wow...who knew what too much pita could do to a man?
or, perhaps, too much pity!
Poor guy! He's suffered enough already; we should be nice so that he can explain why he is in Central California, Iraq, and Disco Stu's gay palace. I fear that Abu has arab-related multiple personality disorder; he needs Riyadbilitation, I guess.
a definite candidate for "suicide bomb therapy"!
Hey, with enough botox, he'll look like Pam Anderson.
i always refer to her as "pAnderson".
waitin for the Viagra to kick in
I think it's probably more silicon-based, Bo.
