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Fri 30 Jul, 2004 11:58 am
Do you remember the dry hump?
When you were younger, and hooking up with someone, and you were too nervous to go ripping their clothes off, and ended up dry humping?
How stupid is dry humping?
If you're a guy, all it does is give you major blue balls. But even then, you'd be talking to your friends the next day, and they ask you what happened..."yea, I ended up feeling her up a little, and we dry humped," like that was a good thing. If I heard one of my friends say that now, I'd smack him across the face.
I still dry hump, but my pillow doesn't mind.
Please, share with all your favorite dry hump stories.
I thought that the 'dry hump' was one big joke-- literally. I thought that it was a comedic device.
Who could blame me for thinking that, though? It's one of the most sophmoric 'steps' ever. Is it still 'in fashion' now, though?!
*slapping slappy across the face*
Wait, there's a "wet hump"? Damnit, I'm gonna have to talk to the wife...
Oh baby. When I was in high school, my boyfriend and I dry-humped for two years before we finally did it. It was hothothot. Blue balls hell. He went home with sticky shorts many nights and like doglover, my crotch was sore but it was a delicious kind of sore. Like grinding on each other during a slowdance in the darkened school gym. That's the **** memories are made of.
Back in the day (pre-Pill, pre-legalized abortion) when we did everything but screw for the longest time the sexual tension would grow to such incredible heights between a young couple in love. Young folks who now go straight for the sex don't know what they're missing.
I wasn't going to post in here, but I just find it hilarious when someone who goes by "doglover" posts in the "dry hump" thread.
Most of my dry humps weren't all that dry.
That is kinda funny, doglover.
Kissing and foreplay. I'll bet alot of these young guys and girls too know nothing about foreplay because they don't keep their pants on long enough to learn.
C'mon...there's just as many confused 15 year old virgins who make out for hours "nowadays," just like us losers did.
I, I mean...I banged like 39 chicks by the time I was 15! Hell YEA! I just heard about dry humping yesterday!
Sure Slappy. Anyhoo...last time I dry humped was at 15, at summer camp, and it ended in an embarrassed "Uh, this has been great, but I gotta go." Yeah, go clean up. The next day my cabin buddies noticed I got in real late, and I woke up late too. I heard the convo: "Yeah, he was probably f---ing that M- chick." Who was I to burst a myth already in creation?
Oh, I remember those days! It was great! And no guilt! No pills! No embarrassing trips to the doctor or the drug store!
Eoe was right, it was very, very hot. Those were the days (nights?) when we learned what worked for us, and how holding back a little could just make us that much more excited. I hate to think teenage girls are cheating themselves out of that phase.
Erm, hot? Nuh uh! No way. Least not in my experience "... guy can't take a hint.... just wanna get some sleep..... Over there!! Your space is over there!! No, get off! Moron... ugh, I told you to Go-To-Your-Own-Bed! Do I have to hurt you?!
*meanwhile friend and friend-of-moron are gettin' some lovin' in the next room*
"...I am so never going anywhere with these people again...."
I was one of those "technical virgins," Phoenix! (For a year or two, but only with one boyfriend.)
(Okay, maybe two.
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I SO remember that term, Phoenix! I can almost remember standing in the school store with my best friend having lunch (hot ham n' cheese on a hoagy with fries and a Coke-50ยข) and discussing the fact that we were both still technically virgins.
Geez, we sound like cast members from "Gidget Goes Hawiaan."
Well..I have this thing for Paula Prentiss...yessssss!
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