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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 04:03 am
Well, all i can say is . . .

Kelb Akbar!

Dog is Great!
rosborne979
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 04:29 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Well, all i can say is . . .

Kelb Akbar!

Dog is Great!

The chances are that you only believe in Dog because your parents believed in Dog.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 04:41 am
@rosborne979,
Yeah . . . and his name was Tippy . . . but then he got hit by a car . . .
FBM
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 05:00 am
@Setanta,
Do you wear a tiny car tire on a necklace? Or have one hanging on your wall? Or hanging from the rearview mirror in your car? If not, you're not a true believer in Dog. Remember, Tippy sacrificed for you.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 02:47 pm
The liturgy of Dog was never my strong suit . . .
Thomas
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 03:24 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
The liturgy of Dog was never my strong suit . . .

I'm sure Dog will forgive you for that. May his love be with you at all times. Here, I even went to Roberta's "Beautiful Animals" thread and stole a glurge picture of Dog's love just so I can show it to you.

http://i62.tinypic.com/5otb4l.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 03:30 pm
Looks like eye-wash to me . . .

(Heh heh heh heh . . . i crack me up . . . )
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2015 09:57 pm
@rosborne979,
they should do it like the Hare Krishna did it in the good old days

free cooking lessons with a meal at the end

I took a lot of Indian cooking classes with the Hare Krishna toward the end of a couple of terms of university

a little conversion attempt wasn't much to pay for an excellent meal
Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 22 May, 2015 03:39 am
@ehBeth,
Now there's religion i can believe in!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 11:17 am
Went in the yard, to be swarmed by mosquitoes. Either there is no god to give a **** about me or there is one that torments me. In either case, it's a right bastard.
hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 02:19 pm
@edgarblythe,
That was a plague sent to spite you. Lucky the pollution and god not really giving a **** meant it ranked a 'meh' on the ISO plague scale.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 02:48 pm
@hingehead,
My hand swelled up and turned green where the first mosquito punctured me. Meh, indeed. I will likely die. Wait. I accidentally smeared some guacamole on my hand. Never mind.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 03:33 pm
@hingehead,
I meant 'smite' not 'spite'. Knew I should have got the King James version of Android.
hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 03:37 pm
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 03:49 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

I meant 'smite' not 'spite'. Knew I should have got the King James version of Android.

I read "smite."
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 05:56 pm
Finding it hard to choose which Abrahamic faith to go with? Try our simple comparison chart:

http://cdn.10dailythings.com/images/2010/10/islam-vs-christianity.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 05:59 pm
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 06:06 pm
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FBM
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 06:28 pm
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/11351449_852705101032_3377941420165350924_n.jpg
hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 24 May, 2015 07:12 pm
@FBM,
Don't completely agree with this (there were definitely black christians before the 'modern' slave trade). But empathise with the sentiment.
 

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