a survey,about your country

Now you mention it... call it The Netherlands :wink:

Poland Am I the only person from this country ?:>

hi groszi, I think you might be, welcome to A2K!

limbodog, yeah, I would never suggest you to come to Croatia, just last week we ate few tourists from Boston area - well, actually we ate just four of them (there were six) because at that moment we saw some Dutch tourists and we decided to burn them alive and we, of course, raped all women (some men too, but these are not my preferences).
We also don't have water and electricity, everything smells really weird, and there is more diseases in Croatia then anywhere else in the world.

However, we are much smarter and more intelligent (not to mention polite, despite eating Americans) then people from Boston if we took A2K
as example, but that doesn't change complete picture.

Why would you burn Dutch tourists? Shame on you Croats!

Yeah, why not grind them.



I'm an American, but I'm not sure where I'd call home. I've only lived in a city for more than a year twice in my life.

So I guess where I'm from would be the places I lived the longest (US, Brazil and Japan).

I saw that one coming...

Ik kom om te eten bostonians.

Ik kom om Bostonians (I don't know whether there is a translation for the people from Boston in Dutch, I'll use yours; it could be 'Bostonezen', or 'Bostoners' maybe ...) te eten. Keep in mind that the Dutch word order is not the same as the American.

well Rick, we burn them because we can. We used to spare Dutch, but this year Parliament decided that only tourists that spend most will live, and statistics shows that Italians are biggest spenders (funny thing is that despite our custom to eat tourists we still have couple of million tourists each year), so they are allowed to come and, more important, leave free. On some small islands and in small villages on coast people filed requests to spare some Germans as well (those that come to same place for decades) but that was denied. Still, there are reports that some people have Germans undercover, but I think Army will solve this really soon.
As for Czechs, Slovaks, Poles, Hungarians, Russians and other poor bastards we mostly kill them on border

I went to Croatia on a holiday two years ago. (...) I could have been killed.

So that's the reason for this year's holdays on the Mosel river ... and instead of being burnt, you drank 'kalte Ente'

Well I do have to say it was hard to be in Deutschland. I'm used to a flat land and when I was there around the Mosel .... pffff! You can call it 'hills', I call it MOUNTAINS. Yikes! What I do wonder is indeed: how can so many Germans still be sober when there is a Biergarten on almost every corner? In some of these places, a normal beer was 500 ML. Is there a sort of German gene I'm not familiar with which prevents Germans from getting drunk?

Living close to the Dutch Alps (the 'Sauerland', see my "www") and driving there now and then, I fully cam understand your acrophobia in the Mosel-land. :wink:

Having been quite some times in The Netherlands, with some Dutch relatives plus a couple of (very close as well as more distant) acquaintances, I/we had had there, I always thought, the Dutch didn't know any beverage besides beer and genever

You were here Rick?? Damn it, how did you get out??? I really have to make some serious phone calls...what is next - Limbodog coming and surviving????????

but I do admire your bravery Rick, and after all, we are net-friends, so maybe I'll get you a special VIP Pass for next time - just don't come without it

and now enough of joking, untill all tourists decide to go to Lippstadt You would like that Walter, eh?

Better, if they decided to go Bad Waldliesborn, the spa in Lippstadt, where I live :wink:

Genever? Hmmm I never saw Dutchmen as real genever addicts ... Anyway, I was wondering: how about the coffee and thea consumption in Germany? Is that high, or should we all replace that with beer? :wink:


Let's say I have some connections with the Croatian maffia

Actually, I replaced beer with coffee (and a bit of tea) more than twenty years ago :wink: