I am making the assumption anyone following this thread is not looking for anything "world class" out of any of the other participants...for obvious reasons
One of the main reasons being if you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
Ugh...that was definitely not world class.
It wasn't even third world class!
Pick one of Dorothy Parker's quotes. You almost cannot go wrong there.
Here's another favorite:
“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”
I guess that makes Timur's posts half-truths.
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timur
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Wed 20 May, 2015 01:54 pm
Frank wrote:
We could become great buds!
That will never happen.
I wouldn't conceive being buds with a puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meat slapper.
Frank wrote:
Pick one of Dorothy Parker's quotes.
It would be dishonorable of me applying her quotes to a smarmy lager lout git like you.
I wouldn't conceive being buds with a puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meat slapper.
Frank wrote:
Pick one of Dorothy Parker's quotes.
It would be dishonorable of me applying her quotes to a smarmy lager lout git like you.
Hummm...you still have that problem, I see.
I just get to you!
Probably because you are my toy...BUT...
...you are my favorite toy.
If you are going to get anywhere, though, you have to elevate your game. Come out of the sandbox. Pretend you can argue like an adult...rather than a petulant two year old.
Now, for those of you who are experiencing Argument Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) whilst our regular protagonists are resting, here is an argumentative interlude......
Normal service will resume shortly.
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mesquite
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Thu 21 May, 2015 01:50 am
@neologist,
neologist wrote:
C'mon, you guys.
I keep looking through here for some world class insults to save in my classics folder. Have I been wasting my time?
Get busy!
Think of some cool stuff!