A laugh for today

Nephew Tommy Prank Phone Call
(I'm Your Wife's Gynecologist)

Funny

Arsenio Hall of Justice

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..

Family Guy-Brian finds out he slept with Quagmire's dad

Comedian: Norm Macdonald
Funny origin of how the Fantastic Four
came up with their super hero names

Summer season arrived and the swimming pool finally opened its doors for the residents of a condominium complex.

The little boy is excited and told his mother.
-Mom! mom! mom! I'm ready! let me go to the swimming pool.
-OK honey, but be very careful, and don't ru....n...

The boy disappeared and after 10 minutes returned back bleeding and with a broken arm
-But, what happened?! How did you break your arm?
-I'm OK mom, I will go to my room and rest, I'm OK... don't worry...

Next day, very excited and with bandages all around his arm the boy said again

-Mom! mom! mom! I'm ready, let me go to the swimming pool.
-OK, OK, but at this time be careful, remember yesterday when...

The boy disappeared and after 10 minutes he returned back, bleeding and at this time with a twisted leg.
-But, for God's sake, what happened?! How did you twist your leg that way?
-I'm OK mom, I will go to my room and rest, I'm OK... don't worry...

Next day, very excited and with bandages in his arm and leg the boy said again

-Mom! mom! mom! I'm ready, let me go to the swimming pool.
-OK, but at this time don't run, be careful, avoid to have another acci....dent...

The boy disappeared fast again and returned back bleeding with the head broken at its front.
-But, my darling! What is happening over there?! How did you break your head?
-I'm OK mom, I will go to my room and rest, I'm OK... don't worry

Next day, very excited with bandages in his head, his arm and his leg, the boy said again.

-Mom! mom! mom! I'm ready, let me go to the swimming pool.

-No -says the mother- No, because you came back with injuries the last three days, and this means that is dangerous to go over there.

-Mom, please... please... let me go, yesterday I was told that finally today they will fill up the swimming pool with water....

Chappelle's Show - The Playa Haters' Ball
FUNNY

Chappelle's Show - Charlie Murphy's
True Hollywood Stories - Prince - Uncensored

SNL comedy
A reporter's (Kenan Thompson) broadcast from the site of a sinkhole gets off-topic
when he interviews a beautiful woman (Margot Robbie) and her unimpressive husband (Mikey Day).

It's a little sad to reach your September years and find out you blew the best of June, July and August.

Milton Berle with a little edition from me.