ATHEISTS ONLY

my eyes!!!!

You know you have to go to the atheist temple and pay over the counter, right? God doesn't let us use electrons so no internets.

Depressing, no? I hate being bullied by the fat boy above the clouds.

I believe in Dog.

But butt . . .

It's tough being an atheist. No holidays.

I know what you mean. I was once offered Veterans Day. I declined because I'm pretty sure they would have pulled Christmas Day from my list of paid holidays.

yeah. Then if you were there and in the skeleton crew, you'd have to answer phones and man the 'gripe line'.

I hate to interject a serious post . . .

When i was in the army, my religious preference was listed as druid. Mostly it was just to piss people off, but it had the added advantage that no one knew anything about Druids. On Christian holidays, they used to round up the Jews, and me, and then we would be given two days off for every one day we took the duty (there were few of us, and we had to do 12 hour watches). I also told them that my sabbath was sundown Friday until sundown Saturday, and that i had to have a pine grove. If there were no pine groves available, i'd settle for a deciduous grove of trees. I had the solstices and the equinoxes for my holidays.

From twitter

What are you worried about? lol

Nailed it.

Thank dog we don't have to put up with shite

ooooh!

And how does that work if the "belief" is the "belief" of some atheists that there are no gods?

Why would figuring out that such a "belief" cannot be "substantiated with evidence"...lead someone to work out that they are atheists?

Or said another way: Dawkins, as he frequently does, is talking nonsense here.

You forgot to mention that he fought the battle of Jericho.

And the walls come tumblin' down . . . That Joshua was a party kind of guy . . .