When you see your grandfather "dry humping" in a restaurant booth after being served milk in his coffee, it's best to change the subject. Check please!
It would be the biggest joke to today's young audience. Today you've got movies like "Crazy/Beautiful" and "Thirteen". I watched most of "Crazy...", shaking my head the whole time. I knew "Thirteen" would upset me so, that one I avoided completely.
Mr. Alice, what's your purpose here?
"Thirteen" was one tough movie to watch. It was really well done though, for the subject matter. I'm not sure I could sit through it again, unless it was in the context of trying to teach a message to a kid that age. Thankfully, I won't have to consider that for now.
I agree on "Thirteen". The most interesting character was the Mom's boyfriend. Very well played. I guess I related to him cause I'm in the same boat right now
I dry humped a squirrel once. Chased the damn thing all over the yard.
Didn't think I'd ever catch the bastard.
Gus, inquiring minds want to know, black, red or grey hair, erm, fur? What's your pleasure?
Ew. Ew ew ew.
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Yes and you should both feel very ashamed of yourselves. Now go stand in the corner, both of you!
No No No Fortune, that's a recipe for more mischief. Seperate corners.
Yeah, you dont want to see Cav dry humping gus !
Well, if you're sure. Could be funny though....
Seperate corners would be a good idea. Otherwise, the capybaras and the pitchfork would get involved and believe me, that's something you do not want to see.
Well, as long as there's no squirrels...
No the squirrel got away remember? Unless gus has something more stashed away beneath that sexy one piece overal?
Gus won't admit it, but I happen to know that he gets those overalls from Osh Kosh Bgosh's secret factory for oversized children.
Does this count?
In 1965, in the Boston Public Library, my girlfriend and I discovered that, while sitting at a table across from each other and appearing to study intensely, we could use our feet to play nice. We both had to lean back a little in our chairs while each of us put a foot in the crotch of the other. I put the heel of my right foot firmly against her and made little oval movements while her foot rubbed me the right way. We could study for hours that way for hours, although there were periods of time when it was difficult for me to concentrate on what I was reading and she had to learn not to gasp too loudly while reviewing "Speech Therapy Techniques and Innovations".
We would then go to the Muffin House for tea.
Joe
I think that definitely qualifies Joe. Ahh, libraries, where kids used to dry hump before Starbucks...
