@ossobuco,
I've have learned that it's not always best to tell everything you know.
I remember that time back in third grade, for example. All of a sudden, out of the blue, Miss Johnson, the teacher, interrupted herself and said:
"Lay-boy, is there some reason you've been sitting there with both of your hands in your pockets, wiggling around for the last five minutes?"
I said: "Yeah."
She said: "Well?"
I said: "Well, what?"
She said: "What's the reason?'
I said: "I've been looking up your skirt, that's what."
That's along about the time she commenced to slapping me silly.
Quote:
“Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it” (Mark Twain).