Just make sure they are truffles Bi; check for the smell of Prep. 'H'!
Now that's going too far, to be honest, Bear. On whether ass-eating is acceptable, I draw the line at people's eating Oreos.
Nimh, unfortunately, such as the world is, if we manufactured such a thing, we'd get thousands within the first few weeks.
Slappy-- now that you have wildflower, do you still want the teddy-rapist girl?
is it a black lace 'teddy'?
Drom, I'm not sure what could tear me from raping the teddy bear. I need some strong convincing.
Ohhh, teddy BEAR rapist....for a minute I thought you were talking about a Kennedy.
easy on the raping of the bears stuff fellows......just hold on to your money and wait your turn like everyone else.......my niece will get to you when she's ready.....
Ha ha, Cav; if someone wanted to.... the Kennedys, I would ensure that I got a room far away from them. Although, I once heard about a group who fantasise about Warren Harding. Strange, strange world.
Erm; perhaps the teddy-raping girl's poetry tastes? This was the tragic rabbit thing after which she named her poor plaything:
Tragic rabbit, a painting.
The caked ears green like rolled corn.
The black forehead pointing at the stars.
A painting on my wall, alone
as rabbits are
and aren't. Fat red cheek,
all Art, trembling nose,
a habit hard to break as not.
You too can be a tragic rabbit; green and red
your back, blue your manly little chest.
But if you're ever goaded into being one
beware the True Flesh, it
will knock you off your tragic horse
and break your tragic colors like a ghost
breaks marble; your wounds will heal
so quickly water
will be jealous.
Rabbits on white paper painted
outgrow all charms against their breeding wild;
and their rolled corn ears become horns.
So watch out of the tragic life feels fine -
caught in that rabbit trap
all colors look like sunlight's swords,
and scissors like The Living Lord.
O, forget it. I can tell that you're infatuated already.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Drom, I'm not sure what could tear me from raping the teddy bear. I need some strong convincing.
How insensitive are you man?
You have perfectly good cabbage patch doll waiting for you at home.
Sheesh drom, get her to the rapist, erm, I meant a therapist.
As for Slappy, I'm with Gargamel. Not only do you have a cabbage patch doll at home, you have the rare 'enhanced' version, only availible in Japan.
cavfancier wrote:Sheesh drom, get her to the rapist, erm, I meant a therapist.
As for Slappy, I'm with Gargamel. Not only do you have a cabbage patch doll at home, you have the rare 'enhanced' version, only availible in Japan.
would that be the one with the horizontal vagina that tightens the wider you open her little legs?
If you fill it up with water, it pees on you.
Hot.
That would be the prototype, BPB. Slappy has the newer version with extra features.
cavfancier wrote:That would be the prototype, BPB. Slappy has the newer version with extra features.
You mean the one that if you turn it over it's like a nine year old boy? Slappy that's a little strong buddy, I had no idea.....you think you know a guy.....
The prototype is...you bang the Japanese doll, and 1/2 hour later, you're hungry again. No, wait, that's my Chinese love doll...
Slappy, you are first on my list for ill behaved animals that need training. Cav, you really are a very close second!! lol!!
