nimh wrote:BoGoWo wrote:maybe a suit of armour
now there's a fetish ...
More of a fetish with a battleaxe....that is, the weapon of minor destruction, not the mother-in-law....umm, maybe that is an even deeper fetish...
and everyone knows that if you have a fetitch; you should definitely 'scratch' it!
Or buy buy some Gold Bond medicated cream. Bond cream is very handy, as it doubles as a mini shotgun, and can expand into a hydroplane.
I'm going to go out on a limb here:
I really dig hot chicks wearing knee high black boots.
Please don't judge me.
Thats not a fetish, thats just natural instinct.
You have been judged, worm. Now bend over, kiss my boots and take the gavel.
(Melissa, stop cybersexing with Slappy, you're only eight.)
Masochist: Hit me!
Sadist: No!
knee-high boots = SM?
Trip out. Then there's a lot of SM'ers around this year ... its all the fashion.
"Kiss the boot of shiny shiny leather."
... different colors made of tears
Severin, severin, speak so slightly
Severin, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now plead for me
Hmm, i thought severin was an insecticide!
I have a fetish!! I want to tie men to the bed, completely naked. I wish to dominate them completely, until they beg for forgiveness.
Leather required!! I don't do chains, but a whip and paddle to their butt sounds fun!!
My first victim, Scooby, for making me think this post was serious!! Have fun! I will....
Wildflower63 wrote:I have a fetish!! I want to tie men to the bed, completely naked. I wish to dominate them completely, until they beg for forgiveness.
Leather required!! I don't do chains, but a whip and paddle to their butt sounds fun!!
My first victim, Scooby, for making me think this post was serious!! Have fun! I will....
I'll watch, and sell tickets, for a profit. :wink:
You better give me a good percentage of that profit!! After all, I am the one who has to do all the work to make Scooby behave! I wonder how long it will take? This could be real fun...
Profit-sharing is hot. I'm a Virgo.
I would like to eat Lundts white chocolate truffles directly out of J-Lo's ass........I thought it was about time someone actually spoke the truth around here......
I sense I've gone too far and see some of you are pulling away from me......