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A girl I really like uses the "I want to be friends excuse" but likes someone else :(

 
 
Vernon of Prague
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2015 05:55 pm
@juliareiner,
for you baby, I'll become nerd! Wink
wmwcjr
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2015 07:01 pm
@Vernon of Prague,
But you can't do that because you've chosen to become a hamster instead. Besides, she has too many pets already! Smile Razz
Vernon of Prague
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2015 09:44 am
@wmwcjr,
Thanks for sabotaging my every attempt for getting a chick, gopher! Razz

Moreover, I'm the cutest, fluffiest and most lovely pet of all! Cool
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Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jul, 2015 09:11 am
@juliareiner,
Quote:
Eff those seemingly good looking ones.
Hey !! I resent that !!
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Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jul, 2015 09:13 am
@Vernon of Prague,
Girl bring cookie...girl win Vernon heart .



Then use for fish bait .
Vernon of Prague
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jul, 2015 10:43 am
@Ionus,
Girl haz nice bwewbs. Girl haz Vernon heart already! Surprised
Vernon of Prague
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jul, 2015 11:03 am
@Ionus,
For the girl Vernon would gladly catch fishes with his bare paws http://www.kostelecak.cz/mnews/stuff/img/smiles/smiley-love.gif
Vernon of Prague
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jul, 2015 02:01 pm
I hope I won't get bunned though. Devil knows what are these mods up to... Confused
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jul, 2015 09:23 pm
@Vernon of Prague,
Quote:
Girl haz nice bwewbs. Girl haz Vernon heart already!
Wot ? No cookie ???
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Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jul, 2015 09:24 pm
@Vernon of Prague,
Quote:
For the girl Vernon would gladly catch fishes with his bare paws
Igjit ! Where get bear paws ? You got lil paws like rodential .
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Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jul, 2015 09:25 pm
@Vernon of Prague,
Mods never like good looking popular rodential ....me for example .
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Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jul, 2015 09:29 pm
@Vernon of Prague,
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03363/animals-marmot_3363614k.jpg

LOOK ! NOT BEAR PAWS !!
mirandajobs
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jul, 2015 02:23 am
@singlesucks13,
Forget about her, she is not good enough for you. She could say from the very beginning that she is not attracted but she used you until someone "better" appeared...
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Vernon of Prague
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jul, 2015 04:31 am
@Ionus,
Hahaha!

I meant bare paws, of course Smile

Little hamster can't spell. But good with gals Smile
wmwcjr
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2015 01:07 pm
@Vernon of Prague,
Little hamster is a playboy -- er, playhamster, whatever. Oh, forget it! Razz
Vernon of Prague
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jul, 2015 04:18 am
@wmwcjr,
But of course! Have you heard of xHamster? Google it! Razz

http://www.illuminatedesignstudio.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hamster2.png

Who could resist somehammy like that?
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jul, 2015 05:35 am
@Vernon of Prague,
You get Hat ? Where you got Hat ? I want Hat !

(you need manicure)
Vernon of Prague
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jul, 2015 03:45 pm
@Ionus,
actaully, recently they started to seel whole gopher's dresses.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4073/4739560318_c1bfa5a56c.jpg

http://travel.usnews.com/images/articles/82/Gopher_Hole_Museum.jpg
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wmwcjr
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jul, 2015 11:11 pm
@Vernon of Prague,
Quote:
Have you heard of xHamster? Google it! Razz


Shocked I did! What is this world coming to?! Hamsters are now producing porn? (Talk about "furries"!) Hamsters are supposed to stand for everything that is wholesome and fuzzy! I wonder if any of them used to work here at A2K. We're going the way of Rome, I tell ya! Crying or Very sad

http://www.democraticunderground.com/emoticons/rofl.gifhttp://www.democraticunderground.com/emoticons/rofl.gifhttp://www.democraticunderground.com/emoticons/rofl.gif
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wmwcjr
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jul, 2015 11:21 pm
Ionus in his younger days

http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss229/NvMe1time/Muscular-Squirrel.jpg
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